Gary Brannan
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Apparently, everybody's favourite. Him off Tech Diff. The begrudging second coming of Harry Secombe. Strong wahey energy. Ignorant Pineapple (TM)
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Yes! Gather round! Enjoy the sight of me being shocked by a big vibration in my behind!
And yes, ‘Gary vs….’ is probably a thing now. I have plans and ideas but no ruddy time, tho.
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I have genuinely spent 10 minutes starting at this but, no, it really DOES appear to be true that a bunch of cryptobros just spent €2.6 MILLION - 100x the asking price - for a book at auction in the mistaken belief that they would therefore own the copyright in it.
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Lads, if Doctor Who has riled you up this week with its intimations that British rule in India might not have been overwhelmingly appreciated and you’re shocked that imperialism may have had some awful side effects then OH BOY is Actual History going to be a shock for you.
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WHEN YOUR EEL HAS A JAW
THAT CAN HELP THEM EAT MORE
THATS A -
Moray eels have an extra set of jaws in their throat to help them swallow large prey. (📷: National Science Foundation)
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This is undoubtably the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Absolutely baffling.
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As I said to Tom last night, this was beautifully done.
My only note was that his trousers should have fallen down at this exact point, leaving him dangling in mid air, trousers round ankles, wearing only love heart emblazoned boxer shorts and socks held up with sock suspenders
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‘Cotton Eye Joe’ was at number 1 in the charts when the UK stopped using ponies in coal mines (Feb 1994)
What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?
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Behold, as a professional makeup artists makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a wig.
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Oh god, Andrew Scott’s at my gran’s front door again
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We’ve got an original copy of the shooting script for Carry On Up the Jungle at work, doesn’t mean that I can produce a gritty animated remake, no matter how tempting that might be.
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We’ve reached the point where a Freeman of the Land is trying to keep a soft play centre open using Magna Carta as a justification
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I am retiring to bed now. I fully expect that when I awake this will have been proved to be either performance art, a scam or a cheese dream. *angrily blows out candle*
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Also, as someone working in the field, digitisation does not = preservation. All they’ve done is replace a long term, resource-light asset with a short term and resource-heavy one that doesn’t work in the way the creator intended.
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Same with the script for the US pilot of ‘Up Pompeii’, no matter how much I might interest Kelsey Grammer and Lin-Manuel Miranda in it.
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I would like to repeat this salient point
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Update: they really are incredibly stupid. Like, the stupid person’s idea of clever. This would almost make sense, if there weren’t c 10 other copies out there.
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This is peak 2016. A millionaire Brexiter mainsplaining to a world authority on Rome why she’s wrong, based on what he learned 40+ years ago
Well the "experts " I read at school believed the sacking of Rome and the break up was caused by failure to control hordes on the border !
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You’re with your girlfriend and you see these 4 ALPHA MALES
What the fuck can you do?
You’re with your girlfriend and you see these 8 ALPHA MALES
What the fuck can you do?
@sneako
@MrOverpaid
@yourealazyfvck
@Mr_HadiH
@hoesandcash
@kingvakalis
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Manga Carta, for the uninitiated, is very strong on fish weirs but notably weak on soft play centres and laser quest.
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Name an artist who NEEDS to perform in the Las Vegas Sphere. 🎤
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World-famous entertainers will perform at Windsor Castle concert as part of events in May to mark King's coronation
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Oh no.
Not AGAIN.
BACK BACK BACK later this year.
(Yes, this means there’s new stuff coming, no it’s not Citation Needed OR IS IT?*)
*it is not. OR IS IT**?
**it’s really not.
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“I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.”
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Ah. This appears to have gone some. I do not have a soundcloud, but: love one another, don’t be a knob, and
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I gather he’s still up there, probably over Norway now
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No it isn’t, it’s never been there. You’re just imagining it. Are you ok?
Last surviving gaslit cinema in world to reopen in Leeds
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Quite a few of you are praising Chris/us for being so sensitive and open with the subject matter here.
I’d personally like to say thank you to you, the audience. The comments on the video and elsewhere show just how wonderful, tolerant and nice you all are.
Good morning - we are BACK BACK BACK and this first episode will certainly put a spring in your day, let me tell you THAT
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To reiterate, the Tories have just, live on camera, thrown a Sky News reporter out of their campaign launch.
42 more days of them being absolutely shit at this, it’s going to be amazing
🚨 BREAKING: A Sky News reporter is forcibly kicked out of Rishi Sunak’s first Tory election campaign rally
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And you think turning up in the Middle East dressed as a crusader is a good move, do you?
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This is the face of someone who just confused the staff canteen for a polling station and confidently just put her ballot in a tray of beans
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…………..yes.
A date is set. An idea has been hatched.
Cometh the hour. Cometh the idiots.
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My new favourite jam is people tweeting ‘the writing has improved this week’, like they think they make the show on a week-by-week basis after they’ve had a shufti at the reaction from a load of gammons on Twitter.
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No it’s a pedestrian crossing
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It wasn’t that bad.
If anything, it was just the tip of the iceberg
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QUESTION: if the UK won
#Eurovision
, who would you want to see as our three hosts next year?
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Not posting this on professional twitter because it’s made me so so angry and upset. Archivists all over the country are just doing the absolute best they can to keep everyone - staff and users - safe.
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Good evening. Keep the noise down would you? My brand-new-as-of-yesterday daughter Elodie is trying to get some sleep.
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Anyway, here’s me with an Archbishop, which is how my afternoon passed.
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Just checked my email.
What do YOU do when you’ve had a few cocktails on a Saturday night? Text an ex? Go out on the pull? Have a fight in a pub car park,
Or, like me, do you have appeared to have applied to be on sodding MASTERMIND.
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Yeah it’s a) to build their new, crime-free life outside of prison b) low risk prisoners on day release and so therefore c) not going to be Charles Bronson handing you your McNugget Happy Meal.
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Wh….how the fuck does a non-woke bank work? Money with the Black and White Minstrels on? Homophobic mortgages? Bank cards with Bernard Manning jokes on them?
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The more I look at this, the more amazing it is. The lamb trying to get away. The boarded up church. The tongue of the shoe just peeping over the trouser. The mad outfit for ‘just being out for a walk’. Absolute classic Truss.
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Someone in York is using FB Marketplace to sell a fully road-legal, steam powered miniature TRACTION ENGINE
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So to answer the mystery of ‘what’s that box on Tom’s chair….’
Look what we got! Look what we got!
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Honestly do not laugh as much as I do when I am with these three dickheads. 15 years, and still in the cheap seats!
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Had been at Uni in Aberystwyth about 20 minutes. A nice Irish girl walked into my room (of course, doing the old freshers thing of having my door open etc), and said ‘I like your Dalek poster’.
That’s it. Been together 20 years next year.
Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼
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I have been informed by
@MattGrayYES
that my video is ‘trending’ on YouTube.
I have sent my butler out to the local public house to enquire with youths there as to what this means, but I am assured this is a Good Thing
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Well as it’s York Pride next week, errrm, well, yes. Draw your own conclusions, folks. Certainly I am toward the lower two colours, here
#formaqueueladiesandgents
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Don’t want to get all emosh but after a really not good week of health news, spending a day with these bellends was just what I needed. And the new stuff is really different, we were genuinely wholesome (at times)
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The fact that one 1980s Doctor Who superfan has just told another Doctor Who superfan to, and I quote, ‘stick it up your fat arse’ is exactly the way the 60th anniversary of a British sci fi series should be celebrated. You wouldn’t get this sort of fun with Stars Trek or Wars.
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Absolutely incredible
Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿
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Today has been a day of very silly outfits I don’t often wear, but nonetheless enjoyable for it
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Counterpoint: they spent £250k each to gawp at a mass grave. Three of them were tourists. Exactly what frontiers of knowledge were being pushed, here?
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My dad took this of me up a very big hill last week and I actually really quite like it.
There is no punchline, I just think it’s a very nice picture of me and I wanted to post it for that reason.
You may go about your day.
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Anyway, meet the newest member of the family. This is Salem. He is 5 months old and likes treats.
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*pinches bridge of nose*
I see the tech bros have invented the fuckin’ train again, then. Only they’ve made it extra unstable, and likely to destroy motor vehicles and mow down pedestrians and anyone with a sensory/motor impairment
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We’ve reached the ‘7 year old practises makeup skills’ part of the evening, then.
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*frantically plugging cables back in* look just give us a minute eh
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To everyone who’s sent good wishes - thank you! Here’s me being thrilled by my new age
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NO
it’s not Citation Needed
it’s not Reverse Trivia
it’s not Two of These People Are Lying
it’s not the experiments again
YES:
It’s more ADVENTURES.
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That’s actually from training I’ve found online from the Office of Addiction Services and Supports in New York, delivered in October 22.
It appears to be a group activity based around identifying and discussing the impacts of personal worldviews and unconscious bias.
A friend of mine, who works in a public university, sent this to me earlier this week 👇🏻
It's p. 1 of the DEI training his department is forced to take, starting w/ an exercise that asks which intersectional identities you'd save and which you'd leave to die.
This is demonic.
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Maybes, but I’m not a massive wanker either.
So, there’s that.
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Sorry but ‘this Walrus is stranded in Scarborough and is having a wank in front of onlookers’ has absolutely done me in for 2022.
@AnimalPlanet
@ladbible
theres a walrus lost in scarborough. so hes just decided to knock one out in front of us all on the pier. no fucks given 😆
#wankingwalrus
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This is ACCURATE.
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YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE
YouTube: "You haven't watched this for about 6 weeks now. Go on, you know you want to."
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Quite a few chums in the comments asking why they’re not wearing gloves - answer is they don’t need to, they’ll do more damage with them on (unless photos or other things that absolutely need them)
Tl;dr: they’re bloody professionals, TV lies to you, they know what they’re doing
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RUDE.
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I cannot tell you how emotional I am over this. I have always wanted to see them, have been planning one of those trips north one day to do it….and there it is, right over my back garden. Stunned.
Lads! Just seen the northern lights! Go outside and look up now, looks like a pinky-greeny cloud, kinda to the south.
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At the start of Pride Month, it’s great that the video has been received so well, but also that there’s been basically nobody being an arsehole in the comments.
You are, and remain, the best of audiences, and we are very lucky to have you around.
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You can stop sending me this one now
Thousands without power after goose hits overhead power line
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IT IS TIME.
Trains. Tipples. Travel. And a MASSIVE HONKING NOISE.
Pray silence, and make way, for this week’s Tech Diff: THE ADVENTURES!
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What did you find online today, Gary?
Oh, just a video where someone had subtitled ‘normal men’ into….Latin.
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HE’S GOT HIS MAM TO TELL US OFF LADS
This makes absolute sense. When I give a talk for a corporation, I don’t promote other corporations. If I did, I would be fired on the spot and never booked again. Is that hard to understand?
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Actually for the full 70s Carry On effect, this should have been a stuntman for the long shots, and then a close up to Tom dangling in front of a crude back projection while he made frantically made exaggerated ‘OH NO!’ faces.
As I said to Tom last night, this was beautifully done.
My only note was that his trousers should have fallen down at this exact point, leaving him dangling in mid air, trousers round ankles, wearing only love heart emblazoned boxer shorts and socks held up with sock suspenders
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Ha ha! I fooled you all! I ACTUALLY DID get a hovercraft to work today!
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