Mad scientist of video games. Made Thelemite, McPixel, Mosh Pit Simulator and many other gams you never heard of. Currently on a quest to create every game ever
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This is the best April Fools I made that I also stole from somewhere.
Put a this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. Curiosity got everyone. They could only blame themselves.
Game Developers: I'm gonna make this machine render beautiful vibrant landscapes 60 times per second.
Web Developers: This newspaper article needs at least 7 seconds to show up and will boil your computer alive if you try to scroll too fast.
We’ve launched a new “Web” filter that shows only text-based links, just like you might filter to show other types of results, such as images or videos. The filter appears on the top of the results page alongside other filters or as part of the “More” option, rolling out today
A chart showing how much you have to pay Unity for your mobile game, depending no your average per-install revenue.
The existance of the black color on this chart is the BIG problem here.
Do people who came up with this pricing scheme don't know how to use Excel?
Chipmakers puting AI cores in your CPU and not letting you use them for absolutely anything is the biggest waste of silicon in the history of modern computing.
Those tensor cores are godsend for things like large-scale CAD simulations but there's absolutely no way to access them
Imagine running a sensitive data server, and Microsoft silently installs Copilot, a tool that pushes data quietly to OpenAI on it.
This is even worse than the xz bug.
People told me to "read up on how NFTs work" so I did and now I know:
1. It's a scam! Don't fall for it!
2. Artists will lose money (creating NFTs costs money, dubbed "gas fees")
3. Buyers also lose money (who will you sell it to?)
Here's a simple chart, is this not how it works?
“Bobby Kotick was paid $155 million and EA CEO Andrew Wilson was paid $21.4 million in compensation packages, according to SEC filings. Meanwhile, ZipRecruiter estimates the average annual income for US game workers is $38,600, compared to $68,310 for the movie industry”
I just realised that even if you’d delist all your Unity games from all the stores by January 2024, people who still own them can install them and incur fees for you!
This is like Adobe saying that all the images made in photoshop are now billed by impressions.
Unity is a joke
I found it! The book of ugliest C! It's a 1987 book teaching you how to stretch the standard to write the ugliest possible C code. The book is in Polish, but check out these code examples!
You know what Unity didn't address in their update?
This.
They can shove that 2.5% up their ass if it can change it any moment. No word on that in the update.
Twitter right now:
❌Doing anything about antivaxers and vaccine misinformation
❌Tackling rampant harassment issues on the platform
❌Anything to prevent cryptobot spammers and scammers
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@VelozityGG
Well, what is a “legitimate install” and what is “install bombing”?
They clearly state that one user can incur the fee multiple times on a single purchase.
Is 2 times legitimate? What about 10? 100? 1000?
They’re contradicting themselves.
I know everyone is focused on US politics, but Polish equivalent of Supreme Court ruled last week that abortion is illegal even if the fetus is malformed and is going to die within hours after birth forcing women to carry these pregnancies to the end. Here are some protest photos
Game industry rn is like: “Sorry we had to fire you but we needed money to build a 15 feet tall sandworm that we will most likely throw into trash after 5 days”
@KenneyNL
I think people conflate "low-poly" with "flat-shaded". If this had smoth shading you wouldn't see that this is low poly.
And it's not only the sphere but the tiny legs are wasteful too.
You think Apple practices are bad?
A bunch of Polish hackers just reverse-engineered a bunch or trains and discovered that they had HARDCODED COORDINATES of third-party repair stations and would refuse to operate if spent several days in one of these.
I cannot believe he said this! If your game scope is too big for all the bugs to be found, this means that either:
- You didn't hire enough testers
- You didn't give testers enough time
You should have said "We didn't do enough testing" insdead of throwing QA under the bus.
AI hot take: it will make our lives miserable.
The people who need to generate tons of shit fast are the exact people who should never get their hands on AI. Spammers, scammers, bot farms, etc
For every 10 people who saved 10s writing an email, there’s 10k who will get the spam
The recent Twitter meltdown reminds me of the last leg of Freenode, an Open-Source IRC network. It has been subject to a hostile takeover, and the new "owner" tried to force "free speech" rules onto everyone.... (cont...) 🧵
Dear game dev friends, if you look up to other game development friends, make sure you tell them that! It's easy to get lost in anxiety and impostor syndrome in this business, a nice word from a fellow creator is the ultimate gold and unfortunately scarce. Say nice things! <3
I did a thread of Polish references in Witcher 3 some time ago. But Dying Light, despite being set in a fictional middle eastern city of Harran, has a ton of Polish references and influences. Let me go over these! 🧵
Playing Witcher 3 on the switch again makes me wonder if people do realise that a lot of the quests, characters and monsters and even a big part of the main story is based on Polish folklore? For example, Fyke Isle's "Mice Tower" is an actual place you can visit in Poland.
Playing Witcher 3 on the switch again makes me wonder if people do realise that a lot of the quests, characters and monsters and even a big part of the main story is based on Polish folklore? For example, Fyke Isle's "Mice Tower" is an actual place you can visit in Poland.
Why the fuck is this on my computer?
Apps automatically installing themselves on my Windows workstation is the biggest security threat I am facing right now. There’s no way to stop this!
Oh hey, this exploded. Don't have a mixtape for you so you to do some let urge you to take some time off screen, go outisde, sit in a park and do excercise regularly instead. Also, get vaxxed (as soon as you can) Stay healthy so you can tell them kids about old computers! <3
2013:
INDIES: Crafting new and innovative games
AAA: Making the same 3 genres over and over
2023:
INDIES: Making the same 3 genres over and over
AAA: Remaking the same 3 games over and over
@Phantom_TheGame
Here you go, 62 triangles. That's probably around 4x less than you have there!
The triangular support is doubled so that you can jsut slap a transparent texture on it and it will show both sides.
I've read so many bad takes on the CDPR crunch situation that I really need to address them. This is a thread, and my last take today. Sorry for ranting so much, it just makes me unreasonably angry. First, context: CDPR announces mandatory crunch. 0/
Last year, the bosses of CD Projekt Red approached me for an interview. They wanted to announce that for Cyberpunk 2077, they would be avoiding mandatory crunch.
This week, they sent out an email to staff announcing studio-wide mandatory crunch. News:
Just went to see the real life locations of The Vanishing of Ethan Carter! Fun fact: they're all in Poland! :)
Here are the comparisons of game screenshots with real life locations. The locations are super similar since they used photogrammetry to create the assets.
For some reason this post has over half a million views, but it's espousing a bad mindset.
I'll take this chance to give a small lesson:
The code in the OP is great. It's labeled "arrow anti pattern", but what exactly is wrong with it?
It's very easy to read. Very easy to
This tweet is all you need to know about how game engines actually get in the way of development.
Rendering an extra mesh for a couple of frames is the simplest shit to program ever.
But modern engines will diligently get in your way when trying to do something like this.
Animation and Rigging wizards, how are things like mario's "extra feet" set up and animated? Are they just extra bits skinned to joints? How do you keyframe their visibility? Just scale them down to 0 when you want to hide them?