Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
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Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys/Carpenter/Custom Home Builder/BSA Troop 121 ASM/Home Chef/Cigars/Protector/Prepper/Anti-Government Guerilla/Pronouns 5.56/.223
behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
I've picked up quite a few new followers recently and it seems only fair to fill you in on the adventure you've signed up for. My account is 10% hard news/politics, 30% life, my kids, our adventures & 60% comedy/sarcasm/satire. I do a lot of "bits". We like to laugh here. 1/
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@TraceOutOfPlace If you're doing it to dunk on someone because you think you're better you're an asshole.
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@auntieamy90 It doesn't matter if you watch The Game or not. Just fucking leave people alone. If someone asks, go ahead and answer them. If no one asks, don't bother them with your opinion
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@TraceOutOfPlace That's fine, but if nobody asks you, don't fucking tell us. We don't care. Don't bother us.
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@NGBeirut Yup. Got a bunch of food to cook up and some fun games to play during the game. Super Bowl Bingo. Verious betting and pools. Lots of prizes.
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RT @Patrick68610735: @BrandonDonkey2 Bingo , if you don’t watch don’t, no meat cool, stopped drinking good for you and the list goes on. Ev…
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His great grandfather led an uprising on the plantation. His grandfather struggled to succeed in the era of share croppers. His father marched with MLK. He mildly inconvenienced the kid stocking the shelves at Target. #Brave
A grown man filled a cart with over $2,000 of merchandise and just left it at the counter after being rung up to protest Target doing away with DEI
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The best place to pick up a new knife, brass knuckles, meth pipe, or even meth, is in the shrubbery right before the courthouse metal detector.
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@welder_jac Here's an even crazier idea. How about you don't bother people with your opinions when no one asked? Are you one of those assholes who goes around forcing their views on people who didn't ask? Are you a vegan? Do you do crossfit? Maybe you're the guy at the bar who won't shut up.
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@EChabino Calling at bread and circuses is impugning fans of sports. I'm not rooting for either team, but i'm watching because i'm a huge fan of the game of football and the strategy encompassed therein. I don't just watch it to be entertained.
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@EChabino Think of it like this: if an atheist went around at Christmas time telling people who didn't ask that they don't celebrate Christmas in an attempt to be high and mighty, you'd call that guy a douche.
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