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Spurs fan, Pepsi max addict, I use swear words like commas. “That is poetic Kev...like Lord Byron but with more cunts”…“Two cunts in a sentence, not bad Kev”
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Before I start, I’m not looking for sympathy, attention, or support. The purpose of this thread is to hopefully make people think about their activity on Twitter.
I am diagnosed with “Emotionally unstable personality disorder” also “Extreme anxiety & depressive disorder” I
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Explain Vincent Kompany becoming Bayern Munich manager in non-football terms.
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Dad passed at 11.05pm but verified time of death was 00:50. He went peacefully and he’s not suffering anymore, we’re waiting for the undertakers now. I am broken, but happy for dad that his suffering is over. I’ve lost my hero 😢💔
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Said goodbye on behalf of Tottenham Twitter… lovely send off. RIP Alf 💙
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I know we hate them, hate everything they are, and stand for… But if you’re thinking about digging out and singing silly fucking songs about Declan Rice’s Mrs, have a word with yourself. That’s the actions of a cunt, and we’re Spurs, we don’t do that here, don’t be that cunt. 👍
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Ahhh Tottenham Twitter 🙄 We got narrowly beat by last seasons treble winners. We didn’t create anything of note but we held them for 87 minutes (despite Hojbjerg) … it’s not the end of the fucking world like some on here are acting like. The foundations are there, cheer up ffs.
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Cancer is a cruel cunt !!
Still with Dad, he’s unresponsive but comfortable, the end would be a blessing now. They’ve fitted a syringe driver now as he can’t swallow pain meds, he doesn’t deserve to end his days like this. Cried my bastard eyes out writing his F’day card 😢
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Lineker, Lineker, what’s the score, Lineker, what’s the score?
You two bob, big eared, wankflannel 🤣
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I love spurs, I live and breathe the club, I’ve had some of the best days of my life in following them all over the place for 50 years, but I’m close to stopping caring, that’s dangerous. When someone like me stops caring, you can bet 1000’s more already have. Sad times !
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Watching this debacle on bbc1, so is my downstairs neighbour .. we both have our windows open, I think he’s said “oh fuck off you smarmy prick” about 4 times, and “you can fuck off as well you dozy twat” … it’s better than the debate
#bbcpm
#BBCOurNextPM
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Dear Jamie Redknapp, Jamie Carragher, Jurgen Klippity fucking Klopp, and everyone else who can’t take it … Tony Angelino has a song for you 🤣🤣🤣
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King Charles won’t see your tweets laughing about him having cancer, but those of that have lost someone, or had loved ones affected by it will. Have some fucking self awareness and respect, and don’t be a cunt.
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Does it hurt ? … you fucking bet it does, can’t pretend it doesn’t. However, I support Tottenham Hotspur FC, not Harry Kane FC, not ENIC FC, and certainly not Levy FC !
I was here before any of them and I hope I’ll be here long after they’ve all fucked off. COME ON YOU SPURS !!
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Apart from Trevor Sinclair obvs … get him sacked !
Everyone at talkSPORT sends their condolences to The Royal Family.
Rest In Peace, Your Majesty.
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How the fuck has Michael Oliver got this gig, worst ref in the prem and that’s a fucking low bar. Awful ref.
#GERDEN
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Ok so Postecoglou, he’s not ex Chelsea, he’s got no affiliation to any other premier league club, and he clearly won’t stand for any lazy pampered princess not giving 100% every game. I reckon he’ll have us playing front foot, attacking football, and that will do for me 💙💙
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Morning all, My dad is home from hospital for end of life care, so I’m staying at my sisters (which is close to dads) so I can spend precious time with him, there are brief moments of lucidity where he knows we’re with him, but a lot of watching him sleep. My heart is broken 😢💔
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Time for
@SpursOfficial
get their act together and commission statues of Bill Nicholson & Jimmy Greaves outside the stadium.
#Spurs
#COYS
What do you think?
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The General … the manager responsible for my greatest ever years as a Spurs fan. Absolute LEGEND 💙💙💙
Great to welcome our legendary former manager Keith Burkinshaw back to N17 today ahead of our game against Brighton 🤍
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There’s a reason that among the many heroes and legends that grace my walls, you don’t feature. You Jug eared, crisp munching, grade A, cunt.
It seems
@HKane
could well be in the
@FCBayernEN
squad for tonight’s DFL Super Cup. He could win more trophies in one day than he has in more than a decade at Spurs. 🥴
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@bjsaunders_
@wigham156
I thought they'd named some bacon after you, turns out I misread it, it said "Thick cut"
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Dear god, how much longer is Southgate going to get away with it, the most negative manager on the planet, and it’s not even close. Whip the fucking ball in the box when you get a chance, don’t go 40 yards backwards every cunting time.
#ENGITA
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“They’re taunting us”.. “you couldn’t be more wrong, they’re saluting you, they’re saluting fellow braves” … Zulu on ch4, one of my fav films of all time 👌
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Just had a 10 min phone call from Micky Hazard … doesn’t matter how old you are or how cool you think you are, when you get a call from one of your heroes and they chat to you like you’re one of the lads, you can’t help but beam from ear to ear, proper “pinch me” moment 🤭
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Been on a road trip to see my dad, my brother picked me up last night and we went to see dad today. My dad is in the latter stages of cancer, but today I spent the day with him watching snooker & football and just hanging out together. I think it’s been the best day of my life 😢
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Chuffed with myself for yesterday, it’s a big deal for me to go into a restaurant on my own, and then into a sold out venue on my own for a gig. It helped booking it so late, so I didn’t have a long (crippling anxiety filled) build up, but still, I did it, and enjoyed it 👍 💪
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I think I’ve just had a massive touch, bought this off eBay (Music magpie) for £3.20. I was a bit pissed off because a bit of damage on the spine .... but then I opened it and found this 😮, I don’t think I’ll send it back 😎
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Fuck me, the women are too busy watching the football, so it’s the blokes who are bitching about what Ian Wright is wearing … the fucking world’s gone mad 🙄
#Eng
#ENGSWE
#BBCFootball
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Sleep well fella, you played the hand you were dealt with courage, grace, and dignity. Condolences to your lovely family 💙🙏🏻 😢
Jonnie Irwin: Escape to the Country and A Place in the Sun host dies aged 50
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I swear to god, if I have to shout FUCKING SHOOT one more time, the neighbours are going to call the old bill thinking I’ve got hostages in the flat 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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I’m struggling with my mental health, I’m going to fuck off from Twitter for a while. I hope you’ll cope without my stir fry pics 😁. No need to worry, I have coping mechanisms in place and hopefully I’ll keep myself out of the nuthouse. It’s all good and I’ll keep myself safe 👍
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Man, how much of a 24carat cunt do you have to be to take a fucking pop at someone’s art ? What an absolute weapon of a bloke you are, just scroll by if it’s not for you dickhead.
Don’t let wankflannels like him stop you sharing your incredible talent
@SpurOnTheGulls
🙏🏻💙
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Sessegnon yet again putting in the performance of a kid who’s won a colouring competition, and the prize is to have a game with Spurs.
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speak to anyone for days on end and I live alone. My memorabilia makes me happy, I look at it every single day, and it makes me smile and evokes magical memories of better days both personally and sportingly. Just mind your own business, you fucking do you, and I’ll do me !!
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winded, and most won’t read it, so if you only skip to the end, I’ll summarise for you. DON’T BE A CUNT. People are fighting battles that you wouldn’t want to fight, and just want to have an online social life with people that are decent, likeminded people, let us do that. Thanks
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Chelsea asking for the final to be cancelled, because they won’t be able to hold hands with the woolwich fans and sing songs about Tottenham
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Luckiest fucking club to have ever existed, I couldn’t fucking hate them cunts more 🤬
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Old bag in Greggs sees my cap “didn’t do us any favours last night did you” Me “No, great wasn’t it” .. her “small club you’ll never win anything with that attitude” … Me “we’ve won the same as you this season love,I’ll have a latte, sausage roll, and a white choc cookie please”
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Bags packed for tomorrow’s hospital trip, just got to decide which cap to wear (Always representing 😁)
I am shitting myself if I’m honest, taxi booked for 7am and flat cleaned within an inch of its life already, football on later to try and stop me stressing … oh well 🤞🤞🙏🏻
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I’ve seen people saying they aren’t that bothered about tonight’s game … let me just say, for the avoidance of doubt, Tottenham Hotspur have never kicked off in a game of football that I don’t 100% want us to win. COME ON YOU FUCKING SPURS !
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Not a big deal for some, but this is the first time in over 10yrs that I’ve felt able to make an effort at Xmas, it might only be a £4 pre lit tree and 2 x £1 tinsel strands, but it’s a massive thing for me in personal terms. Happy Christmas everyone, and COME ON YOU SPURS 💙
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Congratulations to Ryan Sessegnon, Ryan won a colouring competition in last months programme, and his prize was to play for Spurs in the FA Cup. I hope you enjoy your day Ryan 🙄
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Seriously, someone from the premier league needs to shut this down now. They need to announce that there is absolutely no possibility of the game being replayed. It’s all getting fucking sillier by the minute. Mistakes happen, suck it up Klippity you fucking fringe.
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Jeremy Hunt comes across as a smug, slimy, self important prick and Boris come across as a bumbling fool who's strings are being pulled by others. In a nutshell, we're fucked.
#ITVDebate
#NextPrimeMinister
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If that is the end of Conte (and I don’t see how it can’t be) then I’ll be eternally grateful to him for going out by sticking knives in the piss weak players and criminally negligent (football wise) owners and chairman. They need to face up to being responsible for mediocrity.
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See ya dad, my heart is broken and I fear it will never mend, though memories and love will never end. 💙💔
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Firstly thank you so much for all the good wishes. 🙏🏻 …procedure went well, showed “moderate” heart disease, but nothing as sinister as the ct showed … they had 3 goes at getting the wires in my wrist artery, and it hurt like a bitch, just got home … rest & sleep now.
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Fuck sake, swerve this geezer, booked him to paint my flat … went out for the day, I’ve just come back in, and it’s all yellow.
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So despite sending 2 copies to Levy (1 to club, 1 to training ground) and 1 to Donna Cullen (exec director)at the club, I haven’t had a reply. Here’s the letter I sent. Some will think I’m a dick for bothering, but it really bugged me that we don’t educate players on our history.
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Spurs playing tonight, normally I’m full of nervous excitement at this time, butterflies etc. i don’t feel anything tbh, I’m numb to it. I’ll watch of course, but the hope and excitement just isn’t there. Sad times and I know I’m not alone in feeling like this.
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Worst Chelsea side in a generation and they’re on course to do the double over us … it’s fucking embarrassing, after that shitshow at the weekend, you’d think the cunts would come out swinging, not a bit of it, soft, weak, lazy fucking cunts.
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lol I’m off here for a few days … after all the negativity of Fridays result, twitter is now losing its shit over a player that we were RUMOURED to be interested in is now RUMOURED to be going to another club, a player no cunt had heard of this time last week 🙄 fucking virgins.
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There’s definitely an agenda against us, MOTD2 have absolutely slaughtered us there … Add Danny Murphy to the list of ex players who are grade A cunts 🤬🤬🤬
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If Thomas Partey was a Spurs player, I would be very vocal in demanding he never wear the shirt again and his contract terminated immediately. Any decent minded Arsenal fan should be taking the same stance.
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As someone who grew up in the era where the FA cup final was the biggest game of the year, and one of very few games you ever saw live in the telly, I am delighted that it’s back at 3pm on a Saturday. That’s it’s rightful place, and should always be so imo.
#FACupFinal
@BBCSport
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Hahahaha that’s fucking amazing 🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏
Employee takes out a shoplifter with a Coke bottle. This is the greatest thing you’ll see today.
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Karen Carney, it’s not because you’re a woman, it’s because you a fucking woeful co-commentator ... MUTE!
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Putting games to bed instead of trying to sit back and protect … I’d forgotten what that was like 💙💙🙏🏻
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Fucking embarrassing song to play bang on kick off and I’ll never change my mind.
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The older I get, the more I am convinced Spurs are a social experiment to see just how much sporting suffering a human can endure. They chuck in a glimmer of hope every now and then to keep you invested, and then they dial up the suffering a notch higher. It’s fucking torture !
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Listen up cunts, if you hate the monarchy, the Queen, and the entire royal family. Do your own tweets, don’t come on mine spouting your disrespectful, ignorant comments. You’re not edgy, funny, or satirical, you’re a cunt, a massive, massive, 100% CUNT.
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Jewish owner, Jewish chairman, club with a massive Jewish following, and you come out with this fence sitting bullshit. Call it out for what it is, a senseless act of terrorism against the people of Israel by Hamas. Embarrassing Spurs, fucking embarrassing, just parroting the FA.
The Club and our footballing family is shocked and saddened by the escalating crisis in Israel and Gaza, and strongly condemns the horrific and brutal acts of violence against innocent civilians.
Our heartfelt sympathies are with the victims, their families and the communities
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The big thing I love about Gary Mabbutt is that he just does it quietly, doesn’t seek any publicity or back slapping, just goes about being an absolute legend with class and dignity 👏👏👏👏👏👏
9:26am ➡️ 2:35pm
The world needs more people like Gary Mabbutt 💙
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Fuck sake, It’s not fucking hard to understand, if a shop, supermarket or whatever has a “mask” policy, you either wear one or fuck off somewhere else. Posting vids on Facebook or Twitter acting like you’re some kind of freedom fighter is the behaviour of a cunt. Don’t be a cunt.
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The unveiling of the reshuffle. I’ve brought Greavsie in from the hallway, and shuffled things about a bit. I am really rather proud of my collection. I’ve added a little video too, I hope you like the new look 🙏🏻😁
#COYS
#Spurs
#TottenhamHotspur
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Isn’t it fucking wonderful to be going into the weekend being able to enjoy the football and not having to worry about us 🤣
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Wow, really ? What a fucking horrible, nasty, ignorant tweet this is. Fucking embarrassing.
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There is a massive difference between DROPPED & CLEARED, and I hope everyone is aware of that difference.
Mason Greenwood, you know what you are.
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Hahaha TNT trying to promote Chels v Arse game as a rivalry 🤣🤣🤣 The cunts will spend the whole game holding each others cocks and singing songs about Spurs 🤣🤣🤣
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I am touched and comforted by all the kind messages, tweets and likes about my dad passing. I have read & appreciate every single one. 🙏🏻
We’re seeing the funeral directors at 11 so another tough day ahead, we’ve stopped at a local independent coffee shop shop for fuel first 😋😋
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If you’re going to the game today, sing what you want, eat and drink what you want, buy whatever you want from the club shop. Never let any fucker tell you what to spend your hard earned on … Enjoy the game and the day out, and COME ON YOU SPURS !! 💙
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Fucking hell, just seen arsenals winner… imagine if that had determined the title, Oliver needs sacking, no ifs, no buts, sack him today.
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Fucking get in there … I celebrated that like a win !! To come back twice in the way we did, and the mentality we showed, fucking magnificent. Also Ange is a genius for binning the league cup, full week to recover 🤣🤣 COME ON YOU FUCKING SPURS 💙💙💙
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Last day of little holiday, lovely scone and a cuppa, don’t even try to convince me it’s jam first, it isn’t, you’re wrong,
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Looks even better in the dark 😁 (I know, it’s a light … of course it looks better in the fucking dark!) but still .. 😁
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Since when did Gary Neville become a fucking scouser … fucking embarrassment the bloke 🤬🤬
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That’s bollocks, corruption, scandalous. Most blatant penalty I’ve seen in ages 🤬🤬
#MUNWOL
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Came back from 3-0 down at half time, let’s hope the first team are made to clean their fucking boots and wash their kits !!! Well done the U21’s 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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We just never turn up when it matters, we have a weak mentality with no consequence for failure. We’ve had a soft underbelly for many years now, I’m fucking sick of it tbh. There’s no fucking pride in putting on that shirt, and that’s fucking unforgivable. PISS FUCKING WEAK !!
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Forcing myself out of the flat today to go and say goodbye to one of our own. It’s Alf Love’s funeral this afternoon, so I shall be donning my spurs cap, and for one last time I shall say his famous words ….
Goodnight treacle. 💙🙏🏻
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Fuck me, can’t people just appreciate the talent without making dickhead comments about the subject ?? Piss poor from people who need to do better 🤬
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What's with all this "we must follow all spurs fans" bollocks? There are some right cunts who support the same team as me, I'll decide who I follow thanks.
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Doesn’t matter how many cook books, and herbs & spices you’ve got, sometimes you just want a good old Ham, eggs, chips, 2 slices and a mug of tea 👌
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We are in for a good couple of weeks of pomp, ceremony, and tradition. And I’m all fucking for it.
The pride, respect, and regard I have for my country is something that I can’t get enough of.
GOD SAVE THE KING
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