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@TheCensoredRock
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shitposting, anti-communist truth merchant
Joined January 2017
Welcome to twitter! Some mentally ill person with pronouns in their bio will be by to yell at you shortly.
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It's so difficult that a teenager can do it high as fuck. Ask me how I know.
I’m a McDonald’s chef — Trump has no idea how difficult it is to be a french fry cook
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This dude celebrated 2020 by entering the friend zone on national television
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HR: did you call your coworker *checks notes* a retarded fag?. Me:
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this dude looks like he’s about to steal the declaration of independence
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This is what an AR(assault rifle)-15 does to a human body. These weapons have no place on our streets smh
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Me leaving the voting booth after voting for the Orange Man
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Remember that orange man who used to tweet about the system being rigged and then the system shut him up.
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“Don’t drink too much and get political at the party” . Me:
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Tim Walz tried to lick my taint at the Putt-Putt Golf & Games in Columbus Ohio back in 1991.
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lol nobody called it that, it’s called Smear the Queer.
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This is what happens when you use green tip .308(308 times the killing capacity) ammunition in an AK(automatic killer)-47. This can be bought at any store without a background check. THIS HAS TO STOP, AMERICA!
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My 18 month old disabled transgender grandthey asked me “pop pop, why did Auntie Kamala pick a colonizer for VP instead of a queer BIPOC? Does she hate colored people?” They cried. I cried. We crode together 😭.
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I appreciate President Trump being so respectful and kind towards the first retarded president of the United States.
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President Biden has kids locked in cages along the southern border and isn’t doing anything about it.
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Americans are buying these Glock 19’s(19 rounds per second) without a background check using the gun loop hole show. It becomes fully automatic if you add a bunk stomp! . THIS HAS TO STOP, AMERICA
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Are the 2’s still on a sex strike because of Trump or did they go back to fucking black dudes.
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AHHHH I’m a convicted felon AHHHH nobody gives a shit AHHHH I’m still your fucking President AHHH
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Just voted for racism, homophobia, the patriarchy and the literal end of our democracy. You’re welcome.
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This Gambling Gun fires .50 caliper ammo at a rate FASTER than an AR(Aryan Rifle)-15! This can be purchased WITHOUT a background check due to the gun hole loop show! We can’t go on as a country like this!
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If Trump comes out today with a pet squirrel he’s winning all 50 states.
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No, no they don’t. The vast majority of people are fucking retarded and can’t even show up to work on time, let alone do their job well.
Every person on earth deserves a job that pays a living wage period end of story.
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In honor of the 4 year anniversary of 15 days to slow the spread, share your most ridiculous Covid story. Mine was from vacation that year where they made everyone leave the pool once an hour to spray the handrails with disinfectant lol.
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