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@OriginalRoddick

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Freethinker, drinker, and lil' bit of stinker. I don't do Twitter arguments - you're all idiots. I've probably already muted you.

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Joined April 2022
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"I am nothing, truth is everything." ~Abraham Lincoln
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2 years
Finally finished my fireplace. #proud
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This man understood the assignment.
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Brisket Jalapeño and Cheese Pot Pie
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@VerumVulnero1 No, it's fine. I put several layers of oil-based stain on it.
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Finally getting some use out of my fireplace in Texas.
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$3.35
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Marisa Tomei is 59.
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Okay, Googled Amber Rose, so now have a basic idea of who she is and her "checkered past." Listened to her convention speech. While I'm sure we would disagree on some issues, right now I'll take 1,000 Amber Roses over 1 Mitt Romney, 1 Liz Cheney, or 1 Adam Kinzinger. Give me the
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Ladies, if you're hot, they're hot. Let them out.
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@UsingCigarettes Have you considered calming down and not being insane?
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Guys, I take no pride in this, but it's time we have a conversation. Is Miley actually talented and possibly a little hot?
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6 months
Many of you have said, "Smear the Queer." In my neighborhood, we focused on DEI and this was referred to as, "Bring Down the Cis-Gender Patriachical Privileged White Male Holding on to His Representation of Conquered and Stolen Land" Then we would all burn down our
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I'm 5'4". This bison, charging right at me, would make contact with the middle of my face, if it hit me. Why do they need to be so big, and why aren't we more worried about human safety?
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I'm 5'4". This truck, parked in Stony Plain, would make contact with the middle of my face, if it hit me. Why do they need to be so big and why aren't we more worried about human safety?
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@jesshardie You seem like a very miserable and unhappy person.
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11 months
Quick 🧵For everyone claiming the 6 billion we gave to Iran being held by Qatar and can only be used for food and medicine, etc., let me explain the word fungible like you're 5 years old. 1/
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My new favorite jam. 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼
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@Charlemagne0814 Of course. 3 coats of oil-based stain. I'm no amateur.
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7 months
Just found out I'm gay.
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Finally got her all framed up. Now to lay down the 1/4 inch and shingles.
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1 year
X, meet Tuck. Tuck, meet X.
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*slowly pulls out credit card...
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1 year
I don’t recall Mrs. Doubtfire grinding her dick in kid’s faces and trying to convince them they were born in the wrong body.
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@jameelajamil Dear Lord, it has to be exhausting being woke.
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@MrJamesonNeat Cool story, bro.
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😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
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@RepDLesko How convenient for you. Not so much for 350+ million Americans. But, please, do take care of your sniffles.
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@ToxicOkie2 Will post results.
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INBOX from flight attendant gf: "Have a 101-year-old ww2 marine pilot on my flight. He's going to be honored at an air show. Evidently, he has a medal that is only awarded for extraordinary acts in the air during the war. 1/
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@sallykohn So, what you're saying is that Kamala can see what is possible, unburdened by what has been?
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Man, the last time the French were this gay was every single day since 1792.
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@hoggomcswineass Diz all day, every damn day.
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Texas, y’all!
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Jfc, he's huge!
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Lindsay Lohan gives birth to baby boy
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@ericmetaxas No idea. Really baffling.
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Check mate, @ChefGruel
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4 months
Finally. Decking boards are ready to go down.
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The English Muffin is superior to the biscuit when it comes to breakfast sandwiches.
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They're trying to bring back corn teens.
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@chopper2424 Got 'em on standby. I ain't no fool.
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Probably the greatest cake ever.
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@StephenKing Hi, Steve. I’ll have you explain it to you.
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Helen Mirren.
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Lmaooo. Publicist: Meghan, no one likes you. Meghan: *releases documentary bio on her life and struggles so people can understand the real her. Publicist: Meghan, people like you even less now.
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Meghan Markle is losing America's sympathy
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@JoyVBehar If you're talking about the "Liar Liar Pants" kind of fire, sure.
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@Peaknoy Swing by. I'll start a fire and we'll discuss.
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Now Hunter has an extra $6k burning a hole in his pocket. Guess what he's going to do? /end
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His whole family is with him. Looks and acts pretty good for 101! Pretty amazing. Our pilots are in awe." /end Pretty freaking awesome.
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damn, that's purty
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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@onlynatreynolds Ewe, gross. No one wants you wiping your dookie shute and cuter juice all over the equipment. 🤢🤢🤢
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Post a black and white.
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Post a black & white Still besties 20+ years later
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@RogerHallamCS21 As long as we have vegans, I'll have meat.
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@jefftimmer Sounds fascisty. Communism’s oldest play in the book is to dehumanize your political opponents so you feel better about performing unspeakably evil acts on them. You’re a pawn, a useful malcontent, and you think you’re the good guy.
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Let's say Hunter Biden has $6,000 and REALLY wants to spend that $6k on hookers and blow - but he can't because he owes his baby mama $6k in child support. Then China steps in and says, "Hey, here's another $6k, but it can ONLY be used for child support." 2/
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Conan O'Brien in the US. vs Conan O'Brien in Haiti
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@schlaf Your mom should understand that coastlines have constantly changed since the oceans first formed. Always have. Always will.
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@AriDrennen @ChayaRaichik10 Do you ever stop pretending you're a woman?
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@David_Ingram @NBCNews So, if she receives death threats from your reporting, you should be investigated and jailed. Noted.
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@BrandtRobinson Okay, lady.
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@JohnJHarwood How many questions has Kamala answered from the press, John. Ballpark number will work.
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Who's in?
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John King: You can expect a lot of racist and sexist remarks against Harris from the Right. Same freaking segment: He's Jewish so there could be some risk in putting him on the ticket. Clown world.
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"He's Jewish so there could be some risk in putting him on the ticket" CNN’s John King says that PA Democratic Gov Josh Shapiro’s Jewish faith is a risk if he's a VP nominee. King converted to Judaism, so I don't think he being antisemitic, rather he's making a devastating
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HR departments. Stop this shit.
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Anyone else grow up eating a warm bowl of white rice, condensed milk, with butter and sugar for breakfast/dessert growing up, or is that just a poor southern thing?
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@brianefallon Awe, look at you, smothering her word salad with ranch dressing. You're doing just swell, Brian.
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@ProjectLincoln Y’all racists diddle little kids. Have a seat.
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Peach cobbler eggrolls
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What is the greatest cover of a song that's second to Disturbed - The Sound of Silence since we can all agree that's the best cover of a song in the history of song covers?
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Sorry, Dave. You're going to need to add at least 4 more emojis to your profile before I take you as a serious adult and not an overly hormonal 13 year old girl.
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I hope Robert Hur, the Special Counsel who just publicly attacked President Biden and the memory of Biden's dead son Beau, understands his career is over. I have never seen a more despicable act by a member of the DOJ in my life. He should be condemned by all his peers.
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@maddenifico You should have just stopped after, "I don't know anything."
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@whstancil Or maybe it's the sand in your vagina?
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@briebriejoy Seems a screenshot would be easy enough to post.
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@Scott_Wiener Just tax trans drag shows for kids more. You'll be fine.
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@MiamiHerald Why does everyone hate and distrust the media? Miami Herald: Well, let me show you. 🤡
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At a bar with friends and I’m ignoring all of them because I just found out pillow fighting championships are a thing.
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who's in?
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@tomselliott @Mpolymer Did Russia invade Ukraine when Trump was POTUS or Biden? 🤔
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Omg, I just can't this early. 😂😂😂
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@susieqzimm Go home, granny. You're drunk again.
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I bet Beto is furrious right now.
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