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I don't talk to 15 people a month
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says two people have attempted to kill him over the past 8 months
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Famous people on Ozempic
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"And tell Celine to sing about that!"
BREAKING: Submersible taking tourists to the Titanic goes missing in the Atlantic Ocean
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Some sadness in finishing a series and missing that world and its characters
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Lie during your job interview because they're lying to you about their great work environment
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Cabron James
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the typos are killin me 🤣🤣🤣
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Leave Chardonnay out of this
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Nobody:
White girls with an iced coffee:
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