Bronze Fury
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Sorta like Socrates in a Soccer Tee. M.I. like Ọkpara, meets M.I. Like Abaga. #Neurodiverse
ABV/DMV/ENU
Joined June 2010
It needs to be discussed how a lot of us were socialised to think anything in Arabic is automatically Islamic.
As a Christian why the fuck are you saying Almamdulilah?.
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You people make me feel like I imagined it. When I joined this place I was a teenager and we would tweet good morning and damn near everyone following you would reply.
Who started their twitter when they were teenagers and now they in their 20s and 30s??????.
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I love children because whoever you are outside, is your bloody business 😂.
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This reminds me of when me, A business student, wrote a business plan for my engineering major gf and that was her only F that semester. See the house was mad quiet.
China father cries after tutoring son daily for 1 year & he scores 6/100 for math exams
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This is the city Tiffany Haddish is surprised she saw a supermarket in.
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This nigga went to the palace in t-shirt and shorts. Success has many friends but failure is an orphan.
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Of all the false prophets he's my favourite cuz he doesn't even pretend to care about the gospel.
Pastor Tobi celebrating his birthday in London. Rick Ross, has 24 hours to respond 😂🤔
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Sorry please, where is Apple watch.
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The hill I will die on is that Math is not only fun, but everyone can learn it, you just gotta find a teacher to break it down the way YOUR brain sees it, not the way theirs does.
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Houston Texas *.
You just know one of her sons is named Emeka, lives in the UK and calls her every morning.
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Eh ehnnnnnnn .So big now! .You will not remember me .Last time I saw you, you were like this 👦🏼.
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I hope Wizkid is ok. I'm sure all of this is new to him, uno, dropping a song the date you actually said you would.
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My former boss said "Nobody fit resemble you reach pikin wey you born outside" 😂😂😂😂😂.
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You nerds love this kind of clickbait. A simple Google search will tell you this is BS. Apart from the fact that the divorce was settled 2 years ago (very quickly cuz of an iron-clad prenup), she is, and always has been, richer than him.
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I dunno how he has a baby face but also looks like a proud Igbo father at his sons visiting day.
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The Igbo man in me is appalled that you people don't Gas your women up. My babe fit blink twice and I'll start shouting if God made anything more beautiful than you he must have kept it for himself cuz human eyes have not seen it.
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How can you marry a prince and find out he's broke. Prince Harry na Abuja boy, Wallah.
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Apart from him already judging her while knowing nothing about her, for me personally, she dodged a bullet. He's 17 years older than her and wants to start the relationship with her proving her worth to him? . Baby girl dodged a bullet fr.
The doctor really cooked 👀. He’s 38 and she’s 21. I won’t lie, this is how most young women behave and then they end up losing a good man. Your thoughts guys?
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Americans have a problem with the word "fine"? . For the umpteenth time, the American education system must pay for its crimes.
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I swear to God, Wizkid doesn't have any love song. He has songs you can use to lie to babes, but that's it.
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What's crazy to me is Radio Biafra warning Igbos in Lagos this was going to happen all week.
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Dr Dipo asked why Obi hasn't condemned IPOB, they replied him with video evidence and instead of retweeting it, he deleted the whole conversation. Now he is tweeting concern for the Economy of the SE because he wants the country to be like Lagos🥺.
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You incels disgust me. This or That so that your brothers in arms can join you to slut shame someone that didn’t do anything to you. I hope you mistake your aboniki for your vaseline when you try to rub one out before you sleep alone tonight.
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Police lights on a Maybach is the most Igbo shit ever😂.
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If my Homie sells his Lexus for a Honda id be worried. 5 rolls Royce?? To a Honda? . You hate that man. You are an evil plague.
"People are learning management. My friend used to have 5 Rolls Royce but he now drives a Honda Accord" — Tinubu.
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We are going to have to Write IELTS for a very long time.
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Obi lost one presidential election. Atiku has been losing since 1993. You have an unnatural allegiance to losers.
Well, Obi has lost two Presidential elections in a row, he’ll lose in 2027 again. I wonder how many elections he’ll lose for You to understand that people just don’t resonate with him. Because it’s definitely a low IQ contribution if “Atiku loses” but “Obi gets rigged out”.
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I remember reading my ADHD diagnosis and seeing how severe my case is and being filled with pure rage. Every report card in my life called me absent minded, lazy and playful. They all saw something but didn't know what they were looking at. The system failed me. And so many of us.
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Loving your parents from afar is a different relationship. My Mommy is actually a cute babe from far. Na when she near, shout no go gree person see the cuteness.
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Dear Chinedu, next time while addressing any king in Yoruba land you remove your cap. T-Thanks!
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That man had 5 kids on a woman he knew before all the others but Morris Monye said she didn't endure anything cuz Tuface has money nauwww. Not only are we never gonna make it, we aren't even interested in making it.
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Odumodu Pink, pls.
WITH A BLUE PASSPORT, SHOW ME YOUR OWN ODE
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Muhammadu Buhari is not a fool, he is deliberate and wicked. He knows how to very carefully choose his words when he's asked to condemn Boko Haram and fulani herds men and also knows how to threaten violence and isolation on my people. Consistently.
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I'm still crying at this cuz this means she thinks Iphones in Nigeria were made by innoson.
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I think about him a lot.
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?. I'll start:
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T'challah is such a well written character that his net worth and his country's net worth are one and the same. If that isn't an African leader, I don't know what is.
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I'll never forget watching the men who built America, when Edison and Co showcased a house with electricity for the first time the governor of new York was their first customer. He ordered for the entire new York city. Our leaders would have put it in their house and said safe.
Nah. Fuck that. All of you that cussed me out for that Black man tweet I made are really mad people. Glad I blocked most of you. These races can get electricity in a desert and we are still struggling with NEPA in major cities. Really mad.
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Atiku said
I sincerely sympathise with President Bola Tinubu, @officialABAT, over this unfortunate incident as he was set to review the parade on Democracy Day. I do hope that all is well with him. -AA
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It's very on brand for Nigerians to think this. We aren't wired to choose Happiness over Status and Access.
Prince Harry fucked up sha. I sha hope he finds happiness in his own path.
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I vaguely remember when Wiz had a spat with his first baby momma and she posted their conversations. Mans wanted to do something with his first born child and had to text the mother to ask for the child's full name. Dem still defend that one.
That’s how they defend not knowing details about their children too. Date of birth you don’t know, allergies, food/hobbies they like nkor? You don’t know cos na you “hustle” pass but let them ask you the full squad from 06 of your favorite club first. 😂.
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This nigga dating "Nice Nice!".
Awww, my woman came over and prepared my favorite meal again. Can't wait for this my single life to end!🥰
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Lmaoo you said Oyedepo outsells JK Rowling. Unless intellectual has a different meaning, we weren't accusing you of that Boss.
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In Essence Tems was singing "You don need no other bodyyyyy" at the top of her lungs and then the camera switches to Wiz, in the car, with 3 other babes, talmbout "say Na me dey mess up her mind" . A villain.
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Ngl if I get to my suite in heaven and it looks like this, Me and St Peter go get incident.
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I hope say my future wife know say I go be one of the children sha. Nanny: Madam! It's raining and the children are playing football outside . Wife: WHAT?! Where is their father?? . Nanny: In the goalpost.
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This man is a song writer, has given us love songs in 3 different decades and he said "make we do another 10 years". She said forever he said "Ehn step by step". My fokin chest.
“Make we do another ten years” . When 2face proposed to Annie again on Young Famous and African. They only did five out of the ten.
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I hate that once there is mysoginy on the tl, if an Igbo man isn't there, he's on his way 😭.
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As per from the airport, to her hotel, they were supposed to give her hoe and cutlass to harvest her chow.
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Not him giggling with people in the replies talmbout what I ordered vs what I got. Disgusting scenes.
This is such a heartbreaking and false narrative. As a video director, I carefully selected models for this shoot (through an agency) based on their online portfolio and pictures but the reality was starkly different. The model didn't match the vision or the storyboard.
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Davido works Hella hard and supports people around him and God is just prospering him. A king.
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Baby that's on you. Your mates dey cheat x.
I Didn't Have Sex For Six Years Because Fani-Kayode @realFFK Could Not Perform In Bed—Former Minister's Ex-wife Tells Court | Sahara Reporters
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Niggas that don't believe their own mother is part of the family because she can remarry are now saying marrying an Igbo man is enough to erase whiteness. My chest.
She is not a white woman. She is Igbo. She is married to an Igbo man with kids come on.
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@peterbunor11 @2Cobey2 If you bet against Tom Brady in a super bowl you deserve to lose your home.
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So remember to eat right and work out so your body can last.
Before you start using your body to settle financial needs, always remember there is no end to financial needs.
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This the most Igbo shit I've ever seen in my life. I have to Stan.
eKENedilichukwu at the Barbie Premiere. #BarbiethemovieNg #myBarbievibe #BarbiePremiereNg .@filmhousecinemas @filmoneng
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Reading this felt like walking around a buffet. A little bit of this, a lot of this, a dash of that.
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Love this woman more everyday. No turning back oh, if her love for me finish I go Hotspot her from my own side.
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Odumodu has been telling women their body is not their own since he was broke. It's not when he has money you will defeat that kind of seasoned misogyny.
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I NEED audio of the Accent Drake used this night. NEED.
The DSS boys and Drake celebrate Daniel Kaluuya’s first Oscar Win for Best Supporting Actor 🏆
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Not only are we negotiating with terrorists but we are also not supposed to call them criminals so we don't hurt their feelings. I hate it here.
"DON'T ADDRESS THEM AS CRIMINALS IF YOU WANT THEM TO SUCCUMB" - SHEIKH AHMAD ABUBAKAR GUMI ON BANDITS . Watch the full interview here:
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We know it's not easy na why we no pretend to run am.
I wonder why people are hating on Dammy bro if it’s easy run it now.
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I've left the streets sha. No, I ain't find nobody, I'm just Elderly and tired abeg.
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All her Opps are Dead. Good girl no dey pay!.
look at her 😭😭😭 even she can’t believe she went from side chick to queen 😭
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You can pick any random woman at all and slut shame her, say she slept around to get what she has and Nigerians will line up to scream "Ehen!".
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Nah. He's a perfect rep. That's exactly how they are bro. And that's the problem.
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His family has said his death had nothing to do with the accusations but you lot are determined to make him the martyred patron saint of incels.
This is Izu Mmadubueze, in 2020, he committed suicide becos one girl who behaves and acts like Chiamaka falsely accused him of rape, after she made advances on him just like Chiamaka made to Uzoneki. Nigerians don't allow these bitter souls give Uzoneki, the mmadubueze treatment
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I just remembered I took someone's daughter to chow buffet at Hilton for second date and she told me she likes me as a friend, I said I take my friends to chicken republic.
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A 26 year old wrote a will because he was scared for his life and his father thinks it's doctored cuz he doesn't like the contents. Poverty is so violent man. It robs people of so damn much. Kai.
I was surprised to find out that 26-year-old Mohbad left a will when 56-year-old me does not have one — Late Mohbad’s dad, Mr. Aloba.
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One Billion USD every. Day. 365 Billion USD in a year? . I hate what Nigerians do with numbers man.
It’s good that we are all finally coming to this realization. Close to $1Bn are staked everyday in a country as poor as Nigeria and total winning amount to less than 3-5 percent of total pot.
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Funniest shit I've seen in enugu is a sign that said "This house is not for sale, beware of fraud and Uche my son".
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They said he's ss2 boy coded and I can never unsee it.
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Bad Marriage for life was a play on bad boys for life, a 40+ joke but Nigerians said "let us not attach curse to ourselves".
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You can outgrow someone and not hate them. You can outgrow someone and still communicate that, still treat them with dignity. They're not the same at all.
And yet it’s okay for people to “outgrow” their boyfriends?.
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With no context whatsoever, not even a name or profile, you're calling him the best man she might ever have. The dedication to defending men you don't know is incredible.
Imagine losing the best man you might ever have because of his love for a musician.
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I still think about that tweet that said if killing the first born Egyptians didn't work, God's next plan was to flood Egypt with Broke Babes.
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@CO_Chiamaka They were already writing think pieces on how this will inspire women to get back in the kitchen😂😂😂😂😂.
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