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USMC, Army Airborne, PMC, Freelance Illustrator. Other socials: https://t.co/tbg5xdtOms
Joined December 2013
"Guns won't work against. " .You think some abomination sealed for 3000 years has somehow developed an immunity to a weapon it cannot even fathom. Sorry bud, we are the horrors beyond comprehension.
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Insane things happening on the lunar surface.
Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??
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I'm a classic car guy, I'm in groups with tons of others. How often you see someone finish a restoration or a years long project only to have it destroyed by a distracted driver within a week would astound you.
A woman distracted by her phone while driving crashed into a 1948 Jaguar XK120
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I can't imagine the psychological response to witnessing the hell of drones decimating your friends for 2 years. Realizing it finally came for you, and the moment you accept your fate you look and it's a fucking pepsi.
A surrendering Russian soldier gets a drink airdropped by a Ukrainian drone as he crawls towards UA lines.
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People really put on their serious hats for this one.
Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?.
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Due to a very stupid mistake i carried a Mk32 for a month as my sole weapon. A random officer saw me, got mad and screamed "Where the fuck is your primary weapon!?" . When I said this was it, he looked at me for a bit, yelled "THATS BADASS!" Gave a thumbs up and walked off.
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We only ever see the same handful of video clips from WW2 that I'm always amazed when shots like this pop up from archives. A pre dreadnought of all things firing point blank into a city is insane and someone filmed it. People just gathering to watch is equally crazy.
The Battle of the Westerplatte, first combat between German and Polish forces on September 1st, 1939 🔥🔥
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I'm going to look back on this when the Game Award for best multiplayer goes to something like Skull and Bones.
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I'm at the scrappedyard. Straight up 'Jonken it' and by 'it' haha, well. let's justr say. My priyus.
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I often forget Koikatsu is a porn game just from how crazy people get using it like it's blender.
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Company installed a login and tracking system for the forklifts. Immediately registers the new guy as having hit 6Gs on it. How?.
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Walk into the gym at 4. receptionist had twin tails, big glasses and one of those frilly maid headbands. I'm finally losing my grip on reality.
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Shrimp fried rice Ponko
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I've been laughing at this stupid idea in my head for hours. Now I have to remember how to paint.
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I don't think people really understand how committed to this bit we've become. A grunt will eat a crayon without a second thought. I can confirm Roseart tastes better than Crayola.
i can't believe he got marines to actually eat crayons 😭😭
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The combo of Sci-Fi gear and casual work clothes is peak Fronteir fit.
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30 seconds into the new year and someone exploded. I am over 3 miles out to sea.
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Y'all left my ass on Malevelon, I was still holding the line.
DID WE LOSE MALEVELON CREEK!!.
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Day 29. Ponko.From: Useless Ponko.I cannot reccomend this manga enough. She is the best.
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Perhaps 2 years was a bit too long.
If Chiitan responds I'll fly from PA to California and get the Volvo I abandoned 2 Years ago and drive it back immediately.
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I was offered a 140k contract for a gig in Haiti earlier this year. Turned it down because this is what I expected. Lot of talk international with no plans to actually do anything. I'm not letting my ass get left hanging in the wind again. Certainly not with Cannibal Gangs.
Kenyan police left largely abandoned as they battle Haitian gangs to regain order. Basically only 400 Kenyans actually showed up from what was supposed to be thousands of multinational troops
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Some of you are demonstrating "unfathomable weapon" with your very very basic idea of a gun being a slingshot or a knife but kinda faster.
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When I was in the Army I was in 2-506 Easy. I cannot begin to explain how stuck up its own ass that unit is specifically because of this show and other movies. We ran 7 miles a day because of A Bridge to Far, the Band of Brothers theme was played at every ceremony.
Member when they drafted the dorky paleontologist from Friends to play an Army CPT in Band of Brothers and he never even had to switch characters--?
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Art Vs Artist.I'm built stupid.
Artist VS Art. I need to stop being lazy and make more shit, I know.
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A couple hundred people followed me over this one post. I've never had a lot of confidence in my looks or my art but I feel a bit better about it now.
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If you haven't seen Starship Troopers Traitor of Mars yes. One of the best characters is just a Gyaru.
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I was also a brand new Boot. I was shitting bricks when he started yelling. It was him and another lt that saw me. Never felt so relieved and confused as when he said that and left.
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Crackheads would make Narco subs look like toys if they ever knew how much copper is in deep sea cable.
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I fucking love toys! I fucking love war! I lm addicted to toppling kingdoms to fund my toy addiction!
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@WalkingFire1917 Can't agree more. That's what instead of restoration I have a habit of getting a classic shitbox to run and throw it on the road. God speed to everyone else.
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If Chiitan responds I'll fly from PA to California and get the Volvo I abandoned 2 Years ago and drive it back immediately.
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Having seniors that were fallujah vets was fun because you learned urban warfare doctrine and "How we really did it". Clearing a room: .Slice the pie and flow in?.Or.Grenades and hold the saw around the corner and hose ?.
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Refunds on Steam work!!. Here is good guy Steam accepting simple, straightforward logic. #Helldivers2
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Let's take the worst possible choice of a vehicle for this role and make it heavier, decrease its range, over tax it's drivetrain and remove the visibility.
A kit has been released for the Cybertruck that turns the car into an APC. The Sting Protector modification from Archimedes Defense protects the driver from 7.62mm bullets fired from an assault rifle. Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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This is what electric cars should look like. I don't want a fat bean, I want the future I was promised.
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The online pda chat mod truely perfects the Stalker experience.
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Can’t believe AI Seinfeld got cancelled in objectively the funniest way possible.
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Got the Purp receiver. I haven't seen that in ages. That baby's old.
Ukrainian soldier with M4A1 rifle, battle of Avdiivka, January 2024. As he claims M4 performs very well in muddy battlefield conditions.
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Plugged in an old SD card with photos of my first deployment. A lot of the photos are starting to corrupt. Even time is forgetting my friends faces.
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It begins
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The QR menu loaded a 404 error once and I just got up and left.
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I give it 6 months before we get news of it being an extraction shooter.
The next ‘BATTLEFIELD’ game will return to a modern setting. • 64 player maps.• Traditional classes return.• Back-to-basics approach .• Full production began earlier this year. (Source:
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Crew serve 20mm on any aircraft falls into two categorys.> American test bed .> French.
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Ponko
Artists, show me your most popular piece. this is my new one
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I take this little junya with me everywhere. Every warzone and country I've worked in she comes along. It is my ultimate good luck charm.
If you’re over 12 and still have plushies I’m sorry but grow the fuck up I beg.
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Grunt to Weeb pipeline is undefeated.
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I need to finally mention this. When I was a PMC during the last few weeks of the Afghan withdrawl. Someone drew this flork boomer sock on fucking everything. Every toilet stall. Above every machine gun position. Every tower it just appeared one day.
How much would it cost me to make a real PMC.
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I watched a man get shot outside of a nightclub. I was to drunk to do anything and it's eating me up.
I have arrived in the Phillipines, a sentence I've never heard spoken with Joy.
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Drove all night so slow updates. Here's her at Bonneville this morning
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Northern California Miku
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This is the "Anime food looks so good" tweet for pretentious bellends.
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Drops in pollution have led to flocks of wild Zeros being seen over Hawaii for the first time in 75 years. Nature is healing, we are the virus
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They almost got me
Seen a few people impersonate me on discord, please be careful of these scammers, they’re using my likeness to get money from you . Thankyou for those of you who were quick to recognise the fake and alert me on it, unfortunately it seems to be a reoccurring thing.
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@Klunk279 @CureJikan Given the number of cars on the road at any given time lethal accidents are very rare. Cars these days can take some extreme hits. You'll be more than fine as long as you know to pay attention to what's going on around you.
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Weakest Miku artist.the pfp the user
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This dude built an Airsoft C-Ram. They are on a different level over there.
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Little known fact, if you blind fire the saw it will sniff out its own targets like a mechanized truffle pig.
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It's a nice doll I'll give you that, but the wide hips give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
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Officers rotated in and out fast just to have The Easy Company on their record. Every one of them wanted to be Winters. Every single one of them was Sobel to the core. Worst performing unit I've ever been in but still somehow still smoked some other brigades in the 101st.
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I slept on the fucking ground dawg.
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Muting this because "what a crazy situation" has been misread as "X is Justified" by minors and grown men who tounge kiss their father's.
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I've been informed it's not a town hosted event. But specifically a independent LARP event where people pretend they live in Ohio
@The_Sourkraut Despite being Pole I actually never heard about it. I did some digging and it turns out it's more of a controlled LARP event done in a remote campsite. Setting is supposed to resemble white trash trailer park in Ohio.
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I have actual photos of myself you can roast. This is an art account, makes sense my pfp is something I drew.
yeesh. a cutesie waifu hottie. 😅 with a g*n?! i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with this fella😓
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Come into work." You take the bridge this morning ?".Nah, why is it backed up?."It's gone"
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Stopped in Cheyenne last night. Now halfway through Nebraska
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Makes you feel old af when those characters are revealed to be like 23-26 tops every time.
The worst part of growing up is when you realize the "older women" in anime are just women your age now
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Plain as the background is I really like how this one came out.
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Well boys I did all I could. PA has determined any Japanese import is a Mini Truck regardless of the legal definition. And therefore too dangerous for public roads. But I'm beyond petty so I'm gonna skirt around that.
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@alltheway08 I was moving units soon so I was sent to this training cycle thing to help out with roadguard and stuff. I wasn't sent with my weapon. They decided when I got there they wanted me back in my old platoon and so that's what happened.
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