You Just Had To Be There
@SlimWyldNReklez
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Gimme 3 tweets.... maybe even 4, you be wanting to follow a nigga
In The Wind
Joined August 2011
You can die a hero or live long enough to become a villain, I’m going with the 3rd option .Vanish and become a legend.
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Lol niggas ain’t seen Polio in 60 years and really got the nerve to ask if vaccines really work.
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She smiling cause she finna do it again soon as she get out
Grandmother arrested for slapping granddaughter with slipper, police say
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The purge means crime is legal for 24 hours the fact that y’all go straight for murder is weird to me.
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YALL!! I got this girl a burger from Five Guys and she ain’t wanna share her fries. Do you understand how GREEDY you have to to be to not share Five Guys Fries.
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The people at my job said I look like a Strong Ass Luigi 😔😔😔.
My overalls came!!! Lumberjack Slim in full effect
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We did everything they told us to do and then they changed the rules.
Why is our generation so unhappy?.
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I hope you ain’t driving!.
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Y’all be at Applebee’s rubbing y’all bootyhole in public??.
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I think it’s a typo fam, you said 6 wings for $20.
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Y’all did all this and nobody saw you but the P.E teacher.
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Y’all!! Why my job got Indeed blocked on the work computers 😭😭😭.
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You wanna talk about a CHOKEHOLD on the community… look no further
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When people try to be funny but you’re HILARIOUS >>>>.
“I couldn’t google you, you’re not there yet” LMFAOOO WHY OFFSET READ HER DOWN😭😭😭😭
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This must be what it look like when you have a baby on purpose.
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I got some aluminum free deodorant and baybeeee lemme tell you. I NEED all the aluminum.
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Nobody saw how all that stuff fell out the bottom 😭😭.
Don’t judge me, but I would definitely eat a peanut butter and jelly stuffed waffle.
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I just feel bad for her when she gotta do it herself in 3 days.
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What is the worst album cover of all time?💿.
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One person always gotta take it too far smh.
Direct Deposit : +$1400. Me: Fuck Plan B , We keeping it.
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I never understood the obsession with throwing people in the pool, like you’re scaring the bitches why would that be cool???.
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This this payback for the early 2000’s when skinny niggas was taking all the 4x’s.
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Never understood why y’all look down on domestic travel so much, it’s 50 states and cats ain’t been to 25% of em but wanna go to the same 3 places in Mexico in rotation.
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Any time money is added to the equation the product plummets.
I preferred Twitter when nobody was getting paid.
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Drake told y’all he dated Sza unprovoked but felt having a child wasn’t important.
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Lol this nigga look like Strep Throat.
TRIPPIE REDD denounces Pills/LEAN “IF IT AINT WEED WE AINT DOING IT NO MORE”
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Put this in for another 15-20, I fuck with the vision tho.
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Don’t nobody say this shit
The show: Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Black people: Uncle Phil.
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I tweet for black people who had a dishwasher growing up but wasn’t allowed to use it.
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Yall getting soft!!
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Lol budgeting is easy when it’s a cute hobby and not life or death.
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Those $30 round trip flights at the start of COVID.
Do y’all have a “one that got away” ??.
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Nobody: .Me at the cookout eating the fish fresh out the grease
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Imagine!!!… its 2013 The Air Bnb was $60 a night, the Uber was $7 each way, the Molly was pure and the Sour Diesel would put you in the dirt for 7 hours.
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She saying if you did the MINIMUM you’d get the ass, and you can’t even do that lol.
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The North remembers
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Me inside sleep while he twisting that crow bar in the rain
Being a grown man and waiting 45 minutes for another grown man to come change your tire. 😭.
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If you tryna scam and wipe out everyone debt follow me, people who wanna murder should stay away.
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The veneers to dentures pipeline gonna be CRAZY in 15 years.
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Bout to get mesothelioma.
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Diddy watching his Ring camera while his jet take off
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It’s called an onion booty cause it’s so nice it makes a grown man cry!! .We losing recipes!!.
Why would he say “she got a big ol onion booty” of all vegetables the smelly one???.
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I can’t stop laughing at how much smoke this Cop ain’t want
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New “cousin at the Pentagon” dropped.
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Women’s where my hug at is “you can’t speak?”.
No woman I know is asking niggas “where my hug at” 💀.
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They was 12 boo, let that go.
my middle school bullies compliment me now.
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When you flirting with ya twitter boo who live 600 miles away
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I’m one of the funniest people I know.
Do y’all be laughing at your own jokes? 😂.
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They got me on the university website looking crazy
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Y’all casted 3 salts??.
#SaltNPepa: @LifetimeTV sets the cast for the biopic limited series on the iconic rap group. Details:
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Me soon as she start wearing less and going out more
Niggas will follow your girl for 7 years looking for signs of trouble.
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She thought this was the VP of a prestigious condiment company….
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Grandma used to say “Three people don’t tell the same lie”.
Third Accuser Sues Sean “Diddy” Combs for Sexual Assault. Jane Doe plaintiff alleges Combs and singer-songwriter Aaron Hall took turns raping her and a friend after an event at Uptown Records in the early 1990s.
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??? This literally what we talking about as men 😂😂 he paid you back why bring it up??.
Gayle King says she loaned a man she was dating for 2 months $4,000 to cover his child support issue. “He paid it back on time, but I never looked at the relationship the same, I couldn’t get over it.” Via @thepivot
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Freshman year of college >>>.
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The whole place mine.
Why do ppl who live by themselves sleep in the living room 🤔🤔 What’s wrong with your bed ?.
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Dating 26-32 trash cause you got 2 weeks to propose before they say you wasting they time.
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That brownie REFUSED to cooperate, it was either raw or a brick no in between.
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Ain’t even gone lie… this a decent deal.
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1.5-72 hours depending on the vibe.
How many hours is a first date?.
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Remember ladies, men who are mean to women but not you are still mean to women… it’s just not your turn yet.
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Women who date homeless niggas not my type, even if I’m the homeless nigga lol.
Should have married her.
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Every woman know 3 safe niggas she could be with and have the world right now but she know she gonna be bored and unsatisfied.
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That ain’t no regular beating, he paid for that.
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Gettin back into stocks!! I know it’s gonna be some white collar crime going on and I’m gone eat!!.
So what yall gon do if that man become president again.
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Shidddd ain’t nobody listening to yall
Is it ghetto to bring your air fryer to a hotel for a work trip?.
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I still can’t get over Condolla getting pregnant and telling Lawrence she wasn’t ready with her ex husband but she’s ready with him, a nigga she just met 2 months ago… EXCUSE ME!!?.
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Women obsession with wanting a man who is mean to women is so strange to me.
why this lady post her man helping some women who had a flat tire and the comments was not having it. told her all about him cheating and being friendly…like?
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The worst part about ya meat going soft is the second they say “is everything ok!?” It go softer!! 😂.
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@Roddy_PipeHer Even people I don’t like I’d only want to maim so they have to live with the memory of me.
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Too short honestly, if we vibed for 5 you might as well kick it all day wit me.
5 hour dates is crazy no??.
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I hate that these be in kids museums cause they don’t even appreciate it!! 😭😭.
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I’m so happy I enjoyed life to the fullest when it was cheap!!! I couldn’t imagine being 23 right now.
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Ghosting is self care, Fuck how you feel about it.
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I hope I have a wife who likes to travel travel, like not destination travel, but get up and go travel. We not doing nothing and just go to Portland Maine for a couple of days cause flights was cheap and they got good Lobster.
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We not gonna sit on this app and pretend 20 year olds and 30 year olds are at the same place in life.
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I was on a date and we ordered some Guacamole the girl paused and was like Can I double dip? I told her “I just had my tongue in ya ass if you’n dip that damn chip”.
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Do anti-vaxxers also hate antibiotics or is the government only tryna poison you when you don’t have chlamydia ??.
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What are some of your goals for your physical self this coming year?.
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When I was 13 I tricked my grandma into getting me Pastor Troy cd by telling her he was a gospel artist.
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Pistol whipped for being flyer than the birthday boy <<<<.
If niggas acted how females act in friendships, the murder rate would be much higher. You bitches are insufferable.
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You’ve done this twice in 48 hours… you might be the only 50 year old on Twitter.
Let me try this again *clears throat 50Fine Thread. Soul train line💃🏽💃🏽👀👀👀 where my 50 Fine women at!!! 👀👀👀Post up before it gets too cold out here! Oh and men can yall wait for the women to get in the room first😂😂😂😂dang😍😍😂😂thirstys
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Hope everyone uses 2024 to play by their own rules… safely lol.
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I live on my mama couch and the amount of women pressing me for a relationship these past 5 months has been CRAZY 😭😭.
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Just described Applebee’s.
There should be 30+ clubs. The music be turned up but not TOO loud. They got a ppl cap so you got distance between folks, a nice hefty varied menu. PLENTY of seating and ain’t no servers walking round half naked hassling you bout hookah. And it’s closed by 10pm. I’d go. Lol.
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Not y’all bout to start sipping Paul Masson niece, Pauline.
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You can!! It’s just more important things to worry about.
Damn so if im homeless, I can’t think ppl ugly???.
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I wish more people made this statement and had this conversation.
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They usually don’t tow!.
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What do y’all think 200 pounds looks like!? 😂😂.
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How y’all day going!?
Why I just went flying off the treadmill like on Americas Funniest Home Videos.
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I wish more people had the “we’re not ____ compatible” conversation. Whether that be sexually, intellectually, financially or whatever… rip the bandaid off and get it out the way.
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Missy was on Hot Boys BEGGING .“Where do you live? Is it by yourself? Can I move with you? Do you need some help!? I COOK BOY!!” 😂😂.
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If you locked in you don’t even notice other people forreal.
Who tf really finna just talk to 1 person ? 😒.
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Shiddddd if y’all be at the job tryna get another job gone head and follow me.
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This hilarious cause I read 97 and my old ass is wondering how you 14 teaching kids.
I told my students I was born in 1997 & you would think I told them I was once a slave.
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Take that Tweety Bird shirt off when you riding me, I knew you was 250 when I text you to come over.
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A 2 man is not a double date 😭😭.
Y’all know double dates are childish as fuck that’s why y’all started calling them “2 mans”.
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