Ogechukwu OnyeLife💯
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BVN - Biometrics
Immigration - Biometrics
Drivers license - Biometrics
NIN - Biometrics
INEC registration - Biometrics
Election Day:
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From your lips to God's dustbin.
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If GIG buy this kain bus, dem go begin call their driver Astronaut.
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Should Peter Obi win, he should include VP Osibajo's photographer in is team.
He's the only one who took his role seriously in this administration.
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UCL was never watched at home. Never.
Yes dstv dey. Light dey. But you still head to viewing center on your street, pay ₦100 to watch 3 - 5 matches all at the same time.
90mins later, you're heading home, shirtless with your voice gone.
That was what UCL nights meant for us.
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You see his choice of location? A complete ghetto. Where hunger is at its peak.
It's a weapon and they'll use it to their advantage with full force.
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As soon as David Hundeyin reach house, he go open new folder for laptop name am "Zimbabwe".
I Don dey pity him first target in advance.
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Hanks Anuku was the Idan before Idans in Nollywood
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I don't think Shola is empowering men.
He demeaning towards women most times. Nothing worth celebrating.
If being demeaning towards women translates to becoming more confident as a man then, questions should be asked.
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I hope you're heartbroken before going into that studio? I expect nothing less.
Thanks
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If you and you're teammates have the balls, you guys should stage a walkout against Cameroon on Saturday as a form of protest against the killings in Plateau state and the general insecurity all over Nigeria.
Let the embarrassment go round.
💔🙏 A Heartfelt Plea for Peace in Plateau 💔😭
Dear Plateau Family and Nigerians as a whole,
Our state is hurting, and we need to come together. The fights, the killings– it's too much. We are all one big family, no matter our religion. Most families in Plateau have both
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Up next: me vs your ụmụnna
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When Omojuwa got married, many of your favs here were in attendance. Others where on Twitter promoting hashtags and shinning teeth.
Same man is whitewashing and praising Mc Oluomo and your favs are silent.
See, 2023 will expose every single one of you frauds. Every single one.
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The day MC Oluomo campaigns for Lagos State governorship election, best believe that your Youkay educated peeps here will campaign for him.
Top of the list is Dipo and Omojuwa
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If we're being honest, he shouldn't be doing a review of anything.
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You left Nigeria to the USA. Now you live and work there.
You interact with people from different parts of the world because the USA is culturally diverse.
Despite this, your problem is getting worked up because your kinsman gave his child an English name. Why???
You ignored
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"GRV is not a Lagosian"
"GRV is Igbo"
"GRV is an IPOB apologists"
"GRV is a Biafran"
"GRV has an Igbo wife"
"GRV is a bigot"
" GRV hates Yoruba"
"GRV is not a Yoruba"
Me on the 11th of March for LP:
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Before you can do this, you need to place the order and have it delivered to you before you can drop a review and rating
But most of you are very broke and depend on the 36k/month stipend so you can't afford these book.
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If you no mentor her well - Nga
Okay on a serious note, can someone put me in touch with her family? If she really wants to be a lawyer, I’m ready to mentor her 🙏🏽❤️
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Enugu people na the weakest link for this coming elections.
Okpa, coke and egwu ogene, dem go vote for PDP.
We need to make sure this doesn't happen.
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Abia (Aba) - Industrial hub
Anambra (Onitsha) - Commercial hub
Enugu - Tech hub (powered by Okpa na Coke) 👀
Imo - The entertainment hub
Ebonyi - Agriculture
I don't think this is too much to ask.
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Onye dere "Two baddies for Ikenna" n'ime list ụmụnna?
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Lagos weh start to dey run business with Portuguese men centuries ago, dey enjoy development and influx of funds from left and right, frauds on Twitter Wan twist am say na "brilliant governors" of Lagos make the state progress.
Akụkọ ndị ọsọ afia.
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Here's how I "flew" from Lagos to Anambra last night 🤭🤭🤭.
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It's not a crime to vote a party other than PDP or APC.
Don't listen to anyone telling you that other parties don't have the "political structure".
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When this one gets bad, you insert felele inside and then pump it. It becomes double leather.
Trenches >>>>>>
I miss those days😁...Indomie generation can't relate. Some of us were once club owners o....🤫😂
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60 year old me at a club in Awka after leaving my wife and kids Canada 🌚
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You just know one of her sons is named Emeka, lives in the UK and calls her every morning.
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Where is Jack? Has he said anything? Because he's always acting like he's neutral but it's glaring where his heart it.
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St Mary's catholic church isolo, lagos state will be holding its
@inecnigeria
PVC registration from 27th to 30th June 2022. If you stay around there, use this opportunity to get your PVC!
Pass it by retweeting.
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You're actually one Jack.
No matter how hard you try to make it seem funny, water it down or form neutrality you're one.
It was evident before and after the elections, it is still is.
Your response to this issue is just one out of many..
Jack, you are one. Own it.
Yes we all see through him, he thinks he’s sleek.
He is a tribal bigot and that quote screams bigotry from a mile away.
I mean how dare he correct something that’s obviously fake. E pa! E pa! E pa!
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On the $20m investment by Peter Obi when he was Governor of Anambra State, he himself said that amount is worth over $100m today.
Governor Soludo only debunked reports that the statement came from him.
So why the whole mental gymnastics?
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This guy and Letter to Jack wear the same APC underwears and sit on the same fence to tweet.
Frauds
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This one weh Ned dey hammer on gun matter.
He Don strike deal somewhere?
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"Nyem Gulder na Azu"
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@chimdiasika
I have no problem with accents. None atall. Mine is the delivery. He gives no information.
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You see this heat, I'm going to battle it with heat.
Hot custard for dinner.
Make we use sweat kill each other.
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Because before she was born, she was Igbo. Not Nigerian.
And it's Chief Chimamanda, tupu m welu eriri ke gi na Nkwo Nnobi.
Chimamanda: Declines national honours, accept village chieftaincy title.
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Onye Life Aguluzuezechukwu 💯
Eze Ụtaba na Aguata
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Wrote ICH 451 exam in my final year. I failed brilliantly & got an extra year scholarship.
Wrote the same paper during my extra year & failed with flying colors
I met one of my fav lecture and said "if I write this course 10times, I'll fail it 20 times"
Department cleared me.
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A hill I'm willing to die on is that men of the past were much more intelligent than we are now.
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Asides the Oba of Benin, Obi of Onitsha, Ooni of ife and Emir of Kano, a very good number of so-called royalties in Nigeria are just thugs and land grabbers who found their way up.
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Your candidate is on a Muslim - Muslim ticket and you see no issue with it.
My candidate is on a Christian - Muslim ticket and he's going around churches to meet with the common Nigerian and you have an issue with it.
Like Arinze said, we will milk all the Christan votes.
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+1 ✨🍻🎂🎉🥳
Happy Birthday Onye Life. You're one hell of a guy.
Keep it up. 😂
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Guess who?
Hint: All his classmates died in the Biafran war
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Ifeoma tweeted her civil wedding pictures some days ago. You lot descended on her tweet and made her delete it.
Today, the same thing is being done to the tweet below.
Guess the gender doing this? Men. Same as last time.
You lot are embarrassing and it's disappointing to see.
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So Anambra shares a border with River state? A town called Akili-Ogidi.
First time realizing this.
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Peter said he was going to court with evidence.
You guys are here spinning numbers here every day.
Can't we chill and wait for this to play out? it's not so much to ask.
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Delete that nonsense you're about to tweet. Today isn't the day to be sanctimonious when it comes to women visiting/spending the night or a few days at home with their partners. Today is about the fact that there's a reoccurring problem of Nigerian women getting killed for
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Me stepping out of my Aguluezechukwu Mansion in my Rolludo Royschukwu.
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Soludo is so stupid.
His appearance at the Presidential inauguration tells you alot about his motives with the letter he wrote.
He didn't see it fit to visit the neighbouring states holding their own inauguration today instead he went off to Abuja.
It tells you alot.
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Happy birthday
@ujuu_nwa
(and me as co celebrant👀). Welcome to 30!
Things to note
1. Your back will start paining you
2. It will take you 5 hours to wake up during the week and 7 hours during the weekend.
3. You are to pay me 50k weekly from next week
God bless you abundantly!
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It's one thing for us to register for our PVC, it's another thing for the cards to be available for collection when due.
I hope INEC doesn't mess up when it's time.
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Akwamozu Ofe Onugbu >>>>>>>
Especially when the deceased is over 80yrs.
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The southwest, since 1999 has never been pro PDP yet they have a say in National matters.
The southeast on the other hand has strongly backed the PDP since 1999 and we've got nothing to show for it. No single thing.
Annoying part? Some people from the SE are justifying it!
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If Buhari no dey save for him state, na you Wan dey safe?
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2 out of the 5 Polling units where I voted in Ago.
PU 022
APC - 23
LP - 198
PDP - 3
PU 069
APC - 5
LP - 207
PDP - 2
Ago Palace, Obidients as always. Never in doubt.
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Sit down at the back
Use STAR crate as the table
Soup on ur left hand, 2 wraps akpu on the crate.
Half bag of hot pure water by ur right leg, crate of hot beer by ur left leg
Belt loosened & Phone ringing but Fuck it.
Oh...You're also pleading with ur bus driver to wait a bit.
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Lagos is the ghetto & will always be.
Parked outside Oniru beach because inside was filled up only to come out now to see that 3 of my tyres & that of everyone who parked outside have been deflated.
Apparently, a guy called "Ajassa" gave the order for it to happen.
Like wtf?
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Sha don't spank an Onitsha girl before ọ mawa gị anya n'elu bed.
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Hello
@lufthansa
One of your Nigerian employee is currently denying a young man from checking in his bags by demanding the details of his flight booking. That's harassment.
His sister who booked the flight has provided receipt , credit card details and a...
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There is nothing worth studying about his politics. Nothing.
Politics where the masses suffer significantly and a select few are rewarded with riches isn't worth studying. Not now, not ever.
Go and study it and take it you your ACTUAL country. They will appreciate it there.
Tinubu should open a school of Politics for the youths. His strategy for the past 23 years is worth studying.
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Chinwoke Mbadinuju was elected on what platform? PDP
Still the most useless Governor we've had in Anambra State. Makes Willie look like a Monk.
Look at Abia and Enugu state. PDP states. Complete Shambles.
Imo State doesn't make the list. There are nonexistent at this point.
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Me placing an order for Yoruba and Hausa bodies for my house party this weekend.
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If na Remi Tinubu, she for dey find who she go bully.
Incoming First Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Mrs. Margaret Obi.
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The 2nd Niger bridge captures how insignificant we have been as a region to PDP.
You award a project and couldn't execute for whatsoever reason. Your opposition had to start and complete it.
Would a project that huge be awarded in the SW, or North and be left alone??
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Me interview Mr. Gbadebo
Me: So Mr Governor, as Nwafor Igbo, do you have net singlet?
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I have a deep hatred for Igbo Politicians.
Except for Peter Obi obviously and more recently Alex Otti.
Every other one, I hate hate hate hate them.
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Agu 🦁
Quote this tweet with that one picture or clip that made you scream "na wa oo God de create!"
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I am here.
Why are you shouting my name? Na me first give woman Belle???
Wahala Don happen for lege’s hook up platform, Ogechukwu don give person belle run away 😭😭😂
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Two random guys from Anambra
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Kanayo sacrificed human bodies and still thanked God
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The day I will see PO, na panel beater dem go use comot me from him body.
From there na Force Headquarters to lock me up.
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"51 Iweka road Onitsha and 1/3 Pounds road Aba"
This is rich coming from a tribe that will bath the dead body and give the water to the wife to drink before stripping her off of her husband’s property.
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Peter Obi needs to sit down and take a crash course on beef and hating from Mummy Bucknor.
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Something needs to be done abt Igbo women being perpetrators of child abuse.
8/9 out of 10 times we see a case here, it's an Igbo woman.
How their husband's do nothing about this is Shameful too. Fa pụọ niiro kita, a ná e tu fa afa, mana na ụlọ, complete mute.
Embarrassing
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It's disturbing to see that whenever there's a case of domestic violence against children, they are mostly Igbo women.
What are their community leaders doing about this? Ma ndị ụmụnna ma ndị umuada. What are they really doing about this?
How can you even do this to someone’s child for God’s sake! What is wrong with some women??
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