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Misandrist|| Biker|| Dog Mom 🐶|| Traveller || Enjoyment|| I WILL annoy you || I don't seek to be respectable. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || DM me about Lamu❤️
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One day, you’ll be in your house, playing your favorite music as you make your favorite meal for dinner, and you’ll realize that you’re living an answered prayer.
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I finally learned how to accept seasonal friendships and honor them for what they were in the moment I needed them. I don’t spend days agonizing about why a friendship ended, especially if there was no bad blood involved. People are not yours to own, experience them and go 💜.
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Positioning yourself as the deadbeat sibling, cousin, relative etc is the best thing you can ever do for your wellbeing, especially if you're a first born daughter. Let things burn miss mamas, they'll figure it out.
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If the 24M Hanifa is managing is doing all this, imagine what can be done by the “typing error,” 368M that was looted??
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I just want the girlies to be able to ask “what is in it for me?” unashamedly. Work, friendships, relationships, whatever. What is in it for you? Your self sacrificing is your greatest undoing, always seek that which will give you the highest rewards.
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Men are having a hard time wrapping their heads around Ruto because they’re experiencing what gaslighting is live and direct.
Girlies rn:
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Haiya? Kumbe your president can stay in the country and not combust and die from not being in the air??
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This land was stolen from Kalenjins so that the British can have their cup of tea in the morning. Don’t let the optics fool you, the stories behind these farms? full of bloodshed.
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AMKENI CBC INATAKA KUFANYA KISWAHILI AN OPTIONAL SUBJECT PLS WE CANNOT ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN
#RUTOMUSTGO
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8 months 16 days into the pandemic and you still have a roof over your head, your job intact, food in your pantry, your health and your family is in one piece? That's a flex. Be grateful.
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Na mjue that 1,000 bob for an ID card is a strategy to ensure poor folk, particularly youth won’t be able to get their cards on time for elections.
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Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER FORGET. Babu Owino shot DJ Evolve. NEVER F
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David Ndii will get sacked then he comes tweeting the truth about what they have been doing. I cannot wait for us to finish him.
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There’s a Kikuyu Korean chic on Twitter who posted herself singing a Mugithi song and someone commented, “Rathimwo watashi wa star,” and I can’t stop laughing 😂💀
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This is how town is looking like. People ordering cabs and it’s cops masquerading as drivers?? WTF.
#RutoMustGo
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Do you think when you were asked to stay home it was a suggestion
@RailaOdinga
??? Who is we? My friend eat that money and shut up like the rest of them. Usitufunze kazi.
#RutoMustGo
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Kwanza I’ve seen that the US Supreme Court ruled that IMF and World Bank can be sued if they have brought destabilization in communities. How do we start with this?
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It’s the fact that you were right 😆💀
A cyclone with a Swahili name like Hidaya will reach reach the coast and be like "ah ninchoka"
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Guys, please use this weekend to do everything. Party, celebrate, have all the sex, and sleep because syllabus ya next week needs all of us to be clear headed, mambo ni Kala Kala!
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He’s alive, right?
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The secret to financial freedom is earning more. You cannot budget your way out of being broke or being poor. The secret is to earn more.
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As an adult when you suddenly find yourself with extra money, please counter check which bill you haven’t paid before you start celebrating. 😂
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Is this a good time to say that we need to start fighting Coca-Cola? They want a huge chunk of our water reserves and your president is more than happy to sell us out to the highest bidder. And a corporation owning a country’s water source is literal death. Ask El Salvador.
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Oya
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you’re defending your dad and you’re his least favorite child?? He still won’t love you as much as he loves his other kids 💀💀
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Now that we’re spotlighting establishments that helped protestors, Mint and Salt Aga Khan walk not only hid guys, they were giving free lemonades and a place to chill. I forgot the handle to the lady who owns the restaurant but please support her business. 💜💜
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Lmaaooooo the cops are throwing teargas then we cheer and respond GOTHA TENA!! 🤣🤣💀💀💀 ni kunoma my guy.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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This is what deplatforming looks like. 👏🏾
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I’m so glad we’re seeing what these amounts can do. She has paid hospital bills, funeral costs, given money to families of the bereaved, bought mobility aids for those that got paralysed and 9M remains. Imagine how much what we lose to corruption can do? We’d be first world.
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If the movement failed, why are people being paid off?
Ask yourself, if the movement failed, why are they so afraid of us?
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BOYCOTT
@lunchboxea
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@Misskihoro
These lunchbox people literally shoved me back...na I've been a customer there before...ati tunaharibu biashara👀👀
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Baddies, please remember when you’re restocking to give your coins to Joanna Kinuthia, miss thing has been in all the protests from End Femicide to Reject Finance bill, these are the people we should give our money to.
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Ronoh’s comeback has been such a joy to watch. She really said I’m in my healing era and meant it. Absolutely magnificent behavior ✨.
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Look at these lovely scenes 💜. I’m so happy that Twitter isn’t where the movement is at, kwa ground ndio inabamba.
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Robert Alai.
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To me, Njoro wa Uba is so good because it’s super Kenyan, Kenyan accents, relatable content, every day people living very crazy lives thanks to living in Nairobi. I love it.
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Ruto must be so pissed off 😂. How are the “Gen Z,” he tried to silence chanting and dancing Ruto must go less than 5KM from where he has barricaded himself in fear 😂💀. Things are boiling very nicely, the leaderless and fearless are like hydra.
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One thing I have fiercely upheld since I got my first salary is taking myself out on a date on payday. I thank myself for making it through the month, go to a restaurant I’ve been meaning to check out, then I buy myself a gift and flowers. Pay yourself first then bills later.
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🤣💀. 99% of Kenyans have also never been to the airport so we should let Adani take it over? The brain is not a shutter you don’t have to turn it off.
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See when they ask us what next? Bangladesh is providing the blueprint. We shall start by sweeping the streets, keep going dears we need the full mwax 🥹💜
#RutoMustGo
#NaneNane
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Not as long as Paypal keeps stealing money from its African users 🔮
Not as long as Paypal keeps stealing money from its African users 🔮
Not as long as Paypal keeps stealing money from its African users 🔮
(Say it with me)
I will reach my financial goals 🔮
I will reach my financial goals 🔮
I will reach my financial goals 🔮 (Say it with us.)
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I wish we emphasized more about platonic love the way we do romantic love because friends? Bruh. They love you in ways that romantic partners may never.
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@fmwendwa28
Nobody is trying to turn you on so lubricate that opinion and shove it deep in your rectum 💜
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Going silent on someone is emotional abuse you can't convince me otherwise.
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I just want to thank the trolls who took time to engage me on Monday because thanks to you, guess who is getting hella exposure, interviews et al? 🤑🥰. Y'all singlehandedly put me in the direction of my dreams.
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A few years ago, I started paying school fees for a girl in the children’s home I support. Today, we’re going through college options, she starts in January. I’ve been fighting back tears all morning, I’m so proud of her 🥹😭.
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8 years ago, I found out about an organization, learnt about all the dope work they do for minorities and the underprivileged in society. Every career decision I've made since then has been with that organisation in mind.
Today is my first day there and in top management. 😊
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You know it’s serious when the biggest Telco becomes a motivational speaker 😭.
Have faith in yourself to conquer the unconquerable. Good morning.
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It would be horrible if people would ask Mwangi Kiunjuri some questions on +254 721 600 305. Allegedly.
Mwangi Kiunjuri is abducting everyone he can think of huko Nanyuki. This is the same man whose daughter burnt to death 10 girls in a dormitory. Yaaani!!! Familia ni evilness tu. That family should be burnt at the stake like witches
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Sura.
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I say this from the deepest parts of my heart, I can’t stand Kenyans 😂💀
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Kumbe when you return people's energy you're suddenly the bad one? 😂😂. Mna mambo. Nothing will ever be off the table when disrespect is served.
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An adulthood hack I learned too late is that life gets easier to navigate when you learn how to forgive yourself. Forgive yourself quickly and often so that you can be able to move on. So what if that business plan,job, relationship didn’t work out? Forgive yourself and get back.
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Tbh I want the government to keep treating all of us with so much contempt and disdain until we all join hands and get them out.
Some of our Olympic team landed at JKIA and there was not even the Ministry bus to pick them up... They had to opt for Bolt and Uber... This country stinks to the high heavens!
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My cleaning lady was going to change my bedsheets and I almost forgot to remove my rice at home from the bed, I almost broke my legs jumping over the sofa to get there before she did 😭. Now we’re awkwardly staring at each other cus I can’t explain why I did that.
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You don't have OCD, you just like cleanliness and orderliness. Pass it on.
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Your National ID is not recognized outside the country regardless of nationality, it’s not a Kenyan issue. That’s why passports exist. wtf is this shit.
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She got in because her father bought her a slot as she didn’t have the marks so most definitely, someone’s qualified child didn’t get in. She ended up hating it and wanting to be transferred so she set the dorm on fire. When we say corruption kills, it’s literal. 🗑️
Mwangi Kiunjuri's daughter killed 10 girls in a fire and is walking scot-free.
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Here are your 30 pieces of silver
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JUDAS.
Sasa what do you suggest moving forward? Watu waendele kukufa in the name of maandamano? What exactly is our way forward as a people?
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I look at women in their 30s and I really wonder why we believed that the 30s are expiration dates. Those women be a different level of fine, whew.
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After losing my religion, I stayed in limbo for a few years. Then I started reading on African spiritual practices, the Kikuyu way to be precise. I started practicing it this year and y’all, I’ve never felt so connected to Spirit more than I am now.
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Everybody say hi to my baby. Her name is Gakenia because she makes me happy. Gaks, if you’d like. 🥰
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A baby sleeps in the position he was conceived in. - Mahatma Gandhi
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Do not look away from this pain. This is what the government has reduced us to.
#RutoMustGo
The pain of a mother saying goodbye to her son Shujaa Evans Kiratu who was killed in the
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protests. Presently, Shujaa Evans' body is on the way to his rural home for burial today.
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I think we’re ready to call it a week guys, we’ve done our best and I’m ready to wrap this up.
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Enslaved the whole world for spices only for you to eat potatoes stuffed with sardines. Ngoma ici.
British people are overhated on this app what did we do to you mfs?
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I’m the cousin who takes walks during family events and whoever takes the walk with me comes back happy AF. 🙃
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I will thank Kibaki every day and twice on Sundays for giving us free education because imagine what type of nightmare we would be dealing with if we were an illiterate populace?
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At 26, I made a life plan leading to 30. At 28, I was nowhere near 1% of what I wanted to do and I almost decided to let my plans go and accept life. 4 months into 29, everything I wanted to do by 30 will be achieved in 7 months at this rate.
The trick is to trust yourself 💞.
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Let me tell you if we stop protesting this man will finish us all. We need to keep stepping on their necks until all of them leave.
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For ferrying MPs instead of injured protestors,
@StJohnKenya
here are your 30 pieces of silver
🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙
JUDAS.
WE WILL NEVER FORGET.
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Dear first born girl in an African household, embrace being a deadbeat daughter before they milk you dry and say you didn't lie flat enough when they asked you to..
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Anyways, my grandpa told me that when they fought in the forest and one of them was captured by the white man and released, they would never be allowed back to the forest because they were assumed automatically compromised. Now I see why.
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Americans: Get In The Truck
My Expectation Vs Reality
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People of Githurai, I hope you give this government hell. I hope you never let any of these elected MFs get anywhere near y’all. They killed you for 12 hours straight. Never forget.
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The year was 2009. Kibaki was president, Sherlock’s Den had an BOGOF on Smirnoff ice at 150/- for two, 1USD was 76/-. Fun times.
Instead of watching that Arsenal match, here’s something productive you can watch. Thanks😂😂
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If I started a podcast with my grandpa talking about Agîkûyû history, the maumau war, alladat good stuff would y'all listen? 👀
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You cannot be everything for everyone. There's no point of killing yourself to make people comfortable cus you'll never be good enough for all. Choose what works for you and do that.
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For the next protests, if you have a spray bottle, mix 6 parts of baking soda to every 250ML of water. Spray it on your face, mouth, and breathe it in. Neutralizes teargas immediately. I carried some yesterday and it really helped me (and those around me)
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IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE. IT IS NOT A SHOOTOUT, IT IS A MASSACRE!!
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Fear mongering is always the next step after realizing that the masses are not being moved or intimidated. Don’t let them win.
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I was wondering why my math was mathing a bit too well kumbe ni rent sijalipa bado 😭.
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She’s here and she’s perfect 🥰.
I’m making a grown woman purchase today and the anxiety of all that money leaving my account is finishing me. Help.
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Next year, there is going to be a proper food shortage. Why? A CS gave farmers fake fertilizer and subpar seeds. People will die of starvation and all he gets is what? A dismissal.
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One thing about mambo? They’ll always stay mengi fr.
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Last year when I was doing renovations, I asked Daniel to do my paint work and I've never been so impressed by someone's work ethic. He's professional and timely and he's very affordable. He's so good at painting, I didn't have to cover anything in the house. 10/10.
Met Daniel earlier today along Riara Rd. He does house & office painting, hit him up if you're in need of a painter.
Please retweet widely, his employer might be on your TL.
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Just remember how many BILLIONS each of these CS have looted during their tenure, then compare it with just being fired. A slap on their wrist and a mockery has been made of us. The pressure has to stay ON until everything stolen is paid back in full. Na bado
#RutoMustGo
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I tweet for the girls whose coming to age drink was Smirnoff Black Ice. I know y’all are the still the baddest bitches in the game. You’ve probably transitioned to bottomless ginseccos and I honor you now and always. 🥂
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30 years ago, the OG and best to ever do it, Stella came back home with a degree from abroad, a rich man and a baby. We honor you this day our Queen, thankyou for being a trailblazer. ✨
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There’s a Cameroonian restaurant at K Mall Kiambu rd called La Sauce and let me tell you something 🤤🤤. That’s some of the best chicken I’ve ever had in my life fr. 10/10
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