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Tom Hanks cloned for evil and sent to tweet by Evil Scientist Dr.Mick Collins & Sean Smith. Parody. El Cid Campeador

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@kgb_files And, in one small act of larceny, Gregor became a local legend. Children would be named after him. The local pitch was named Gregor’s field. When asked why, older Ukrainians shook their heads and smiled at the memory of the maddest of mad lads.
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@ManMilk2 The African-American community has suffered enough.
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@ginflower @BonillaJL They just want to keep adding “x” to words so they can control speech. Latinx, Childrenx, etc… the only word with X at the end they dislike is “Orthodox”.
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@PoorOldRoloTony The Patriarchy was so strong in that Exorcism that it kicked Damien out of the room when he couldn’t control his emotions. The Patriarchy wouldn’t even let soft men in the room.
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@EndWokeness Hint: the people putting up a sticker to show they are happy with their money in comparison to people with kids are not happy. If they were, they wouldn’t have to post stickers to reaffirm themselves.
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@toonsgowild “An answer to a question no one asked” is seriously one of my favorite nasty comments in the history of TV.
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@McDrtongue @patriottakes Because there is a detailed description in the book of Exodus. Exodus 25.
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@DLoesch American Media: Teenager who made an okay sign is a white supremacist. Also American Media: Guy with social media full of racist stuff ran over 40 people, killing 5, all by accident.
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@alexbruesewitz Your guy literally paid to bang a porn chick.
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@lockedinahotcar @Anzhuuu @esaagar Yes, you should live in the city and serve the rich. And you call the other guy a peasant…
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@iTanizzle @SouthlandPost A pit bull with a shitbag owner. The ultimate combo.
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@libsoftiktok So, I take it “transing” someone is them admitting they brainwash people into thinking something is true?
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@astroboi89 @ViciousVideos If you are gonna pretend to be a stick up man, you are eventually gonna run into someone who isn’t playing pretend.
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@WomenPostingLs “Stay at home dog mom”. You aren’t a dog’s “mom”. You are it’s owner. Mom’s can’t bury their kids in the backyard in an Amazon box if it eats too much chocolate.
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@Iberianamerica He’s Euro. She’s part Euro. Kid will be more Euro than anything.
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@TaylorRMarshall James Martin needs to be excommunicated. He cares more about pushing his SJW bullshit than he does about anything else.
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@CliffMuso101 You are a pederast. The fact that you think it’s fine to post such statements shows how sick our society has become.
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@ArtValley818_ Haven’t those people suffered enough?
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@Brink_Thinker Meanwhile, hundreds of teenage boys are at Home Depot buying plungers and painters tape.
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@bk33332 @PamelaParesky She’ll be happy as a clam. She’ll be old enough to go to the pub.
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@StephenKing Will you stand for this office/role when they have a Republican in it? That’s the thing, you have to imagine government positions when the power lies with someone you disagree with.
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@McDrtongue @patriottakes Read Exodus 25, numbnuts. It’s right there.
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@BLAQ0226 @ClownWorld_ See, you don’t realize how this effects you and caused your problems. You need benevolent white women to explain it to you. Then you will understand how awful your existence is. Benevolent white women are our cultural interpretators and soothsayers.
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@MailOnline Best joke was when Harry pushes back her Canadian head to look inside and you just hear his voice echo. Because she is hollow and empty.
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@reddit_lies Someone wanting to change diapers isn’t a red flag. It’s a giant red firework shot out of a enormous red flying helicarrier sporting 16 inch red guns loaded with red ordnance.
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@lamplightc @TimRunsHisMouth Yea, reducing the supply in times of high demand leads to lower prices. That’s some logic you are using there, Boomboom.
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@WUTangKids It’s always adorable how upset and offended Trump fans get whenever someone says or does something against their Orange messiah. Trump can say nasty things about anyone but Burr’s wife flipping him off is beyond the pale.
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@OrwellNGoode They do realize a priest came up with the Big Bang theory, yea? Then again, such a person probably considers Catholics to not be Christians and reads Jack Chick comics.
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@McDrtongue @patriottakes Dude, it literally has a description down to the size and the ornamentation. Google “Exodus 25”. “Have them make an ark of acacia wood—two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half high…”
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@ippotisorthodox @RealDianeYap They understand. They just refuse to acknowledge the reality because their whole persona is based on victimhood.
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@Pepper_Sprout_ @ian_mckelvey @elonmusk Let’s be honest: Any threat of violence from John Cusack, or any actor, is about as empty as a can of Naty Light at a Big Ten School.
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@CatholicOrca Which is a bummer because he’d be excellent.
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@TSting18 @gold_tibor So let’s dance!
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@elbarahoui That’s the Victor Emmanuel II monument. Dedicated to the first king of a unified Italy. Construction began in 1885.
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@_madmacs__ A movie made about an idealized white woman by white women that tells a story about how hard it is to be a white woman. The most privileged class of humans on this planet is white women.
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@worldofreel After seeing the last one, I don’t know how our hero the Carpenter gets out of that jam. He’s gonna need a real Deus Ex Machina.
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@cnnbrk Jada will have to go with her boyfriend then.
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@DPGBehler @cliftonaduncan You kinda nailed it. They can’t create heroes because they don’t believe in heroes. They don’t believe in morality. And they can’t create villains, either because their moral ambiguity won’t allow them to present a villain doing truly villainous things. So,it’s a meandering mess.
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@JeremyRedfernFL @ChristinaPushaw @ericgeller @politico It’s rather telling that they blame him for being in the Hitler Youth when literally every German boy was forced to join. It reveals intellectual dishonesty.
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@Drangula @ggreenwald Rogan has stated that MtF trans people shouldn’t compete against biological women in athletics. It’s unfair to the women. For that, he was labeled an evil transphobe by Armenian genocide denying Cenk.
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@kunley_drukpa “This isn’t the El Salvador I grew up in” states gangbangers and criminals angry they no longer control the country.
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@PangurBn10 Allah, choosing Mohammed to be his final prophet, doesn’t warn him to not eat the poisoned mutton.
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@bad_histories “I don’t know Holocaust history…” If that’s the case, it’s because he doesn’t want to know. So he shouldnt ask questions he doesn’t want answers to.
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@_RadicalFemme_ @MalesOfReddit “I follow various pagan beliefs” How very Tumblr of you.
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@Restitut0rorbis Down to 30 knights hiding in the hills.
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@JeremiahBonds @ZubyMusic Women often care more about perception from their peers than what is right or their own rights.
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@RadioGenoa Throughout history, Polish soldiers, like many European soldiers, fought to keep these types from overrunning their countries. Now, modern left wing politicians invite them in.
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@mysticaltech @KeithWoodsYT He wants the natives to go extinct. It’s hateful.
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@lporiginalg 10 dudes. She’s still in contact with one. No mention of kids. Cut her loose. Send her back to the streets where she will be more comfortable.
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@StevieBB74 @Mick_O_Keeffe “The Irish in Ireland must give their country to foreign groups because people emigrated from Ireland.” Nice logic.
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@doulbedoink More like
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@DrMiaow @SpeaksAngie A bunch of truckers in Ottawa and their friends didn’t deserve to have mounted men run them down. The fact that people are defending such actions shows how they are the opposite of what they think they are. Because words are empty.
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@lporiginalg That dude needs to get out while he can.
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@notaproviderMD Chicago had a moderate Dem or a Socialist and chose the socialist. And you wonder why Repubs don’t even put forth the effort?
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@artemasyeah @reddit_lies People are saying this sounds fake but this jives with stories I was told by an AA woman who taught in Englewood in Chicago. She ended up changing careers because she couldn’t take it.
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@reddit_lies The Internet: Where moderates are seen as the unreasonable ones.
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@MaskedStickman @udivitelnopohui @OrwellNGoode I remember a story about archeologists speculating why a knife holder was placed so high in an ancient home. They decided the knives must have had religious significance. A female archeologist pointed out they were kitchen knives and were put high so children couldn’t get them.
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@MailOnline Today’s Propaganda brought to you by the daily mail. When you need propaganda stories released for maximum effect, think of the Daily Mail.
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@EdOznerol @PresidentHeyoka @MichoelR613 @BamaDude77 @mtaibbi He didn’t become “questionable” until he questioned the narrative pushed by our elites.
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@PeteSampson_ Judas: “Apostles, I’m sorry you had to hear from the gossipers about Jesus getting betrayed. I was collecting my pieces of silver. We’ve been a hell of a team but I have decided to move on. Jesus was a nice guy but a bag of silver is a bag of silver.”
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@lporiginalg So there’s no tax base in Starfield I guess.
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@abu_hamideh @CatholicOrca Oh, my apologies, I got my victims of a tribal warlord mixed up.
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@washingtonpost Does this mean autonomous SUVs aren’t on a killing spree? Well, that’s just great. I shot the hell out of a Toyota Highlander screaming “there can be only one!” for nothing.
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@carlos_k212 @AustinAcl02 Chill, Winston. It’s not a spoiler. There is no context of the scene outside the car bit. It spoils nothing.
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@MalesOfReddit Here’s a question: In the first reply to this person, the trans person states that the man in question was “born a woman” and just has the wrong genitals. How does this person know what it means to be “born a woman”?As if it’s a codified set of rules and standards?
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@IamVanguard_ @lporiginalg She was mentally abusing him and encouraging him to kill himself. If you don’t think that’s wrong and evil, you need to re-evaluate yourself.
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@worldofreel Del Toro is the dude we should all aspire to be like.
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@robertkschmitz I feel that a lot of the mistakes and bad plays Fields makes are because of bad coaching and a piss poor offensive scheme.
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@BigDaddyHoffa And both Batman and Lucius Fox recognize how awful it is. And Batman destroys it when the Joker is apprehended. A major point being Batman and Fox are good people and did the right thing where as the government would not.
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@bad_histories I think he’s mocking the idea, not promoting it.
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@jdubspear Having strangers flood your neighborhood must be awkward. So, now you know how they feel.
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@squiddy3 @Caoimhinn55 @PatrickSwizzy3 @croom_medical is it normal for your people to threaten cannibalism on social media?
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@DelusionPosting We’ve now reached a point where superheroes are evil because they fight crime.
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@joshtpm @RexChapman How dare he point out what the guy wrote!
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@barstoolsports From the looks of it, Field doesn’t put in much work either.
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@UgaritNoosphere @UpdatingOnRome Stealing a house doesn’t make you an architect.
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@Diana_Prince41 @DKRenamonfan32 Always made more sense to me. Diana and Bruce would be more alike than Diana and a farm boy from Kansas. Plus, she’s one of the few Bruce would see as more than an equal.
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@MikeBeauvais I read that in Norm’s voice and it really seems like a Norm joke. Thank you, sir.
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@ChivalryGuild El Cid, St.Louis, Richard the Lionheart, etc… it’s kinda interesting how they want us to hate all the heroes of old.
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@activeasian So I guess all the industrial espionage is just them showing they “like like” us?
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@A_Sickler10 @thedickbutkus @MicahhParsons11 Yea, he does. The award used to be presented by the athletic club of Orlando and Butkus sued to get control of it. The Butkus Foundation now presents it.
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@oringordon @ggreenwald @415GoldIsValue Non local teenager lived 5 miles away. He worked in Kenosha. Look up Antioch, Illinois on a map. He lived closer to Kenosha than two of his attackers.
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@momoweeb @reddit_lies A mortar launcher? Is that like a bow crossbow? A handgun revolver? Will they drive there in their van car? Maybe take an SUV sedan? Listen to the radio speakers on the way? Stop at the Circle K for a soda coke? Maybe take a bowel movement poop before the incident?
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@HarrisDamn @ultrakillblast Sure, you get to fight in the Breastriary, and swim in the Fountains of Varnov with the Itty Titty Fairies of Mammary Mountain. And then you fight the Boob Goblin in the Gazongas Cave, and then the girl may thank you for it. But she. Isn't. Real.
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@reelandroll Silence is really an amazing film but it’s a hard watch. I felt like I’d been kicked in the gut as I left the theater. Initially, I didn’t know if I liked it much. Then I watched it again and and it was fantastic. Amazing acting by all involved.
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@surrealintel @realjonlovitz Don’t start nothing and there won’t be nothing.
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@KeithOlbermann @TheJohnDiMaggio Normally, I don’t agree with Keith but damn… The police in this town failed. They are all decked out like Special Forces cosplayers but couldn’t pretend to be simple cops. Protect and serve my ass.
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@nypost Those ropes are cheating.
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@MikeBurner4000 @CityBureaucrat Actual portrait of John Hanson, 1760s.
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@audible_com More rich people to lecture us on climate change! Score! I’ll preserve energy by not listening.
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@nozomimeanshope So, Nanking, the Bataan Death March, Pearl Harbor, Unit 731, AHS Centaur and various other Japanese war crimes are memory holed but the US is guilty?
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@TalbertSwan Cleopatra was a Ptolemy. They were Greek. Saint Nicholas was also Greek. Abraham, Moses, etc… we’re Jews. Your attempt to erase Greeks and Jews is noted.
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@cctv_idiots That dude is on the dad A-Team. When a kid is crying and nothing seems to help, you call the dAd-Team.
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