Known underthinker. Following me? I pity you. I’m boring, much like my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Somerset, UK, where I play the acoustic cloaca.
@sallykohn
A woman with integrity calls Biden a racist then teams up with him.
A woman with integrity covers up her dirty SF crime lab.
A woman with integrity takescharge of a border but never does anything about it.
This should be fun!🤣
@probablyreadit
Oh, the one-upmanship of the political protesters.
"In my day, the NKVD just took you to the Lubyanka basement, gave you 9 grams of lead in the dome, and sent the bill to your family."
@NoContextBrits
@YesThatVCharles
That is most definitely NOT my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Dorset, UK. We do NOT allow bicycles on our high street.
@andrewklavan
I think I was knighted by Queen Elizabeth but I am not really sure. Or maybe that was David Gilmour.
Sometimes I don’t speak as clearly as I should.
@iowahawkblog
If they force Biden to resign the presidency, Kamala has to go to work, where they won’t be able to hide her any more.
I believe it’s the Republican strategy. Maybe the first smart thing they have done.
@Scearpo
“Easter Egg of Shit” was my Oasis tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the breakfast service until management called the police.
@dagenmcdowell
@nypost
“Molten Bullshit Casserole” was my Styx tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the continental breakfast until the manager called 999 on us.
@AlexBerenson
@DineshDSouza
@GovTimWalz
I’m old enough to say “When I was in Nam” and people would think I was in the war when actually it was a trip I took in 2013. But hey, that’s on them, right?
@Giffytube101
@3YearLetterman
Once again, Coach is right. The biggest blowhards are the easiest to catch. I guess that’s why he has fully carpeted bathrooms and you don’t.
@AWokeZombie
You ever walk into a federal courthouse? There are always at least FIVE guys at the metal detector. And usually they are talking about either food or retirement.
@clairecmc
"courtroom prosecutor" riiiiight. No one can produce a single docket where she was actually in court. She was one of those administrative types who spent her time taking credit and making sure she got no shit splashed on her.