PotatoMancer
@PlanBeeApiary
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Formerly active US Marine (was a lot thinner then), Currently Active IT Manager. Amateur game dev, small L libertarian, soon to be a beekeeper.
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Went for a run for the first time in like a decade this AM. Wasn't as bad as I expected, only the cows saw me struggle. This is going to be a morning thing now, I suppose. Pic is my house from our road.
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@The_Sourkraut
That's pretty deep into "I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed" territory. Can't those things only do like 15mph?
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@TankDerg
This makes me want to get a payload capable drone, and just start delivering treats to random people out of nowhere.
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@DocStrangelove2
Question, given the significantly higher capacity of the M249 Garand, does it make a much louder ping when it goes dry?
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@PostsOfCats
We had one when I was younger. Mind you, I'm a beefy 6' tall dude, and he would sit in my lap, tuck his head under my chin, and put his paws up over my shoulders. This was his favorite way to get pets, and he would completely cover my torso. He also liked to be vacuumed.
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@BangSwitch5000
@nypost
The amount of shit, sometimes quite literally, I get smeared, sprayed, and flung on me during a day of land prep at my farm would probably have these people fainting on couches. That shower at the end of my workday is freaking heaven.
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@DontShowYourCat
I have a very strong urge to pet the kitty and let him know everything is OK.
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@OrwellNGoode
I've got runflats good for 50mi and I'm typically strapped, so I'd run through their ambush, get out of line of sight, shut my car off (I drive a Tesla so its very quiet) and begin the counter-ambush.
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@ShouldHaveCat
I see a kid that excited about my cat, I'm coming out the door with full sized snickers bars.
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@monsterhunter45
I got doxed during Gamergate 1 and then spent the better part of a year thinking I was about to get fired for refusing the Jab. I have nothing but contempt for these people, but if they truly seek to change themselves for the better I will be the first to offer my hand.
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@ShitpostGate
God, if the Meteor is on its way, I just want you to know I understand completely. Let the Cephalopods have a go at it, they seem nice.
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@FreckledLiberty
No, not really. Just be supportive and realize that sometimes me being quiet is how I work through stuff. It's not always "deep dark personal questions" either. Its usually shit like figuring out a new build for a video game or trying to figure out how to best layout my garden.
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@Doctrine_Man
Stick to the co-ax though, .50 is overkill and the 120 is just straight up wasteful unless you are loading canister.
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@Teagannbrownn
I've always wondered if there was a sort of standard "Stand there a look stoic for a minute" buffer before and after a segment.
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@DocStrangelove2
Gonna have to pour one out for my homie. Met some great people playing on that thing back in the days of trash talking lobbies and unfiltered multiplayer carnage.
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@GunloverClub1
That is an AK in its juvenile form. It will eventually mature into an AKM, and eventually, into its adult form of an RPK.
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@UnitGraph
I had to explain to our CFO once why our head developer and I were praising the Omnissiah and beseeching the machine spirits during a server migration.
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@frozenaesthetic
I spent a week setting up a new remote location we had just acquired. 10 story building, MDF on the ground floor, IDFs on each other one, each with its own switch and multiple APs. Programmed everything, documented it, trained the new staff, overall great experience. The
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@Guardsman_Miku
EVs are, if engineered properly, crazy fast. My Tesla S Performance could do 0-60 in 2.1 seconds. For reference, the Porsche GT3 RS does that in like 3.1. An S plaid does it in 1.88.
Have some faith.
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@unlimited_ls
Tragic as it is, lesson to be learned here: If you aren't armed, and they are, you un-ass the area and let the cops sort it out. If that isn't possible, you assume they intend you harm and act with speed and violence to neutralize the threat.
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@DaleStarkA10
I quote I once heard "The loudest sound I ever heard was click" referring to having a hammer drop on an empty chamber.
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@Guardsman_Miku
Tanks are going to start rolling around with synthetic aperture phased array microwave panels that'll cook anything that gets close. Drones are VERY susceptible to this. Yeah it gives the tank a big EM signature, but its already a giant 60+ton mountain of metal, so no bigs.
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@InternetH0F
@kirawontmiss
As someone trying to keep the 'betus at bay, Diet Dr. Pepper is one of the few sugar free sodas that doesn't taste like robot piss.
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@memechaotic
I got written up once for calling a co-worker (who had just broken a computer in the same exact way for the third time in an hour halting production) "Fuck-knuckles"
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@Guardsman_Miku
@ShitpostRock
Gotta admit, seeing a great dragon get tagged with an ATGM was kinda based though.
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@ArmedJ0y
People at the ATF need to go to jail for this. The judge who signed off on the warrant should be livid.
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@Rothmus
Just putting this out there: If you know Willie, that guy better never pay for his own drinks for the rest of his life.
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@F0mentor
@OrwellNGoode
Someone who went to this level of trouble to set up an ambush has a high likelihood of pursuing you afterwards, particularly if its in a rural low-traffic area, as that image appears to be, and likely already knows which vehicles belong to which properties in the area.
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@TonyGonzales4TX
Dude you keep this up, not only are you going to lose, you are going down as the most ratioed candidate ever.
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@CountDankulaTV
I can't wait to see an Airforce Tech in red robes swinging a censer of incense while reciting the rites of repair and praising the omnissiah.
Ave Imperator.
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@ebifly857
My Japanese is rusty, but this clearly translates to "Yo Homie is that my briefcase?"
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@FINALLEVEL
The Judgement Night soundtrack is fucking timeless, awesome, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. That was peak rock/rap fusion.
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@LibertyCappy
I did 25 years in various levels of IT, from tech to management, basically functioning at director level.
What they don't show you in the Terminator films is the army of IT people keeping the machines running, shouting "Told you this was going to happen!"
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@BangSwitch5000
@nypost
The amount of poop small people produce is something that I really think we need physicists to understand. They are creating mass somehow.
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@Psy_ware
Best advice I ever heard at a course was: "You can carry an ego or a piece. You try to carry both, you are going to wind up dead or in jail."
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@johnkrausphotos
Bury it tip down with the tail sticking out of the ground in the front yard of SpaceX headquarters with a smoke generator going.
@elonmusk
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@Frumrys
@F0mentor
@OrwellNGoode
I live in BFE middle of nowhere. Population density here is like decimals per square mile. Just getting out here is a process. You commit "destination crimes" out here, not crimes of convenience.
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@roryrune
No one has any right to the fruits of my labor to pay off a loan they took out.
I'm a vet. I'm also a small business owner and farmer, so believe me I know work and taxes. No.
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@Helldivers2HQ
Broken Arrow. When your position is being overrun you call in saturation fire on it with the assumption you will do more damage to the enemy than your own forces.
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@GoatRoper911
@grayzoneintel
Those 57k new IRS agents aren't going to be digging into politicians friends and donors records. They are going to be going after independent contractors and small biz.
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@GameCharacterAI
One of the funniest things was when they forgot to change Windowmaker's butt dimensions from the beta model for her ult to the updated model dimensions, and when you triggered her ult, her visor snapped down and she suddenly became Brazilian.
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@kenzietuff
Some of us are going to have to be the monsters our grandkids tell stories about.
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@justice_Tyr22
There are red flags, and then there's drinking the red paint straight out the can.
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@Mangalawyer
The irony of this is that I wasn't even really interested in this game until this shit went down. Now, having seen the artwork, its on my "stuff to be excited for" list.
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@DelusionPosting
I am becoming convinced that there is a plurality of our population that believes my penis is an antennae that broadcasts oppression.
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@Grummz
Those of us fighting the infringement of the 2nd Amendment know this playbook very well.
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@DudespostingWs
That Raccoon is going to get back to its family and be like "You are never going to believe this...."
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@DocStrangelove2
Dude, I am like the POGiest POG to ever POG (Airwing Electronic Intelligence Analyst) and I want my Mom to be able to own the drum fed automatic shotgun she dreams of.
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@Aflgirl126
Lack of drama, more appreciative of efforts made on their behalf, generally just less volatile.
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@AyoolaMatthee
@IdiotsInCamera
I managed to buy mine and a little folding screen for it 2 days prior to deploying to Saudi Arabia. Loved that console.
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@monsterhunter45
No joke, it'd be the denim intifada out there.
"STOP RIGHT THERE"
"We're from CO!"
"What kinda beer ya'll like?"
"Microbrewed aritisan....
"Fire for effect, yes incendiaries"
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@Rafeeq3281
@realswtheory
Timothy Zahn's trilogy would have made for brilliant stories, and Thrawn would have been an amazing antagonist.
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@DaleStarkA10
That's the funny part about this. These clowns really think the aircrews will do this. I guarantee all the aircraft will have "maintenance issues" the day that order comes down, even if the techs have to pitch wrenches into the turbofans themselves.
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@latestinspace
Ok, this is likely a dumb newb question, but is there anything preventing this from happening in a vacuum chamber terrestrially? Or is microgravity playing any kind of a part?
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@WeaponsVault
I hope that thing is effective, because god damn that aesthetic is pure cyberpunk sex.
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@DocStrangelove2
I like asking young Marines I run into if they have rebuilt the Barracks on Paris Island or Cherry point yet. We typically wind up describing them to each other, and seeing the realization in their eyes that this 40something dude swabbed the same concrete they did is funny.
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@DoYaKnowWilma
@Bacon_Is_King
Forget a gas powered bicycle, kids going to be able to afford a nice Aprilla or Ducati for their 16th
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@DefiantLs
After seeing AP departments at work, I honestly thinks this happens a lot more than is realized.
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@realTanyaTay
@JackPosobiec
I just find it hilarious that not being a dysfunctional self destructive whore for attention and internet points is now somehow subversive.
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@WeaponOutfitter
That's the OG Cobra chin turret! They were modular and could run a pretty wide mix of stuff. I remember reading about a crew that almost exclusively ran a pair of 40mm's as they could tree-burst the grenades in the canopy to play hell with the VC.
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@ccmembersonly
When we were first looking at land in TN we kept finding deals that looked awesome on the east side of the state until you pulled a topo map and realized like 60% of the property was at a 45 degree grade or more. Unless you are into terraced rice farming, no bueno.
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@BudLightSadness
I'd rather have broken ribs than a stopped heart. That shit is exhausting to perform though. You need relief on hand so you can periodically tag out with them.
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@BrandonDonkey2
Yeah, but people get REALLY bent out of shape when you try to buy the latter out of the trunk of a car in a parking lot.
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@ShitpostGate
They really like getting pets too. I pet the neighbors cows all the time when I go to get my mail.
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@deaflibertarian
I am convinced the quality of food at certain restaurants, mainly taquerias and BBQ joints, is inverse to the structural integrity of the building it is housed in. I've had "See the face of god" grade BBQ in abuilding that probably shouldn't have been used as a livestock shelter.
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@DocStrangelove2
There needs to be a multiplayer mode which is essentially "King of the Hill" where both teams start on opposite ends of the map, and whichever one holds burgertown against the other the longest, wins.
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