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Ok shes, hes and theys I’m going to give fundraising another whack for medical transition bobbins. Linky attached.
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@AdamantxYves
Him screaming “YAAAAS. SLAAAAAY!” At the dancer when she did a reverse split on the poll may have tipped her off
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@ChynnaDollTM
@Afri_Kanno
@GoldenLexis
They turn their head in a specific way like ballet dancers. It’s super hard to do but it counteracts the response in your ears that makes you dizzy.
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@vexwerewolf
NB here. I was an efiminate boy as a kid. Parents though martial arts and “boy stuff” would force me to be a real man. Now I can break cinder blocks in a long wear foundation that doesn’t sweat off.
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@mollypriddy
Rumours is still one of the greatest works of art of the 20th century. An album born of pure emotional turmoil and musical fucking genius.
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@transmisc
“What are you?”
Me: “a witch”
“No your gender”
Me: “threatening”
“What’s between your legs”
Me: “you’ll never know”
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@ianc14
@Vallipist
@Snukkems
@TobySouthall
@FleshEater17
@kippys_hell
Localised entirely within your kitchen?!
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@punishedFShater
@g0m
@MandelaFace
Yeah I’ve worked for a criminal court here in the uk. Similar stories. It’s fucking grim.
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@paulswhtn
I love the hip psychic and her prissy 🚬 bf and his rough punk bf and their manic pixie dream girl gf and their supernatural polycule.
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@AngerySuzu
@mattxiv
Fr. You know that food is just *good*. No pretence, no overpriced or gimmicks. Just top food.
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@pearliaison
@JJDodders
Jesus Christ the rambling. Fumes from the fracking got her confused.
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@deathbybadger
They might be quoting we hate movies. A 𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 is a running joke on their podcast.
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Sharing my fave scruffa moments. Merrkascruff is high on that list.
ALERT! ALERT! What de heck is dat noise!?!!!!????
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@salspua
@ArcanineDakota
@_elcappo_
@nuclear_bonsai
You have. Literally any of the bills *currently* being discussed is easily googleable but you don’t actually care about that. You just want the conversation and attention diverted.
You could at least be honest 🤷🏻♀️
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@colormejorge
I will always love the professionalism of her dancers, correcting him and keeping him on line for the choreo.
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@ArcanineDakota
@_elcappo_
@salspua
@nuclear_bonsai
Well that’s because their intent was to waste our time not engage in good faith.
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@NathanJRobinson
So this is just the “My immortal” fanfic but less self aware and FAR more cringey?
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@Fifi90848130
@BramhamAlex
What a surprise. Adult Human Sex Pest. Love when people claim to be protecting people from predators are predators themselves. Sending unsolicited nudes is ✨sexual harassment✨.
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@Shen_the_Bird
I got asked that recently and said “it’s none of your business frankly” they insisted it was so I replied “I was notified my father was terminal with cancer. He died 3 months later. Want to pry more?” They apology was weak so I ended the call.
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@himbo_anonymous
@draghermom
And the best part? She has no memory of even saying it and only found out she said it by watching the damn show.
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@MichelleLiTV
@ItsYams
By the sound of the woman on this phone call, mayonnaise is too much seasoning for her.
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@sammitdam
@CaelanConrad
That’s patently untrue and in the UK where this letter was issued the child has a legal right to privacy for the explicit purpose of safeguarding against abusive authority figures like parents.
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@NLWildlife
@Marner93
@91Tavares
@MapleLeafs
Happy Birthday, Kade. This is my cat, Ripley. She says happy birthday to you all the way from Liverpool, England.
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@BlvckCurrency
@Johnatron4000
She gave him the “interrupt me one more goddamned time..” look
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@moira_robin
Must hurt when a man who spends 22 uninterrupted hours a day tweeting about trans people is described accurately.
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@GunnerDobbins
Yeah technically she’s a mummadrai which is the.. *sigh*…Morrison LOVES an anti you villain and I love them for it.
A mummadrai is the psychic manifestation of all your negative traits, so because chuck is so powerful his manifested a body in utero.
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@AstasiaWill
@Beardynoise
She killed it in full face and nails? This woman is a ✨professional✨.
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@MichaelJFuxx
Wanda is on that island. MAGNETO is on that island! You think they’re going to play fair?! Half their telepath roster are world Enders and Wanda changed temporal reality with a sentence fragment. Nah, whoever pulls up to krakoa has it coming to them.
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@notgwendalupe
You mean Kim *damaging* a piece of fashion and pop culture history for the sake of her undeserved ego?
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@gremlinstone
@yurimurio
@r3dpoodle
@timetoplaytheg7
Her legs are *abnormally* long. If she sits down her knees are above her hair…
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@MichaelJFuxx
AAAAAANNND they have a sorceress supreme, two nexus beings, 6 different former hosts of the Phoenix force, 9 time travellers and whatever the hell legion is. You think they’re fighting fair? No. No they will not. They got resources they’re using them.
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@KiannaBanana
@jastoroil
@onecuteassnigga
Actually, it does! Children present means it’s indecent exposure in the presence of a minor meaning a one way ticket to the sex offender’s register.
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@voidhelix
@LeavittAlone
@OrangeFreddyG
David Bowie wrote, produced, recorded and released his own eulogy then ascended. Genius.
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@vornietom
@matthewmercer
@BrennanLM
I’m reminded of operation slippery puppet “I’m fucking ruined”.
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@GRIMMYRAX
@ethan_servis
@kingbchalla
@Cthebeast123
@XBillHugginsX
@foxyITA_
@SupermanEnjoyer
Tell that to the thousands of people in metropolis superman definitely killed with his tussle with Zod. And his hometown. Snyder doesn’t understand *films* which is why his work is always tripe.
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@an0therlizard
@keffals
It *will* be. She’s in Germany. They have 0 tolerance to that… it’s considered a criminal offence iirc
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@realDonaldTrump
I love that the only thing you won’t own up to are your federal criminal activities, your prolific business failures and your substantial financial failures. Not to mention your general failure as a human being...
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@executivegoth
@WillingBlam
Aren’t technically all living men younger than you? He who has lived countless lives and will live countless more?
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@appleciderwitch
@Hbomberguy
And every moment of it is fucking gripping. Toni Colette deserved a god damned Oscar JUST for that monologue.
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@Slugmamale
@SuddenlyPigeons
@ocd_incarnate
@DadJokeEnabler
@Black90Prupayne
@kimpossiblefact
That she avidly reads enough to put page after page of similar (but legally distinct from) fake tweets in her latest self insert fanfic.
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@sammitdam
@CaelanConrad
I’d rather pakistan 2.0 to the primitive swamp that is Florida. Save the squawking for your cousin/mother Sam, no one values your opinion.
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@LucadiMontini_
@matzsvision
Him for not attention fishing under a Stan account. Develop some self respect.
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@feederofcats
Not a single thought. Just violence towards the woman who gracious rescued his tiny ass
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@Loganbaisden
@AmandaTori69
@xoSonique
@morphinelovemua
@66wind99
The dolls are gaggeth. A spiritual experience.
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@masseffect
@steam_hunk
@bioware
I’m excited! Truly. But please, no crunch. No leaning on your workers. No live service bollocks, no pressure, no massive and unattainable hype. Make the game, make it good and treat your artists well.
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@gremlinstone
@yurimurio
@r3dpoodle
@timetoplaytheg7
I don’t understand why you’re spending so much of your free time trying to justify the realism of a computer game character? Like..what is your life about? Bayonetta purposefully looks bizarre, it’s intentional.
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@BramhamAlex
@Erebusex
Sweetie he’s getting banged like a Sally Army drum while you froth online about trans people. Fix your house…it’s a mess.
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