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Seems to never young Prime Minister trained on my computers.
Seems to never young Prime Minister trained on my computers.
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starting the year as I mean to go on: by garnering the universal disdain of the group chat
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edinburgh when it’s bored every july:
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If any geriatricians want to hire this photo for their next talk on the dangers of giving patients too many tablets, my DMs are open
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my GP has just phoned and called me “big man” and asked how I’m “surviving this pantomime”
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“can I have the table anti-Trendelenburg please?”
brother I went to Dundee, you can have it head up or head down
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@DavidBassilyDO
you ever accidentally wander on to American medtwitter and see them talking about EKGs but not about kardiologists
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if I worked in the NHS I would simply ensure I had enough beds and staff to cope with demand
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@robmanuel
My ex signed up for a flat which was advertised at x pounds per month. They realised after moving in that it was actually x pounds per four weeks and the landlord was getting an extra month's rent off everyone per year.
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@TheSun
: me & the helicopter I use to day trip around the county as the fancy takes me
#smearthedocs
#moetmedics
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@MedFet_UK
@drewseybaby
I never thought the heroes we’d need in these straitened times would be from the sex industry, but here we are
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Brass Eye: Drugs [1997]
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Prince Harry: "I dread to think where I'd be without the Army." Probably living in a palace & playing strip poker with my money, you clown
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got stuck inside too small a scrub top and had to be rescued by a colleague, how’s your Wednesday going
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when you leave some jam out in the kitchen overnight by mistake
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@ThatsSoVillage
we all chortled when this bloke came on to field in camouflage cargo shorts, but then he took a 4fer including a hat-trick – and would have had 4 in 4 balls if point had held onto a fairly easy chance
fair play chief, fair play
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it’s like all their Christmases gone at once
A "transformational" therapy has effectively cured people with the bleeding disorder haemophilia B
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can anyone work out what’s happened to the pastry we’re using for lunch
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There’s a very late entry to the “Most amusing ingredient of 2017” competition 🧐
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RECEIVING AND MAKING PHONE CALLS AS A DOCTOR: MY SPECIFIC INDIVIDUAL PREFERENCES WHICH EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD OBVIOUSLY ADOPT
In this thread I will describe the exact manner in which I think conversations should be conducted because obviously my personality is one to which al 1/34
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Animal Crossing finally marketing things the NHS needs
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@DrSandman11
@stopthecovfefe
@rcantelo
for the avoidance of doubt: anaesthetists are vital and lovely, and I know this because I am one, this was a shitpost which has now got wildly out of hand x
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Yet more intimate clinical photos of prehospital anaesthesia without getting patient consent 🙃
Look at this beautiful boy. Male lions can be tricky to intubate because of their massive roar-producing voiceboxes. He was a good lad though. 😁
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pleased with my first day running the Glenfield cardiology twitter account; now, to fire up my laptop and get started on day two by checking our mentions
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the existence of pseudomonas implies the existence of actualmonas
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@DrSandman11
@stopthecovfefe
@rcantelo
imagine going to all the effort of getting a medical degree then becoming an anaesthetist
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@thecatreviewer
stopped for questioning by local Safety Panther. Very thorough despite relative youth in the job. 12/10 will drop by his beat again
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@trishgreenhalgh
@MartinShovel
My top Zoom tip: when the mic is muted, you can use the spacebar as a push-to-talk button. Just hold it down, say your piece, let it go
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@dorkusmalorkus_
for the last few months every time I hear someone’s phone make the BBC Breaking News noise I say “Queen’s dead” and at some point it’ll get me in trouble and/or be true
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@thecatreviewer
finally met fake George who lives across the road and looks like our cat. 11/10 for fence-top vantage point + 2 for accepting cautious long-armed cheek rubs across the bins. 13/10 will try to encounter again
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just found two ranitidine tablets on my desk, I'll start the bidding at £100 each
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@Popehat
evergreen
@UrbanAchievr
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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@thecatreviewer
absolutely marvellous beast found lounging amidst the plants in Pitlessie on our walk yesterday. V vocal, came over for pats and cheek rubs, gutted when we had to leave. A solid 14/10
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Can anyone help me identify what type of deer this is? It has very unusual antlers.
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motherfucker imagine the morale we could have had in the NHS if retiring colleagues had been allowed a drinks party in the staff room instead of just having to slope off into the dark night
Because the role of a leader during a crisis is to keep morale high amongst those who were working 17hr days 7/7 as morale slumps.
No10 was the engine room of the country, it was important to keep people turning up and working and saying goodbye to someone who was leaving was an
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proper worktops are in and we are *so* close to the finish line
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@thecatreviewer
this is Will the tripod farm cat. Sought me out for fuss away from the noise of the humans partying in the barn. Delighted to receive pats. 13/10 will visit his smallholding again
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surely if the train is moving it doesn’t need CPR
Here, crews perform CPR on a moving train – pretend of course!
*No mannequins were harmed in the making of this video.
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@BristOliver
@PerthshireMags
psyching myself up for 12h of vaccinating on Tuesday, bring me as many pensioners as possible
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@thecatreviewer
Visiting Jelly in Oz. 11/10 for napping in my guest bed; bonus 3/10 for hiding the note saying she might try to escape.
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Unidentified cat who visits
@arrianne_
's mum for second breakfast. A bit chubby, lovely soft floof, likes a fuss. 9.5/10
@thecatreviewer
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I’m personally offended by the use of the term ‘knocking out’. It demeans anaesthesia, and sounds a little assaultey to me. Yet our health secretary happily uses the term. How do others feel?
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getting McDonald’s breakfast delivered just in time for Homes Under The Hammer, doing birthdays the right way
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this is my favourite NHS photo
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@thecatreviewer
panther hiding from the rain under a hedge, not massively friendly or desirous of fuss but v keen to investigate me, my car and the parcel I was delivering. 12/10 sleuthing skills🕵️
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Level 5 of Ninewells
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@parkerflash
who was it that was trying to cannulate at a periarrest and asked for an orange and got brought a piece of fruit
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@thecatreviewer
could not get this awesome fluff to stop for a chat on my way home. 9/10 due to serious aloofness
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@rhodri
it appears
@arrianne_
and I are sleeping on an air bed we were told to bring with us a couple of Christmases ago, under a duvet we’ve brought tonight, in the box room of many patterns
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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@mcmansionhell
@AliceAvizandum
I didn’t think you could build a house entirely of Dior belts but I am delighted to be wrong on this occasion
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she’s a 10 but she reads out CHI numbers in 3-3-4 format
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I am once again asking the house officers to be less good at picking up murmurs
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@thecatreviewer
beautiful tabby completely undistractably obsessed with chewing on grass, 12/10 for dedication to task
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don’t ask medics this question lads
believe me, you’re not prepared for the actual answer
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things I fancy: nice long walk and a cold beer
things I am: on call
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@TPGRoberts
@rjb_1998
she does, and yet she’s not willing to say so except miles deep in the replies, spineless nonsense
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bilateral cellulitis
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@thecatreviewer
spotted again this afternoon and remains keen for pats, 13/10 for consistency
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@thecatreviewer
Country mouser at
@Em_Webber
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@Leighnotlee
's wedding. Covered in dust & floof. 13/10 nice friends + allowed vigorous pats.
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@elinlowri
@mevparekh
I think she’s misread, the consultant merely said she should learn to Finnish clinic on time
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people who say we shouldn’t care about Erasmus because it was used by 1% of UK students are gonna be raging when they hear how much of the economy fishing represents
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Your first intubation attempt failed. You have to bag the patient back up before you go to plan B.
This is what your patient should look like...
It's far easier to bag when you've double-barreled their nose and placed an OPA.
#emergency
#emergencymedicine
#foam
#foamed
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