Michael J. Fuxx
@MichaelJFuxx
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Alt account, “Insufferable X-Fan,” Black, gay, tv watching, food loving, comic/tech fan in Chicago. Kendra was the better Slayer. Storm is a goddess #TeamKrakoa
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Again, the X-Men are a gang. They don’t do one-on-ones. They jump niggas. That’s their entire thing. These lil match-ups are cute or whatever. But the minute someone says “To me, my X-Men,” you’re getting stomped the fuck out.
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Scott: AND THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE KISSING LOGAN IN THE LAKE?!
Jean:
Imagine you eating a telepath up in an argument then they fake like they get hit by a psychic attack. Crazy.
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@Rosieroundface
Hi. I’m sorry. Did you say “proper boils my piss”?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is amazing.
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Jean said “To me, my X-Men” and a kid named Explodey Boy ran up on someone named Isca The Unbeaten like “You gone need a new name, sis.”
It did not go well. But still.
We fight.
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First lesson upon joining the X-Men.
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Mutants who had never even worn the X ran up on demons they’d never even met in the one place where their deaths would be final simply because them niggas was talking shit.
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Who’s coming to arrest him?
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I’ve been watching the same 5 seconds of
“Oh, cause we black?”
*background extra chokes into his cup*
*Bowen breaks*
*Pedro follows*
for 5 minutes.
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…How you gon get to her? What part of gang was unclear? 😏
Jubilee aint hurting a soul tho she getting bodied lmaoo
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I hear this in a fight and I’m fainting… and hoping one of their 25 telepaths doesn’t tell them I’m faking.
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5 minutes into your first Danger Room session.
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@blaqueword
And for me, it’s not just the basic 3 part “gospel” harmonies as background filler. That arrangement was rich.
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Shout out to Explodey Boy. You’re still a real one for this.
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This needs to be a single-player in a fighting game. You just choose “X-Men”. And then Ryu gotta Haduken his way through 15 niggas at once.
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You see it? DO YOU SEE IT?
@MichaelJFuxx
They jump niggas. Niggas get put on the set when they preteens. Nobody go by they government only they hood name. They got they own hood. They just took over a planet and claimed it as they hood too. They pushing weight to every country they can.
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🎨: Max Wittart
We will not have accurate gay representation for the x-men until they try to go to brunch but can’t find anywhere that can accommodate all their insane dietary restrictions without using cerebro or some bullshit like that dhbdbdbdbdbdb
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Not y’all sharing footage of actual gang activity. Snitches get erased from the time stream, my boy.
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@droptopzones
@Phil_Lewis_
I feel like the grown man who went a high school and told art students that he’s better than them sounds mad.
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Definition of “On Sight.” Now, this the one!
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Logan: No, kid! X-Men don’t kill!
Laura: You’re right. I’m sorry.
Laura: *puts on X-Force mask*
Logan: Good girl.
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They jumped in Alex! LOL. He’d already been there but they jumped him BACK in. They are GANG-gang!
@MichaelJFuxx
Havok getting Giant Size Jumped In still one of my favorite covers. Storm wasn’t gonna let nobody else get the first hit.
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So…
@KidFury
’s journey played a part in saving my life last year. But hearing him retelling the behind the scenes of it all is fucking hilarious. Fun show. 10/10. Would recommend.
#LifeIsBetter
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Avengers during an X-Crisis:
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Say less.
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Give us more black superheroes on film so we can have more dope ass black performers getting their lives in their super suits.
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(
#xspoilers
After Planet Size, I accept that the x-men will absolutely be nerfed to make the story happen. Everytime. Sam can withstand a punch from Gladiator. Joanna shook off Omega Sentinel. Cain can’t be stopped. But the story… And that’s not even the Omegas.)
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Asking a lotta questions, cuz. "where you from? Or where your grandma stay, where your mama stay, or where your daddy stay, okay?.. Enough with all this talkin'. Matter of fact , get out the van, homie! Get out the car before I snatch you out that motherfucker, homie!"
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And that’s just in one night.
#xmen
@stealthisplanet
You try telling me about Jesus’s second coming? How about the 900th coming of Kurt Wagner?
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Normally I don’t do this… but I do absolutely love that black man so… some of my faves. Some are action. Some quips. Others, him just being a swell guy.
I know some of you are die hard Scott Summers fans, but where are the feats threads?
#xtwitter
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@siyyaninaas
@TheeAuthoress
Marc Anthony’s daughter ate her up in just the last seconds of the video.
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Jean did that shit.
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Was it Charles? Because I’m not coming.
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@RandalS
@AdamSerwer
Behind the barriers, used as shields. The long Unsullied spears stabbing through. Once momentum has stopped, Calvary charges forward while catapults and dragons continue firing on the back and flanks.
Ramsey Bolton knew how to defend Winterfell under seige.
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“Older gays” this and “Older gays” that.
Congrats on even having older gays who can offer any commentary. We didn’t. And you have no idea how lucky you are.
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Now I *need* a black and yellow streetwear-themed team of black and brown x-men though?
If you want something done right dO IT YOURSELF.
Here are some Dust redesigns, fueled by bitterness and a deep love of street fashion.
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Fam… The X-Men dedicated a separate island for non-mutants who were fleeing persecution.
Mama let’s research.
@AnimalPansexual
@koryfiles
@iamartisticking
The Xmen in their current era have literally denied entry to people being persecuted by unjust governments just because they're not mutants
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Krakoa is now old enough as a story concept to where I’m not debating its merits on every thread to go viral. If you can’t see the good in it by now, you don’t want to. And that’s fine. The mansion stories are still there. Enjoy Marvel Unlimited.
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But I’ll be honest. It’s not the power, mind or harem of psychics that does. It’s that he’ll stare down the most powerful people in the Universe and call them a bitch.
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I’m pitching Ominipotent X-Men as the new “adjective” title. Jean forms a god-tier team and they literally go around preemptively beating abstract cosmic entities the fuck up. The Ultimates, but dark-liquor and black air forces infused. Absolute fucking menaces to the universe.
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Remember when all Nekra and Oya had to tell Bling was “they got us” and it was immediately on go?
#SayLess
Put more black characters in X-books.
#XSpoilers
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#xspoilers
Didn’t we *JUST* have a world without mutants where a rag tag band of survivors attempted to avenge the deaths/honor the memories of the entire X-Family who’d actually not been killed but forced into another world by a powerful telepath?
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@xxkhanyaxx1
@RandalS
@AdamSerwer
Like, y’all just gone stare them down? And then when they started crossing the trench y’all still watching??
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@MorgBGreat
@Countryxxxx
@noharted
@sweeetlikecoco
Imagine publicly overestimating your sexual skills and then blaming women on the slick for men’s general poor performance in bed as if it’s not known that penetrative sex has low correlation to female orgasms.
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Say something nice about your LEAST favorite X-Character.
I love how he always dies at my actual favorite’s feet.
#xmen
#xspoilers
Say something nice about your LEAST favorite X-Character.
folks love doop & I love that for them 🤷🏻♂️
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WHERE ARE THE BLACK TELEPATHS FROM EMMA’S TP CLASS?
ANSWER ME!!
#XSpoilers
The one thing you should never underestimate is the X communities' ability to fixate on a minor character who got half a panel in 1986...
Yes, I am proudly in this tweet.
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@elianwilliams3
@LilNasX
I legit was. It’s unlimited so it’s fine. Just wanted to let you know you’re doing the lord’s work.
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@samuli47
LoL.
Jean: We bout go beat some ass and pick up my son. You want a ride?
Everybody: Shit. Say less.
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@Rumiyonce
@_ShowtimeRX
I peeped. After Homecoming, I realized it was because she needed to hit the marks for those seamless transitions between weekend 1 and weekend 2.
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Arakkii: We’re gay over here.
Homophobes projecting on Arakkii cuz 'warrior society': finally! a safe space for misunderstood alpha males!
Arakkii: LOL our most famous & feared warrior is an unapologetic unkillable power bottom whose 100 BFFs WILL beat you up before he even has the chance to do it himself...
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Hard agree.
Reminder:
All the greatest X-Men
All the greatest comic book characters
All the greatest fictional characters
Are women.
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@mistressLela
“If anything, Dave is putting the school on the map.” -his spokesperson.
BIG BIG “how dare you” energy.
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@clarig0ld
@_Speakingofkate
@yeahbutnaw
@ChipmunkTay
@asstr0nautchick
I know this is old-ish. But Latino doesn’t mean not-white.
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If I EVER fucked with you I STILL fuck with you. Gang shit is forever.
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@TiffieStarchild
Superman got tired of all the trinity talk cause he doesn’t actually fuck with Batman. So he’s dragging him by his cape for dressing in black so he can run the streets, involving underaged teens in his nightly activities, & needing Wayne tech engineers to make his gadgets.
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Do I sound this stupid when I’m arguing about comics books? Because I swear to god I will turn this into a Cat video account and never tweet about x-men again.
You need sperm to fertilize the egg. Mystique is a woman. She can’t just up and change her ovaries to testicles that function correctly. That’s not how science works.
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That racist, self-professed 90s X-Men fan that called the current X-Men stories racist and xenophobic for founding Krakoa but then deleted his tweets when I found his “if you don’t like America, leave” tweets… yeah, guess what side of the current ethnic cleansing he’s on.
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I like Beyoncé.
I like X-Men.
I like weed.
Indulging all at once might have been a mistake. Fuck it… don’t judge me.
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@BlackNoChaser
I want to know who this “black girls don’t like me because I watch anime” ass bitch is!
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Matter of fact, fuck literally everything in front of me. I hate it all.
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Ok. If I’m being honest, Thunderbird has been itching to fight Scott since he broke the yolk. Let him continue his reign of terror on the Summers clan as a part of the X-Men, backseat driving in the jet they named after him as a memorial.
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Back to violence.
See all those guys over there? Fuck each and every one of them individually and as a collective.
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#Xspoilers
Exodus’s TK is stronger than Jean’s and he can teleport. Iceman creates glaciers but chooses to punch it out. Proteus… is Proteus, but only transmutes sentinel knees. Tempus can stop time and Hope can copy every power at once. Neither did. Because story.)
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@C_Moralez
@oranicuhh
First person that came to mind was Kendrick Sampson, the celebrity activist Kendrick most likely to being in a celebrity activist group chat.
So maybe chill.
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