Guy Havertz
@privatefigure_
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Arsenal #coyg Kai Havertz stan account
Joined October 2012
Promote my hustle by reposting and placing orders. (Check out our new discounted prices below👇)
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Nah mate, we plant them.
@JuneSummer1 @fullmetaljojo Hol up people in Africa buy chicken.
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Russian soldier getting showed more love in Ukraine than innocent African students.
A Russian soldier surrendered. Ukrainians gave him tea, food, and let him call his mother on video. I want to cry from how much I love my country.
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Her once you accept a gift:
why do men hate being gifted??? 😭.
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Pick one of those sticks and strike the water like Moses did.
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Kibaki was taking us from 2002 to 2030, then Uhuru took us back to 2002 and now Ruto is taking us all the way back to 1963.
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How are CNN beating you to local news na mko tu hapa Kijabe Street?.
Dance before death: CNN reveals last minutes of Kenyan protestor shot during demonstrations.
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Tell that to your husband.
‘Violence against women must end’ – First Lady Rachel Ruto speaks on Kware dumpsite mutilated bodies
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Amemaliza kutudanganya sa ameanza kudanganya future generations.
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Yaani huyu mama badala apeleke mtoto rehab alimpeleka statehouse now the whole country is suffering.
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Edgar Obare bila resources anaezagather hiyo intel yote on wash wash goons alafu DCI with all the state resources at their disposal wanakuja kufloss hapa wakisolve kesi ndogo zenye hazina adabu. Bure kabisa.
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Uhuru is the reason we're in this mess, he was a terrible president and that's why it was easy for Ruto to deceive Kenyans.
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umeseti mwiko hapo ndio tuone ni kama unasonga😂.
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My Aunt got discharged last evening, My uncle was transferred to Nakuru PGH, still in critical condition. Mum didn't make it💔.
My mum, uncle and aunt had an accident on their way from a relatives funeral. Been camping here at Naivasha Hospital for the last hour. I've seen my Uncle and Aunt but they won't let me see my Mum. Mimi heri mtu aniambie ukweli kuliko kunizungusha.
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The church couldn't forgive him?.
Worshipper who stole from Nairobi Chapel jailed for three and half years.
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We live in a country where a criminal gets summoned but innocent citizens get abducted, tortured some even murdered for taking part in peaceful protests. #RutoMustGo.
NCIC SUMMONS DADAAB MP, HON. FARAH MAALIM. The National Cohesion and Integration Commission (NCIC) has summoned Daadab Member of Parliament, Hon. Farah Maalim to appear before the Commission this Thursday 11th July 2024 at 11.00 A.M. at its offices on the 17th Floor, Britam
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Leo niliacha kama nimesoak nguo kurudi nazipata tu bado ziko kwa ndoo, Igathe vile tu aliskia Sakaja hatakua kwa ballot akalegeza gear kabisa.
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Bumula residents evicted a police living in the area.
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My mum, uncle and aunt had an accident on their way from a relatives funeral. Been camping here at Naivasha Hospital for the last hour. I've seen my Uncle and Aunt but they won't let me see my Mum. Mimi heri mtu aniambie ukweli kuliko kunizungusha.
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How did Kibaki do so much without taxing us to death?.
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Sonko alikua ameona mbali aki-apply death certificate in advance.
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LMAAO huyo Morara kwani anasaidia nani? Juu mimi sioni kitu anasaidia nayo.
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Promote my hustle by retweeting and placing orders. (Check pricelist in the replies)
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Now I can't unsee
I will never forgive y’all for saying Wabosha and that kaBishop for “arise and shine” look alike.
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"Are police stuck in the old era?" Bro your guest is the former police spokesperson, can't you see you're the one stuck in the old era.
Are the police stuck in the old era? Tonight, we host the former police spokesperson. Send in your views/questions @TrevorOmbija #CitizenMondayReport
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Neither CNN nor BBC would've reported about those racism incidents against Africans. Good thing we have social media.
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Raila opposed almost everything Kibaki did, Kibaki is the best president Kenya has ever had. Right now Raila is perfectly okay with everything Uhuru is doing to us. Now we know the type of president he would be.
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Imagine the uproar this picture would've caused if the black man was at the bottom
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After the Kianjokoma Brothers get justice we really need to talk about this curfew. We don't need it.
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She's literally cooking for you bro, si umpee hata heshima kiasi. Don't disrespect your woman to impress strangers on Twitter.
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Close your laptop beloved you have done enough for the week.
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"Halo Mum, uliacha wapi funguo?"
Saa hizi ukifutwa kazi, what is your fallback plan?.
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NTV could've invited Nyashinski but they didn't want to disappoint their viewers in Abuja.
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Kuna shida msee akiingia airport na ndege yake?.
Someone attempted to pass through airport security with a live chicken 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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If Nikita Kering was Nigerian or Tanzanian Kenyan radio stations would be playing her music on repeat I swear.
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Amerix has never lied .#NaneNane #RutoMustGo
“He is not here: for he is risen…” Matthew 28:6a.
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Kuna mathe amejitupa mbele ya gari flani hapa River Rd akijaribu kucommit suicide. Fortunately the driver stopped the car kabla amkanyage. Wasee wamenda kumuamsha atoke mbele ya gari akaanza tu kulia man saying she hajui vile ataface watoi when she goes home emptyhanded again😭😭.
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What's a random tweet you remember and just start laughing?.
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"I started with one bottle of water, now i own two rivers!". ~ Chris Kirubi 2018.
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Tailors pale Gikosh hukua na PhD bana. Unampea shati a-fit Jamaa anakukagua for like 10 milliseconds anaanza kushona & within 5 minutes ashamaliza na hatadisappoint. Hapa esto jamaa anakupima height, weight, waist, haga😂 hadi next of kin na saa hizo labda ni zip tu anafaa kufix.
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This boy got adopted by Sonko and his fate changed just like that.
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5 hour car drive and you can only listen to one Kenyan artiste, name the artiste.
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Arsenal's new goal keeper David Liar.
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It's hard to understand women. I get home sai napata amekasirika bila reason. It can't be me, I haven't been home since Thursday.
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If 33.5 kgs of bhang is worth a mill yet 90kgs of maize is less than 3k, then Wajackoya knows what he's saying.
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Unaacha kama umeanika nguo, ukirudi jioni unapata Igathe ameanua zote na akazikunja.
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Kanairo kuna hustles zingine awkward sana. Nikiwa donda pale country bus kuna jamaa alikua anakuja daily na slippers imekatika. He'd walk into unsuspecting people's path alafu ukimkanyaga anakushow umekata slippers yake umpee doh apeleke kwa fundi. Sijui kama bado ye hukua.
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For several reasons this clip will never not be funny to me.
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Why introduce someone to a lifestyle you can't maintain? Huyu neighbor ni kama amechelewa kulipia WiFi for the 2nd consecutive month.
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Quote this with a picture of you smiling with your loved one. 🥺🥺.
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What is the difference between a chef and a cook?.
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Alafu tukapitia kwa hoteli flani Kiambu nikaitisha Pilau. Nililetewa mchele iko na food color, waru, njahí alafu badala ya nyama wameeka matumbo. Those people deserved Waititú btw.
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Why not just pray for Haiti.
Rachel Ruto sets up committee to pray for Kenyan police heading to Haiti .
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*CRB.
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Maji kiasi na sabuni, towel si must.
Tukuwe serious kidogo, mtu akitaka passport, anahitaji nini na nini?.
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RUTO: dissolves cabinet.KENYANS: 🥳🥳🥳.RUTO: re-appoints the same CSs. RUTO: dismisses finance bill 2024.KENYANS: 🥳🥳🥳.RUTO: re-introduces it through backdoor. RUTO: Cancels Adani deals. KENYANS: 🥳🥳🥳. It's almost as if we never learn.
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The government needs to be clear on the dates. Waseme watatushika lini sisi wenye hatuta re-register sim cards ndio nijue kama nitalipa rent au nikalie deposit.
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Lilian loves Juliani and he loves her just as much. Their love is MUTUA-L.
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Diana aliona vile bwana yake amesurvive kwa industry bila talent pia yeye akaamua kujaribu bahati.
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