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I wrote for
@tabletmag
about the organizing & funding networks behind the campus protests & the broader Palestinian protest movement
Ft.
@ShidelerK
on the domestic radical networks active on campuses
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Are you fucking KIDDING me??
FEMA spent SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION DOLLARS on illegal immigrants this year and now it has no money for disaster relief
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Wikipedia sort of feels like late-Eastern bloc academia where if you want to read about T-Rex or ancient population movements or whatever its excellent and then if you flip over to anything political it’s like deranged party line propaganda from Reddit/RationalWiki apparatchiks
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Dumping a group of foreigners on a place equivalent to 1/3rd of the local population is the sort of thing that Herodotus would describe a tyrant doing to punish a city for rebelling or siding with his enemy in war
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My honest answer to this, which I hear a lot (not picking on Jesse), is that Trump bullshits—he exaggerates, or garbles details of, things that are basically true, and tends to “lie” mostly when it concerns his personal honor (crowd size, sleeping with the porn star, etc)
Yeah the hands up thing is a good example of the left doing this, for sure. I just don't think any prominent figure on the Dem side lies anywhere near as insanely egregiously as Trump, and I don't think it's close. Of course both sides engage in tribalistic motivated reasoning
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Hillary and the DNC paid $113k in civil fines to settle an FEC investigation over their recording of payments to Perkins Coie for the Steele dossier as “legal expenses” rather than campaign expenditures
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How do I know the border deal is bad? The NYT is running a tender photo of Lankford with his family, captioned with an approving reference to his Baptist faith
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I once cater-waitered a Lebanese wedding in RI and one of my coworkers, a young (white) woman, touched the shoulder of the family matriarch to ask if she wanted dessert—woman went ballistic and wanted her sons to beat the "servant" who had dared touch her
E.g. this 2011 BBC report on Malagasy maids in Lebanon, which mentions that, among many other abuses, they were sometimes deliberately crippled by being pushed out of windows.
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Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition
The adorable family that Doug Emhoff and Kamala Harris created shows us what a new and modern kind of Judaism can and should be. Loving. Inclusive. Non-judgemental. Open to the world. Part of a wider pursuit of justice and morality. They fight antisemitism together. Fight racism
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Ilhan Omar is almost a parody of restrictionist fears. Likely committed immigration fraud via green card marriage to her gay brother.
In English, her politics are anti-American “human rights” DSA leftism. In Somali, apparently, they are Somali ethnonationalist irredentism
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DSA types loved Fetterman on the theory that he would appeal to "the workers" by dressing like a schlub while pushing space communist sharia.
Now he's running 20 points ahead of Biden in PA by being anti-Hamas and anti-taxpayer-funded kink orgies, and they hate him for it
BREAKING: John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
has rescinded his support to use taxpayer funds for the LGBTQ center which hosts s*x parties after Libs of TikTok Exposé
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RW journalists did a better job peer reviewing Claudine Gay’s academic work in one week than Harvard had in 25 years
Witnessing RW coordinated cancel culture is so refreshing. The only way to stop cancel culture is to aggressively pursue cancel culture against the leftwing frauds and dogs who started it:
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DeSantis has his flaws as a candidate but let’s not forget his real accomplishments
DEVELOPING: Pro-Gaza "protesters" illegally block multiple roads into JFK Airport in New York City during one of the busiest travel weeks of the year.
These people are domestic extremists.
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In winter '21, I was in room for a phone conversation between a lib friend and her lib dad. He was ordering her to get her 3rd vax shot. When she said she was hesitant bc of friend who'd had menstrual issues from vax, he told her "you don't sound like my daughter anymore"
Lol libs lost their minds when Trump was elected in 2016.
What’s being implied here is that libs have to be given exactly what they want all the time or else their disruptive hysteria will persist.
Placating the loudest and most mentally ill people is not a reasonable ask.
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Most surreal part of the debate. Moderators—and Walz (!!)—bashing the federal lands for housing idea.
Meanwhile, this is Kamala’s plan:
Walz bashing Vance over the "federal lands" stuff is strikingly dishonest. Harris has said the exact same thing.
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Trump giving a great answer on Afghanistan right now but it’s probably half an hour after the country has tuned out
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Excellent point here. They were not literally dumped out of a truck or a cargo plane. Don’t know how I could have been so stupid.
Where did all these guys get the moron phrase "dumping a group of foreigners"?
No one "dumped" them.
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The “right-wing” pundits freaking out about Trump “becoming” pro-choice are, almost to a man, unreconstructed NeverTrumpers who would want Trump to lose regardless of his position on abortion. Whole discourse is fake.
If Trump loses in 2024 the conclusion will be that 2016 was a fluke, that it is not possible to win against suburbanites with a college degree and the Republicans need someone who can get 27% in Dane and 64% in Waukesha rather than 20% and 57%. That means conceding on abortion.
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I sorta think the left would be *less* enthusiastic for the Palestinian cause if Hamas were less evil. Fred Siegel referred to principle of "implied suffering"—i.e., "people acting badly is de facto proof they have been mistreated."
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So, if I'm reading this right, the city of San Francisco spends about $5.7 million per year on cash transfers and rent payments to 150 trans people?
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One of the stories I still get angry about is that sympathetic NY Mag profile on the lawyers who got popped by NYPD for torching a cop car during the summer of love.
Oh, sorry, you went to NYU Law and the Molotov was just a “lapse in judgment”? Literally go fuck yourself
There is a real culture of “the rules don’t apply to me” at elite universities, and it’s high time people pushed back on it. Though to be clear: the students aren’t the only (or most important) ones with that mindset.
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I will repeat this until I’m blue in the face but the student group that organized the protest (SJP) and the “outside agitators” calling for violence (WOL) are SUBSIDIARIES OF THE SAME NONPROFIT
Instead of acknowledging the indisputable fact that the protesters have spewed violent rhetoric and even engaged in physical violence, the new excuse is that they are “agitators” and infiltrators who co-opt the “movement” at the behest of the media, law enforcement and officials
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Actually it’s psychotic to use your 3.2 million follower account to go after some random lib small-town firefighter for tasteless boomerposting on Facebook
The PA fire chief who posted this after Trump was shot & another PA firefighter was killed has now resigned.
This wouldn't have happened without
@elonmusk
purchasing X and
@libsoftiktok
exposing it👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Ryan Grim is retweeting Zei Squirrel alleging that Bari Weiss’ Twitter spat with Refaat constituted a “public kill order” to the IDF.
The distance between the “serious people” and the lunatics is entirely an illusion
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People do not talk enough—because she is a Democrat —about Cori Bush using campaign funds to hire her "close friend" who claims to be a 109-million-year-old intergalactic master of psychic self-defense who can summon tornadoes with his mind and has blamed Covid on the Rothschilds
Reading between the lines on this endorsement -- and why it matters:
JDCA wouldn't be sticking its neck out against Bush and Bowman (and they're not endorsing against Lee or Omar) unless the group was cautiously confident that they're in deep political trouble.
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As a gentile, they’ve convinced me that the actually existing pro-Palestine movement in America is some combo of (a) Dem donor-controlled street militia (b) cat’s paw of hostile foreign govs/FTOs (c) foreign fifth columnists (eg Dearborn) (d) psychotic leftists who get aroused by
Yes. They’ve accomplished something very important: Israel’s leaders—and more of the world’s Jews—now understand that they will be accused by these people of “genocide” for anything and everything. And, thankfully, they are acting accordingly.
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The PMC left is not generally directly violent, but a lot of what they do is about legitimizing and picking target for violence to be carried out by their clients (antifa pedophiles, lumpen criminals, jihadists, etc)
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I will say again: the best point Trump made during the first debate was that Biden doesn’t fire anyone
To win the Civil War, Lincoln had to find the right General. He fired McDowell, then McClellan, then Pope, then McClellan again, then Burnside, then Hooker, then he hired Meade who successfully defended at Gettysburg but didn’t exploit the victory - so then he hired Grant to
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Win or lose, the erosion of the elite taboo against Trump support is a major GOP accomplishment if it holds.
Even if it only goes from 95-5 to 80-20, that 20 is still a critical mass that completely changes the social & professional incentive structure
Tech industry publication The Information just casually mentioning that being a Trump supporter used to get you pink-slipped in Silicon Valley. Because, you know, liberals are so tolerant.
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I'm glad we've been demographically engineering America's elite colleges to remove white people, including Jews, in favor of more Hamza El Boudalis
My piece today in
@theatlantic
is the product of five months of work, dozens of hours of interviews, and a lot of personal anguish. It tells the story of a campus consumed in unique fashion by bigotry, of reasonable students enabling rancor. Take a read!
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I love comedy
Colbert: "Project 2025 is an obvious and chilling blueprint for a Christo-fascist future" hoping "once voters learn everything that Trump and his cronies stand for they will turn out in massive numbers to vote for Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or whoever the Democrats nominate"
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During his speech at the June 15, 2023 White House screening of ‘Flaming Hot,’ a biopic about a Mexican American who falsely claimed to have invented a Cheeto flavor, Pres. Biden claimed that his father, born in 1915, used to use the phrase “silence is complicity.”
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The campus protests are important even for those who do not care about Israel because they demonstrate the ability of Astro-Turfed protests organized through Democrat-aligned funding and organizing networks to create a sense of national crisis over every agenda item under the sun
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The Dem party of 2020/2021 did more to incite actual hatred among close friends and family members than any American political force of my lifetime
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This is getting insane. There is a small group of ringleaders and organizers behind all of these protests—the Bridge, JFK, Herald Square etc. NYPD knows (or should know) who they are. Arrest them.
At this point the city tolerating this shit is equivalent to endorsing it
🚨The Kombucha Commies for Hamas Coalition is once again blocking the Brooklyn Bridge.
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I don’t even think this stuff matters, because there’s no such thing as “Kamala Harris.” What does “Kamala Harris” believe? Does an android dream of electric sheep? She’s an algorithm. You’re voting for the party. All the Dems on here understand this
Post DNC, the claims are flying from the left and the press that Kamala Harris is a moderate.
That couldn’t be further from the truth. And I’ve got the receipts. ⤵️
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I sort of become inured to it in New York—the city is gigantic, car ownership is a pain, Ubers are cripplingly expensive; you need to take the train.
But it was genuinely shocking returning to NY after a few weeks in Paris, where the trains came reliably every 5 minutes and
Most people would be amenable to using transit if it was guaranteed to be clean and safe. A single incident is enough to sour a person on it forever. Perception is everything, and the perception of transit in many major cities is abysmal.
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It’s still wild to me that they freaked out for 4+ years over the “lock her up” comment, which never lead to anything, and then turned around and prosecuted + convicted him on bogus abusive charges just so they could campaign on him being a “felon”
Trump: She has no talent and is a failure
(Kamala Harris is a historically accomplished Vice President while Trump is a jobless convicted felon)
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The Iran-Israel cycle that started when Biden came into office and really kicked off with 10/7 should be a case study in IR classes in how appeasement leads to conflict
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The first thing she says—that Arabs are no different than Danes—is the original, fundamental error from which all the others flow
The Hill’s
@briebriejoy
says Hamas’ true intentions is not to kill all the Jews in Israel, but to establish a free democratic country “like what we have here in the USA.”
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TIL that the father of NFL wideouts Amon-Ra St. Brown and Equanimeous St. Brown is a hotep artist-cum-bodybuilder, who picked out his German wife at a fitness trade fair for the purposes of "selective breeding."
He calls his sons "4.0 thugs" and raised them on a strict diet of
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I think Bowman just thinks of Jews as a type of white person. And it’s been mainstream in liberal—not leftist, but liberal—discourse for a decade to talk about white suburbs/neighborhoods/schools as a problem to be solved by gov intervention
Yeah. This is what I thought when I read the article, too. To Bowman, the mere existence of Jewish communities is not legitimate. But tell me more about how his problem is with Israel.
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lmfao
🚨EXCLUSIVE: I learned the details of two previously undisclosed Secret Service breaches over the last year.
In addition to the drunken intruder that entered Biden National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan's home last April, there are two others:
One involved a breach at
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I get that Tucker is engaging in propaganda here, but still: U.S. cities are very violent and dysfunctional compared to cities other, much poorer Western countries—our wealth should make this less acceptable, not more
Nearly a quarter of Russian homes don’t have indoor plumbing. An estimated 35 million households rely on outhouses. But here are some pretty chandeliers and murals in a subway station.
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Remind that if any of these people are noncitizens, we can deport them, even if they have a green card.
Regardless of how you feel about Israel, there is no reason—zero, none—to allow foreigners to demonstrate in solidarity with a jihadist group on the White House lawn
Guy in a Hamas headband is holding a mask depicting the bloody head of the US President, while another man behind him burns an American flag…
This is outside of the White House.
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My sense is that wouldn’t be at Columbia Law if they didn’t have a good grasp of which authority figures are marks and which ones aren’t
These same students, at their biglaw associate jobs 2 years from now: "How can you expect me to review this loan agreement when I have been irrevocably shaken by world events?"
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Why do they have to lock up the toothpaste in every CVS in New York City?
Always funny to see populist conservatives make anti-immigration arguments based on social trust when urbane libs who encounter immigrants daily have 10x their social trust
It's not a desire for a more trusting society, it's a demand that the low-trust be coddled
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Probably shoulda run this one past the Times fact checking department before posting
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“If you riot, you get stuff” is the defining principle of the post-Great Society U.S. empire, from Detroit to Palestine
This is literal surrender of state capacity to the enclave-effect. If you riot, your group will get what they want. The precedent is insane, as Camilo says
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Bari can you please order a drone strike on a specific Brooklyn podcaster?
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The masked man yelling "you fucking murderous k*ke" at a woman outside the Biden fundraiser is also a Democrat.
Last night in New York pro-Pals harassed attendees to a Biden fundraiser. One man stalked a young woman screaming:
“F*cking murderous k*ke.”
“F*cking die.”
“Keep it moving b*tch.”
These are antisemitic, misogynist thugs and they’ve had free rein for too long.
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Remind me again which one of you guys had the stroke?
Park begging the NYPD to deal with these protestors the way Israel does
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Actually a good reflection of the lib mind.
Book banning: schools libraries removing explicit books, which remain freely available for purchase anywhere
Not book banning: White House directing Amazon to remove off-message Covid books, HBO removing films on ideological grounds
I had to reread this sentence twice because I couldn’t believe that the thinking person who writes for a major publication could make it, she is a brainwashed ideologue or dishonest hack, in either case this is simply too good to be true
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Really does not seem too much to ask for the IRS to do something about the fact that the group waving the Hezbollah flag on Wall St, Samidoun, a front group for the State Dept-designated terrorist group PFLP, is currently allowed to operate a subsidiary of a tax-exempt 501(c)(3)
🚨Extremist group Samidoun waves the flags of two designated terrorist groups on Wall Street (Hezbollah, and the Iz ad-Din Al-Qasam brigade, the military wing of Hamas).
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Worse—they mainstreamed sectarian conspiracy theories, gave them the imprimatur of “science,” institutionalized them where they could, and used their propaganda apparatus to incite their partisans against internal enemies who hadn’t gotten with the new religion
Liberals spent the last 10 years jacking up the salience of race in everyday life…what did you expect?
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Simpsons left retreating inch-by-inch from "you're a literal SS officer if you believe that was a misfired rocket" to "we should all be skeptical about news coming out of a warzone"
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This actually is a great Dem talking point because it works at two levels. There's the dumb level—that of the "Trump crime spike" somehow controlled by Biden-Harris.
The second level is—yes, of course crime spiked under Trump, because WE made it spike, just like WE turned it
Crime is way down, not way up - and violent crime and murder are below where they were in 2020, Trump's last year in office. Preliminary FBI data found a 6% decline in violent crime in 2023 and 15% in the first quarter of 2024. It's preliminary, yes, but the direction is clear.
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If they hadn't had to put Biden on television with Trump they would have just kept pretending he was completely fine and most of the media would have gone along with it. Journalists who didn't would have been denied WH access and attacked by their peers
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When you bring the same populations who do this stuff in Europe and Canada to the United States, they also do it here—there’s nothing in the American tap water that makes it go away
NYC. More screeching women dressed in terror outfits screaming support for terrorism.
This is the USA in 2024. What happened? I expected it in Europe & Canada but not in the USA, not in NYC after 9/11.
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I mean, the aesthetics are just incredible
WATCH 🔥
RFK Jr's EPIC entrance to President Trump's rally in Arizona after endorsing Trump
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Compelling point from a Post columnist here: Maybe preferring the president not be dead is itself a sign of fascism?
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I feel like there’s a major disconnect on the immigration issue between people who do and don’t follow Bill Melugin on X.
If you don’t, then it’s eh, a bunch of people came for jobs without necessarily doing their paperwork.
If you do, you’re seeing ICE round up a new
NEW: In a multi day operation on Nantucket Island, ICE’s Boston office announces they arrested four illegal aliens who are charged with raping or sexually assaulting Nantucket children or residents - all of whom were released from local custody despite the serious charges.
They
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It’s literally a Harris campaign talking point that Emhoff is a role model for American masculinity
At this point, MAGA politics boils down to being angry about immigration, anti-trans sentiment, and then complaining about things that don't actually bother them (like the Emhoff story), but that they think might bother moderate Democrats.
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This fixation on Elon and Ackman as evidence of Trump’s “oligarchic” turn makes no sense to me. Kamala is obviously the choice of the dominant faction of the elite. She is out raising Trump by a factor of three to four. That money doesn’t come from small donors.
The fact that a
To be on this platform is to be reminded daily—hourly—that the billionaire class is possessed of no special wisdom; that they’re often as moronic and prone to mouthing hogwash as the drunk on the barstool next to you.
Oligarch-worship is a terrible American habit.
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"That's a HIPAA violation!" has gone from meme among the pro-mutilation crowd on X to try to bully reporters into not covering child mutilation into legal theory from the Biden DOJ to do felony prosecutions of whistleblowers for revealing the child mutilation
EXCLUSIVE: Dr.
@EithanHaim
exposed the child sex-change program at Texas Children's Hospital. Now the Biden Administration has indicted him on four felony charges. This is an outrageous political persecution—and must be resisted.
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>the Democrats' usual "when they go low, we go high" modus operandi
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Look, to be fair, they didn’t do anything REALLY bad, like file a payment to a lawyer as a “legal expense” in internal company records
These riots were so reprehensible that absolutely no one is facing any charges over it
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Not the first to comment on this but it is funny how the left-wing Funny Accounts, who are all supposed to be "materialists" or whatever, turn into mystics crying about the the soul and heaven and what not whenever they get mad at you
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I get that it’s hard to get White House staff to say “yeah the president is dead” on the record, but anyone who follows RNC Research on here has seen like 100 hours of footage of Biden looking like a mummy over the past 4 years, this wasn’t some state secret
Jill Abramson to
@semaforben
: "The Biden White House clearly succeeded in a massive cover-up of the degree of the President’s feebleness and his serious physical decline"
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Ignore them, Joe. YOU won. These experts, your former colleagues, the ones who always mocked you behind your back, looked down on your Delaware degree—they said were too old in 2020, and what did you do?
You won.
So they basically held an intervention with Biden, and it didn't work, so now they're leaking the details publicly.
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The fact that Google was even employing someone with an Oxford Ph.D in "sexual violence and tech" in the first place is an indication of how many fake jobs there are at these companies
Terminated worker here. Listen when employers tell you exactly who they are
McCarthyism is alive and well. Look how terrified they are of worker power 🔥
Solidarity always ✊ we'll keep us safe when we fight together
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The fantasy of righteously aggrieved minorities visiting justified violence on "shitty" white people is an important one in the psychic life of the white libtard.
I suspect this is a version of the cuckold fetish, also popular with this crew. Ultimately a question for science.
The best part about Harrison Butker being a misogynist psycho is that a lot of dudes can head hunt his stupid kicker ass for a 15yd penalty next season and get a lifetime of credit with the women in their lives
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I’ve cut back a lot since my 20s, and I think it’s overall good for people to think more about how much they drink, but I get major bugman cult vibes from the anti-alcohol evangelism emanating from Silicon Valley / grindset world
The narrative around drinking is so far in the “completely unhealthy” direction that I feel I must be contrarian.
There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem, but this doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a chemical that eases the friction between morality and reality
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A friend texted me this image asking if it was real. I told him that—as difficult as it may be to believe—Kamala did in fact want to reallocate taxpayer money from border enforcement to the surgical construction of neovaginas for incarcerated Salvadoran gangbangers, should they
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“Can’t believe we’re talking about kids on campuses when people are dying”
Yes, big shock that Americans happened to notice that the people in line to govern them were celebrating a terrorist attack because the victims reminded them of white Americans
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At a Sept 2020 event in Kenosha, Biden claimed that “a Black man invented the lightbulb,” suggesting this knowledge had been suppressed because “people fear that which is different.”
In a debate between a confident liar and an incoherent truth-teller, the liar wins every time.
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Stancil is arguing with people who are saying that pro sports are a pretty good system: intensely meritocratic selection, leading to disparities most people accept because they trust legitimacy of the process, which has an observable output that average fans can evaluate
The Trump right plans to bring back Jim Crow norms and it could happen. They have explicit plans to eliminate the legal rules and standards that prevent discrimination against black people and they're hard at work stigmatizing all black professionals as dangerous underqualified
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It’s not that the Biden administration doesn’t understand, it’s that they are on Iran’s side
On a recent episode of
@dansenor
's "Call me Back,"
@havivrettiggur
made a sequence of observations that has been ringing in my head ever since. So I went and transcribed it for you:
🇮🇱
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"Fights erupt outside Museum of Tolerance"
Arc of the universe bends toward a Sam Hyde sketch
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According to Texas Monthly, tacos have been available in Texas for at least 120 years. You could get a taco in the Roosevelt administration—the Teddy Roosevelt administration.
Stop trying to prevent immigrants who want to live and work here from coming. They add so much to our culture. My lunch today.
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This is the *median* socialist on Twitter, and all their heroes are like this, too.
1. you have fetal alcohol syndrome
2. how could you say something mean about Matt Christman??
3. kill yourself
But don't blame them, they're just hurting from too much empathy for Gaza
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