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going to be much less active here, check out that other website if you want
Joined March 2023
@aaronAcarr The crazy part is the implication that he texts his girlfriend by typing out her number every time.
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@sentientpsyop Go to Taipei with a โMao was rightโ sign. People might yell at you but youโll be fine. Go to Beijing with a โremember the Tiananmen Square massacreโ sign and youโll beโฆ not fine.
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@shellsist @RS_Glide08 Six year old time traveller: Iโm here for the party :). Adult time traveller: youโre not safe here little one.
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@thechosenberg Iโm not saying healthy polyamory is impossible, Iโm just saying every piece of polyamory relationship advice Iโve seen boils down to โhow to shout down the little voice that keeps saying this is horrible and youโre being abused.โ.
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Like, Iโm not sure gentiles grasp how insanely damning this was. You canโt get this kind of fuckup by just having Jews be a small minority in your group, you need to have literally ZERO Jews for this to happen. If ONE Jew was in the room, they would have spotted this at once.
Remember that time โJewishโ Voice for โPeaceโ wrote Hebrew backwards?
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@KatarinaHill2 @zoebroog @DanielVicsik @RvreWvre @_MissValX @SkyNews ratio at 2100 to 0 and counting
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@FToast60 โHi, I noticed you arenโt obeying the demands of my religion and thatโs like really problematic?โ
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@GuilWhisperer Sabaton: made a song about how the Holocaust was bad. The Beatles: never made a song clarifying their position on the Holocaust, possibly pro-Holocaust.
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New York hasnโt logged a fatal shark attack in decades. A New Yorker is killed by cars every thirty hours. Our governor is more worried about playing Ahab than following the law and implementing congestion pricing as promised.
With new shark drones and pilots to monitor our state beaches on Long Island, weโre going to take the bite out of shark attacks this summer ๐ฆ
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@KAVARI_ โSemen retention has me drawing sacred geometry againโ says man who would have been revered Kabbalist mystic 4,000 years ago.
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@Sturgeons_Law McWhorter talks about this in his work on black English. A lot of the earliest records of black dialect in America arenโt real language at all, but an invented minstrelese that no one ever actually spoke. The use of โamโ as an all purpose version of โto beโ is a typical feature.
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The craziest part of this election is that there are ten days left and โTrump keeps saying he wants to invade Mexicoโ has never at any point been a top-line issue.
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@DukakisDude Communist dystopia: yes we know youโre starving, itโs still illegal to eat the grass clippings from the city park. Capitalist dystopia: rent is high.
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@hutchleah @kittstclair Perhaps if Harvard Medical School says itโs fine not to wear a mask, then itโs fine not to wear a mask.
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@secondcityy Letting the Grindr notification noise go off in a meeting is a power move because you get to see who jumps.
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@euronatiii @ProjectStrider Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about cheese.
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@DanielleM0116 @yhdistyminen @arealfrog_ > overproduce. > overpriced. Iโm begging you to simply enter the same room as an introductory economics textbook, itโs possible some information will enter your head by osmosis.
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@Duderichy The (semi-correct) answer is lack of startup capital, which is funny because it requires accepting that most of a cafeโs operating cost is stuff like rent and insurance rather than employee wages - ie, exactly the stuff this person ignores.
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@_arenio PoV: itโs September of 1945 in Berlin, the war in Europe lasted slightly longer because the groรehodenbombenpistolenwurst worked on the eighth try
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@TSoS_ Imagine you live on weird horny BDSM planet and you wake up in your weird horny BDSM apartment and go to your job at a weird horny BDSM office where youโre, like, a middle manager at a shipping company.
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@sovereignofkent Itโs all โbeing passionate about something is so attractiveโ until just being out the PowerPoint about how the displacement of Sumerian paganism by Semitic Yahwism led to the invention of Euclidean city-planning.
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@dioscuri Tea wasnโt introduced to England until the 1650s and didnโt become popular for decades after. To put that a little differently, itโs likely Oliver Cromwell never tasted it in his life.
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@RiverTamYDN Since he also apparently believes embryos are people, I look forward to keeping ~10,000 progeny in a thermos and casting their votes accordingly.
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@Dick_Butte โCCTV footage confirms the suspect had an aura of regret longing, repeat: aura of regret and longing.โ.
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@yourbuddyash > show up. > act like an absolute freak for two hours . > die. Ideal second-movie-of-a-trilogy miniboss villain.
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@NickyScatz Why does Biden have field offices in Philly suburbs and not in East Jewlynch County (population 4)
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@yawnyaa Every time someone sees a person doing something cute/weird/funny in public and draws it rather than photographing them, an angel gets its wings.
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@Nexuist People value not having their MacBook stolen more than they value the rights of the guy who stole their MacBook. Itโs a reality we have to work with.
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@agraybee Puerto Rico is a bit like the big Indian reservations, in that it has an actual elected government and those governments often chooses to do things (PR moving toward statehood, reservations approving pipelines) that clash with the noble savage image and make leftists bluescreen.
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@coolperson3008 Everyone is taking about these women like the paper is from the โ40s and theyโre all dead. This was just thirty years ago! โFemme lesbo scientistโ is only 55! Go find your assertive lesbian milfs! Sheโs buying ham at Costco right now, unaware her old want-ad is on Twitter!.
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@mattyglesias โDemocratsโ divisive anti-felony campaign risks alienating pro-felony voters.โ.
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@eraiwo @LetcalfeMarkey2 I donโt think itโs really the point of a memorial to Germanyโs greatest national shame to make it pretty to look at.
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@gigi_candid @uncle_deluge Oh to be the guy who gets to drink the other half of the train monkeyโs beer.
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@EmmaTolkin Horse Meat Disco ๐. My man has both perfectly understood and effortlessly outdone gay club naming conventions.
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@gabrielledrolet Ona spectrum from โobjectโ to โperson,โ the muppets clock in at about an 8.4 - just below gorillas that know sign language and a little above the British royal family.
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@17776ers New York losing the 2001 World Series is the best proof ever that MLB really is not rigged.
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@ThrustWR Fellas Iโm beginning to think Russia may not be fully committed to ethical and legal conduct in war.
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@WNYT Yes, if you remove half the population and virtually the entire economy Trump would be ahead in the remaining hinterland. Brilliant.
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@MarcusSinclair2 @ryxcommar You guys are so weird about this. Somehow you believe people in cities are all wimpy girly men, but youโre terrified of the mundane stuff we do every day without thinking about it. I worked a 16:00-02:00 shift in Brooklyn until a year ago and walked home every night.
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@north0fnorth @MichaelSFBA Itโs awesome that the endocrine system of an adult human is 100% prepared to accept a complete reversal in its orders like a bunch of supervillain goons. The hormones say โchange of plans boys, weโre making breast tissue nowโ and the glands are like โduhh you gawd it bawss.โ.
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@GMomurder Adolph Hitler, known for his staunch anti-shooting-yourself-in-the-head position.
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@Julcuba ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝDue to the recent tragedy, todayโs pro-tragedy meeting has been postponed. Stay tuned for rescheduling updates as soon as everyone forgets that traffic violence is a policy choice and we can go back to putting parking above human lives.โ.
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@providenceluvr Apocalypse Now came out 45 years ago. That PA could still be alive. We have to find him and hear his story of paddling out into the river to fill up the Brando trough.
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@spacemacchiato @Newposter2 โGot some new fucked up guys for you milord.โ. โSplendid.โ.
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@rejectHisDesign @Nymphomachy what specific power of the presidency is Biden not using to your satisfaction.
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@dax19956 Take a look at what local Green Party branches actually look like. Itโs a handful of boomer cranks, your local pyramid scheme aunt, and increasingly a cadre of disaffected Islamists. Itโs not an organization capable of strategizing further than the next HOA squabble.
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@Hanasaku_Yuri Fellas I have received a disturbing report that homosexuals may have gained a foothold in the navy.
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@CameronCorduroy The term is literally meaningless and at this point equivalent to โinvolved in some way with a government or other institution I donโt like.โ.
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@jeremykauffman โThere is no scenario in which me, with my brain, my personality, and my genetics didnโt eat breakfast this morning.โ.
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@arealfrog_ If you want to control what is built on an adjoining lot, you are free to buy it. Otherwise pipe down commie, my property rights start at the fence line.
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@leftistbrayden The pandemic drove small but persistent groups of people permanently insane in opposite directions.
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@mattyglesias Down thread he says one of the things heโs being denied is praise. People arenโt praising you because youโre doing a bad job! Youโre just demanding they lie to you more!.
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@PanAmComintern is your position that everyone should remain in their race-assigned neighborhood for life.
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@admcrlsn ะะฐ comrade, I am patriotic American voter from North Carolina Oblast. I support ex-premier Trump because Comissar Harris will steal our warm-water port and give it to Cossacks.
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@ppavnr Incredibly funny that this is about expressing his honest beliefs one (1) time without adequately ensuring no poors could overhear.
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@naaycoqui Having the tag โmass strike nowโ for five years and counting with no mass strike is a remarkable self-own.
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@umh_ok The Falklands dispute is awesome because itโs basically the only conflict ever where Britain is 100% unambiguously in the right and Argentine nationalists CANNOT let it go. Itโs like if Brazil randomly staked its national pride on conquering Connecticut.
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@ZacB_MN Maryland and particularly Delaware have come so far people forget they were Union slave states that had to be essentially preemtivey occupied to keep them from joining the traitors.
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@ratapspsps @OneEyedAlpaca Open marriages are great if you want to delay your divorce by six to ten months while enjoying all the downsides of both relationships and singledom.
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@bfurnas This is a big part of the reason Iโm such an ardent YIMBY. People shouldnโt have to choose between safety and affording a home, and to accommodate that blue states have to build.
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@cointelprostate Coming home safe because a bullet glanced off your chastity cage like getting stopped by a pocket Bible in World War One.
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@GansoDeDefensa Houthis: *extended Sephiroth monologue*. Chowdah Hill: pupper luvs hims snackos yes him does.
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@twxntystxtches @vol08dawg @heaveninhorror what specific war crimes has Harris committed in her capacity as Vice President, an office with no military powers.
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@questionableway The cope over lab diamonds being as good as / better than dirt diamonds is crazy. People hate that they lost a socially acceptable way to flaunt wealth and now you need a microscope to tell the difference between their $20,000 rock and something I can get on Amazon for 49 bucks.
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@lipfilllers @2sandz IDK emergency services treating a guy with compassion (and also likely saving him thousands of dollars on an ambulance trip / hospital visit) seems pretty great to me. Hope my guy got his donuts.
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@GhostsinCairo @the_gauntlets โHi, I noticed youโre not voluntarily subjugating yourself to the demands of my religion, and thatโs like really problematic??โ.
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@dave_maison @_kaitlingrady @BurgerKing Meat is heavily subsidized, imitation meat is not. Itโs competing in a rigged market.
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@YIMBYLAND I would say if you donโt want to live near giant gaudy glowing stuff Las Vegas may not be the ideal environment for you.
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@battlehateharm @mustachetoilet Good point. Youโve made me realize that I donโt care about you or your thoughts enough to analyze the specific reason you think stupid things. Goodbye.
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@BerenHand JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier, I am a citizen of a free republic and your sad little islandโs rules do not apply.
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@SwannMarcus89 Itโs frankly one of my bigger failures of empathy that I canโt get in the head of a person who looks at a mega church and thinks โah yes, the ideal place to seek spiritual truth.โ. And yet, thatโs like a quarter of my countrymen.
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@JoePostingg what ethnicity do you think Israel, a plurality-Sephardi state with large Ashkenazi and Arab minorities, is ethnonationalist of.
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@ejrosetta @50shadegreyskul Missing apostrophe in red, missing commas in blue. Itโs ok, everyone starts somewhere โค๏ธ
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