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Out of the 11 people shot by the Pokot bandits. 7 were highly trained GSU officers. Not a single bandit was killed in the attack. Also, no IED was used just bullets from those Pokot snipers. Ogopa hao vijana.
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Yenyewe Kenya has matured as a country. If all these commissioners can spill beans like this and we remain calm, then we are miles ahead. Politicians can't shake us.
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The Karen Country Club is also opening up its clubhouse and the golf course to non-members. This is after them realising that the new generation of golfers doesn't give af about 'exclusivity' and numbers of the old wealthy geezers is dying away.
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Someone sent the 2005 Bomas Draft as BBI to Nyamira County and they passed it. 😭😭😭
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Money for dams is building apartments in Eastleigh and South C.
Alhamdulillah rain. Wajir County, today! May it come with barakah!
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8-4-4 criminalised conversations and talking in class so we grew up learning not to express ourselves or question authorities. Meet a CBC kid and see the changes the system has done. Those kids unbelievably freely express minds.
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The fellow that was shot at Mirema was found with 4 mobile phones and 9 identity cards.
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Still wild that Njoki wa Mathira a 26yr old who graduated less than 6 weeks ago is a board member at KPA!
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Traversed Kerio Valley early this year, went to places cops would not dare reach. Came face to face with those Pokot boys. They had weapons I'd never seen and are everywhere. You might think something is a bush kumbe it's one of them. They're an army by themselves.
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KRA introduced 25% duty on wire rods (raw material for manufacturing nails & wire mesh) in July 2021. The 20 firms that were manufacturing these items have all closed down.
-This was done to protect 'one local manufacturer'.
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The Mulot guys have hit again, this time stealing Sh597,100 from Kasarani OCPD Peter Mwanza through sim card swap, wiping his Equity account clean within minutes. Incident happened in Jan 4 and the suspect was traced to Mulot, Bomet County.
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If you sat for KCSE between 2000 and 2021 passed but lacked funding for University, apply now GoK has opened and and will fully fund you.
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The CEO of KEMSA has 'fallen sick' on the day he is required to appear at the Senate to explain where COVID monies went.
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Kenya Power has cut off their relationship with their toxic client Kitui East MP Nimrod Mbai. They went and disconnected power at his Kitengela Home, went to his village and disconnected power then went to the local market where he has rentals and also disconnected power.
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The incoming Tanzania President. Her excellency Samia Suluhu. We are about to have the first woman president in EA.
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Matanga ya Bob will cost around 22,500 that's for cremation at Kariokor and about 15k for the hearse from Lee to Kariokor.
Our people from Nyanza and Western cannot fathom. Budget ya matanga for such a person would be in the range of 5m plus.
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The DJ should be arrested and put in solitary confinement for 23yrs.
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A passenger who departed from JKIA, Nairobi has been arrested at Bole Airport in Addis with 97kgs of Cocaine. Day 13 of the new government and this business is back with a bang.
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Weeuh. This Arshad Sharif story, police set up a road block on the Nairobi- Magadi road after receiving 'information' about some child kidnapping in Pangani. They then stopped Arshad's car as it was similar to the one described. He then got shot, bullet to the head.
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GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) K has closed its operations in Kenya, declaring over 100 of its employees redundant. GSK has been in Kenya for over 60 years.
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Someone needs to study the Pokots and their affinity to banditry. Practically every boarder point that touches the Pokot is currently an active war zone. Pokot vs Tugen, Pokot vs Keiyos, Pokots vs Turkana. And these people have weapons your local government agencies don't have.
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Kenya Mpya buses zimepigwa mnanda. Prices between 2m-4m depending on condition.
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The police officer who was caught on camera drunk and ended up committing suicide by hanging himself from the ceiling of the Buruburu Police Station canteen had been fighting depression for 3 years following the death of his first-born son on a school trip.
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Photo of the day: Ireland Ambassador to Kenya riding on this mkokoteni to open up a school in Makueni.
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Now that using SGR is optional for importers, it's a great time to remind you that since SGR started hauling cargo and has moved millions of containers, not a single container has gotten lost.
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Kasarani OCPD Peter Mwanzo the guy who lost 500k to mobile phone frauds in Jan and later we had the 4 guys ending up dead has been promoted to County Commander and transferred to crime-rocked Nakuru replacing Beatrice Kiraguri.
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10yrs in power and Ouru's kids never enganged in politics or public office. Swearing in has not yet happened but city hall is already infiltrated.
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IMF wants Kenya government to have a centralised payroll system for all civil servants before it can increase our Fuliza limit by another Ksh 28bn.
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Last year,
@KRACare
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In 2019
@SakajaJohnson
moved to court and successfully nullified the appointment of Mary Wambui as head of National Employment Authority for her not having a degree.
EMPLOYMENT COURT stops former Othaya MP Mary Wambui from heading National Employment Authority until case filed by Senator Sakaja is determined.
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The former Chase Bank board chair Zafrullah Khan is the 6th largest shareholder at First Community Bank owning 2.7% of the bank. Khan is facing criminal charges for allegedly stealing more than Sh1.6bn from Chase Bank through bogus loan and bonus schemes.
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Egypt has imported and stocked tonnes and tonnes of wheat from Russia as we sleep on the opportunity of collapsed prices of the product from Russia pretending we are standing with the West yet hunger signs are all on the radar.
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Nyama Mama eateries have now been put under an administrator. The proprietors Jayesh Shanghavi and his wife Ninaa Shanghavi, obtained a Sh520m loan from Victoria Commercial Bank which they haven't paid a cent.
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John Waluke the convicted criminal that is out of prison because of an appeal has defended his Sirisia MP seat. Kenyan voters cannot be helped. 😂😂
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Instead of creating jobs, they want you to register at KRA and pay penalties for being unemployed.
On attaining age of majority, every citizen should be issued with ID, voter and tax registration.
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Eh, the Ndichu's assaulted Philip Murgor's daughters? Watajua hawajui.
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Kibaki served under Moi as VP for 12yrs and later severed relationships with Moi and got demoted to be a health minister. But when he took over of power, for 10yrs he never even once mentioned Moi adversely. Just focused on the job ahead of him.
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If you have a younger sibling in hospitality advice them to go for this job..the job demand globally is insane.
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EACC obtains orders to freeze Sh18m in an account owned by Tracy Njoki junior finance officer at Treasury. She joined treasury in 2020 earning Sh50k salary before her fortunes showed up and had her account handling over Sh37M in 20 months.
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After the new CS took over the Defense position in just 6 months over 200k+ Somali 'Refugees' have thronged into Garissa and are now at the Dadaab Camp. UNHCR even had to reopen the IFO 2 camp that Uhuru closed in 2016.
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The distance between your main door and your bed is directly proportional to how poor you are.
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Pochi sounds like a KRA initiative to nab traders that receive payments through their personal lines.
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@SafaricomPLC
CEO
@PeterNdegwa_
has highlighted the introduction of Pochi La Biashara, a product that allows business owners to receive & separate business funds from personal funds on M-PESA, as one of the ways they have recently created Shared Value.
#ConversationWithCEOs
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You religiously pay your premium for an education policy for your child thinking you're securing their future. Maturity dates arrive and then the Insurance Company shows you dust.
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Whitecap was just a chilled beer, enjoyed by landlords, wealthy matatu owners and land brokers, it was doing so well as a brand then EABL decided to brand re-position it associating it with chubby mamas who originally belonged to Guiness Kubwa. Total clusterfuck.
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Sometimes back in Zanzibar, we ordered food at some kibanda, they took so long and we went to the next kibanda. Those mofos called cops on us. Extortion systems for visitors.
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The entire year no school has been operational in that area. That one Tot Primary that was open they walked in and shot kids. Matiangi failed to tame them, let's see what WSR will do.
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KRA has revisited the waiver EABL got in 2004 to from GoK to enable them set up the Senator Keg plant and produce the low cost beer to save masses from illicit alcohol. KRA is now demanding a whooping Ksh 8.2bn from EABL.
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Someone allegedly imported 500 containers of cooking oil and was given a tax waiver of 10bn by CS Munya.
............Basically if you are a manufacturer employing Kenyans, the government is giving you the middle finger.
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GoK hasn't paid oil marketing companies their subsidy for 3 months. Now they don't have money to collect more stocks. Mafuta imejaa KPC without anyone collecting. There will be a disaster soon.
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Lato milk is processed and packaged in Mbarara which is more than 1,000kms from Nairobi but still makes it here for 45/= a packet of 500ml.
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Jubilee MPs are being treated like this because they don't and have never stood up for anything, just their stomachs so they can't tell Ouru anything.
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After
@wizkidayo
dropped that Joro jam, every Nigerian artist is now dropping tracks with similar BPM to Joro.
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Let's talk about banks, their lending habits and the fall of Nakumatt. Banks lent Nakumatt a total of Sh13.2 bn with DTB leading at 3.65bn, KCB 1.75bn, Stanchart 810m, BOA 330m and others. Almost every bank lent Nakumatt free unsecured money.
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Local media houses tried to lodge a complain at their media council of Kenya wameambiwa they can stream the inauguration from YouTube if they don't want the link DSTV will provide.
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Lake Turkana Wind Power (LTWP) has lost the land where the project is located, high court has ruled that they did now follow due procedure in acquiring the land. Land has reverted back to the community.
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An audit by the Senate County Public Accounts Committee has revealed that a whooping Ksh 18bn of collections at City Hall from the year 2016- 2019 (Kidero & Sonko reign) was not declared.
Random image of a hardworking Kenyan walking around with money in suitcases.
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Mamen Humphrey Kariuki was fought by the state and even got locked up, he's now hosting the entire government at Mt. Kenya Safari Club. Mungu ni nani.
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Remember when those KPLC towers collasped and
@DCI_Kenya
rushed to arrest engineers and charged them with economic sabotage. Well, turns out those were just tramped up charges. The 3 engineers have all even acquitted by the court. Kinoti and his people need to go really.
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More than 210 MPs who lost in the August 9 General Elections have one week to clear their offices and pave the way for new entrants. They need to clear with the PSC by handing over all office kits, official cars, outstanding loans, mortgages or sacco loans among others.
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In the
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IMF and World Bank have us on chokehold. They've armtwisted MPs and now all proposals by the finance committee have been thrown out. We are about to be slapped with unbelievable taxes.
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The RRP for a beer like Tusker in Kenya is Ksh 190, out of this KRA takes Ksh 107, Distributors are given a Ksh 25 margin then EABL remains with Ksh 57 from which they need to pay barley and sorghum farmers, pay employees and budget for marketing.
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Pilots pale KQ wameambiwa wakanyage mafuta na wafinye izo dreamliner kama Embassava while heading to China. No more 4 crew in the cabin.
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Anyway, if I was that babe I'd have asked for a job at KPA. Those permanent and pensionable jobs. Not board appointments....
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Increase in taxes does not always result into increase in collections, at some point excess taxes result into something in economics called the Laffer Effect. We are now at the maximum point of this in many products including alcohol.
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There's a court hapo JKIA that doesn't waste time to send you to industrial area you eat beans as you learn about the law.
We got arrested for filming at the Airport! This is getting out of control! We have a right to create content without intimidation! Watch full video on my YouTube channel!
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#trending
#arrested
#ContentCreator
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KRA & Police have taken less than 24hrs to raid the NGO offices yet Kafura and her 17 companies that looted NYS were never raided.
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The day protesters will discover molotov cocktails, this country will be done.
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@MisterAlbie
DRS is a zone in F1 tracks where by the push of a button the driver activates the controls of the flaps in the middle the car's rear wing that get opened and the car flys away. Basically an area where you're allowed kufinya gari kabisa.
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The car rolled, his driver survived with injuries, was taken to hospital. Ogopa Kanairo.
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Voters sent home 212 members of the last bicameral parliament.
- In the National Assembly, 146 MPs who represented constituencies were sent packing.
- 34 of the 47 Woman Representatives were shown the door.
- 31 out of the 47 Senators were dismissed.
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Some stupid driver tried to cross the railway as the train was approaching in Ruiru ignoring all warning and now we have deaths and casualties.
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Pesapal has failed to convince the Tax Tribunal that it shouldn't pay the Ksh 233m KRA is demanding from it. Tribunal ruled that the commission they receive are taxable and they should be 16% VAT. Now Pesapal need to pay VAT that it dint charge clients.
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The entire UN Board is in Kenya, the Japan PM, the Germany Chancellor just landed, the WTO president, the IMF President.
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Assets Recovery Agency has frozen another Ksh 2.3bn ( $19.48m) at Ecobank in an account owned by some 4 Kenyans and a lady from the South Asian country of Laos. ARA suspects the monies are proceeds of international debit card crime syndicate.
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Turns out the maize belongs to World Food Program (WFP) but yours truly at Nation Center kept away that information to spread unnecessary agenda. 🗑🗑🗑
Ship with 10,000 tonnes of maize imports docks in Mombasa today
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Go to Kemri and buy authentic sanitizers at 300/=
How much is hand sanitizer selling for where you are? I just bought these for Ksh 1800/= each.
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The most worrying aspect of this story is that the state's machinery actually facilitated the purchase of Pangas and Powersaw machines. A very very dangerous path.....
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