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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
I apologize profusely for voting for William. If he runs against a tree in 2027 [assuming he gets there], I will vote for the tree.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
I didn't see "North Eastern" "leaders" holding a presser to call out Farah Maalim. Quick to defend 'mtu wetu' when the DP attacks him. Quick to bury their heads in the sand when 'mtu wao' is clearly wrong. This is the type of politics we are saying no to.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
The church, you will have undoubtedly betrayed this country if you allow him to be a guest in any of your churches.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Mans has not even said anything about the people who have lost their lives today.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Now I can officially tweet this: The King is naked.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
We cannot have dialogue with a child killer. We will dialogue with the person who will take power from him.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Rachel naye aende akalale kwingine because leo.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
This interview is a PR disaster for the state.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
How can bodies be dumped in a quarry next to a police station, and the police do not even take notice?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Oya @KIMANIICHUNGWAH KFC Eating, Uber Using, iPhone holding spoilt brats have made a whole cabinet and an Inspector General go home. Bado uko kwa line. Utafikiwa tu.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
The last nail on the coffin for Ruto will be hammered by the church.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
In less than 2 weeks, the Kenyan Police has killed a Magistrate in the during court proceedings, they have killed two unarmed protestors, they have abducted more than 10 people and held them without preferring any charges. And @IPOA_KE is here asking us stupid questions
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Ruto's goose is cooked. Ni kama atarudi tu Hague.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Mimi btw sitawai pigania haki za polisi. Wajidishi wote.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
This chap tried to snatch a phone from demonstrators. Ameshikwa na akarushwa ndani ya lorry.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Appointing politicians to cabinet is a mistake that should never happen again.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Our country has already tasted democracy. He will not win this war. We are not like Rwanda or Uganda, who only know dictatorships and will just sit by and watch.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
He still must leave office. We are past the finance bill.
@TheStarKenya
TheStarKenya
2 months
President William Ruto has declined to sign the Finance Bill, 2024. State House sources told the Star that the Bill will be sent back to Parliament before they break for recess today. #starkenyanews
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Mimi damu yangu saa hii iko 150 degrees. Inachemka kama BMW. Siet.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Najua hio Expressway imetishia other African leaders sana 😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
This is the last chance Kalonzo & Karua will have to take the President's and Deputy President's position. If they blow this chance they only have themselves to blame.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
What if we crowdfunded Omtatah for president?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Our constitution is being tested, and it is clear to me that the executive wields too much power. We need to trim their powers.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
There was a massacre, and they covered it up horribly. He must go home.
@mukuru_cjc
Mukuru Community Justice Centre
2 months
Bodies being retrieved from quarry pit opposite kware police station by youths. The police are on site as more bodies are being retrieved. Other bodies are in sacks chopped into pieces so far six bodies have been retrieved. @HakiKNCHR @thekhrc @Honeyfarsafi
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
You have a bullet. The bullet must have been fired from a traceable gun. The gun must have been allocated to a specific officer. Wacha siasa.
@IPOA_KE
IPOA
2 months
IPOA is once again calling upon anyone who witnessed the fatal shooting of Mr. Rex Masai on 20th June 2024, to come forth and volunteer information to advance its investigations. #PoliceAccountability #EndPoliceBrutality ^EM
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Huyu ni wazimu
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
KFC Eating, iPhone, and Uber using kids made your party leader get the military out of their barracks @KIMANIICHUNGWAH . Haha.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Tomorrow, I am speaking at my home church on leadership & integrity. Niombeeni because I might say things that will trigger the old folks.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
I'm at Central Police Station. The police are currently processing fingerprints for the people they want to charge in court. The charges are 'unlawful assembly'
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Tumeambiwa tujidishi
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Bana. But finding Ruthless Focus is where they draw the line.
@guylikericky
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2 months
Lakini how do police track you to your current location with 100% accuracy?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Kindiki as Ruto's running mate would have been a disaster. Afasali huyu honest men akikasirika analipua vitu. Kindiki seems dead inside.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Police in Nakuru are escorting demonstrators as we have the peaceful demos.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 months
Someone supplied 60 Samsung S23 Ultras to the County Government of Nairobi at a cost of 22,500,000. Ufisadi aki.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Appears the @IG_NPS has been caught off guard. You will note that there will be no destruction of property, injuries, or deaths today.
@stinefred
Stine ®
2 months
We're peaceful, happening now in Nairobi streets #RutomustGo
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
The looters on the streets are there with the permission of the police.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Do you still think former IG Koome was in control of the police? Do you think Ag IG Kanja is in control? I'm no expert, but for sure, orders are coming from the butcher
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
We are still in court. Judiciary officers working overtime to process people so that people can be released.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
I have interacted with Edu for a few months now. He lives in the streets and we occasionally talk about cars He is extremely enthusiastic about performance cars. I'll thread a video of him just talking. See the last video in the thread for more info.
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Kalasinga
2 months
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@IPOA_KE
IPOA
2 months
Did you notice anything you want to bring to our attention during the demonstrations on 20th June, 2024? #PoliceAccountability ^EM
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Have you noticed that many politicians & senior government officials have only become concerned about the abductions after it has happened to one of their own?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Otero has bullied people without a care in the world for years. Now he is on the receiving end. Life has a very funny way of giving back what you put in.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Btw guys, the sooner you realize WSR will not resign, the better. He will also not be impeached as parliament is corrupted. Our focus should now shift towards relentless civic education and ensuring that he does not rig in the coming elections.
@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Tomorrow, I am speaking at my home church on leadership & integrity. Niombeeni because I might say things that will trigger the old folks.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
One of the biggest scams in some Restaurants is coffee. I asked for coffee the other day at Coco Jambo. The waitress brought hot water and a nescafe sachet which made me inquire on the price. They were charging 200! For a 15 bob sachet and hot water! Told her to take it back.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Siet. Si hio judgement yangu ya defamation itoke chap chap bado akiwa na pesa.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Fuel crisis has taught me that even Luqman is a petrol station.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Ruthless Focus was also summoned and he has never gone. Mbona polisi hawaendi kumtafuta?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Asked for chicken and rice in Nyeri. 🤡
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 months
I lost all respect for cops.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Lol. Now the person who was about to kidnap is the one condoning kidnapping of ordinary wananchi. Mimi nawaombea mabaya aki. 😂. Hamtakua in power forever. And the next government should not let y'all retire peacefully.
@kipmurkomen
KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H
2 years
Mr. Kinoti the @DCI_Kenya your officers allegedly from Kilimani Police station were here at our Party Headquarters and attempted to kidnap our Chief agent Prof. Kithure Kindiki. Stop the gimmicks. Time is over!
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Why is the media still talking about the Finance Bill? We are past that! It's no longer about the Finance Bill!
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
We don't deserve good things. Yaani, some people accepted money to just go and loot in town and give the demos bad publicity. Anyway, we will not forget.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Opinions aside, the president coming to an X space is a big deal. Other African countries must be in awe
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Bullets can be matched to guns. Guns are assigned to specific officers. Now to hold the officers who killed innocent Kenyans accountable.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
Doesn’t get any more DCI than this
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Kithure Kindiki is so arrogantly dishonest. Anyway, this chap once fired an employee on account of pregnancy.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Ruto is now basically saying what Rigathi said but in a more stately manner.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
It is extremely delusional to think Kenya would be any better under a baba presidency.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
William Ruto thinks he can operate like Moi. He forgets that during Moi's time, there was no internet. This nonsense he is pulling will blow up on his face. I rarely use curse words but man, fuck this regime and everything it stands for. #FreeShadKiprono #FreeOakSupreme
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
5 years
2020 Harrier somewhere in Ke.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
Kenyans, please always confirm the mileage of the car you buy on QISJ. I almost purchased a certain Golf GTI that read 67,000Kms on the odometer but the actual mileage was 196,000Kms.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Kenyans: Nairobi is unsafe! The govt has failed! Kindiki: We will deal firmly with criminals Kenyans: Kindiki uko na soprano sasa utatishia criminals aje? Kindiki deploys GSU and RDU has to deal with criminals in Nairobi Kenyans: No no! That’s overkill!
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
Unapita kila mtu alafu mnasimama kununua matunda 😭
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Baba makes the same mistake every election cycle.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
😂. Kenyans remain undefeated.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Treasonous Criminals
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Kairo really strikes me as someone super organized and focused. You get kicked out of a company you started and in a month you already have vehicles in stock down at the port of Mombasa and you’re setting up your own yard on Kiambu Road.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
Damn. I really hope Shad is ok. A Habeus Corpus application should be done if he is not presented before a court of law today.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
Edu man. I don't know where to start. He is a smart guy. He is learned and comprehends issues so well! Anyway, we managed to find his relatives in Nairobi. I cannot disclose the location for his mental wellbeing. The sister was in tears when she saw him
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 months
❤️
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
I have always wondered why American trucks are built the way they are.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
If Lewis Hamilton is in Kenya then we best behave this week. We can’t afford to embarrass ourselves before the most accomplished F1 driver yet.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 year
Peleka miguu alignment buana
@MzeeWaKupimaOil
Mzee wa Kupima Oil🌐
1 year
What could be the problem?
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Billy alikua which police station? Huyo OCS itabidi some personal accountability.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Amber Heard’s mountain of evidence: ‘But i’m a woman!’
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
Why is Wanjohi looking like a Zangalewa dancer?
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Kalasinga
2 years
Never seen someone so focused on going nowhere.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
He has the power to tell the police not to use live bullets, but oh well. It appears he has exercised his power to order the police to kill aimlessly.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
This guy’s house looks like one of those clubs at Kamakis
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
2 years
Mike Sonko hosts Machakos governor, Wavinya Ndeti, at his Mua farm
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
11 months
A casual 992 GT3 and Ferrari 458 on Limuru Road nganganaing with Mucatha javs. 😭. This super cool! Video by Cenos Tuning.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
1 month
A day is coming when civilians will retaliate against the police.
@TeyaKevin
Ole Teya
1 month
Jesus Christ
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
German car gear ratios are insane. 200kph at only 3,200rpm.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
New G.
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Kalasinga
1 month
His presidency would have been so much easier if he just followed the law. But here we are.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
The sooner you people realize each family is different, the better. Helps you mind your own business. Some people can drink with their parents, others can't. Both are ok. Some people can wear revealing clothes infront of their parents others can't. Wewe pambana na hali yako.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Yeah. Mawakili, let's have this chap disbarred.
@KindikiKithure
Kithure Kindiki
2 months
ANARCHY, VIOLENCE AND PLUNDER MUST CEASE AT WHATEVER COST.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Haha. False humility 😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Damn.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
Media, stop using the word allegedly now.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
Now that we have a public holiday and many people have been asking me to do this! Here is my three month ownership review of the Mk7 VW Golf GTI!
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Either people are not voting ama sisi wote tutaenda afternoon 😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
10 months
4 hrs later, we have what seems like a countrywide black out. What an L! 😂
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
10 months
DP Gachagua fires back at Julius Malema for criticizing the government
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
3 years
Women are either overly scared/cautious drivers or overly brave drivers. Hakunanga in between. 😂
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
4 years
6 years ago, my buddies and I tried catering at Earth Dance. Mimi nilikuwa nishaona venye tutaomoka after that event. Heh. Tuliuma nje! 💀.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 months
That multi-sectoral nonsense being peddled by statehouse could just be a twitter space. President aingie twitter apashwe kiasi na Otero na Kimuzi.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
WSR is definitely wearing a bulletproof jacket.
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@Kalasinga_
Kalasinga
2 years
Some capital cities in Africa look like Kahawa West man.
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Kalasinga
3 years
A 28 year old in Kenya is a licensed gun holder and drives an LC200. Has the guts to shoot a cop in a club. Issa movie bro.
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