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USMC, Army Airborne, PMC, Freelance Illustrator. Other socials:

Joined December 2013
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@The_Sourkraut
Sour
8 months
Honored to have been digitally motorboated live. Thanks @Badlaz0rcat for clipping it since I missed it live.
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@The_Sourkraut
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I can't imagine the psychological response to witnessing the hell of drones decimating your friends for 2 years. Realizing it finally came for you, and the moment you accept your fate you look and it's a fucking pepsi.
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A surrendering Russian soldier gets a drink airdropped by a Ukrainian drone as he crawls towards UA lines.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Due to a very stupid mistake i carried a Mk32 for a month as my sole weapon. A random officer saw me, got mad and screamed "Where the fuck is your primary weapon!?" . When I said this was it, he looked at me for a bit, yelled "THATS BADASS!" Gave a thumbs up and walked off.
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A demonstration of the 40mm Milkor Grenade Launcher system
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@The_Sourkraut
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7 months
I'm going to look back on this when the Game Award for best multiplayer goes to something like Skull and Bones.
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Bros I think Helldivers 2 just won 2024
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@The_Sourkraut
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I'm at the scrappedyard. Straight up 'Jonken it' and by 'it' haha, well. let's justr say. My priyus.
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yeah man i'm just grabbing some parts from the jonkeyard
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@The_Sourkraut
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I often forget Koikatsu is a porn game just from how crazy people get using it like it's blender
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I'm Try doing something. #koikatsu
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@The_Sourkraut
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Company installed a login and tracking system for the forklifts. Immediately registers the new guy as having hit 6Gs on it. How?
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 months
Walk into the gym at 4. receptionist had twin tails, big glasses and one of those frilly maid headbands. I'm finally losing my grip on reality
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@The_Sourkraut
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4 years
A master study I was not sober for any moment of.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Shrimp fried rice Ponko
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@eufrik
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Artists show me your most popular piece It was this one somehow
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@The_Sourkraut
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5 years
This is....something else.
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@The_Sourkraut
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7 months
The combo of Sci-Fi gear and casual work clothes is peak Fronteir fit
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Mooreshots| November Black
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It's nerf or nothing
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@The_Sourkraut
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7 months
Y'all left my ass on Malevelon, I was still holding the line.
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7 months
DID WE LOSE MALEVELON CREEK!!
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Day 29. Ponko From: Useless Ponko I cannot reccomend this manga enough. She is the best.
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@The_Sourkraut
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3 months
Perhaps 2 years was a bit too long.
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If Chiitan responds I'll fly from PA to California and get the Volvo I abandoned 2 Years ago and drive it back immediately.
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@The_Sourkraut
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When I was in the Army I was in 2-506 Easy. I cannot begin to explain how stuck up its own ass that unit is specifically because of this show and other movies. We ran 7 miles a day because of A Bridge to Far, the Band of Brothers theme was played at every ceremony.
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Member when they drafted the dorky paleontologist from Friends to play an Army CPT in Band of Brothers and he never even had to switch characters--?
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Art Vs Artist I'm built stupid.
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Artist VS Art I need to stop being lazy and make more shit, I know.
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A couple hundred people followed me over this one post. I've never had a lot of confidence in my looks or my art but I feel a bit better about it now.
Art Vs Artist I'm built stupid.
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@The_Sourkraut
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7 months
If you haven't seen Starship Troopers Traitor of Mars yes. One of the best characters is just a Gyaru
@Wafflemann115
Denski 🇧🇪
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oh yeah i'm definitely drawing her
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@The_Sourkraut
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8 months
I was also a brand new Boot. I was shitting bricks when he started yelling. It was him and another lt that saw me. Never felt so relieved and confused as when he said that and left.
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 years
I fucking love toys! I fucking love war! I lm addicted to toppling kingdoms to fund my toy addiction!
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@HarmfulOpinion
𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠
2 years
Men used to kill shit with spears and topple kingdoms.
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If Chiitan responds I'll fly from PA to California and get the Volvo I abandoned 2 Years ago and drive it back immediately.
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7 months
Having seniors that were fallujah vets was fun because you learned urban warfare doctrine and "How we really did it". Clearing a room: Slice the pie and flow in? Or Grenades and hold the saw around the corner and hose ?
@kinpatsukenshi
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Work smarter, not harder. <---[❌] [✅] --->
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@Helldiversmedia
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Refunds on Steam work!! Here is good guy Steam accepting simple, straightforward logic. #Helldivers2
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@The_Sourkraut
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Let's take the worst possible choice of a vehicle for this role and make it heavier, decrease its range, over tax it's drivetrain and remove the visibility.
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NEXTA
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A kit has been released for the Cybertruck that turns the car into an APC. The Sting Protector modification from Archimedes Defense protects the driver from 7.62mm bullets fired from an assault rifle. Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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@The_Sourkraut
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The online pda chat mod truely perfects the Stalker experience.
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 years
Can’t believe AI Seinfeld got cancelled in objectively the funniest way possible.
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@The_Sourkraut
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8 months
Got the Purp receiver. I haven't seen that in ages. That baby's old.
@trip_to_valkiri
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Ukrainian soldier with M4A1 rifle, battle of Avdiivka, January 2024. As he claims M4 performs very well in muddy battlefield conditions.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Plugged in an old SD card with photos of my first deployment. A lot of the photos are starting to corrupt. Even time is forgetting my friends faces.
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@The_Sourkraut
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3 months
It begins
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If Chiitan responds I'll fly from PA to California and get the Volvo I abandoned 2 Years ago and drive it back immediately.
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 months
The QR menu loaded a 404 error once and I just got up and left.
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I feel old for saying it, but I like physical menus more
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@The_Sourkraut
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I give it 6 months before we get news of it being an extraction shooter.
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The next ‘BATTLEFIELD’ game will return to a modern setting. • 64 player maps • Traditional classes return • Back-to-basics approach • Full production began earlier this year (Source: )
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@The_Sourkraut
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Ponko
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Artists, show me your most popular piece this is my new one
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@The_Sourkraut
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I need to finally mention this. When I was a PMC during the last few weeks of the Afghan withdrawl. Someone drew this flork boomer sock on fucking everything. Every toilet stall. Above every machine gun position. Every tower it just appeared one day.
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@FlorkOfCows
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How much would it cost me to make a real PMC
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@itsjustmaxok Litteraly his first time on one of these things. I left him alone for minutes
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@The_Sourkraut
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8 months
I messed putting mk32 and not just M32.
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@The_Sourkraut
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4 months
I watched a man get shot outside of a nightclub. I was to drunk to do anything and it's eating me up.
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I have arrived in the Phillipines, a sentence I've never heard spoken with Joy.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Drove all night so slow updates. Here's her at Bonneville this morning
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Perhaps 2 years was a bit too long.
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Northern California Miku
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brazilian miku
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This is the "Anime food looks so good" tweet for pretentious bellends.
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Mildly interesting: these two trucks have the same bed length.
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@The_Sourkraut
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I had to dig deep but I found me with it.
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@The_Sourkraut
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4 years
Drops in pollution have led to flocks of wild Zeros being seen over Hawaii for the first time in 75 years. Nature is healing, we are the virus
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 years
They almost got me
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@LichVtuber
Froot💀VSHOJO
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Seen a few people impersonate me on discord, please be careful of these scammers, they’re using my likeness to get money from you Thankyou for those of you who were quick to recognise the fake and alert me on it, unfortunately it seems to be a reoccurring thing
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@chiitan7407 I won't let you down Chiitan
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This dude built an Airsoft C-Ram. They are on a different level over there.
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kogoro
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ファランクスミニ、試射。 楽���いがBB弾の掃除めんどくさすぎてエグい。 もっと広いとこでやりたいですなー 防備しても跳弾半端なくて痛いし。
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@The_Sourkraut
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@hirotonfa The tapestry of my people. Good to see proper representation of my roots
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Little known fact, if you blind fire the saw it will sniff out its own targets like a mechanized truffle pig
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@The_Sourkraut
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2 years
Bocchi The Rock or Something #BocchiTheRock
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@The_Sourkraut
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Officers rotated in and out fast just to have The Easy Company on their record. Every one of them wanted to be Winters. Every single one of them was Sobel to the core. Worst performing unit I've ever been in but still somehow still smoked some other brigades in the 101st
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@The_Sourkraut
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@offwestie I said good morning like a normal human
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Muting this because "what a crazy situation" has been misread as "X is Justified" by minors and grown men who tounge kiss their father's.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Takekuni Ikeda served aboard the Yahagi during WW2. Lived long enough to see the Kancolle version, "she's cute, she looks like a good girl." Chuck Yeager also lived long enough to know about Strike Witches and Shirley being based on him.
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@PopulismUpdates
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What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?
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@The_Sourkraut
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I've been informed it's not a town hosted event. But specifically a independent LARP event where people pretend they live in Ohio
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@The_Sourkraut Despite being Pole I actually never heard about it. I did some digging and it turns out it's more of a controlled LARP event done in a remote campsite. Setting is supposed to resemble white trash trailer park in Ohio.
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@The_Sourkraut
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Come into work " You take the bridge this morning ?" Nah, why is it backed up? "It's gone"
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Makes you feel old af when those characters are revealed to be like 23-26 tops every time
@_rawrell
Rawrell 🌘
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The worst part of growing up is when you realize the "older women" in anime are just women your age now
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Stopped in Cheyenne last night. Now halfway through Nebraska
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Drove all night so slow updates. Here's her at Bonneville this morning
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Dead City
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@LimboPhantow Throw em like a those Scottish dudes throw logs
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I'm going to lose friends over this.
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Plain as the background is I really like how this one came out.
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@BunnAriii
Bun🍞
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Artists, show me the art piece you are still very proud of 🧡🫶
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Well boys I did all I could. PA has determined any Japanese import is a Mini Truck regardless of the legal definition. And therefore too dangerous for public roads. But I'm beyond petty so I'm gonna skirt around that.
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@alltheway08 I was moving units soon so I was sent to this training cycle thing to help out with roadguard and stuff. I wasn't sent with my weapon. They decided when I got there they wanted me back in my old platoon and so that's what happened.
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@JoeKassabian
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I love this fucking website I'm never leaving
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@The_Sourkraut
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I never felt as old as seeing the worst gear I was ever issued become hip and trendy surplus
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csAlfredo
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Spread the word boys we got another milsurp plug in the form of Interceptor body armor from Deadline Design!
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@The_Sourkraut
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Local cat trys an IPA.
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Abrams fatal flaw is being designed with weaknesses to prioritize crew survival. We have more abrams than crews, this system works well.
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I just want you to stop and appretiate my buddys truck. We counted at least 6 different vehicles
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I swear Im getting milage out of this photo. The amount of this kind of content you'd find in any military unit, the supposed cream of the crop "red blooded men". Would make your head spin.
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@aimeeterese
Aimee Terese
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Comic books, cartoons, anime and “graphic novels” are for children. Would rather a guy who watches porn than reads that crap, at least he’s a red blooded male, not an infant.
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@BuddyLove87 @fasc1nate When's the last time you saw dry headphones on display? Think it worked on some level
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And I don't mean that in a good light. This unit, who was so strapped for men that a squad consisted of 7 people and a team was a TL and a 249 gunner. Somehow decimated other units in force on force training. That just showed me how rock bottom the army had gotten
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I kept this one to frame.
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@ArmyStrang
Shotgun seed sower
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I wish I had kept some of the letters sent to troops overseas from all the school kids. Since they didn't really understand what was happening, most of them were perfectly unhinged
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German armor with Balkenkreuz are engaging Russian armor with WW2 slogans on the side on the same fields 75 years later. We are on some alternate history timeline.
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@CookedAuto Lifting in another world
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Old but gold. It's time for my seasonal bad jokes #少女前线 #ドールズフロントライン #GirlsFrontline
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Merry Christmas!
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@planetapolilla
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Fugora's Special ability ! - If your plushie arrives suspiciously heavy please duck and cover! more in co~ mments!
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Steam awards is going to be a whole other shits show
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Heres CZ!!! #少女前线 #ドールズフロントライン #GirlsFrontline
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I'm 6'4 if that gives you an idea how big that thing is
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The Angolan advisor fit
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@sarahkendzior Why is it people cant fathom that other people like to purchase firearms? If you dont like then you litteraly have the choice of not owning one.
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Its time for the same terrible joke I post every year. #少女前线 #ドールズフロントライン #GirlsFrontline
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Stopped in De Moine to see a friend for a bit and finally made it to my Co Pilots house in Wisconsin. 37 long hours of driving done.
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Outstanding #Froot2Debut
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I’m addicted to horse puns #UmARTi
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All i could think of with IDW's new Outfit. #GirlsFrontline #ドールズフロントライン #少女前线 #소녀전선
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@megigogi I saw the shortage in 19 and it was bad. Can't imagine how smoked it is now
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Day 21 Agent #GirlsFrontline
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This is the only time a year I can enjoy this joke. Merry Christmas. #少女前线 #ドールズフロントライン #GirlsFrontline
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Make naps not War
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@Amelia98 @sarahkendzior Keep in mind this number includes suicides, accidents and self defence. A large majority are caused by Illegal firearms in the possession of criminals. We have rational gun laws in place. People just seem shocked that criminals don't follow laws.
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Totally legit merch of your favorite streamer. Now available on (link removed)
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