@vanillaopinions
“i can’t believe he hates queer people”, she cried about the guy whose only political convictions and entire campaign are “i hate queer people”
retweet if your centerfielder hasn't said the f slur on a hot mic and/or hasn't lost an easy 2-out pop up in the lights for an inside the park grand slam
@ccsrevenge
it sucks because it’s like absolutely a thing that should not be done but also if you bring it up more than once you’re the circumcision guy. and generally you do not want to be known as the circumcision guy
there's an old jon bois horror story (no, i'm not making this up) of a pitcher who strikes a deal with satan to be the greatest pitcher who ever lived. mason miller is the closest we'll get to that, i think
@biggestjoel
had an awful elementary school experience and hearing the “bullies are just cowards” line always just pissed me off. people are cruel because they enjoy being cruel
@jedwill
remember seeing a post like “male manipulators don’t actually listen to shit like the smiths they listen to phonk and meme music” and it was all i could think about for like a week
“professional sports are rigged” is one of those things that’s fun to joke about but is insanely stupid to actually believe. if pro sports were actually rigged, new york would have more than just one good team right now
Within one week’s time, Shane Bieber and Eury Perez have needed Tommy John surgery and Spencer Strider has serious elbow concerns. Gerrit Cole is out until at least June with elbow issues, too.
Pitching is a brutal business.
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Mookie Betts grabs the
#2
spot on the
#Top100RightNow
, the third
@Dodgers
player in the Top 5!
Betts dominated in 2023, adding another Silver Slugger Award and All-Star nod to his collection.
the reason the mariners are so low despite having maybe the best pitching staff in the league is because whenever they start losing by more than a run they put twitter trolls out on the mound
me in interviews: I regard the documentary not as mere “content,” but an experience, an opportunity to explore a story alongside the audience. It is in this manner that an ostensibly one-sided exercise feels instead like a true conversation.
me on twitter: yo shout out to $100
has your team tweeted since getting eliminated?:
yes: rays, brewers, marlins, orioles, twins
no: dodgers, braves
yes, but only about the israeli-palestinian conflict: blue jays