The Sun give an old lady flowers the next day for missing their paper due to activists worried about the planet. They took 25 years to apologise for their Hillsborough coverage, so fuck them with a wire brush, the twats.
I tell you what, Sarah Vine, what makes me MORE uneasy, is you husband and his mates lying to our fucking faces for WEEKS to cover their mate going on a fucking jolly during a pandemic. That concerns me more than a statue celebrating slavery.
Never thought I’d see another team win the treble in my lifetime.
Whoever you support it’s an incredible achievement.
Congratulations to Pep and the team 👏
Just a reminder that the Sun's sister paper hacked the voicemail of Milly Dowler while she was missing. They'd even deleted some messages—potential evidence—in Dowler's voicemail box because it was full, in order to free up space for new messages, to which they could listen.
"Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for Pavel Grudinin?" A cheer went up from waiting voters as she was shot"
Who's next on Piers Morgan's "Through the Bum-Hole"?
"I'm here with Robert Mugabe. Mr. Mugabe, I am sure the world is dying for me to ask you, just what is your favourite jam?"
“We fought in the Second World War. We liberated France, we liberated Belgium. We beat the Germans. And what we got now? Trying to tell us what we can and can’t do."
Former miner Danny Gillespie, who voted Leave, says the situation is "absolutely ridiculous"
#newsnight
Fun bit of movie magic trivia. In Superman The Movie, when Lois says good night to Superman, it's one take until she opens the door to Clark. But how?? Well, the Superman she waves to is a projection. She then opens the door to the real Christopher Reeve. FUN!
Boris spent a month bumming a bee hive and joking about getting stung. Now we have to feel proud of him for recovering from multiple bee stings on cock. What a world.