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Last night I was so high I almost jumped out of the window

New Orleans, LA
Joined May 2020
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@2Cobey2
4 years
I woulda passed out before he got to me.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Pat Mahomes that's my dawg but Pat im bouta lose ma home fr.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
boy this the entire SEC.
@keithboykin
Keith Boykin
3 years
Highest Covid Rates by State. 1. Louisiana.2. Florida.3. Arkansas.4. Mississippi.5. Alabama.6. U.S. Virgin Islands.7. Oklahoma.8. South Carolina.9. Missouri.10. Georgia.11. Tennessee.12. Texas.
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@2Cobey2
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@2Cobey2
4 years
His brain is a ham and cheese patty melt he don't even know where he at.
@BackAftaThis
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4 years
Brandin Cooks is taking the overtime loss pretty hard. #WeAreTexans
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@2Cobey2
4 years
would love to get Adebo and Werner today.
@TrueWhoDat12
Jake White
4 years
Players Saints should go after:. Corners.Asante Samuel.Kelvin Joseph .Ifeatu Melifonwu .Tyson Campbell.Paulson Adebo.Benjamin St Juste.Robert Rochell . Linebackers.Jeremiah Owusu Koramoah.Nick Bolton.Jabril Cox.Baron Browning.Dylan Moses.Chazz Surratt.Cameron Mcgrone.Pete Werner.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
cmon Biden bruh my Grandma been asking where all her quarters at in the coin jug.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
If you gone dress up like Jayla Foxx you gotta finish it off like she did.
@jamxaa
jammy
4 years
“Sorry we don’t sell breakfast at Popeyes”
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@2Cobey2
4 years
with all due respect don't ever tweet me again.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Kendrick out there doing Nunn bruh.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
dat tape would do numbers with all due respect of course.
@cjzero
CJ Fogler 🫡
4 years
Candace Parker & Liz Cambage
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@2Cobey2
4 years
I would've pissed in a bottle and threw it on him.
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
4 years
Drew says goodbye to the Superdome.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
them niggas really had one of the best seasons in their history after this lmaooo.
@BlowOnMyMike
Sponsored by FanDuel
3 years
Cam knocked the All-Pro into Josh Norman
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@2Cobey2
4 years
I remember Brees used to throw for 5k yards and 35 TD's yearly. all to be wasted by a Bottom 2 defense.
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@2Cobey2
5 years
Brees been in the league since 2002. Has been in Locker rooms that’s 90% black for almost 2 decades. Nobody not bouta treat him like a baby and hold his hand and explain the problem. He a grown ass man who simply doesn’t care. That’s just what it is.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Tua? more like Tuna cuz this nigga stinks.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
what happened to the days of yall just reporting stats and not trying to be comedians?.
@statmuse
StatMuse
3 years
When betting on yourself lost you $78.1 million. That’s tough.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Amari Cooper don't even give a damn bout football. This nigga rather be a Aeropostale model.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
God Bless yall hearts.
@ronde1976
Ronde Jefferson 🇺🇦
4 years
My wife asked my son if he wanted a @A_kamara6 jersey. He said no, I want @AndrusPeat. When he opened it he said, “Let’s Geaux!!!” Merry Christmas!
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@2Cobey2
4 years
You hear "Pat Beverly from 3. BANG!!" you might as well hang it up man game over.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Brady bouta end this shit with a Pick.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
"LAMAR LOOKING DEEP. HAS CHARK OVER THE MIDDLE. AND THE PASS IS OVER THROWN BY 15 YARDS".
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@2Cobey2
4 years
that's why I just walk up to a shorty and start dancing like Chris Brown and hope that work.
@walIahi
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4 years
Being catcalled not flattering like y’all think it is.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
aint shit to smile about in life anymore It be like that.
@lukesawhook
Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝
3 years
What happened to TJ Hockenson 😂
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@2Cobey2
4 years
obviously not a fucking thing.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
TRUMP SAID HE BOUGHT BACK BIG 10 FOOTBALL DAT CRACKA STARVIN.
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4 years
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@killmesIime
dyson daniels floater
4 years
What’s is YOUR best/favorite tweet? (it doesn’t have to be viral this ain’t a twerking contest).
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@2Cobey2
4 years
These niggas leave games and go chill in the nearest Hood they can find lmao.
@jakelouque
Jake Louque
4 years
My QB/WR duo is cooler than yours.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Saints players hoping Drew don't comeback so they can run deeper routes and stretch the field more.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Cartoon Network went from making Ed Edd n Eddy and Billy&Mandy to Regular Show to fuckin Steven Universe bro that shit was such a downgrade.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Clowney pick us Ima go in the street and hit the Stanky Leg.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
JuJu been ass ever since AB called him Boo Boo Schoester lmao.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Bruh Davenport hit Herbert arm and that mf still went 60 yards downfield.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Yall niggas was walkin round wit blonde hair at one point tryna look like OBJ I remember dat shit.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
bruh I'll never forget this shit
@0TB___
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Lmao i woulda fainted bitch.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Eli Apple vs the 49ers in 2019 was comedy man. Debo Samuel and Manny Sanders had that boy seeing ghost.
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@2Cobey2
5 years
@NotoriousNAT @ShangNOT_Shane @DaRealDCA @WestsiiideTray man if yall don't stop this bullshit lmao.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Ion know if they can cure Aids brudda but I'm glad you trying to get right💪🏿.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
that Emergency Alert came on while I was driving and I almost drove this bitch off the bridge.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
the hell you got googly eyes for you know yo name aint on that shit.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Saints DB's from 2014-2016 were so awful I convinced myself Sterling Moore was Elite.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Bo Nix and Sam Ehlinger will be working at a Trader Joe's in 2 years.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Brees heard Trump almost died and been playin his best today.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
yeah I'm caught in 4K but you have HIV and broke so yeah I always win in the end.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
dawg before DNA testing they was just snatching up anybody for crimes. If a nigga pointed you out boy you was done for.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
why the Police knockin at my door bro what's going on?.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
damn nigga we trying.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
I'll deadass call in a b*mb threat everyday just to delay the game niggas think this shit a game.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Saints really was supposed to win the Superbowl 2 years ago.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
no matter how many times yall have this debate Lil Baby always have and will be better just deal with it.
@shiningwizrd
highflyflow
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Y’all really said *** **** better than Gunna lmao foh.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
that Zion outta shape talk ended fast as fuck.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Bruh that Alvin Kamara catch was the most crucial play of the game.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Nigga hear Russell Wilson wanna play for the Saints and dude went outside and started training bruh no way he's honna get away with this for the 2nd year in a row.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
@TheNkennia @peterbunor11 damn nigga I aint know he was yo daddy.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Just wanna let yall know Marshon Lattimore allowed just 2 catches for 15 yards today. I know yall wasn't gonna talk about it but I will.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Lol they'd ask for OBJ to get traded if he did this.
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
4 years
Tom Brady is not happy.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
you pathetic as hell if you pay for a fake vaxx card.
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@2Cobey2
5 years
Gronk aint play in a year and they gave him a 95 lmaoo.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Falcons and Saints deadass were 1 big play away from meeting in a NFCCG that shit would've broke the Internet.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
take dat nigga to da woods, hit em wit da 12 gauge and b*rn his body.
@business
Bloomberg
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A man in China contracts what might be the world’s first human case of the H10N3 strain of bird flu, the AP reports
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Falcons fans used to have them 7-9 jokes ready for us and now they living thru sum worse lmaoo.
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@alextalktoem
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
fuck August do you feel dat shit rn? this is unbearable.
@SRTerrio_
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4 years
That August heat in the south ain’t no joke son.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
they got sum Brothas on the TL who need to hear dis.
@ImKindOfTrash
ImKindOfTrash
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@2Cobey2
5 years
This dude was on his way to a HOF career. Drew threw him so many "fuck it" balls knowing he would come down with it.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
Marcus Williams got told to d*e cuz he missed a tackkle.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
This nigga really came back cuz Saints was bouta offer Brady a contract.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
he was at Wing Stop on Sunday and I got bad news for yall.
@ItsJazzNoE_____
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4 years
I hope Zion lost 30 pounds! Baby the season coming back around quick!.
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“black man and white man holding hands”.
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Saints said ''here fuck!!!" lmaooo.
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@2Cobey2
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niggas actin like we startin Taysom over Deshaun Watson got damn.
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@2Cobey2
3 years
Ion know who fault any if this is but Ima just blame Jared Cook.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Boy if that was the Saints that's a 6 different flags thrown.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Shon vs the Bears and Bucs in last years playoffs was amazing.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
That Russell Wilson to the Saints tweet bouta come any minute now.
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4 years
That ESPN Brees retirement notification gone sneak up on us like a thief in the night.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
you supposed to leave tweets like this up to the bitches bruh.
@NTIHER06
esotericP.bsky.social
4 years
I hope @iamcardib continues divorce that nigga and uses him for on-call dick until she finds her Russell Wilson.
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4 years
When I seen him throw dat ball. .
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4 years
Rancho Cucamonga.
@ShedyyS
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4 years
Where y’all think a good fit for Oladipo could be ? I’m thinking Memphis personally.
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that Lattimore x Newsome Duo gone be crazy.
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Chiefs Run D sucks ass no way we shouldn't run the ball 40 times on Sunday.
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the NFL need more CB vs WR rivalry like on sum Talib vs Crabtree shit.
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I could do what Mike Evans doing dat nigga just running round.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Tucker missed FG sound like a Lonzo 3 pointer.
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we did this and that nigga still had 211 yards lmao.
@FieldYates
Field Yates
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On the day he goes into the Hall of Fame, a reminder of just how different Calvin Johnson was.
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Sean need to swallow his pride and go get Brandin Cooks back.
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@RiqRuler
Rique.
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D'Eriq King has a bright future working at Kids Footlocker.
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Nigga has thrown a INT in every postseason game since 2017.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
one is the best RB in the league and the other is a nigga named Ronald.
@Breesoverrated
𝕁𝕠𝕖𝕝
4 years
Some runningbacks use the offseason to get better. Some use it to place birds on their head…
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Jokic told Booker he know sum niggas that'll have him missing.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
To this day I still don't know how this was possible.
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
4 years
4 years ago today, 28-3 happened.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
they ask a 6'6 "PG" to make layups and mfs be talkn bout that's not his game lmao O K.
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@2Cobey2
4 years
Trevor Lawrence doesn't deserve the #1 pick. He should fall to whatever pick the Saints got.
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4 years
That 1 week we signed Dez Bryant was crazy.
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Jamal aint seen 2 consecutive wins like this since LSU lmao.
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@jordynwoods
Jordyn Woods
4 years
Ok idc idc I’m posting the buss it challenge today 😬.
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