Allak Weda II
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Cops were looking for people they shot in hospitals and threatening to kill them if they didn't sign some document admitting they were shot robbing "people". Fuck
@Osama_otero
and everyone else that pulled sold out.
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Where was this energy when Telkom KE was sinking? Where was this energy when Sameer Africa closed shop due to cheep imports from China? Fuck you
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@SafaricomPLC
is our most important corporate citizens. I think we as its consumers and shareholders should rally behind it in the coming existential assault by
@elonmusk
and Starlink. Make no mistake: I’m in awe of what the man has done in space and with EVs.
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I have never had an opinion on Kwamboka but I think she should utilize this small fame to be an MCA. Her ancestors are overworking
“Lower Food Prices,” Bevalyne Kwamboka Pleads With Gov’t After Closing Down ‘Chipo Mwitu’ Business
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Previously on Njeri vs Amerix student. Wtf is this conversation 😂😂😂
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The fact that majority walinyongwa and Moi took him in as his lawyer should tell you he was working for the system right from the beginning
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Learn to text your baby daddy directly.
Absent fathers stop assuming mothers teach children to hate you. Children notice fathers who don’t want to be involved in their upbringing. Stop this nonsense of thinking mothers poison your child against you. Your absence is the biggest poison.
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Your grandpa wasn't a Maumau that's why he managed to keep that thing and handed it over to you.
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The tweet on the SS below exposed our government badly but its like someone threatened her and she deleted it but rules are clear on such cases.
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We lost our boys in Lamu and now that Chicken farmer has reinstated Alshabaab operative as our minister for defence.
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This is not an ordinary afro-jeet running his father's bookshop in ngara or a family textile shop along River road. This is state a propagandists and a wannabe Kenyan Gupta
I warned you people the day the Finance Bill was dropped.
Had you stopped then, you would have kept him on his toes, knowing that you could be back on the streets at moment's notice.
That video of Parliament being invaded by its owners was magical.
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@TheOtherDelo_
😂😂😂 hio ndo padlock moja umbuthe kabisa. Nikiwahi toka mboka nikapa wamepita na lapi na wakadishi bread na juice.
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At 45years old you should be solving complex crossword puzzles not spreading rumours and lies like a form four leaver
Yaani now the Kenyatta family is venturing into extraction of DRC minerals that's why they are deploying our Kenya Defence Forces troops there? Using our gallant soldiers to secure their sixth generation wealth from outside our borders?
These people hawatosheki?
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@OladunjoyeJohns
@AfricaFactsZone
We are talking about real people not mythical characters
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Back in the days, fcksrs like these would be speared from the back during raids and the enemy would be blamed for their death
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FBI don't shoot protestors and neither do they get violent when asked to identify themselves. Low IQ cattle herder and a DEI cop can't comprehend that
Excellent point...FBIs n rest don't wear uniforms. If you doubt ask for identification n they should provide.
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One thing I like about black Americans is intolerance to disrespect especially from non blacks. Continental blacks should adopt the same strategy
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The shooting at Mirema was not conducted by police neither were business men behind it. That was a hit by armatures hired by the wife or close relative.
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Fellow Bantus who keeps calling me names for reminding Muslims afe not our friends. Hope you can see what religion of peace does to our kind.
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Twitter has deteriorated to an extent an administration police from pangani mabati houses is lecturing us on public debt
The defaulting option is terribe. Therefore Gov just need to raise taxes - I see the fuel levy for road maintenance is up - great job Otherwise all indicators are looking great. We navigate this financial year and we should be out of danger.
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@Osama_otero
Hakuna kitu husumbua madem kama kuona ex ako happy alafu current gf ama wife alikuwa former bestie wake. I stopped blaming her
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Cabrons, wrestle a grizzly bear, drown a salt water croc, kiss an inland Taipan snake, suplex a Siberian tiger, choke slam a silverback gorilla if need be but don't let your woman know how/where your money comes from
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@Osama_otero
Worked for Ngunyi's wife for about 1 month kabla nijoin Campo and she was the best boss ever. Also helped me settle in KU after quitting job
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Mtu babake aliiba Range ya sitting president anawapa advice on hardwork.
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They denied Eastlands water for two years in a research funded by IMF
This happens a lot in Kenya! There are some current studies going on already and this is the mondus operandi. Strangely enough, all those studies are funded and run by foreigners including WB, IMF and other NGOs.
I don't know why we allow negative treatment applications in
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@Enigmatic_GW
@CaxstonePKigata
Over half of the country is underpopulated. Why not relocate instead of overcrowding?
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@johnKamau1
Moi gave you Moi university, Moi referral hospital, KU, JKUAT, Kasarani stadium,Nyayo stadium, upgraded JKIA from a village airstrip to international standards, invested in girl child education and didn't burden us with debts.
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When was the last time an Indian blew themselves up?
The anti Somali integration arguments don’t speak about the Indians in Kenya who have refused to integrate completely despite being here before independence. You know why? Because they are not a threat to political power 😂😂
Cc
@LegalEzra
@akams_
@MaMo_
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African rock python is not dangerous to humans. Why kill it?
A Python killed in Marigat.
What is the Kalenjin Name for Python?
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@DaudiMuya1
@Donsarigo
Number 1 ni chakula ya mtoto, number 2 ya wamama na number 3 ni ya wale wamesimamisha
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@The_Master_254
@amerix
💯 its like asking for a surgeon who is also a nurse, pharmacist,dentist,vet,pathologist, lab technician for a salary of a clinical officer
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@HonLempurkel
@allanodera
Unidentified data stream from unknown devices can be flagged off or allowed by mucheru. Without Mucheru Chirchir is just another Ole Itumbi without a twitter handle.
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To stop midnight kidnappings with in Nairobi, buy whistles, if you feel someone is trailing you or they have arrived at your place alert your neighbors or members of the public by blowing your whistle.
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Once the demonstrators learn why government and it's apologists insist on "peaceful protests" that's when the war will be won.
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@Osama_otero
Any woman who makes you choose between her and your family 🚩🚩🚩. That one will disrespect you and leave you when you are sick or broke
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Twitter A is compromised just like Imenti Twitter. If you are keen , l you can tell who is on payroll and who isn't.
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I am not an economist but hizi hesabu zako ziko nje. Do you know how long you must be in business to be able to sell 1000 mandazis? Now factor in Kanjo, transport, local gangs and labor. Your math is not mathing Mr. Kanono
Profit is sales less costs. Initial capital is not a relevant variable in the profit equation. A kiosk in a busy location with sales of 1000 mandazis a day at a profit of Sh2 each will make 60k a month.
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What is the population of white South Africans? Americans are only intelligent in movies
The farm murderers in South Africa are huge! Over 500,000 whites were murdered in the 10 years from 2010 to 2020! Only if you know someone who lives there when you get this information!
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Apply the same rule you used on MPs and killer cops on influencers pushing stupid tags. Unmask guys behind those accounts
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@Osama_otero
Kuna place Eastleigh, all stollen phones hupelekwa huko. They change covers amd firmware before being shipped to Uganda and DR Congo. Taxi guys na makuro wanajua that place. Iphones huwa hazichukuliwi.
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Am convinced 💯 the attacks on non somalis in NFD is sponsored by local politicians with blessings from the elders. Alshabaab is just being used to hide the obvious
@NationAfrica
This is the Garissa county MP juzi charging against giving contracts to non-local people. She claims that "their money" leaves the county. Look no further
@NPSOfficial_KE
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Bro just cross the boda or take a flight to Yemen and join Houthis. We literally buying these becuase of you
🇰🇪 is truly an embarrassment.
Purchasing an air defense system from a genocidal state gives you a good picture of why they call 🇰🇪 the most colonized country in Africa.
Always in bed with oppressors due to its ruling elite historically consisting of children of collaborators.
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Obese fat alcoholic westmall babes have my guy by the balls. Son can't breath
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😂😂😂 you believe your own lies. Your community bis poor becuase those in leadership positions from region steal and investment their loot in Eastleigh. Show me a self made camel herders and I will show you a unicorn
Kikuyus have benefited not only from having 3 out of 5 Presidents but also from hegemony over other ethnicities. Yet, here they are in 2024, crying about Somalis who are self-made and didn't use state machinery to establish themselves.
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Niggrs in Kenya who are pro Palestine forgets we have Kebab as our neighbors and they think KE is occupied land.
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I kinda prefer western world cutting us off from their AID/Grant program so that we can finally learn how other countries take care of themselves.
@laban_ach
You do realise you live in a country that's a net recipient of aid & without aid millions of Kenyan children would be dropping dead due to polio & starvation?
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@Jasonterrysysbm
Prison breaks even the strong. Old man just wanted to live for the moment but for me retribution is a must
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@Kimuzi_
If she is not a virgin that kid ain't his. Abandon ship and pick someone younger with common sense.
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Your father was worse than Serut. Mulirudisha stage Maragoli hapo westi?
Btw, I have a kind request.
If you want to talk about me, tag me.
Tukimbizane vilivyo.
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Low quality people have migrated from IG and MKZ to Twitter. From boys who run catfish accounts to naked ladies sharing semi-nude pics on the TL. I know we have little control on the catfish accounts but I trust bullies on the ladies who share their pictures online for approval a
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Murkomen was trying to steal the show then some lady put him where he belongs
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For us that have been here(Nairobi) for decades we understand how the state functions. For context look for any video on illegal eviction; paid goons and police works together to evict legit land owners and that's what they did today during the demos.
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@Nyasirwa
@Osama_otero
I am afraid that dude who leaked that via
@citizentvkenya
might be killed. He said cops handcuffed them on their hospital beds.
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That kid who collapsed and died from doing a 4KM marathon was fat/obese. Instead of us addressing childhood obesity and poor urban planning, we chose to direct our anger at the teacher.
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Fake degrees used by Kenyan politicians are from Punjab, KEMU, Mount Kenya and Kampala universities. Only a few daring will try UON,KU,JKUAT or even Moi university.
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Prosperity of a nation depends on integrity of it's civil servants. Incompetency cost Kavirondo another son.
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EAC blundered admitting these fuckers in to Bantu Federation. Zambia would have made a good candidate than Somalia
Minister of Foreign Affairs of Somalia
@AliOmarMP
"Al-Shabaab is not impacting our sovereignty, independence, & unity- the MoU deal is much riskier than Al-Shabaab.
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Am not Nigerian but any time I see a Muslim pull the islamophonia card just know they are avoiding accountability for their actions like killing Christians on Christmas Eve
Islamophobia is real in this country. Majority of Christians, especially those born in the North, were raised to hate Islam. I think they instil this hated as a last resort to prevent their offsprings from falling for the logical beauty that lies within the Islamic faith.
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😂😂😂Luo, Luhya, Kalenjin, Kuria, Teso, Taita, Mijikenda, Oromos, Maasai are natives in more than 1 country with Luos being literally in allember states of EAC minus Somalia
To the various ethnic groups around East Africa, whether from Kenya or Ethiopia
Remember that Somalis have something you will never achieve in your existence.
The sooner you realize we're not in the same league, the better.
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People can pay 70k rent and pay their househelps 7k pm🤔. I know understand why those househelps mistreat your babies and feed you feaces.
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An average African doesn't even know your people exist or care about black Americans. Don't confuse a few misguided black supremacists with the rest of us. We share nothing in common except skin tone
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I love buying Kenyan made products but rhere is no way am buying an overpriced item to promote a Kenyan. We are promoting local production not exploitation
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@Moseax
If you have not seen a person drugged in a bar, you would entertain such. Rice gangs also has cross dressers among them
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Wtf is Africans whwne Asians are split by nationality?
GCSE achievement by ethnicity:
1. Chinese (80%)
2. Indian (73%)
3. Bangladeshi (62.1%)
4. White Irish (60.6%)
5. Black African (54.5%)
6.Pakistani (51.2%)
7. White British (47.7%)
8. Black Caribbean (34.6%)
9. Irish traveller (14.4%)
10.Roma/gypsy (8.5%)
SOURCE:
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Today am walking on my own without assistance after being attacked on 1st Jan 2021. Now its time to look for those thugs and make sure they pay for what they did to me.
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Did you think about it when you snitched on academic writers?
Senior Francis Atwoli needs to apologize for his "suicide" remarks. It was in bad taste. He should accept that wasn't a good joke. As a mental health advocate in a country where cases of citizens dying by suicide are on the rise, that's insensitive. Show a good example.
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To Bantus Nilotes who thinks we should spare somalians, this is what awaits us. Once Arabized groups starts war make sure you eliminate all of them including these Tuareg terrorists
It has been reported that Tuareg Libyans are now on their way to help Tuareg Azawad in Mali against Wagner group.
I will confirm once I get more info.
As I said before, I believe it’s going be Russia’s biggest disaster since the Soviet-Afghan war.
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For almost over 200 years Africans have been spectators in global politics and economics. Any political or economic realignment happening right now we got nothing to offer any side, the best we can is being used as an example of exploited people for political talking points
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Land is not important until natives reclaims it back from colonizer. Didn't know CIA have DEI hires
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@MwirigiOfficial
Raila taught have taught us one important lesson and that is if you want things done, do it yourself. We all suffering because we expect another person to stand up against this government
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Currently holding a meal stamp courtesy of Kenyan Somalis. All those road blocks would not be there if you stayed in your country and let KE Somalis enjoy their country
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Guys doing the killings in Sudan are Arabs who are also Muslims but lets blame the West
Gaza has gas. Sudan has gold. Congo has cobalt. Haiti has limestone. Afghanistan has copper. West Papua has crude oil. Every nation suffering from some form of genocide or intense suffering is attractive in the eyes of the western imperial machine of consumer capitalism.
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You really don't know Miguna Miguna
Miguna really fought for someone who was fighting for freedom and democracy.
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Rutos online propaganda wing is losing the war. They were supposed to downplay the security issue by creating a distraction but they are now countering it by peddling some shitty list on-line Ndii,Miguna and professor Kisiagi couldn't come up with something tangible
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48th county loading if we have an ambitious government.
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Ole Sendeka speaking to his people in Maa language told them that they should be ready to protect their land
@SuluhuSamia
has a huge plan to take the Maasai land not only in Ngorongoro but Simanjiro and their entire ancestral land
Truly EVIL!
Ole Sendeka
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Somalians doing Somalian things. Deport those mofos back to Mogadishu
Why Zoomalian are very disrespectful people? Somali refugees in Uganda are disrespecting their host country Ugandan Muslims who pray at mosques tarawih. Zomalians are saying Uganda Muslim women's don't take shower so, we can't pray together due to their smell Zomalians are idiots
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EABL and its mother company Diageo have been fighting natives from making alcohol from the last 100 years. From bottled bear and spirits to traditional brews and beer Diageo has used tye church and government as proxy to make sure it has exclusive access KE market
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@miliesafaribook
@_omalicha__
Always women without money castigating men for not affording what they can't buy for themselves
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Fcking loser deserves everything happening to him but we also must condemn manipulation and extortion of men. A man going into deep pits to impress a woman will definitely hurt if he gets rejected
Huyu boy mfupi Kinuthia aliruin maisha ya huyu dem. Sijui mbona hii story imenipea makasiriko since jana
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