Used car dealer from Southern California
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I do Moses comics. Painfully Anachronistic - Flawed Earth-Flesh - Wicked & Lazy - Actually just a barn owl - They/He
Rimbaud self-degradation era
Joined March 2020
Plant grafting is so stupid. You just tape two plants together and they just sorta go "yeah, I guess." and fuse DBZ-style. Like what the fuck. That's not how organisms are supposed to work, you flora freaks.
Apparently you can make a rose TREE, not a rosebush, with just a little handywork.
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I don't think enough people know this;.They - do not - pay - ANY - residuals on streaming. If you're a main character on Stranger Things S4 you will not get residuals rn. But if you had a 5 sec cameo on 1 ep of Cheers 40 years ago & they air that ep on tv, you'll get sent 2 bucks.
Sydney Sweeney says she wouldn’t be able to afford a six-month break from acting:. “I don’t have income to cover that. I don’t have someone supporting me… They don’t pay actors like they used to, and with streamers, you no longer get residuals,”. 🔗:
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@hello__caitlin *4:10 AM* honey wake up we gotta go stand in line for 3 hours to fuck awkwardly in a tiny plane with a guy named gary 2 feet from us.
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@sad_saurus The fact that they'd been gone for hours and papa bear's was still burning hot implies that its original temperature was somewhere between molten lead and the sun's core, and that's horrifying, not least because of the implications of the bowl specs.
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@shaun_vids "My 18-year-old nephew made a 13-year-old girl blush hornily today. This has been a great success for the royal family.".- Lord Royal Tenenbaum or whatever.
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@Papapishu Can't believe you didn't mention the funniest thing about him, which is that while most companions have a wide variety of endings the player can achieve, Myron -always- just gets stabbed to death and forgotten by history.
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@postconnoisseur @lmNOTcatholic Yeah, like how I used to wanna sell my son to the circus if he turned out gay. Not anymore, though.
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A little clarification on what is meant by "no residuals". Traditional residuals have been replaced on streaming services with lower, less frequent fees that don't take into account viewership, allowing services to massively underpay for their exploitation.
Misinformation going around here. Writers/Actors/Directors DO get a residual payment, but it is a flat fee based existence in a content library. There is no "residual" in the traditional sense because the show does not "air." So what we want is a higher fee based on views.
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The ones who truly suffer from this are, of course, not billionaire megastars, but lesserknown performers, working actors, those who live paycheck to paycheck.
When we say we "don't get residuals," we mean "we no longer get a dynamic payment based on a show's performance because streamers are not transparent with that data.".
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@KevMagnet @capybaroness Rings true of the types of conversations I used to have with my dad when he'd bought a zoo.
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very funny how Suspiria 2018 is this whole intricate thing about politics and war and fascism and power structures and guilt and gender and sexuality and whatnot, meanwhile Suspiria '77 has a plot basically on par with a Roald Dahl book.
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@EclecticHams Deepest Ricky Gervais Lore is knowing he used to be in a new wave duo that never went anywhere except in the Phillipines where they inexplicably became the voice of a teenage generation with one of their singles, and then the other guy just kinda disappeared entirely.
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in the photo studio. straight up "working it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanuts.
Postcard of a peanut vendor wearing a suit made of peanuts circa 1890.
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@dodgonkulator @GemOfAmara Slaughterhouse 5 was fine up until the end where they decided to suddenly slaughter 5 whole houses. Fucked up.
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@MilfParade taking her on a trip to the zoo to show her an elephant and she just passes away immediately.
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@GreenTextRepost gain more weight and never lose it til the day you die so his ghost has to be bound to the hospital forever all because he chose to make some rando losing weight his unfinished business.
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@stavvybaby Notorious conservative comedian Stavros Halkias. Well-known stalwart defender of traditional family values Stavros Halkias.
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@monstericfag ppl r like "mlm have so much representation" then 90% of the "representation" is two cartoon dads holding hands for two seconds in the background and to the left of a crowd scene.
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@louisducdanjou Damn, man, they took the statue's hand? That's crazy. Almost as crazy as the time they took your grandpappy's actual head in a similar people's rebellion all those years ago. Hope he sees you simping for his statue from beyond & pulls some strings to make you king of France, bro.
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@Srirachachau Bothering the first order guy 24/2, insisting he execute Chewbaca while he's within our grasp, to set an example.
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Ariana Grande has transcended race. Even while presenting as the caucasian she is she looks like she's doing some kind of raceface White Chicks shtick.
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@hausofdecline @FrogHomeless >comes out as a woman.>immediately gets accused of falling off.hmmmm.
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@shaun_vids The problem with Redditors doing it is that they don't wear suits, slick back their hair, carry briefcases, and shout into comically oversized '80s cellphones. Only people who do this should be allowed to do a market.
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@Trey_Explainer Every clip of Fallon I've seen online is either him realizing he fumbled some hot celeb or him having the absolute fear of God in his eyes thinking he's about to be cancelled.
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@moby_dickhead I mean I guess. One could argue you could've put CWs in there but at some point doesn't it become clear to you you're reading a horror comic? It's not even like this is the first time you've done horror.
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@AdamBlumenau @suspiraserhead I've long held the opinion that "man who writes fear of the unknown stories pisses his pants if a guy across the street looks a little too Italian" is perhaps the only recorded instance of an artist's bigotry somewhat helping a work of art.
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@GreenTextRepost This is the most pathetic thing I've read in a while and the fact it was posted 2 months ago isn't helping.
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@HlS0KAM0R0W You also can't ship them. People's interpersonal relationships have literally fallen apart because people would not stop wanting them to fuck.
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@Pterranodon @cornhime A "PHANTOM" ISN'T EVEN A MONSTER OR WHATEVER THAT'S JUST A MAN IN A CLOAK LIVING IN THE ATTIC OF A PUBLIC PLACE.Maybe he bought a sports car with the rent he saved doing that, you kids ever think of that?.
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@Chartate101 @saltydkdan Batch releases don't work for any show, you've just been conditioned not to notice the way they absolutely ruin a show's release.
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@uyarakq imagine going to a place literally historically called "a place to get a knife" and you can't get a knife because some dude on vacation came and stole your knife rock.
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@duckbldg Did your cat take a shit so massive it took the machine an hour and a half to clean up.
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@egg_tacos4 @TheBlackOrmond @EvilDreadsII fucked up that on any given day Jason could just throw you against the wall on the Manhattan subway.
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@witchgayzel Haring has been way too commodified and his public image watered down for his own good. I never enjoy the shit they slapped on random merch and because I thought that was all there was to him I spent years thinking he was just some lowest common denominator artist out for money.
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@HardDriveMag Did you. Did you have a pre-prepped article for when BDG leaves Polygon like news sites have pre-prepped articles for when celebs die?.
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@minedo_r I think Fugo would win because he'd get so pissed he'd forget it's a fist fight and just stab Abbacchio or something.
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@AshBCoffin While you were posting this on twitter you could've been joining him to study the way of the blade. Maybe you should reconsider your priorities.
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@lawrence_tuchik @machinegumkiss @NathanForYouOoC I've organized parties like this (on orders from above) and it was always fucking insane to me that they basically just included a "I could be persuaded to cheat on my partner" option. Which way too many people always took. Like at least make it an ethical nonmonogamy thing.
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@Joshochos Remembering when I, having just cut off my finger or some shit and still freaking out and depressed because my already faildad ass let my son get kidnapped and he's just out there right now, said "No thanks, lady, I'm not horny right now." and she yelled at me and fucking dipped.
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@noviceThelizard @catacalypto "Is that. Is that a reel tape recorder? In 2020? In an abandoned autonomous zone?".
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@BKWelles good bit to sprinkle in little clues for mr. policeman in your movie reviews and watch as your followers slowly piece together you're a diddler.
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@StructuredSucc @MiamiPD It comes with bright blue fisher price badges and an unkillable siren that plays circus clown music on loop.
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I like how it cuts out at the end. They fucking got her.
Lady shows her snail infested apartment .
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@spherection a good 30% of Chungking Express' running time is just Faye Wong flopping around to California Dreaming and honestly thank God for that fact
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@nickmcjink @LeahMariaTV @MattLobster Edd is a well-known animator that sadly passed away due to leukemia years ago. That's him alive in pic 1, that's his ashes in the box in pic 2.
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@TheDuckMane @redditships "No, you don't get it, I - literally - have the dankest shit going on in my living room. Sprinklers are rigged to release a fine mist over the entirity of it multiple times a day. We can't have any electronics in it.".
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@Worthikids Steve's last job. Just this one more job and he's got enough money to retire back home and run a quiet little burger truck near his estranged daughter. Penelope.
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@FrogHomeless @hausofdecline Eh, I'm just joking. It's like a stock joke where trans women get criticized after coming out and the joke is "Wow, you really are a women! Everbody's giving you shit for no reason!".Didn't mean to rag on you specifically.
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@RawestAlbums The album art is based on the sculpture "End of The Trail" by James Earle Fraser, a commentary on the damage settlers caused Native Americans. The album itself is also very interesting, having a very bleak extro- & introspective mood & containing imo some of the best BB material.
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@GarbageApe I mean obviously Reviewbrah, but more to the point - do I have to spend the full 24 hours eating burritos or is there just a finite amount we have to get through?.
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@melstonemusic I will not be tricked into eating the limbs of imprisoned alien octopus creature babies thank you very much
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@quebecween Heartwarming: due to lossless image compression we can finally see the heads from Talking Heads 🙏💕.
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@NiceMangos having a normal one.filming myself talking to my daughter about how I would not put my dick in a random woman from a magazine cover from weeks ago.living the dream.
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@Bogswallop @Q_Review Goddamn internet viruses, always compromising the service I'm using to show me ads for content on the service I'm using.
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@shopfencing I hear if you succesfully romance a man, a woman, an NB person, and a transgender person, you can unlock the secret route where you date the forbidden fifth gender.
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@depthsofwiki Dutch-speaking kids draw a guy using the word "ZOT" (tl: crazy, silly, fool, etc.).
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@ByYourLogic I don't WANT to put on womens' clothing and listen to Left at London's seminal breakout EP Transgender Street Legends Vol. 1 while gently weeping tears of joy but I have to dude it's my job.
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@shaun_vids hate it when labour pinkos corner me in a dark alleyway and try to force me to eat bugs or else I'm a bigot
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@lackingsaint They just see any vaguely queer-looking person and immediately start muttering "Kindergarten teacher?" like a rabid pitbull yanking at its chain as a bunny rabbit crosses the yard.
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@shaun_vids wot, me, sir? I'm just a simple paycheck to paycheck wagie sir. a wagecuck. salt of the earth working class, sir, as me pappy used to say.COMMUNITY NOTE: this user makes video games that allows people to bomb nurseries irl without the burden of their humanity intervening.
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they are both my children and I cherish them equally for all that makes them unique.
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@BadMedicalTakes the rib I removed to suck my own dick being replaced by The Female Rib as I start HRT.
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@pixelatedboat Quantum Europe.For a brief monent when Philip was born, Denmark and Greece were superimposed and occupying the same point in space.
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@OttoPivnerBFA @Ruby_Stevens "Jamie, pull up those schematics. Yeah. Look at that thing. The gold one. One of those could tear you apart like a chimpanzee.".
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