Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a podcaster to help, are they?
Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening
Dad: Go see if “being great at asking questions" helps
What is this bullshit,
@Politico
@JoannaWeiss
?
Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Kanye West, SBF, and Elizabeth Holmes? All megalomaniacal narcissists.
BUT Meghan Markle? A black woman standing up for herself? Out of everyone, you go after her?
Delete this bullshit. Do better.
@chadkimball1
It took a pandemic for us to see how many Christians are incapable of loving their neighbor during a global pandemic. This is NOT tyranny. If you can’t worship your God without singing in a building during a pandemic in which 250k Americans have died so far, find a new God.
"It's not rape if you enjoy it!"
Here is a newly surfaced video of the
#CovingtonBoys
. Also, they have officially been invited to the White House by Trump. Birds of a feather?
America, your President—you know, the
#MAGA
guy—doesn’t know all the words to our national anthem. This is a gross display of hypocrisy. Also, here’s your daily reminder that he has a 37% approval rating. Least popular President of all time.
“If only more good guys had guns” doesn’t work in this country. Because our cops tend to shoot first and ask questions later.
A couple of weeks ago, it was Jemel. This time, it’s Emantic. Good guys with guns that were killed by trigger-happy and irresponsible cops.
Horrible.
If Brandon were black, he’d be in jail right now.
Branden is not black (or Muslim), so he can threaten to kill CNN employees & he can say, “Fake News. I’m coming to gun you all down...fucking n*ggers” and be out of jail same day.
Great work,
@ShaunKing
:
Our landlord texted today to tell me I should only send 1/2 of the rent this month and that I wouldn’t have to pay them back for it.
It was a gift during this hard time for so many. I cried. I’ll use this unexpected gift to invest in local businesses over the next week or two.
If you're a pastor, you should not own a 17,000 sq ft home and a $325,000 Ferrari. Period. Full stop. This should not be controversial. If you want those things, that's fine. That's on you. Get a different fucking job, though.
This young activist speaks truth to power at a May 17 city commission meeting in Grand Rapids after Congolese refugee, Patrick Lyoya, was shot in the back of the head by Christopher Schurr of the GRPD last month.
The kids are gonna be OK.
I’m Guatemalan. These are my people. This audio broke my heart.
This child is so f*cking scared.
This must end. We must reunite there families immediately.
New: We obtained a recording of a phone call between a scared 7-year old being held in an ORR shelter and his mother in Guatemala. He crossed the border with his father almost a month ago and still hasn't spoken to him.
“We are going to see you again,” she tells him.
A million thanks to
@GretaThunberg
and Jerry’s Pizza for being the force behind scumbag Andrew Tate getting arrested tonight on sex trafficking allegations.
If your remember, this cop said that he feared for his life. Bullshit. The criminal must be reopened investigation in light of these new findings.
“A few bad apples,” they say. 😡
It's crazy to me that
@JustinBieber
has 106M followers but
@AuschwitzMuseum
has fewer than 500k followers right now.
Help them get to 750k followers by the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz on January 27 2020!
Follow them, friends!
#NeverForget
“And when you lied to the asylum officers or failed to disclose your sexual abuse, what do you think Jesus thought about that?”
Have you read this well-documented, horrifying account of the immigration judge that has rejected every single asylum request?
@chris_wellen
@bessbell
@GOP
Hi Chris! I’ve taken a screenshot of your tweet and I’ll be emailing it to your colleagues and your boss tomorrow. Cheers!
15 min. ago in a Kroger parking lot, a woman died while I gave her CPR.
A group of us found her with a pulse but not breathing and we got right to work.
The paramedics arrived 2 min. after she died and were able to revive her!
HOLY SHIT. I’m awake. And crying. And grateful.
If
@GovAbbott
ever says a word about the war on Christmas, remind him that he’s the asshole that sent asylum-seeking migrants in buses from Texas to D.C. on Christmas Eve as a disgusting and inhumane political stunt. Pro-life is a scam.
I just randomly remembered the bird that flew onto the podium at a
@BernieSanders
rally. I watched the video and immediately started crying.
"That bird is really a dove asking us for world peace! No more wars!"
Here's your feel good video of the day, y'all.
@NancyAFrench
That’s the case in every city for the most part. White people inciting anger, violence, and destruction. I saw the same things today. Dammit.
The kids are fucking pissed. They aren’t going to deal with pro-death Republican bullshit anymore. Y’all, the past few days have been dark. THIS, my friends, gives me hope. Let’s vote these politicians out. Let’s vote them the fuck out.
#GunControlNow
Will and Chris are both talented, complicated, and hurt people. There are many lessons to learn here. Don’t joke at the expense of someone else’s health issues. Violence is never the answer. Apologize swiftly and clearly. Take responsibility. Go to therapy. Invite help.
51 years ago, Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated. One day before—on April 3, 1968—he delivered the “I’ve Been To The Mountaintop” speech in Memphis.
I love you, Dr. King. Much love to
@BerniceKing
and others who continue to share his beautiful legacy with the world.
Grimes got Covid less than two weeks ago.
Grimes hangs out with Dave Chapelle a few days ago.
Dave Chapelle has Covid now.
I completely understand why we’re not even close to beating Covid. What the fuck, y’all.
“In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” — MLK, Jr.
A bold message from
@KirkFranklin
about the cowardice of
@GMADoveAwards
and
@TBN
and what he is doing about it.
Grateful for you, Kirk.
1/2
@cov_Gretchen
@coaching8
White American boys and men, most with Christian backgrounds, commit most of the domestic terrorism acts in America. Your xenophobia is gross and un-American.
A man was arrested for groping a woman on a plane. Here’s a screenshot of what he told FBI agents after being arrested. Our President’s perverse behavior has emboldened sexual predators. Imagine that!
Read more here:
At the ER because of some post Covid shortness of breath. I’ve been here for 6 hours. All they’ve done is take my blood so far. I’m now waiting for a CT scan and there are 6 people ahead of me. Which means I have at least 2-3 hours left.
Our healthcare system is fucking broken.
A Saudi doctor returns home from saving lives at the hospital and...this happens. It is clear that this kid is used to being hugged when his Papa comes home. I love hugging my kiddos every time I walk in the door.
Our medical professionals are heroes.
I’ve been grieving over this unjust abortion bill that passed in Texas and the overwhelming support for it that I see from Christians. Then, I remembered this quote I read from Pastor Dave Barnhart a couple of years ago.
Remember
#TyreNichols
this way. Before the fucking cops brutally murdered him.
Tyre was a son. Tyre was a father. Tyre was a skateboarder. Tyre should be alive today.
5 years ago,
@GretchenCarlson
spoke out and ended the career of an abusive media tycoon. Since then, she has fought to end sexual misconduct forced arbitration. Today, her bill passed in the Senate and is on its ways to Biden's desk. A historic day! Proud of you, Gretchen.
I’ll be attending Jordan Neely’s funeral today. It’s the last place on earth I want to be.
He should be making people smile today. He should be dancing his heart out today.
Instead, we’re mourning his lifeless body.
We failed him. We fucking failed him.
Amazing human and poet,
#MaryOliver
, has died at the age of 83. She believed poetry "mustn't be fancy." We've lost one of the good ones.
Watch her read her poem, Wild Geese.
Not all were free on July 4 1777. Not all are free on July 4 2018.
For those of us that do experience freedom, it is our responsibility to work hard for the freedom of all.
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” — MLK, Jr.
We have work to do, friends!
This is not Joe Jones. It’s Pastor Steven Anderson from Faithful Word Baptist Church in Phoenix, AZ.
And he’s one of the most vile humans on the planet. What an asshole.
@Irwin_Elaine
@ScottBaio
@KeithOlbermann
What in the hell does "Go get'em Scott!" mean (complete with typo and lack of comma)? He was wrong. Keith called him out. What's the issue?
This is chilling footage.
The
@MilwaukeePolice
lied several times about this attempted murder of Jerry Smith, Jr. He was unarmed and was NOT hiding behind an A/C unit. He was following commands and was shot 3 times for it. Now, he's paralyzed. I'm so f*cking angry.
America—land of the free and home of the brave (except for little black boys earning money mowing lawns).
Why do white people use 911 so often and so flippantly? I propose we heavily fine anyone who uses 911 this way. We must end this.
@ClayTravis
@mcuban
Clay, vaccine immunity lasts much longer than natural immunity. Those are facts. Unlike your tweet which contained bullshit and misinformation. Lol do better.
@jeremycowart
I don’t expect everyone to do this but I have joined
@ShaunKing
in boycotting the NFL until they get their shit together. It’s unbelievable.
Apparently, people of color and liberals are immune to the these side effects from the vaccines. But, seriously, why is it always the same type of person in these videos?
When Sonya opened the door, she said "Please don't hurt me."
Minutes later, "I'll fucking shoot you right in your fucking face" were the last words she heard before Sean Grayson murdered her.
She did nothing wrong. They murdered her anyway.
#ACAB
#SayHerName
#SonyaMassey
Got the second Pfizer shot 36 hours ago. No fever, chills, or aches. Thankfully, I feel pretty good! Anyone else escape the wrath of the second Pfizer shot?
24-year-old Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was arrested after allegedly using this fake
#COVID19
vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions — it says “Maderna” instead of “Moderna”
@KITV4
🎶 “I want a house with a crowded table… and a place by the fire for everyone…” 🎶
Awesome big number with
@MarenMorris
@outsidechild13
& friends bringing drag queens on stage at
#LoveRising
NASHVILLE. Thousands in attendance, hundreds of thousands raised. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈❤️
#LoveWins
Don’t utter their names. Don’t show their photos. Don’t you dare share the livestream of the massacre. These people are monsters.
BUT please share Jill’s name and story. She’s a hero.
#NewZealandMosqueAttacks
#ChristchurchAttack
HUD: $20B could end homelessness in America for 600,000 homeless people
IRS: Microsoft alone owes $29B in back taxes😳
And that’s just ONE mega Corp!
Remember: We have the ability to support those in need, but we cannot satisfy billionaire greed
I can’t believe I’m getting pushback on my tweet about requiring teachers to be vaccinated. “Freedom to choose” and bullshit like that. Let me be clear — no one has the right to hurt and/or kill my children because they believe some conspiracy theory they read about on Facebook.
The child in the background is Sidra Hassouna. She’s the girl that was blown to pieces and hanging from a wall the night before last. She was slaughtered by the IOF while you were watching the Super Bowl. Her sister Suzan was also slaughtered that night. Fuck you, Israel.
Trump declared himself the king of the Jews, the Amazon rainforest is on fire, there are thousands of children *still* living in cages, and we’re recovering from multiple mass shootings but Al thinks our cultural crisis is that drag queens are reading books to our kids.
*sigh*
These are hard days. Please know that help is near.
National Suicide Prevention Hotline:
800-273-8255
Sexual Assault Hotline:
800-656-4673
Domestic Violence Hotline:
800−799−7233
Substance Abuse & Mental Health Hotline:
800-662-4357
Please share! I love you all! ❤️
@austintylerro
@B_SUTTON_
@cov_Gretchen
@coaching8
Plenty of data. And most of the data is only through 2016. There has been a rise of white men committing acts of domestic terorrism since 2016 (for obvious reasons) — school shootings and otherwise. So it’s more true than ever.
Sean Cummings is right. This school board is partially culpable for the death of Nex Benedict. And fuck Chaya Raichik (
@LibsOfTikTok
). She is a goddamn terrorist. She should be in prison.
If evangelicals were truly pro-life, there would be no children in the adoption or foster care systems, there would be no children in cages, they’d support
#MedicareForAll
, they’d lead BLM protests, they’d support gun control, and...I could go on and on.
Pro-life is a scam.
Millions of Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus today. A reminder that Jesus was a brown baby born to migrant parents. Jesus grew up to preach an inclusive gospel of passing the peace, eating the rich, caring for the poor, and welcoming the stranger. Go and do likewise.
Harris to Pro-Palestine protestors:
“If you want Donald Trump to win say that. Otherwise, I’m speaking.”
@KamalaHarris
, if you don’t want Trump to win, listen to millions of Americans that demand an immediate ceasefire.
And maybe don’t be an asshole?
A school shooting attempt at Parkrose High School in Portland was foiled today when football coach Keanon Lowe wrestled the armed shooter to the ground.
Keanon is pictured below. He's the hero, not the (almost) shooter.
Early this morning,
@CheslieKryst
posted this photo with the caption “May this day bring you rest and peace.”
A couple hours later, she died by suicide.
FUCK. Check on your strong friends. Check on your happy friends. Check on your friends.
Rest in peace, Cheslie.
@mattyglesias
This is a lie. Pure fiction. I take the subway multiple times a day. More than 95% of people are wearing masks.
Why would you lie about something that is so easily verifiable? Help me/us understand.