Bruce Bateman Esq
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Maximist. Dead inside. Apexian. Agu enwe oyi. Im not a “feminist”, I’m just not crazy about food.
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People projecting positive character traits based on a stranger’s dressing, is why you keep getting scammed easily by nvggas in turtle necks.
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Basically a bunch of men saying “why would you betray your father, a man, to protect your mother, a woman? You’re not welcome to our misogymnastics club.”
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“Prioritise me, cuddle me, carry me, back me, feed me”.
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Secret to every happy home
Two days ago, I couldn't meet up to make food for hubby. Infact, I didn't calculate well, so he went to work upset. I couldn't ask him to study his Bible or listen to the message for the day, he got back the next morning, I opened the door and quickly gave him food before he went
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They were shouting “can’t you read” on my post months ago, meanwhile you have “amqy sauce” in your kitchen.
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They didn’t have a bed and she was still worried someone was going to steal her man 😭. I don’t want to hear anything about hypergamy kinikan kinikan.
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The problem is that you think because you think you’re attracted to your man, other women are also attracted to your man meanwhile your man is the type they air.
You’re fighting to keep someone that’s lucky to have you.
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When she eventually leaves his abuse and sues him. He’ll be on here telling us wyt women are out to destroy him.
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Marvel comic writers fantasised about the most advanced black African civilisation in the world and these people don’t hold elections, no, their supreme leader is decided through gidigbo.
T'challah is such a well written character that his net worth and his country's net worth are one and the same. If that isn't an African leader, I don't know what is.
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“When you grow up, you’ll understand our hatred for women”.
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How old do you have to be to hate Nigerian government?
You’re 24 years old and your whole personality is built around ‘hating men’ and seeing men as a ‘problem’. You don’t have aspirations? Hobbies? A life?
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I guess by the same token, racism doesn’t exist because wyt people manufacture the planes and run the airlines that black people use to travel abroad.
Since you people want to lie that women are oppressed by men and men are bad.
Here's a thread of things that made life easier for women that men invented.
Walk with me 👇🏾
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Almost drowned once at the beach, the slow realisation while you’re struggling against the current that these are your last moments, hoping someone will save you because you can’t save yourself.
I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
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Has anyone referred to Dayo Israel as “item 7”?
If dissing Toke is misogyny, what is dissing Dayo Israel? 👀👀
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Your husband is doing beggy beggy at work, someone is fine with sharing their food with him, so he’ll let the office rest.
You’re there getting triggered confusing pity for adoration.
That’s if this colleague exists and oga isn’t simply playing Jedi Mind Tricks.
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He works for Davido now
Face to face with Ka-aper, ancient Egyptian priest responsible for reciting prayers in temples about 4,500 years ago!
A sculptural masterpiece, this wooden statue with portrait-like facial features and inlaid eyes achieves a life-like quality.
Egyptian Museum Cairo
#Archaeology
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This conversation is going on like these men wanted to be faithful and these women went out of their way to seduce them.
These men are the ones chasing these women, admitting that they’re trapped in their marriages where they neither rate or love their partners.
Sleeping with someone’s husband knowingly and not wanting to take part responsibility is funny af can’t lie
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There’s another woman in the picture providing the happiness while another provides Labour.
A lot of men don’t see unhappiness as a deal breaker. Long as your needs are met, there’s a consistent routine, and everything is stable happiness is a tertiary issue
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@AustinRVXT
Tbh I was thinking of female socialisation. You’re with a man who can barely provide but you’re still breaking your back afraid he’ll be “stolen” because that is how you’ve been raised and that’s the same views she’ll impact on her daughters.
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The thing about being a celebrity is that the average person is willing to make excuses for you that they won’t make for the average person.
Cos if Davido was the avg Joe, not many people looking at his lifestyle would argue for him to have joint custody of any kid.
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Gave up on Christianity at 14. Fire was not burning any of my enemies.
My enemies were fellow Christians that were even living happier lives than me.
Realised then that the only effective tool of revenge was actual fire power.
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Nigerian’s relationship with God is transactional and based on securing wealth.
Just a bunch of people gathered at a religious event, with the mindset of “Im here so my sugadaddy in the sky will bless me”.
Money is their God.
As a nation; I can say we are actually religious, we love God. The turnout for Christ is always massive.
So, what is the problem? Where are we missing it? It always beats me.
God bless Nigeria.
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Pursuing PR in the UK through education is very high risk. Most people would end up just wasting money.
They’ll collect your money, when you graduate, you won’t find work, then once the student visa is over, you’ll go home.
That’s been the game since Theresa May.
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I don’t think there’s any biblical reference to cross over night.
Doubt God or whatever demons anyone’s facing, care for human measurements of time or the gregorian calendar that was only invented 4 centuries ago.
suddenly crossover night is no big deal, na una sabi. If you like you wey you and your mama nor get anything follow them shout say na just every normal day, the kind shege 2024 go cook your eye nor go believe am. Don't pray for the next year o, go sleep. Na every normal day.
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Ignorance from Nigerian youths living in the diaspora scares me cos I can’t be japaing to the abroad, spending money on all these taxes, for my kids to now be reasoning like someone in the village.
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Translation: He said “if he doesn’t have sex now, he knows the sex isn’t running away, he’ll have the sex later, so he’s not desperate for sex and is happy to just do other things unrelated to sex”.
my relationship with sex is such that i acknowledge non-specific future opportunities for the act enough that i'm happy to defer and just cuddle.
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Never met a Christian who was Christ-like.
You’re not more empathetic, you’re not the Red Cross, you’re not geniuses, you don’t have super powers, you can’t walk on water.
You’re just ordinary people.
You don’t believe Christ or God exists.
Yet you are shocked when I don’t act “Godlike” or “Christlike”
Issues.
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This is the same with castle battles.
Its Hollywood mythos that women are escorted to some safe room while the men do all the fighting.
In an actual castle invasion, your kingdom is on its last legs, every abled person, man, woman and child is fighting for their lives.
Did you know that the notion that women and children are priorities, so they’re saved first and have a higher chance of survival in shipwrecks is a myth?
🧵
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The level of hatred and contempt you can have for women where you can watch one being murdered and turn it to some story on submissiveness because you can’t empathise and recognise the humanity of the woman being killed.
I don't know what went foul here, having a short clip can't judge a subject. Domestic violence happens to be in all homes, depending on your address. Before I go further I should have opened up with my little experience. It happens to me, as a good trial, when you have an
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Can’t understand the appeal to Shallipopi. He’s neither rapping nor singing. He just says things, sometimes over and over on the beat.
It’s like if Ned Stark just went around repeating “winter is coming, a Lannister always pays his debts” on an amapiano beat.
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Parcel bomb? That’s quite extreme. Can you guys afford it?
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The church’s primary interest is the institution and sanctity of the marriage, not your welfare.
It will do its best to reconcile you with your abusive husband, same way Paul reconciled Onesimus to Philemon his slave master.
When you are in an abusive marriage, sometimes the worst place to go for help is your pastor or church leaders, especially in complementarian or Patriarchal churches. Why? Because they will assume that the man is the spiritual leader and you are being rebellious.
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Gotta indoctrinate kids into religion unless they won’t subscribe to it when they grow older.
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Not bad for 40
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Imagine telling Pastor Adeboye you passed off on the chance to pay him tithe of $10k for a lunch date with him.
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Anytime someone makes this excuse, you know they don’t actually watch Bond movies.
Bond doesn’t blend in. James Bond walks into every room and tells everyone within earshot “the name is Bond, James Bond”.
Then he jumps into a tank and drives it through the streets of Moscow
all I’m saying is a black James Bond can’t blend in or disguise himself successfully in Moscow
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Mirror picture thread
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But that’s historical fact. That’s not Demba Ba’s opinion.
Demba Ba describes Argentina as 'an asylum for former Nazis on the run'
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The smell in my house then. I wanted to die. I cleaned the litter box, spread the curtains, kept spraying air freshener in the house. I was so nauseous.
Eventually a cleaner showed me the cats had peed on the curtain to mark their scent. Cats that were not paying rent.
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@OkaforSteps
The 21yr old “kid” that spent his childhood with the dad? The mum manipulated the voice note the dad sent him to kill himself too abi?!
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Israel’s wife that’s only 21, dem done already show am shege 😭
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You’re angry, someone didn’t indoctrinate their own child into your religion and they’re able to think outside the box unlike you? lmao
Ghanaian musician, Mzbel, faces heavy criticism following her son, Okomfo Black’s interview where he reveals his perception regarding God and religion.
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@igboonaija
You’re an igbo man suffering marginalisation in Nigeria, with the flag of Israel who are marginalising Palestinians on their land.
What sort of conversations are we supposed to be having when you’ve already lost the plot?
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20yrs - 45yrs old , bless us with your picture/video. Let’s see you and appreciate God’s creatures.
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@ReeceWabara
@Forev3rPaid
Gone through your twitter page. Didn’t see any black models. They’re not black enough for you?
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IJGBs will be telling me their revolutionary business ideas that the avg Nigerian can’t afford and I’ll be telling them they would have better luck selling chivita and indomie but will they listen? No. They think selling chivita and indomie is beneath them. Ok o.
US returnee, Lola Akintola, arrived in Nigeria in 2014 ready to impact the country. She soon found an opportunity to do so by launching a tech-enabled breakfast business.
But four years later, she packed up and left and doesn’t see herself returning
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A month ago, people were in shock at Hamas killing women and children, a month later, the death of women and children at the hands of Israel is acceptable pragmatism.
A week or two ago, we were disputing if Israel bombed hospitals. Today, we’ve accepted Israel can bomb hospitals
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He now went to wine and dine with the business elite that wine, dine and laugh with the political elite. They now cornered him there.
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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I know our view of Nigeria is lagoscentric, but statistically speaking, an overwhelming number of Nigerians can’t even read, a lot of those that are literate, can’t read past Primary 2 level.
Nigerians that enjoy reading, even newspapers, are a small minority in comparison.
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Misogyny is so boring and predictable. What if she’s an assassin? What if she runs a drug cartel?
cooking food can’t get you this much money and material things, im sure you’re hiding behind the “chef” tag and doing other things lowkey.
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If you’re doing a bsc/msc program with the possibility of relocating, you’re better off doing it in Canada.
I don’t know why you guys are still applying to the UK.
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1. Wyt uni students not ironing their clothes, not cleaning their sneakers, showing up to class in pyjamas.
2. Homeless people having pets. How can you have a pet, if you have no home?
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It was after this event, I fully abandoned any hope in Nigeria.
This wasn’t the action of illiterates, these were Nigerians in school and then leadership couldn’t condemn it again.
Deborah Samuel's Killers Faced Camera, Bragged And Held A Matchbox – Amnesty International Slams Nigerian Government For Not Prosecuting Culprits Since 2022 | Sahara Reporters
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We need to criminalise tribalist statements like this as hate speech. Keep your foolishness within your house.
Listen to Jimi Adekanle as he narrated the last few days of Late Governor Akeredolu💔and the role of Betty the former First Lady of Ondo State.
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You wouldn’t leave your child with Davido and his entourage and you’re angry that someone else is making the same reasonable decision?
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“Hamas should be wiped out”. The 447 Palestinian children killed are also members of Hamas?
BREAKING: Officials in Gaza have provided a breakdown on those killed by Israeli airstrikes, reporting 1,417 deaths, including 447 children.
More than 1,300 Israelis have been confirmed dead since Hamas's attacks.
Live updates:
📺 Sky 501 and Virgin 602
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Average Nigerian isn’t living long enough to develop Alzheimers.
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I hope they didn’t miss out on the opportunity to speak on how the government has failed this couple who couldn’t afford the barest basics, despite being university graduates, and how their story is a microcosm of the much larger Nigerian society.
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@denbamber
@queenie4rmnola
@tan1999439
I would just like to point out that Hendrik Verwoerd, Prime Minister of Apartheid South Africa was assassinated by a white man.
Also a lot of the other African assassinations were sponsored by the CIA and other Western Imperialists, who are largely white.
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@HorizonsBae
@Divycuteness
I mean my tweet is on how many devious people understand people’s prejudices and projections and dress based on that.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@critgracetheory
Congrats. So happy for you.
Omo, so it started with someone waking up at 4:30am to cook food for her husband cos she heard one of his colleagues brought two spoons to work so he could share her food.
Then we found out she was pregnant and they didn’t have a fridge and bed.
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Why do you want to have sex with someone who’s clearly not interested in having sex with you?
If you’re not rapey, doesn’t that turn you off?
So begging for sex is now unlawful?
If men don't beg for sex, how do your own men have sex with you ?
You just give them sex because you are "mother Xmas" 🤷
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the oppression that doesn’t affect them.
People are progressive until you get them talking about____
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Misogyny is a very low hanging fruit. Not surprised.
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“This hole will favour me and my family”
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If life for women was so sweet, why was there a need for feminism to begin with?
I’m sorry but Feminism is everything but bitter. I studied the ideology behind the feminism movement in school and by 300 level, quite a number of us including guys wanted to be involved. It was a literature movement that grew into a rights movement. All these talks about tagging
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Isn’t Nicki Minaj married to a rapist? Didn’t Nicki use her money to terrorise her husband’s victim from coming out with her story? Is the feminist thing to support Nicki?
I hear Uloma is having fun breaking down these Drake and Kendrick disses. But when it’s Nicki, she’s an old, evil witch? That’s a feminist setting double standards against women, innit.
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Nigerians on average are anti-intellectual and its scary.
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When Jesus was on Earth 2000 years ago, December 31st didn’t exist as a date.
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Hope one day God tells her “you’re too cute for all this.”
Giving subs is one thing.
Lying is another.
Have you and I met or chatted before? What do you mean by "you've told me..."?
You can address your displeasure at me mentioning your wife without the lies. And since you want the photos, I will oblige.
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“Vikings” weren’t actually an ethnic group. It was a term coined by Scandinavians to define the act of leaving your hometown to raid other hometowns including stealing and raping.
The same way we use the term “pirates/piracy” today.
Vikings are white men native to Northern Europe. Warriors who conquered the world. Not thieves and rapists who made life a living hell for myself and other girls in Uni. With your white bear bear at your age. Useless lots!
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After wailing on and on about cancel culture. They don’t want to do the one that’ll actually get them cancelled 😂
I cant get over how theres multiple generations of comedians who say George Carlin is not only their favorite comedian but the BEST comedian ever, have exactly zero to say about whats going on. Just happily postin their little crowd work podcast character clips like nothin.
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Me I’ve been saying this thing since 2017. Nigeria is done. NGMI.
You can’t reboil spoilt rice and eat it. You throw it away.
What we need to do is put funds together, buy an abandoned Greek Island somewhere and call it “Wakanda”.
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“I can’t believe the person I want to capitalise off of, wants capital in return? What are we? Communists?”
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He was negging her, he wanted her desperate for his validation.
She’s 21 what can she realistically bring to a 38yr old person’s life? And if he’s so successful what’s his agbaya self doing in a gameshow for young adults? You’re almost 40 man 😭
The doctor really cooked 👀
He’s 38 and she’s 21.
I won’t lie, this is how most young women behave and then they end up losing a good man.
Your thoughts guys?
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Misogyny is interesting. Because on one hand Nigeria’s revenues are being mismanaged by a largely male dominated government structure to buy materialistic things to the detriment of the country but its women that only care about materialistic things.
Women of this age only care about materialistic things. — Music Executive, Dayo Adeneye tackles ladies
🎥:
@thehonestbunchpodcast
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You’ll post this one then call yourselves the superior gender because you can carry bag of cement.
2 things I have noticed, a lot of people engaging my tweet focused on the dating aspect. Anyways, that just an oversight. The real koko is that bat teen age, women develop mentally faster than men. Men do catch up later but it is what it is. For those who like to argue👇🏽
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@xm_muva
Im not a fan of sugabelly but I believe she was referring to Nigeria, which is where we both come from and she’s somewhat right.
Based on the history of oppression of Christians in the country and the tacit complicity of the govt, its reasonable to be scared of Islamic violence
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