Mihr Thakar
@MihrThakar
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Commentary and analysis. Philosophy. Funny, mood changes etc. Not financial advice. Always do your own research. Telegram channel: https://t.co/BFT2ax7Hns
Mombasa, Kenya
Joined May 2017
When I first IMMIGRATED to Kenya from India 2 years ago, I had dreams of being the next Gupta. Now my boss Patel tells me, "Boss, help me load those crates.". And I even got beaten up by Mwangi & crew for asking "Haga ya bibi yako?", which Kamlesh told me means "How are you?".
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I hope Safaricom understands the magnitude of the PR damage that has occurred today.
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Parliament going on recess when the country is in crisis is the greatest abdication of duty.
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If you are on the front lines, stay near KDF. KDF will keep you safe.
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The only reason why freedom still exists in Kenya under this Regime is because the people are fearless. Especially Gen Z.
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Malaya anaweza kuja party ama vacation na wewe, lakini si rahisi akuje kortini au siptali.
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Lakini I feel the army was told not to come to the streets because the people were cheering them 🤣🤣🤣.
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When Kenya catches a cold, Africa sneezes. Demonstrations being planned in Uganda, Malawi, Zimbabwe and Ghana.
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There is a certain mystique about this man, Leonard Ngure. Some say that God paints through his hands.
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The Resistance is regrouping. Clouds are gathering on the horizon.
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Kibet is one of the nicest tweeps on this app. Although he shares funny and controversial cartoons, he is rarely abusive. To arrest a creative genius like that is bottom of the barrel. Without creativity, a society cannot flourish.
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There is only one flag 🇰🇪 permissible in this movement. Anyone calling for any other flag is a red flag 🚩.
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Gen Z mnaharibu. What could have been a foreign trip has now been reduced to a phone call.
President William Ruto on Saturday made a phone call to UAE President His Highness Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, embassy says.
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Interesting to note that Sudan was under an IMF programme when the civil war broke out.
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Whoever sat in a boardroom and decided that abductions were the way to clamp down on the revolutionaries really set this Regime up for failure.
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The first mistake people made on 25th June was to go home.
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Kenyan media can bring together a die-hard Jubilee politician, an Azimio commentator & a UDA adviser on one panel but they will never hold a roundtable with a Kenyan mathematician, a Kenyan scientist & a Kenyan engineer about new advances in their fields.
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You can call them for any queries on:. 0796954269/0752896867. And. 0207801800.
CAUTIONARY STATEMENT ON SHARING OF PERSONAL DATA
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When you find out that bitcoin is at 30k but you bought at 65k after getting advice from your neighbour's kid Kyle:
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Muthungu Anthony is the 28 year old founder of TOTOSCI Holdings Ltd.,a factory in Kirinyaga County which manufactures authentic, high quality USB cables & chargers. It also intends to start earphone & mobile phone production. Via Central Region Economic Bloc. #BuyKenyaBuildKenya
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Safaricom internet after Bob Collymore left us has really gone down the drain. Its no longer that premium experience it was under Bob.
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They have realised that there are lines that they cannot cross. This was why she was released.
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Now that Uhuru has won the Muslim vote, he's targeting the Hindu vote.
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You can criticise them all you want, but the facts remain:. 1. Babu Owino is a performer. 2. Mike Sonko is a humanitarian. 3. H. E Uhuru Kenyatta is very likeable. 4. Pres. Ruto is very hard working. 5. Joho is a fashion icon. 6. Pres. Museveni is the oldest rapper in Africa.
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No Regime will ever again be comfortable with appointing incompetents to cabinet. This country forever changed in the last few weeks.
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There is too much anti-regime stuff on the timeline. Mr. President, we have a serious problem.
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Relief food to your own citizens is nothing to flag off. It is the failure of economic policy at the highest level.
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Lakini let's be honest: This brother is putting an unnecessary target on our backs 😂😂😂
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Upper middle class have already uploaded photos of themselves with Chris Kirubi to their WhatsApp statuses, expressing shock & dismay. They met him once at a trade expo & rushed to greet him & take a photo with him. On the other hand, they don't know who is Jakoyo Midiwo.
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I'm sorry to say this but transferring all the country’s attention to BBI in the middle of the WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS in our lifetimes & an UNPRECEDENTED ECONOMIC CRISIS at a time when the country is carrying HUMONGOUS DEBT is in BAD TASTE. I think its very DISRESPECTFUL.
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SHOCKING!. Foreigners have sold over Kshs. 20 billion worth of shares in the last two days.
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Anyone noticed that MPESA messages are taking longer than usual to arrive, for quite a while now?.
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I hope a media house pulls the headline:. IEBC Commissioners Claim 0.01% of 14.2 Million is 142,000 Votes in Major Blow to Ruto.
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Kenya has not experienced unfunded, non-political protests for a very long time. It is difficult to believe. They are bewildered, frazzled, perturbed.
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Kenyan women are so good at this "manifesting" thing. I think we should ask them to "manifest" a good government for us next year.
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There is freedom of speech in Kenya. But what is not guaranteed is freedom after speech.
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MPs who voted "yes" without giving a chance at rational dialogue, you have blood on your hands. If you are reading this, and I know you can't sleep, then just know that.
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They are shocked at how the medical preparedness machinery for the protests was assembled so rapidly. They are now trying to find presence of the foreign funding that they keep suspecting. They can't believe that Kenyan excellence (in execution) is possible.
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Starlink has cracked the code for giving maximum service in Kenya while creating minimal employment.
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Remember in Bangladesh, they did the same thing. Reintroducing something unpopular after the protests died down.
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If you are a Safaricom executive, throw those who forced you to do whatever you did under the bus. Stand aside and do what Standard Media Group did by admitting interference. Save the brand before its too late.
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It seems that there are leaks within the Security Services themselves.
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We are experiencing a defacto countrywide internet shutdown through bandwidth throttling. Kenya is not a dictatorship. This is unprecedented in the progressive constitutional era.
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I think he has only one choice now. Fire all the incompetents and do everything the movement is demanding. There is no 2027. Those people will not help you campaign in 2027.
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The joy of living is gone. A Kenya where protestors are massacred because of a Bill they could have put on hold, where the military is deployed against its own people & where the internet is shutdown at the whim of the powers that be is not what I expected to be trapped in.
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@Morbidful For context, many of your parents were already born then. Its definitely not long ago.
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Larry Madowo is now the official Opposition in Kenya 🤣🤣🤣.
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"Inject" is the shittiest name for a party I've ever seen.
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BREAKING. Sudan hackers waging cyber war on Kenya now claim to have hacked MPESA. Multiple reports of difficulties. If true, is anyone going to retaliate coz last I remember, we didn't fight with spears and bows & arrows.
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A guy like Nyakundi should be celebrated. Even the media houses cannot match his investigative prowess. Even 10 bob is appreciation enough for a legend. His number is 0710280973.
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Safaricom is not the company it used to be under Bob Collymore.
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Although Uhuru was considered incompetent by some schools of thought, he was wise. He knew when to stop pushing. He knew when to step back & give raia a small win. And this was despite the fact that a lot of punitive taxes were introduced under the Jubilee Regime.
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Apartment living is tough. You go out for a breath of crisp morning air in the balcony & smell some cinnamon eggs. Above you is a guy with a booming voice filming his cooking show. Below you is a Japanese Spitz barking constantly. And your view is a new construction site.
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Eh mpaka Mama Ngina has broken her multi-decade silence from speaking on politics 🤯. Things must really be elephant 😮.
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The death of Rex & Evans makes the movement much bigger than the Finance Bill. Two people didn't have to be martyred for a conversation between the employers & employees.
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To be honest, Kibaki, Equity Bank and Kagame couldn't all have been wrong.
Very good news. That is how to reduce unemployment. Price falls, demand goes up. It also enhances our competitiveness. Exactly the structural change we need.
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The Central Bank of Kenya has made a Kshs. 24 billion loss.
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Ruto became unpopular because of:. Continuing the predecessor's path of bloated spending. Rewarding (perceived) incompetent loyalists with nationally crucial posts. Imagery of loyalist cases being dropped. Gachagua & other's divisive utterances. Lack of policy focus.
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If Dangote enters Kenya, manufacturers will cry. His modus operandi is market penetration pricing, with a deep pocketed group to take the loss at a group level. The consumer will laugh.
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Kenya is now at war on 5 fronts:. 1. In Somalia against Al-Shabaab. 2. In DRC against rebels. 3. In Kenya against Al-Shabaab who have infiltrated the country. 4. Within its own borders against very dangerous bandits. 5. An economic war being waged by the US.
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That Big Fish by Osumu Brad brand will one day go global. Mark this tweet.
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NIS reported in the brief that you are calling him "Vasco Danganya" and he even chuckled himself at the sheer creativity of the nickname.
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The drunkest person in the bar could be NIS. The bartender could be NIS. But never the cool, calm calculating patron. That's a conman.
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SIM2 can be used for both incoming & outgoing calls. However, excessive use of SIM2 for incoming calls can make it susceptible to erroneously dial outgoing calls (simu imejifinya).
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Can we get this lady into the Senate?.
Hello guys!!!! Our major cleanup is up tomorrow!! It will be at Kariobangi North, a place turning into dandora dumpsite! @Mazingiramov , @KariobangiSJC , green army and local CBOs will be joining forces for this. These are four different areas
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We can recommend a certain speaker of a certain national assembly.
Where can I buy gold from directly in Africa????.
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The Ruto-Gachagua "fued" has miraculously reappeared 🤣🤣🤣.
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The people on twitter have too much power now. There is a new arm of government being formed.
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No one cares that banks have stopped lending to entrepreneurs. No one cares that >half of electricity & fuel is taxes/levies. No one cares that KNBS is withholding critical data. No one cares that manufacturing inputs are being overtaxed. No one cares that hunger is rife.
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Kibaki made people billionaires in the stock market, by cutting the budget deficit. Others made people billionaires from tenders, by raising the budget deficit.
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Types of upper-middle class sons:. 1. Age 23, MBA, already overseeing procurement in dad's firm. 2. The 32 year old surgeon (mum's fave). 3. 26 year old socialist who tweets "death to capitalism" from iPhone 12. 4. Age 24, still struggling with IR degree in Australia; loves weed.
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I'm told the price of D16 has gone from Kshs. 1,200 to Kshs. 4,000. Mungu atusaidie.
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I want 10 million Kenyans to send me 1 bob & I'll give 5 lucky winners Kshs. 1 million each.
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Interesting how Riggy G never comments on economic policies.
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Moving from a family-owned farm in the village to a slum in the city is a decision that really needs to be questioned objectively.
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Looking for an accountant for a large firm. Required qualifications:. 1. CPA.2. Bachelor's degree.3. 5 years experience in a high volume environment. Note:.Contract will be for 2 years.Salary: Kshs. 15,000 per month.Benefits: NSSF, NHIF & executive chair in the office.
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The Cabinet reshuffle is distracting us from something. Look around, something very sinister has probably been done right in front of our eyes.
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How did Raila let David Ndii go 🤣🤣🤣. Mans literally has a monopoly over economics in Kenya 😂.
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