30 Helens Agree: We’re All Bozos on this X Bus
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@magills_
Are you saying a president could drone a wedding just to get out of gifting an expensive espresso maker?
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@thestustustudio
I've liberated a few bathrooms and believe me I could have cleared that place out in no time.
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@NeriaKraus
@ZavalaA
60% of California loves him. The rest of the country is creeped out by him. So I hope he is the nominee.
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@VDHanson
My employee this morning:
“I was too busy to watch the debate.”
Next words: “Anyway, all Trump did was lie. He made up numbers and facts.”
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@3YearLetterman
@khamenei_ir
I own a rare King James Bible first edition signed by Jesus himself and I can assure you it is in the King’s English.
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@sallykohn
A woman with integrity calls Biden a racist then teams up with him.
A woman with integrity covers up her dirty SF crime lab.
A woman with integrity takescharge of a border but never does anything about it.
This should be fun!🤣
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@Acyn
Mind your own damn business but call the snitch line if they are outside enjoying life.
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@probablyreadit
Oh, the one-upmanship of the political protesters.
"In my day, the NKVD just took you to the Lubyanka basement, gave you 9 grams of lead in the dome, and sent the bill to your family."
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@_JAGough_
@kimmie_c_
78 is sweater weather. Go back to ruling the waves. Oh. Sorry. Forgot you gave that up for comfort and safety.
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@NWS
Incorrect. You are a government agency, true? You cannot censor free speech, as much as you want to.
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@BillMelugin_
Nice job covering the roofs. Especially when that one guy TOLD them a gunman was on one.
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@treydayway
When I was a kid I imagined that grownups were all good at their jobs.
I have been wildly disappointed.
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@_JAGough_
@kimmie_c_
It was 81 degrees in Yorktown, which is why the pusillanimous Brits surrendered with a 13 colony lead.
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@probablyreadit
"And then Graham Nash wrote a shitty song about it!" he yelled at the cloud of students.
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@TheBabylonBee
Especially submariners. They spend months in a long hard tube filled with seamen.
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@NoContextBrits
@YesThatVCharles
That is most definitely NOT my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Dorset, UK. We do NOT allow bicycles on our high street.
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@shannonrwatts
The assistant manager at Kohl’s when he sees the U-Haul pull up on a Friday. . .
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@andrewklavan
I think I was knighted by Queen Elizabeth but I am not really sure. Or maybe that was David Gilmour.
Sometimes I don’t speak as clearly as I should.
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@iowahawkblog
If they force Biden to resign the presidency, Kamala has to go to work, where they won’t be able to hide her any more.
I believe it’s the Republican strategy. Maybe the first smart thing they have done.
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@thehill
I think I was knighted by Queen Elizabeth but I am not really sure. Or maybe that was David Gilmour.
Honest mistake.
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@LeadingReport
Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@Iraqveteran8888
Been here 10 years and never found his way to immigration to get paperwork? Cry me a river.
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@ClayTravis
Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@detroitnews
Please. A little respect. He just lost his son Beau in a tragic helicopter crash.
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@RobProvince
I think I was knighted by Queen Elizabeth but I am not really sure. Or maybe that was David Gilmour.
Honest mistake.
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@JoanneMason11
Please, a little respect. Joe lost his son Beau to Nazi machine gun fire at Omaha Beach.
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@ZeekArkham
I seem to recall them mocking Melania's English, which was what . . . her fifth language?
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@againstgrmrs
Your child is not your buddy. Your job is to prepare him to face the world with bravery and honesty.
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@JoeBiden
Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@liekitisnot
@analisapackham
“If the government steals from someone else, that’s fine with me.”
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@Scearpo
“Easter Egg of Shit” was my Oasis tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the breakfast service until management called the police.
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@jonathanchait
These maroons love when they imagine someone else to be 'enraged'. What a sad way to live.
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@dagenmcdowell
@nypost
“Molten Bullshit Casserole” was my Styx tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the continental breakfast until the manager called 999 on us.
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@dantypo
My boys played ‘gas station’ and filled the gas tank from the hose. They are still alive but that was a close one.
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@MrAndyNgo
England, this is your Runnymeade. Do NOT give in. You may never get another chance.
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@GadSaad
I have always been amazed that both you and Victor Davis Hanson have managed to keep professorships. 😃
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@AlexBerenson
@DineshDSouza
@GovTimWalz
I’m old enough to say “When I was in Nam” and people would think I was in the war when actually it was a trip I took in 2013. But hey, that’s on them, right?
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@TheCensoredRock
I have a King James version signed by Jesus and it is in English. The entire thing.
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@SenatorShaheen
I see one person in that photo that should be voting and even then only if he is a landholder.
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@Giffytube101
@3YearLetterman
Once again, Coach is right. The biggest blowhards are the easiest to catch. I guess that’s why he has fully carpeted bathrooms and you don’t.
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@AWokeZombie
You ever walk into a federal courthouse? There are always at least FIVE guys at the metal detector. And usually they are talking about either food or retirement.
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@clairecmc
"courtroom prosecutor" riiiiight. No one can produce a single docket where she was actually in court. She was one of those administrative types who spent her time taking credit and making sure she got no shit splashed on her.
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@JonathanTod_me
If you just leave without making a histrionic self-serving righteous announcement, have you really even left at all?
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