Patricia Wangechi Kihoro
@Misskihoro
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🇰🇪 | Storyteller | Creator | Curator | Singer | Actress | Improv | Event Host | Film & Podcast Music Supervisor | Neurospicy | talktomisskihoro @gmail .com
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Lol. My uncle wrote this letter to the CEO of DT Dobie because of a delay with his car. The passive aggressiveness 😂😂😂 But also this is his personality everyday kwa family wozzaps. He’s one of the most sarcastic people I know and I love him for it.
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My mum turned a year older today.
Cheki dem. 🔥
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I have this really toxic habit where if I feel as though my presence in your life is starting to feel forced or I feel as though I’m a thorn in your side, I extricate myself from your life completely and you never hear from me again.
Go where you’re wanted or whatever.
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How do you uncrush on someone? Nateseka haki.
Help.
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But where is the wall against which I shall slide down slowly as I cry my tears?
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Earth is breathing again. Picture of Mt. Kenya from my apartment right now at 11:45pm. 😌😌😌😌😌
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Cucu, mum and I.
Fun fact. I gifted mum her shoes, and she gifted Cucu hers. Mimi sina mtoi so I recieved the gift of laughter.
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God, Is it because I have no pockets?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"The tax cuts that we announced in March have put a total of KSh. 47.8B in the pockets of Kenyans" - President Uhuru Kenyatta
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Still free. Still MP. Still given airtime. Still praised.
He’s confident that nothing will happen to him and that’s enough to show you just how rotten things are.
I’m more terrified of being caught outside by a cop at 9:05pm than this guy is of getting punished for his crime.
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino shot him, at close range. The bullet went through his neck, touching his spine on exit, leaving him paralysed. 6 months later,
#DJEvolveSpeaks
to me EXCLUSIVELY on his status and journey. Tonight on
@ntvkenya
at 9PM.
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Why am I even thinking of taking a boda to town? I should just run. What am I even doing with my life?
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My mum just wanted you to know that she went to Alliance.
😑
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Walalalaaaaa! As my grandad tells us how when Benny Hinn was around...he was part of the training..how to act as a cripple and be healed.
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Are his friends wasting time on the highway seeing this?
Big congratulations to Magawa, a Tanzanian rat just awarded gold medal for "life-saving bravery" for his work detecting 39 dangerous land mines and 28 explosives in Cambodia
Born in 2014
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I was invited to speak to a class at
UC Berkeley last night.
I was trying my hardest to look composed but really I was feeling all sorts of excitement/nervousness/can’t-believe-it’s-real things.
It went great!
🤗🤗🤗
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Sometimes my mum sends me selfies of herself after she’s done her face with make up I gift her. She’s bolder than me when it comes to colour and she looks so cute. I could never pull of this green eyeliner! This is her church beat for today. 🤗
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🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Patricia Kihoro and Anne Kansiime Nominated for Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
@Misskihoro
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...and then I put my car keys in the fridge and tried to open the car with my tv remote.
🤷🏾♀️
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Me, my mum and her mum and our emoji representations 😀😬🤪
For no reason other than it happens to be Friday, post your favourite selfie :-)
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My eyes almost rolled out of my head looking for the fridge 😳😂
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To be loved, desired, respected and understood.
Top tier. ✨
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Two things I have no emotional intelligence to handle.
- Death
- Rejection (Or the idea of it)
If I detect even a sliver of my presence not being welcome (my imagination can create stories for days), I WILL DISAPPEAR from your life so fast you’ll wonder if I was ever there.
Help.
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Cow 1: I like you.
Cow 2: Me too. The feeling is....
....moo-tual. 😆🐮🥁
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Wow.
This is not a cowaida story.
Definitely not the cow in coward.
This one did not cower in fear.
The lion was a known bully.
But the cow had the uddercity to fight back.
They must have had beef and the steaks were really high.
Okay. I’m done milking this joke.
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I think the Corona that came to Kenya left after not being paid because it didn’t send a report.
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This is 34.
I took this photo barely 10 minutes ago. In this moment, I am happy.
Wueh. I had a whole essay for this but really, it all boils down to these three things for me.
⠀
•The only thing constant is change.
•Time heals. Really, it does.
•Love…
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I’ve been a bit silent on here, in the wake of the amazing Youtube news but it’s because exactly a week ago, on the same day the news was announced, our dearest Cucu passed away. We are so grateful for her life and her light, and her smile was just 😍
Till we meet again Cucu ❤️🕊
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When you realize you’re just a spectator in peoples lives and not really in people’s lives, just take your L and go. 😓
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Love this! Man, she is so, so cool 😎
Also, she’s riding an actual co… nvm.
Somebody take my phone 😆🤣
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So, last night was a wild trip.
Never in a million years haki would I have imagined chatting with
@NaomiCampbell
.
A big WAU! Big big WAUUUUUUU!
Thanks for sharing as candidly as you did Naomi.
And thank you for creating the space
#YoutubeBlack
,
#BossAndBloom
.
Thank you. 🙏🏾
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I hate confrontation or tough conversations. I’ll instead mull over them in my head, having them over and over, trying to find the perfect way to phrase things without hurting people’s feelings and before you know it it’s been 15 years since I ghosted you.
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There’s a guard at some shop pale Mama Ngina St. I don’t want to say the name of the store but that guard grabbed me by my shoulders and shoved me right back onto the street. Wueh. I can only laugh now but surely. Minutes later I was BEATEN! Fimbo iliwasha bro. No room for shame.
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Whew. Been offline for a few days. I went to Two Rivers to buy some items and got lost in the parking lot trying to find the spot where I parked. Ndio kutoka leo. 😓
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As a woman what hinders me is the rising cost of fuel, and poor urban planning. Also, soil erosion due to heavy rains.
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Court of Justice of Kenya: Justice for Felix Orinda/ Dj Evolve - Sign the Petition!
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I need a hug. A really tight one mpaka I pass out and avoid the realities of life right now.
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Listen.
Just listen.
Not every situation calls for your opinion, or advice or expertise or experience. Sometimes you just need to listen.
Also, there’s always room to learn and to grow.
Bless.
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Wow. A whole 150/- and the seed isn’t even there?
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Water gwan.
Water fall.
Water you doing?
Water game!
Water skiing.
💁🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
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This
@Nickelodeon
Kid’s Choice Awards nomination came a few weeks ago but honestly I’ve been in disbelief about it.
I don’t know. Some amazing heavyweights in my category, I’m honestly just mad grateful to even be in their radar.🙏🏾
If you’d like to vote 👉🏾
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When his strokes shift your soul and split your consciousness.
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The lady with the panga is the head of the Gender Based Violence department at the Russia Hospital where her victim, Berine, whose arm she cut with that panga, sought treatment. Berine’s employer recorded this at their home. Surely.
Berine Achieng employer lives in the top floor and as such their clothes hanged from their lines drip to the ground floor. Grace Aketch didn't like it ,threatened and slashed Berine. 1/4
#justiceforBerine
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33 and grateful.
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Woke up feeling like an Amazonian Queen in the middle of tropical paradise! I’m in Costa Rica on my birthday and I am so full of gratitude for all the wonderful wishes that have come my way. I will get back to you all but for now, …
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Nothing like a break from the chaos of regular life for some clarity. ❤️
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
- Joseph Addison.
Happy Sunday! ✨💫
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Life is but a dream ft Donald Glover/Childish Gambino, Nicole Scherzinger, John David Washington and Jimmy Jean-Louis.
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Still stuck on how this was legit tabled in parliament. As in, they discussed budgets for drones, camera crews, dance crew to teach moves, allocated time to rehearse/shoot, to be the “first in the world”? Lol. Meanwhile kids are sitting on floors at school? If they can even go?
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Sometimes you’re so used to being broken that even when you think things are good, your heart, mind and soul don’t know anything else. Even something innocuous that shouldn’t move you, snaps you into pieces so easily. Adulting is a scam.
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Oh yeah I did a thing.
#NewHair
#OhWaitWhatHair
#Buzzing
#Faded
#StruggleBrowsAreTheNewBrows
#CallMeGlowRia
Thank you
@elly_thebarber
.
@cirumuriuki
made me do it.
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Wau seez. I finished high school in 2002.
People on twitter are so old 😭like wdym you were in highschool in 2012??
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I am officially overwhelmed.
Again.
So let me just take selfies and judge myself harshly.
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Weh!
Laughs in housing levy.
Ugandan government has closed a deal to export medicinal marijuana to Germany and Canada, which is estimated at Sh11.1 trillion!
Team
#Brekko
should Kenya follow suit?
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Man.
Adulting is teaching me things. Everyone for themselves and their profit.
Folks will use you, take whatever they can take and when they’re done, heartlessly throw you in the trash.
I have never prayed so hard for grace and a forgiving heart as I have in the last few weeks.
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Anyway that Adele engagement video made me forget for a few minutes that I changad online to fundraise to help a dude by a Subaru. Man. It’s such a shame because there are folks out there who genuinely need assistance and folks like him make it all the more difficult.
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The truth always has been that actions speak so much louder than words. Some folks don’t get that most times it doesn’t matter if your intentions weren’t bad, if someone was hurt by your actions, then their hurt is valid.
Dismissing their pain and refusing to engage ain’t it.
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In the timeless words of one David Monski Mathenge,
‘Nimekuja kuwa…chekiiiii’.
Hi fine please and thanks.
Have a lovely day!
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Imagine kwenye yuko, ako tu sawa.
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Whew. Anyway...
Hi from Shela Beach, Lamu. One of the loveliest beaches I’ve ever seen.
Later today, I’ll try my luck and see if I, too, can discover dolphins and whales on this side of the Kenyan Coast.
Maybe even crabs since I have never read about them on CNN.
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My goal is to have 80% of my wardrobe as Made In Kenya brands/pieces by the end of this year. I made this declaration back in Jan. I’m well on my way! We have amazing designers in Kenya. Believe that! 💪🏾
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Our youngest turned 26 yesterday and when I asked him what he wanted for his birthday he said “To sleep”.
I felt that in my soul.
Peak adulting is where we’re all at.
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Okay. So I just now realized that there’s an apostrophe after the second ‘i’ in Arimi’s.
So, who is Arimi?
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Maybe just the nose. But otherwise I don’t see it. 🤷🏾♀️
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Leo I have sprunt like my life depended on it, kulad teargas I can still taste it, na nimechapwa na fimbo so hard my butt bado inawasha.
Worth it.
My friend
@AuntieMercedes
and I were accosted by about 8 GSU guys, my tshirt got them mad. Why?
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Yeah, how dare her!! Like, can’t she just leave her pregnancy at home sometimes? Or if she has to have it with her can’t she just stash it in her handbag so that we can focus in other important things like, I don’t know....the stitching on her coats or something.
Have you noticed how Meghan Markle ensures her baby bump takes centre stage?
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Who’ll tell him about “Hallelujah”? The one wanaimba kwa church not knowing they’re singing about orgasms?
“Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya,
She tied you to her kitchen chair
And she broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah”
Tetema and Wamlambez songs are strictly forbidden outside of clubs and bars. It's embarrassing to see even national leaders singing and dancing to the obscenity in public. The lyrics are dirty and not suitable for public consumption, especially children.
@InfoKfcb
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God comes through.
He does.
Don’t stress.
Now more than ever do I understand the phrase “Cast your burdens upon me”.
It’s really him saying “Chill, I got this.”
And he does. 🤗
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I’m turning 34 on the 4th of January 2020. Should I share a birthday wishlist?
Ready for
@byss_ke
tonight.
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#JusticeforSamuelMaina
Why aren’t our leaders saying or doing anything about the police brutality that is clearly rampant here?Why are they complicit in the brutalizing and killing of the people they are supposedly serving and protecting? Where are they?
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What a time to be in France. The Euphoria from them winning the World Cup, Jay Z and
@Beyonce
performing two nights in a row and then
@afropunk
featuring
@iam_Davido
,
@GaryClarkJr
, Damien Marley,
@mreazi
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@sza
,
@Nnekaworld
and
@_MAXWELL_
.... Thanks God. Gratitude. That’s all.
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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