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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
6 months
This is the most disgusting thing I have watched this year so far. SHAME ON YOU @IlhanMN Is this the official position of @USAmbKenya @ForeignOfficeKE @MusaliaMudavadi Kenya hosted Somali refugees for decades. We have suffered terrorist attacks from Somalis.
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1 year
@JalangoMwenyewe Surely Jalas you can do a better communication. This sounds ill intend and a call to chaos during the next immediate event. What is 50% of work? Most planners need technicians for sound and lighting, the tents they have need some specialized skill to erect them etc.. @chriskirwa
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
4 years
@WehliyeMohamed @ahmednasirlaw @WilliamsRuto @JunetMohamed @RailaOdinga @kipmurkomen Tuambiane ukweli bana. This woman has openly disrespected and defied everything the husband says or does. She has taught her children to abuse their own Father. As if that's not enough she has been stealing from the husband. This woman and her prodigal sons won't inherit a thing.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@mokayah 97kgs of coca? Jesus! A gram is between 4k and 7k depending with supplier 😳
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Dennis Chege
5 years
@adrianblomfield Spot On. Rotich is Uhuru's guy. 👌
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Dennis Chege
6 years
Funny how the Kikuyu nation is pretending and being rhetorical about the 'Washenzi' statement by the President. He said the truth. He did not call Kikuyus washenzi. We all know the statement was directed to the few Central MPs who have abandoned their constituents and decided to
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
4 years
@ahmednasirlaw Did the DP address Kenyans to explain why his lieutenants were abusing, contradicting, and I subordinating the President and party leader? Kenyans don't care about what happens next. We are tired.
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
5 months
@brian_mutiga Education is the fallacy. According to the African traditional societies, we did not have formal education but everyone knew that you don't steal, kill, cause pain and discomfort without consequences. Our problem is that we don't have a moral fabric.
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
6 months
We have integrated with Somalis in Kenya and even elected them to positions of power. They are part of Kenya. They are Kenyans. Shame that a Congress woman can speak like this. Shame on you @IlhanMN
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Dennis Chege
2 years
OMG 😳 what a thread...
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Michael P Senger
3 years
SNAKE OIL: HOW XI JINPING SHUT DOWN THE WORLD Through propaganda and fraud, the CCP under Xi Jinping transformed the snake oil of lockdowns into “science,” the greatest crime of the 21st century to date. This is the story of how he did it, and why. 1/
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@BlessedNjugush Please re do this satire on taxes without any form of advert on it bro. You are the KING of political satire in Kenya 🤣🤣
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
9 years
That is our President. Bold. @PresidentKE @UKenyatta
@NationFmKE
Nation FM
9 years
This issue of gays in not the foremost of problems for Kenyans, we have bigger problems to deal with ~ @POTUS . http://t.co/VZ1taaU94x
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Dennis Chege
4 months
@kahome_steve It's easier said than done, high turnover gives you access to credit facilities which means 'business expansion or diversification' which sometimes ends in tears
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Dennis Chege
9 years
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@TonyMurega We don't elect neurosurgeons though
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Dennis Chege
7 years
@Donsarigo Why do you assume you will be there? SMH
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Dennis Chege
5 months
@kahome_steve A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella when it's sunny and ask for it when it's raining
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
9 months
@GovLeeKinyanjui 😂😂 he will have nowhere to run to very soon. He has to appease the gods of Kirinyaga and seek forgiveness from Mwene Nyagah. Si alishinda akituamboa yeye ni mtoto wa Mau Mau Sasa Wacha tuone... Hope you are well Sir. Salamu from Nakuru 👋
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
5 years
Jaguar definately missed this memo...maybe because it is in english.
@Asmali77
Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))
5 years
Seems like Jaguar didn’t get this memo. President Uhuru Kenyatta goes as far as welcoming East African brothers and sisters even to marry here ‘if they find a willing partner’.
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@MihrThakar Relax. No gold was stolen. It's called discharging the client. Aliuziwa hewa.
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Dennis Chege
6 months
Guess what I have just come across...this is the integration I am talking about. Kenyans are extremely peaceful and habitable people. Unclench your fist towards Kenya @IlhanMN @USAmbKenya
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
4 years
To a long life, and a merry one, A quick death, and an easy one, A pretty girl, and an honest one, A cold beer, and another one, Happy Birthday To Me 🎈🎉😃
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Dennis Chege
6 years
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
4 years
Excited to launch my campaign for the Lakeview ward MCA seat as an Independent Candidate today 😃 Come on join me in Naivasha and be the change you want 💪
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
5 years
@RobertAlai How is that destroying a Country? Come on Robert.
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
2 years
Congratulations my friend . @WilliamsRuto You did it. Against all odds. I have so much to learn from your resilience discipline and hard work. Kudos and God Bless you as you lead Kenya to great heights.
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Dennis Chege
3 years
@wgkantai Wallace, I have been yearning for a YouTube channel that covers business and geopolitical related issues. I will host.
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@Owaahh 😃 The Burdens was my set book though I read Lila na Fila. I did Siku Njema, Looking for a rain god, The River and the source and Amezidi. The grandkids are doing fine 🤣
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@Trackmann Def this
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@NjeriBt It will take more than a book to finish the Catholic Church. The biggest religion in the world. Many books have been written. Many movies. It is not easy to shake the foundations of religion in any society. The Author will be rebuked even though the book might be a best seller
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@TheStarKenya People should understand that Muratina is not just alcohol but a spiritual bind (a seal) between the parties involved in the ceremony. Every ingredient of Muratina has its meaning to the Agikuyu community. Muratina is a DON'T TOUCH
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@cobbo3 Only a few want to discuss this reality
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@Iam_Linky I love this. I remember watching it live on Ngong Rd 😃
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
5 years
Do you all notice how #BBI is being forced down the throat of Kenyans yet the #PunguzaMizigoBill2019 just smoothly swallowed by each and every citizen? Hongera @EAukot and keep keeping ON. Tuko na wewe. BBI is hogwash to say the least.
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
1 year
Watching this amazing Faith Kipyegon run on repeat: "This is so fast!.. This has been utterly extraordinary" We are a country with amazing runners. @NakuruCountyGov is proud of you our daughter @susankihika
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
4 years
Future generations are not going to ask us what political party you were in. They are going to ask what you did , when the glaciers were melting.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@MutahiNgunyi IMO WSR will roast Baba. Wah. He will have one job to do. Economy vs BBI and positions. He will remind Kenyans on their problems and how the handshake has affected the economy. He will roast Baba properly
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Dennis Chege
2 years
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Please join me next Sato as I officially launch my Campaign for the Naivasha, Lakeview Ward MCA seat as an Independent Candidate. 💪
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
10 years
To those serving us who arent with their loved ones; Army, Police, Navy, Airforce, Prisons, KWS, NYS, AP, @KenyaRedCross e.t.c WE LOVE YOU.
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Dennis Chege
3 years
@johnnjenga Funny but ACCURATE. The Americans supported them all along. Killed all the trust they had built with the 2001 invasion. Half the population of Afghanistan is below 20 yrs. They don't know Afghanistan without the 'americans' I foresee an upsurge in terrorism activities in KE.
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@Lesuuda Some of us young new politicians already confused because the options are minimal. Mhesh do we have to stick to either side? We need a 3rd force we can't just have these two options 😏
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
7 years
Its a fact the commission made mistakes and there must be consequences. I support #NoReformsNoElections
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Thank you for reaching out, assuring me the future looks great and there is always a next time. 🙏💪 . @WilliamsRuto #LakeviewWard #Naivasha #NakuruCounty
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Dennis Chege
3 years
Interesting observation here in Nakuru County Assembly. 32 MCAs vote YES for BBI and 11 (all Kalenjin) vote NO. #BBI #BBISuperTuesday
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Guess who is the Independent Candidate in Naivasha...😃 Yours Truly with a spectacular performance 💪
@OleItumbi
-Dennis Itumbi, CBS
4 years
Interesting races for Jubilee - Kieleweke 1. Msambweni - they supported ODM - we can see how it is going 2. Gaturi - Muranga - the results so far showing an interesting pattern 3. Naivasha - Kielewele losing Life and its moments Deep State vs The People and their God
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@kwskenya They are definitely white with black stripes. I live with them and I have taken time to check them out 😃
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Dennis Chege
10 years
Wow. Good job @aliiroba " @KResearcher : The beauty of devolution. Irrigation schemes in Mandera County http://t.co/XYTCQAMZ8h"
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Dennis Chege
5 years
@RobertAlai Also called the Deep State. Even Presidents are just puppets in a theatre playing to an audience.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
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Dennis Chege
2 years
Former President Uhuru Kenyatta told Former US President Barrack Obama on his face when he visited Kenya that since being gay isn't our culture, we have no business talking about it. A simple answer that closed that matter... #LGBTQ
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Dennis Chege
3 years
@ledamalekina Tuache please. Tuache. You are an elected member with all the tools and avenues to not just ask questions but investigate and your findings become LAW.. Wajinga waliisha...
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@RNgeno4real @DrJuma_M I would guess it's because Americans have really tried to study them and the Aliens are aware that Americans are really advanced amongst the humans. I wouldn't say America is a threat to Aliens because Aliens have never shown any form of aggression so far to human life or earth.
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@IlhanMN @USAmbKenya Congress woman @IlhanMN please withdraw your sentiments regarding Kenya seceding part of its motherland to Somalia because 'we stole' it from you. Don't regurgitate on Kenyans because you think you are FULL right now. @WilliamsRuto @USAmbKenya
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@_dhahir @IlhanMN @USAmbKenya @ForeignOfficeKE @MusaliaMudavadi I am a Kenyan. A Patriot. I don't know whether you know what that means. Who are you again?
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@dennischege
Dennis Chege
8 years
Beb, kwani Oliech na Wanyama walihama harambee stars wakaenda kuchezea @kenya_7s ? #LightSkinsProverbs
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@alaminkimathi Karen Blixen probably loved Kenya and did more for the Country more specifically Ngong than most of us. I support localisation of names but just because they are white doesn't mean they don't deserve it.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
Former President Uhuru Kenyatta told Former US President Barrack Obama on his face when he visited Kenya that since being gay isn't our culture, we have no business talking about it. A simple answer that closed that matter... #LGBTQ
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@georgiendirangu The CIA finally admitting we have UFOs and that we are not alone
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Dennis Chege
3 years
As the #StrugglersMovement we appreciate that democracy is more than just participating in the voting process. Political sharks have been using the youth as voting machines for far too long. This struggle MUST end. #StruggleNiReal . @citizentvkenya . @TrevorOmbija
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Dennis Chege
4 months
@JelaniMK That's why I always say, if we can't both go ahead and fix our cars then let the cops and insurance take over the investigation. These minor accidents are best solved by everyone walking their way on gentleman's agreements
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Dennis Chege
4 years
So proud of myself and team. We issued washable face masks to all class 4s, 8s and form 4s in #LakeviewWardNaivasha today 😃 at least I helped the vulnerable children fight the #COVID19 with over 5000 masks 💪 #SiasaMpya #NaivashaByElection
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Dennis Chege
5 months
@lindahoguttu @janetmachuka_ @Pastor_Dorcas The word lunch has a peculiar way of bringing the term 'Kiongozi' to the one offering 😂😂😂
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@IlhanMN @USAmbKenya @WilliamsRuto I would like to bring this to your attention @realDonaldTrump I am sure it could be a reason to shape your foreign policy in the horn of Africa considering how Kenya is a vital partner with the USA in case you win the election @WilliamsRuto @USAmbKenya
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Mazingira is environment. Mazingara is sorounding
@FauzKhalid
TheRealMvitaOne
4 years
Mazingira ama mazingara?
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@footsoldierRow You should go check out silk farming. Amazing work. The mulberry plant that deeds the worms also makes wine, tea and jam.
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@Kalasinga_ We are definitely not alone. Anyone who doesn't believe this needs to read 'Chariots of the gods' by Erich Von Daniken.
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Yo @imbankke I think Sarit would love this.
@maingi_kabera
Maingi Kabera
4 years
i&M 01/01/2021 1:54 AM
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Dennis Chege
3 years
The youth are not naive, they know who amongst the rest stands out as the liberator who will END their struggles. They are the REAL strugglers and they know who is their REAL saviour come 2022. The struggle MUST END at the ballot. #StruggleNiReal @StrugglersKenya . @Moraajillo__
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@HonOngondo Kenyans have more problems than that bwana if the cooking oil we have been using is poison itself...
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@TelewahEdwin @JalangoMwenyewe @chriskirwa Also that means you have to conduct interviews before your activation every time you go for work assume all other MPs also don't have anything between their ears
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@BusinessIntelKE Cooking oil is a multi million dollar business. Walk into any supermarket and see the displays. Then drive from Malaba to Lamu and there is no inch of a sunflower farm. Everything is imported.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@akams_ It is an anchor for peace in the region. Washington uses Kenya to deal with all East and Central Africa issues.
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Dennis Chege
8 years
KANU has swept Kericho County. Fact is Kanu will win the Kericho senatorial by-election. Kanu is a big force in RV. @KanuCongress @MoiGideon
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Dennis Chege
3 years
Hallo there, am you big fun and I suggest you stick with the Kenyan history stories...personal views can be expressed on your personal page or something. Ama? C Otherwise continue doing the good job of @HistoryKE
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Dennis Chege
5 months
@Joe__Bassey You spoke my mind. VIVA!
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Dennis Chege
4 years
Lovely listening to @SpiceFMKE hosting one of Kenyas heroes Mtumishi Kathangu talk about #SabaSabaAt30 @EricLatiff
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@CiruSmith They have been migrating from Northern Kenya to Coastal Kenya for the last 4 days. Funny thing is they have a life span of 2 days I guess 😂
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Dennis Chege
3 months
@MaurineNdindin Unlike Nrb and Mombasa, Nkr is an administrative, tourist and agricultural town. Most of the people who are in town during the day, go back to their homes in the neighbouring Njoro, Molo, Rongai, Bahati, Subukia, Gilgil and Naivasha. They commute daily. This explains why...
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Dennis Chege
1 year
@mungaikihanya It's true a 33 seater when new gets you between 7-12 K net per day. Of your matatu is a nganya then you will get the 10K for maybe 3 months then it will drop gradually. We are assuming no other nganya will come to the route in the 2 or 3 months.
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Dennis Chege
9 years
Finally the list is out. But this is just half of it...should be seventy something... #CorruptionKE
@RobertAlai
Robert ALAI, HSC
9 years
Those banned from visiting the US: 1. Deputy President William Ruto 2. Anne Waiguru. 3. Moses Wetangula 4. Ababu...
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Dennis Chege
3 years
I love . @LinusKaikai kicker on tonight's #NewsGang on #SouthAfricaIsBurning he spoke my mind. Let us not just judge blindly. The oppression and inequality in SA is over the roof.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@OliverMathenge The @IEBCKenya has access to the IG of police. You wonder how they operate. Also there was report of materials arrival without the commission involving the stakeholders. *Suspicion* is a very dangerous thing in an election. Especially in Kenya. Chebukati is playing with FIRE
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@JoshuaWanz @teeliciouss_ 🤣 I wish @50cent does because I want to watch it on @Power_STARZ 💪
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@gabrieloguda For a minute I thought he was the FIA President but also the FIA President has an Arabic accent unlike the Crown Prince. Muda 🤣🤣
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Dennis Chege
2 years
Oh my Dear Rwanda 😜
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Dennis Chege
6 years
Atleast they are millers. My worry is individuals who imported thousands of metric tonnes. China rd also imported sugar. The SGR contractor.
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@mx__chichi Kenya's position in the region makes us a nation of interest. Besides, Kenya is the USA's greatest ally in the region.
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Dennis Chege
3 months
...where the possible candidates are the current Vice Chief of Defence Forces the Lt Gen Charles Kahariri and the current Vice Chancellor of Kenya Defence University the Lt Gen Jimson Mutai.
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@TabithaKaranja Thank you Senator. A piece of advice, nobody cares about your role. Be visible. Wanjiku needs to feel you. Period. Politics is local.
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Dennis Chege
9 years
Pres UK should just drop a bombshell and drop WR as his deputy over corruption allegations. Thats what Kenya needs. #StateOfTheNation
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Dennis Chege
1 year
This is in 2016 after winning her first gold medal. The GOAT who has broken TWO world Records in just 7 days! Faith Kipyegon. From Nakuru to the World 💪👏🙌 @FaithKipyegon_
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Dennis Chege
5 months
@BuildersCK Utafungua mlango ama tuwashe Kuni?
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Dennis Chege
1 year
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Dennis Chege
3 months
The Defence Council or Board One will likely meet to provide the way forward on matters succession of the Chief of Defence Forces. They will have to make a decision on critical aspects of succession; One is the whether the death of a CDF is deemed to have served a full term
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Dennis Chege
3 years
Jamani, kama hujawai kura please chamgamka uchukue juu hapo ndio utacheza ki wewe tuchague leader anaweza maliza STRUGGLE zetu. Chukua KURA uchague FUTURE inaweza. #StrugglersMovement #StruggleNiReal . @StrugglersKenya . @FwambaNc . @fokango . @AlinurMohamed_ . @MajimajiKenya
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Dennis Chege
6 months
@Gurdur @ahmednasirlaw @iamkathambi @NjeriBt would love to hear your views on this thread...
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Dennis Chege
2 years
@TonyMurega @kinjeketile @Jasiri_BFM @OlindPaul @akams_ @MaMo_ You spoke my mind. Since I started following them I am on a roll on geopolitics including you Tony and one @MwangiMaina_ You guys Rock. DRC on our radar sasa
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Dennis Chege
4 years
I was in the papers and for a good reason too 😃 touching lives ❤️ #LakeviewWard #Naivasha #NakuruCounty
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Dennis Chege
4 years
@alaminkimathi My favourite newspaper writer @johnKamau1 can sure do us good with such a piece. Also @HistoryKE come here and dig
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