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@aaronAcarr
The crazy part is the implication that he texts his girlfriend by typing out her number every time.
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@sentientpsyop
Go to Taipei with a “Mao was right” sign. People might yell at you but you’ll be fine.
Go to Beijing with a “remember the Tiananmen Square massacre” sign and you’ll be… not fine.
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@shellsist
@RS_Glide08
Six year old time traveller: I’m here for the party :)
Adult time traveller: you’re not safe here little one
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@thechosenberg
I’m not saying healthy polyamory is impossible, I’m just saying every piece of polyamory relationship advice I’ve seen boils down to “how to shout down the little voice that keeps saying this is horrible and you’re being abused.”
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Like, I’m not sure gentiles grasp how insanely damning this was. You can’t get this kind of fuckup by just having Jews be a small minority in your group, you need to have literally ZERO Jews for this to happen. If ONE Jew was in the room, they would have spotted this at once.
Remember that time ‘Jewish’ Voice for ‘Peace’ wrote Hebrew backwards?
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@KatarinaHill2
@zoebroog
@DanielVicsik
@RvreWvre
@_MissValX
@SkyNews
ratio at 2100 to 0 and counting
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@GuilWhisperer
Sabaton: made a song about how the Holocaust was bad
The Beatles: never made a song clarifying their position on the Holocaust, possibly pro-Holocaust
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New York hasn’t logged a fatal shark attack in decades.
A New Yorker is killed by cars every thirty hours.
Our governor is more worried about playing Ahab than following the law and implementing congestion pricing as promised.
With new shark drones and pilots to monitor our state beaches on Long Island, we’re going to take the bite out of shark attacks this summer 🦈
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@KAVARI_
“Semen retention has me drawing sacred geometry again” says man who would have been revered Kabbalist mystic 4,000 years ago.
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@Sturgeons_Law
McWhorter talks about this in his work on black English. A lot of the earliest records of black dialect in America aren’t real language at all, but an invented minstrelese that no one ever actually spoke. The use of “am” as an all purpose version of “to be” is a typical feature.
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@hutchleah
@kittstclair
Perhaps if Harvard Medical School says it’s fine not to wear a mask, then it’s fine not to wear a mask.
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@secondcityy
Letting the Grindr notification noise go off in a meeting is a power move because you get to see who jumps.
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@euronatiii
@ProjectStrider
Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about cheese.
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@TSoS_
Imagine you live on weird horny BDSM planet and you wake up in your weird horny BDSM apartment and go to your job at a weird horny BDSM office where you’re, like, a middle manager at a shipping company.
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@sovereignofkent
It’s all “being passionate about something is so attractive” until just being out the PowerPoint about how the displacement of Sumerian paganism by Semitic Yahwism led to the invention of Euclidean city-planning.
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@dioscuri
Tea wasn’t introduced to England until the 1650s and didn’t become popular for decades after.
To put that a little differently, it’s likely Oliver Cromwell never tasted it in his life.
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@RiverTamYDN
Since he also apparently believes embryos are people, I look forward to keeping ~10,000 progeny in a thermos and casting their votes accordingly.
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@Dick_Butte
“CCTV footage confirms the suspect had an aura of regret longing, repeat: aura of regret and longing.”
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@yourbuddyash
> show up
> act like an absolute freak for two hours
> die
Ideal second-movie-of-a-trilogy miniboss villain.
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@NickyScatz
Why does Biden have field offices in Philly suburbs and not in East Jewlynch County (population 4)
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@yawnyaa
Every time someone sees a person doing something cute/weird/funny in public and draws it rather than photographing them, an angel gets its wings.
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@coolperson3008
Everyone is taking about these women like the paper is from the ‘40s and they’re all dead.
This was just thirty years ago! “Femme lesbo scientist” is only 55! Go find your assertive lesbian milfs! She’s buying ham at Costco right now, unaware her old want-ad is on Twitter!
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@mattyglesias
“Democrats’ divisive anti-felony campaign risks alienating pro-felony voters.”
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@agraybee
Puerto Rico is a bit like the big Indian reservations, in that it has an actual elected government and those governments often chooses to do things (PR moving toward statehood, reservations approving pipelines) that clash with the noble savage image and make leftists bluescreen.
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@eraiwo
@LetcalfeMarkey2
I don’t think it’s really the point of a memorial to Germany’s greatest national shame to make it pretty to look at.
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@EmmaTolkin
Horse Meat Disco 💀
My man has both perfectly understood and effortlessly outdone gay club naming conventions.
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@gabrielledrolet
Ona spectrum from “object” to “person,” the muppets clock in at about an 8.4 - just below gorillas that know sign language and a little above the British royal family.
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@17776ers
New York losing the 2001 World Series is the best proof ever that MLB really is not rigged.
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@ThrustWR
Fellas I’m beginning to think Russia may not be fully committed to ethical and legal conduct in war.
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@WNYT
Yes, if you remove half the population and virtually the entire economy Trump would be ahead in the remaining hinterland. Brilliant.
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@north0fnorth
@MichaelSFBA
It’s awesome that the endocrine system of an adult human is 100% prepared to accept a complete reversal in its orders like a bunch of supervillain goons. The hormones say “change of plans boys, we’re making breast tissue now” and the glands are like “duhh you gawd it bawss.”
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@MarcusSinclair2
@ryxcommar
You guys are so weird about this. Somehow you believe people in cities are all wimpy girly men, but you’re terrified of the mundane stuff we do every day without thinking about it. I worked a 16:00-02:00 shift in Brooklyn until a year ago and walked home every night.
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@GMomurder
Adolph Hitler, known for his staunch anti-shooting-yourself-in-the-head position.
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@Julcuba
“Due to the recent tragedy, today’s pro-tragedy meeting has been postponed. Stay tuned for rescheduling updates as soon as everyone forgets that traffic violence is a policy choice and we can go back to putting parking above human lives.”
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@providenceluvr
Apocalypse Now came out 45 years ago. That PA could still be alive. We have to find him and hear his story of paddling out into the river to fill up the Brando trough.
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@rejectHisDesign
@Nymphomachy
what specific power of the presidency is Biden not using to your satisfaction
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@Hanasaku_Yuri
Fellas I have received a disturbing report that homosexuals may have gained a foothold in the navy.
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@PanAmComintern
is your position that everyone should remain in their race-assigned neighborhood for life
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@ppavnr
Incredibly funny that this is about expressing his honest beliefs one (1) time without adequately ensuring no poors could overhear.
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@naaycoqui
Having the tag “mass strike now” for five years and counting with no mass strike is a remarkable self-own.
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@bfurnas
This is a big part of the reason I’m such an ardent YIMBY. People shouldn’t have to choose between safety and affording a home, and to accommodate that blue states have to build.
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@cointelprostate
Coming home safe because a bullet glanced off your chastity cage like getting stopped by a pocket Bible in World War One.
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@ratapspsps
@OneEyedAlpaca
Open marriages are great if you want to delay your divorce by six to ten months while enjoying all the downsides of both relationships and singledom.
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@twxntystxtches
@vol08dawg
@heaveninhorror
what specific war crimes has Harris committed in her capacity as Vice President, an office with no military powers.
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@GansoDeDefensa
Houthis: *extended Sephiroth monologue*
Chowdah Hill: pupper luvs hims snackos yes him does
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@lipfilllers
@2sandz
IDK emergency services treating a guy with compassion (and also likely saving him thousands of dollars on an ambulance trip / hospital visit) seems pretty great to me.
Hope my guy got his donuts.
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@questionableway
The cope over lab diamonds being as good as / better than dirt diamonds is crazy. People hate that they lost a socially acceptable way to flaunt wealth and now you need a microscope to tell the difference between their $20,000 rock and something I can get on Amazon for 49 bucks.
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@YIMBYLAND
I would say if you don’t want to live near giant gaudy glowing stuff Las Vegas may not be the ideal environment for you.
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@dave_maison
@_kaitlingrady
@BurgerKing
Meat is heavily subsidized, imitation meat is not. It’s competing in a rigged market.
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@battlehateharm
@mustachetoilet
Good point. You’ve made me realize that I don’t care about you or your thoughts enough to analyze the specific reason you think stupid things. Goodbye.
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@BerenHand
JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier, I am a citizen of a free republic and your sad little island’s rules do not apply.
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@SwannMarcus89
It’s frankly one of my bigger failures of empathy that I can’t get in the head of a person who looks at a mega church and thinks “ah yes, the ideal place to seek spiritual truth.”
And yet, that’s like a quarter of my countrymen.
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@ejrosetta
@50shadegreyskul
Missing apostrophe in red, missing commas in blue. It’s ok, everyone starts somewhere ❤️
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@TechnoEmpress
@GarrettML
> the rest is disheartening
It’s ok, you can just say your countrymen ethnically cleansed their Jewish population. Pretty much everyone else did, you aren’t special.
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@ArcticLatifundi
Pictured: a British clipper sailing 10,270 miles around Cape Horn to India for absolutely no reason because Indian food is awful and nobody in Europe would want to buy their spices.
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@TrueSlazac
> go to country where you have the option to refuse payment for service if the service is terrible
> receive good service
> refuse to pay
> people are mad
Burgerland, amirite?
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@frozenagitation
The belief that poor people are incapable of using public space without smoking fentanyl in it is one of the most absurd and classist ideas I’ve ever seen.
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@cultofhappyfolk
@squirtstain
Most of the seams around these parts have already been picked over, but if you’re patient you can still find the occasional rare wojak the big outfits missed. It’s not much, but it covers the bills.
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@quantian1
Vote for me and my platform of intermittent public floggings for all grad students for no reason.
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@chadstanton
The burgers are $17 and do not come with sides. Your water comes in a reused wine bottle. The word “slutty” appears on the menu at least twice.
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@Blanjipan
When he turned his head, could you see daylight shining in one ear and out the other?
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@tomgara
The necktie seatbelt is brilliant. If I get in a fender bender it immediately snaps my neck, killing me humanely and saving me the embarrassment of exchanging insurance information.
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@ShawnHils
Hey, that’s not fair. Just look at this charming painting of the beloved family pet, hung proudly in the Vance home.
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@Prolemasses
TBF the Wilmington metro is essentially Delaware’s entire population and economy. The only other states I can think of where a mayor is comparably powerful to the governor are Rhode Island and, weirdly, New York.
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@CliffConnolly
@sam_d_1995
I think a president who is old is preferable to a president who is old and also a fascist.
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@number_pizza111
- tidy borders, little ambiguity about what is and isn’t North America except for Greenland sort of
- nice diversity of landscapes and climates
- lots of fresh water
- insanely OP natural harbors on both coasts
Yeah Slartibartfast was cooking with this one.
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@KareemRifai
Fellas I’m beginning to suspect that antisemites have infiltrated the Death To Israel movement.
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@halaljew
@accountpalatine
so just to clarify your line in the sand here is “sure we killed those babies but you can’t prove their heads came off while they were alive”
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@heyernold
The VP does not make policy and they’re substantively identical on every issue. I’d prefer Walz but this is just not a big deal.
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@Zeddary
The GOP is completely flat-footed about Walz because they’ve based their entire aesthetic language on cruelty to outgroups (racial minorities, women, the political left fringe, LGBT people) and have no idea how to handle a guy who isn’t any of those things.
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@Sturgeons_Law
I think it’s slightly different. I think the modern version has more to do with white people failing to understand the usage of the habitual be. Unlike the “am” thing, AAVE speakers really do use “be” more broadly than in most dialects, but not as a simple present tense.
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@battlehateharm
@mustachetoilet
Literally one of his main theses is that good clothes don’t have to be expensive and expensive clothes often aren’t good.
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