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@wanza_
Emily
1 year
I wish we had counterfeit cars. I'd comfortably drive a Joop
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Emily
3 months
This man has never had an index number. Let that sink in.
@K24Tv
K24 TV
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‘Gen Zs don’t understand Finance Bill 2024’ – MP Sudi
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@wanza_
Emily
2 years
Hii ni chai ama ni pilau?
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@wanza_
Emily
4 years
@nypost Masks are mandatory, schools are closed, bars are closed. Gatherings were banned for a while (now it's a 100 max), house parties are banned. we are hand-sanitizing everywhere we go (mandatory for malls/shops). You guys believe you're oppressed because you're forced to wear masks
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@wanza_
Emily
5 years
Unanunua laptop ingine.
@Mwihakiii
Max 🇰🇪
5 years
Guys, ukireport lost laptop kwa polisi, what next?
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Emily
11 months
Imagine dropping a name like "Kenyatta" for "Mwangi?". Who the hell is Mwangi?
@BCRealityy
🔴 Black Conspiracy Reality 🔴
11 months
Why Mandela daughters don't change their Surname when thy get married?
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@wanza_
Emily
7 months
When KPLC fails to send the token, just get it through *977#. Utakatwa 10 bob though
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@wanza_
Emily
8 months
Mnaongea juu ya Rama... Baby Mama wa Mike Mondo anaskiaje? They had 2 daughters and an infant. He left the infant at 2 weeks ....
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@wanza_
Emily
5 years
Umepona? Sitaki kuongelesha mgonjwa vibaya.
@CKirubi
Chris Kirubi (Tribute Page)
5 years
What kind of Kenya would you like to see in the future? Each one of us has to get involved and contribute to the bright future we all hope for. You cannot be an observer in your own country if you want to see real change. #AskKirubi
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@wanza_
Emily
6 months
I repeat, if we found out someone was a pediatrician and the entire time their tweets are "fuck them kids" you guys would be baying for his blood. . Mbiti is a midwife who hates women. How do you not see a problem with that?
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@wanza_
Emily
1 year
the gvt needs baddies coz what is this?
@awkariuki
Ann Kariuki
1 year
In Dallas Texas. Sisemi kitu
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Emily
2 years
Hii story by the way imenifanya nikafikiria. 2013 I was young, first job, in a bedsitter.. Saa hii Niko kwangu, kwa shamba yangu, my own car...and a hawker online . Watu hutoka mbali. Wacha nimanifest Mercedes.
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@wanza_
Emily
10 years
"Women should leave some things to the imagination. " What do you imagine is under our clothes? The bridge to Terabithia? Devilled eggs?
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@wanza_
Emily
4 years
"unalala ndio upate nguvu ya kuenda kunisema kwa daktari."
@Orahh_x
Oratile
4 years
I think therapy with parents should be a thing.
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Emily
1 year
Kids in school being punished for not having the right school uniform or books.. Like, it's not their fault. Unamchapa atoe vitabu wapi na wazazi wamekataa kunua?
@KhulumaniSibisi
Phumajongosi
2 years
What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? 🤔
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@wanza_
Emily
3 months
Your over achiever can go to hell.
@ruth_karauri
Ruth Karauri
2 years
Heh! The pressure of being married to an over achiever 😅. I have to keep trying to better myself daily to keep up with him. Congratulations @KarauriR
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Emily
3 months
Clearly hauna shida ya macho..
@Fbillionaire__
Wolf of 420 Street
3 months
Loresho Eye Hospital kuna fine nurses diambo
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@wanza_
Emily
4 years
No Kenyan says this.
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@wanza_
Emily
7 months
Akufunge hivi halafu umskie akipigia Kamau akuje na canter wabebe vitu. 😭
@graygetitwetter
I talk shit.
7 months
Ik it’s 7 in the morning but hear me out….
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Emily
1 year
@RamzZy_ Zero mileage. For like 250k.
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@wanza_
Emily
3 months
Mnakumbuka tulicheka tukajikuta tukilipa thao for IDs...
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@wanza_
Emily
1 year
This is happening quite a lot. Be safe, besties. Reminder to fall down the stairs at least once every month.
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@wanza_
Emily
11 months
I still insist... showing anyone the message after you have fulizad.
@carltonkitheka1
Post Carlone
11 months
Something that feels embarrassing, but shouldn’t be? Being carried by a nduthi playing loud music 😭
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@wanza_
Emily
3 years
Anyway, just remembered the first time nilienda Kiambu town only to find out it's a street. 😂😂😂
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@wanza_
Emily
5 years
Dear Probox and Fielder drivers. Even the queen indicates.
@SkyNews
Sky News
5 years
The Queen was spotted for the first time since the Duke and Duchess of Sussex revealed they were stepping down as senior royals. Read the latest here:
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Emily
5 years
I wanted to say something about his legs but then I remembered he's the one in Jamaica and I'm not.
@DonaldBKipkorir
Donald B Kipkorir
5 years
Dear Kenya ... Greetings from Montego Bay, Jamaica ... I’ve the greatest respect for Jamaica ... Urban Planning is respected ... Houses are built between trees ... No traffic jam .. No litter in streets ... No Kiosks .... No slums ... And it’s a Black Nation.
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Emily
4 years
Mlisema foreigners wakirudi kwao September tunahamia Lavington tukapange skyplast, basins/makarai na magunia ya makaa kwa balcony?
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@wanza_
Emily
4 years
Halafu utapata mtu amewekelea mkebe ya steelwaya na sabuni hapo kwa windowsill
@Mileswood_
THE MARATHON CONTINUES
4 years
Imagine doing dishes with that view 💚
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Emily
9 months
Heheheh. Naona mnadiscuss venye wasichama wana abort before they're married.... Your wives are regulars at Marie Stopes. Thought you should know. xx.
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Emily
2 years
Activism should make people as uncomfortable as possible. To make them talk. Kudos to her.
@Kenny_Kyp
Local Man💥™
2 years
This is the most disgusting and gross picture of the year. No sane person in the world has ever gone to such extents. How does it feel as the kids of such a mother? Anyways, we're enjoying the fruits of empowerment. Hail empowerment!
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Emily
1 year
They should pray away the deficit
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
1 year
First Lady Rachel Ruto's office faces Ksh1 billion deficit - Chief of Staff, Nancy Salamba
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Emily
3 months
Hua mnashinda mkiuliza "where is Raila???" Mnaona you don't need politicians to protest/ revolt?
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Emily
4 years
@CAMERONUCHIS 150 rupees is like £1.50
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@wanza_
Emily
2 years
The way my luck is set up.....?? I'd sink, and scientists would be flabbergasted
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@wanza_
Emily
1 year
Beyonce needs to respond by COB tomorrow.
@KuiGathima
Field Marshall Wangui
1 year
How’s Kenya even a real place?😭🤣
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@wanza_
Emily
9 months
The pooping thing cuts across species?
@JustDineo_
Dineo
9 months
Never thought I'd ever see a whole Rhino giving birth😳
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Emily
5 years
When I found out God created Adam's equal, Lilith, who refused to cook and wash after him, so they had to create a pick-me from his rib, Eve
@marvingrt12
mg 🇨🇬 / wemby szn
5 years
Bomboclaat
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Emily
7 months
She's cooking for him. They have an infant .. But "saa ingine fikirianga." That live could have gone from 0 to 100 (cuteness level) if he picked that baby and kept on talking
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Emily
4 years
This is not even the fake melania.
@sandy_kaw
🌻Sandy on the Kaw
4 years
Does anyone really believe that this is the real Melania?
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Emily
1 year
She said "and I will do it again." No ma'am. Don't.
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Emily
6 months
Kuna careers/professions/positions/companies zenye hauwezi kuja twitter kusema "my tweets are my own opinion..." and you guys are old enough to know this. Utashinda hapa ukiargue na sisi who have nothing to lose, you tweets go viral na hivyo tu kazi Yako Iko on the line.
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Emily
7 months
Shida hata si bei .. Ni ati it's a platter for 2.
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Emily
4 years
The fact that I'm in heaven means I did nothing wrong. 🤭
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Emily
1 year
We never ask men to pray, why? It's always "praying mothers", "praying wives" kwani mungu hua haskizi maombi ya wanaume?
@TomiArayomi
TomiArayomi
1 year
Never marry a woman who can’t pray!
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Emily
4 years
@ajplus Being black in America is an extreme sport
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Emily
4 years
Nataka Trump ashinde. Americans tend to believe we unanimously choose our horrible leaders, nataka wavae hicho kiatu. Wajue we don't choose our leaders, e.g, they're chosen by people from Tharaka and Kiambu 🤭🤭🤭.
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Emily
10 years
Isaac: what the hell? Abraham : but did you die?
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Emily
5 years
@UpendoGolf_2020 Just start your own Ugandan bracelet thread.
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