just max productions (Hou Chronicle contributor)
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20 y/o π³οΈβπ πππ©· fan of the Astros, Texans, and Mizzou π sub to the channel
in the horrors of my own mind
Joined June 2020
why do we insist on using a 7 year old photo of Trump when he's looking significantly worse for wear these days.
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It's a tough race here folks, they both make good cases. Joe Flacco - sucked last year, doesn't suck this year. Damar Hamlin - died, is not currently dead.
NFL Comeback Player of the Year odds, via DraftKings:. β’ Damar Hamlin: -150.β’ Joe Flacco: +100
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here is Davis Mills kneeling out the clock to end the Browns season last year
@AdamSchefter Heβs still in the league?! ππ.
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@MrKrabsKachow it is her official portrait from when she was inaugurated as Vice President in 2021.
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LeBron James facing the worst pitcher on any double A team
NBA players can literally play any other sport if they wanted to bruh π.
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every single time a player does this one of Jeter's Gold Gloves should be taken away.
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she's the only cis woman who I strive to look like.
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*Dodgers win 115 games next season*. the 89 win Phillies in the NLCS
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I hate modern sports viewing man
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107 pitches in a tie game and they left the starter in this is real ball.
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Paul Skenes is dating a college student?.
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every single home run in Aaron Judge's career. notice anything?
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Shark Tank at 8pm in the hotel bedroom
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Spiderman is canonically a Mets fan I don't see why Miles Morales wouldn't also be one
Miles Morales is a NYY/NYK fan btw.
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MLB when other teams win the division:
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umm I don't think he's the most famous guy in frame ESPN
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meatball down the pipe with no velocity on a completely gassed pitcher and he's supposed to be the greatest hitter since Bonds lol okay.
Iβm crying bro canβt even avoid a short porch homer in a cartoon πππ
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the Red Sox every now and then.
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through age 24
Aaron Judge is the best hitter we will ever see in our lifetime.
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I hate modern ESPN viewing man
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@NoPoasting that's the most dad thing ever to be like "look I don't carry if you're a girl now you need to stop going to bed at 2am".
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@ccsrevenge isn't the implication that Bob has been to the bosses office so many times and gotten this same exact lecture dozens of times not that it's happened in previous identities?.
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a domestic abuser, ruining a streak from an all time beloved pitcher, against a team that is intentionally playing as badly as possible to permanently alienate the entire city by moving away. how can you not absolutely hate baseball.
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the 81 win Marlins off Yamamoto in Game 1 of the NLDS
Japanese star Yoshinobu Yamamoto and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on an 12-year, $325 million contract, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN.
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Isaac Paredes is about to have home/away splits that make people bring back the trash can allegations.
Isaac Paredes in 2024 overlaid with Minute Maid Park. Yeah heβs gonna become the best 3rd basemen in baseball now
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how many times have you won the World Series in a season where you failed to reach 65 wins
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"Mom, how bad was Martin Maldonado?"
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fitting that it came up 4 in the 8th against a 29-93 opponent ππ.
AARON JUDGE WITH HOME RUN NO. 300 π±π. HE'S THE FASTEST PLAYER TO REACH THAT MARK π₯. (via @MLB) .
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I cannot state enough how funny it is that 29/30 MLB fanbases saw this regression coming and the Ranger faithful plugged their ears and said they were the next dynasty.
I donβt know how this is the same team that won the World Series last year
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
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say no to velocity
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O.J. Simpson, accomplished actor and TV personality, boy those eyes, hypnotic, decorated Hall of Fame running-. hold the fort. says here he murdered his wife
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I will give someone who likes this $100 if anyone other than Betts in this top 5 finishes top 15 in OBP this season.
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the Astros are a PTSD factory
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the official MLB upload for the clip of the Yankees last World Series win is in 480p btw
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Game 7 of the 2019 World Series
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Barry Bonds had a Postseason OPS of .618 through his first 27 playoff games which means people in the 90s would probably have been posting memes like this
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entire timeline openly celebrating an athlete hopefully tearing their achilles youβll never see this again.
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@YankeeWRLD NBA fans when a clearly staged publicity stunt was filmed and a random game from the 1960s wasn't
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call him El MAGA the way he hasn't had power since 2021.
Play of the year so far from Javier Baez. El Mago is still alive
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mind you this is what MLB the Show 11 looked like
How does this game look worse graphically than it did 13 years ago . While also being a shell of what it once was feature wise . Itβs gotten worse than madden now.
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i think for lesbian visibility week all the lesbians should quote this with cute pics of them so we can see youπ».
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"MLB's home run champion" hasn't hit an MLB homer since 2022 btw.
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why did MLB stop putting the number of All Star trips on the patches
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y'all understand that he didn't even deny what he did right? both the pedophilia and the gambling.
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how are the Panthers even woke.
These confederate ass niggas fr using our terrible season to push their shitty agendas ππ
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Royce Lewisβs 162 game pace this year: . 61 home runs .377 total bases .138 RBI.
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NFL fans are discovering the wheel while MLB fans have already put a man on Mars.
Inspired by Statcast & Baseball Savantβs player pages, I wanted to build a similar type tool for the NFL and specifically, quarterback play. Every quarterback season since 2006 is available (min. 150 plays). Red = Good.White/Gray = Average.Blue = Bad.
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@BenVerlander What about my case, where I also was never charged with anything, and where Iβm also the victim of fraud? Why am I not allowed to go back to playing?.
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Max Fried has a higher Postseason ERA than Clayton freaking Kershaw
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this is the fastest pitch to be homered on in the Statcast era
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this is, at best, a misguided joke and at worst just blatant Transphobia.
Gary: "Nice catch by the ball girl.". Keith: "Person. You can be neutral. They can't get you that way."
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note how all these New York championship winning highlights are in 4:3.
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J.J. ISN'T HOMOPHOBIC LET'S GOOOOO
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THE DALLAS WHAT???.
Merry Christmas! My present to you: 12 new logos!. See them all here:
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wake up babe, the 2nd morally okay reason to deadname just dropped.
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the worst batter in this lineup had a wRC+ of 112
Whatβs the greatest starting lineup your favorite sports team has fielded that you can remember?.
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*Yankees fans celebrating they won't have to face the Astros*. 40 year old Yuli Gurriel on the Royals:
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the Houston Texans every year at 3:30pm on a Saturday in January
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this clip is so funny because I like to think Ichiro just decided he was going to homer no matter what and was like yeah idc who this guy is.
Players in MLB History to do the following:. - β₯ 50.0 bWAR.- β₯ .300 AVG.- β₯ 100 Fielding Runs.- β₯ 50 Baserunning Runs. Willie Mays. Ichiro Suzuki. Thatβs it.
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wish me luck guys π
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since 2017 the Astros have witnessed:. -3 immaculate innings.-6 no hitters (3 combined, 1 in WS).-2 300 K seasons.-30 All Star appearances (1 MVP).-7 Silver Sluggers.-7 Gold Gloves (1 Plat).-2 CY Youngs.-10 CY Young Vote getting seasons.-1 MVP.-24 MVP Vote getting seasons.-1 ROY
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this is an insane video
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I almost felt bad for Clayton, but then I remembered that he didn't want a drag group invited to the Dodgers Pride Night and then pushed them to host a 'Christian Faith and Family Day' as a response
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"uhmm yes I actually think Yordan Alvarez is overrated"
The Athletic did an anonymous player poll on the most overrated player in baseball and this was the result. Thoughts?
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if you told someone at literally any point in baseball history that a player would go 50-50 with a .982 OPS they would absolutely say they deserve MVP but for some reason people think Lindor is worthy because he plays defense lol.
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do you guys remember that time I saved that orphanage from that fire started by Byron Buxton.
Hi Iβm Scarlet, your trusty 2B and RF aka your favorite Tyler Freeman fan girl π«‘
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no YouTuber will ever make a series this good, it's not physically possible, the number of things that kept happening in order for this one series to keep going is truly absurd
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@KryzivenTake2 the 3rd string defensive end when Andy Reid says he needs him for a goal line package
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Yankees fans watching their 2 run lead evaporate on a Yordan missile to right center in the 8th inning on March 28th, 2024
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wouldn't Palestine be the home team?.
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you just had to be there man
One of the nastiest innings ever :. Bryan Abreu World Series game 4
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finally a playoff grand slam from Lindor that doesn't have racist imagery all over it.
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gotta clarify some things for people since there's some confusion. the reason the bottom of the zone appears empty is because he's very tall and the Baseball Savant strike zone doesn't update for some reason.
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