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Hi, I'm Nascha! 29, Mescalero Apache, Voice actor, Content Creator, Productive Generalist Pansexual/two-spirit/transfemme 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ (she/they/it) am puppy :3

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@Pinko69420 Honestly statistically i am genuinely less worried about the bear trying to kill me
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@AZelasi @DanRogland @LA_Knight89 I can't remember where I saw it but there was a post earlier like "Is he, yknow..." *Mimes punching through a wall*
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@erikaishii No one expects the spanish inquisition... To be the voice of reason in any scenario, AND YET
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@BDaveWalters @IHeartFargo There's a Fairy Godfather joke in here somewhere
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@honeyhaunted @unrealshrike @motherjuniper ...so what you're saying is she gets roasted by her followers
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@saccagoochi @imclareruddy this made coke zero come out of my nose so thanks for that
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@Ranting_Trans Lmao I just drop into boy voice and go "i got better"
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@melstonemusic Wait but that's so precious 🥺 I had a similar experience with my fave halal truck and at my bodega, both old Egyptian guys who gave me a hug and told me they were proud of me 🥰
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@libhitler call my girl sloppenheimer the way I get this bomb head
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@Roni_B90 @stylewylde @dnllyndt @psychomama @brownandbella @ReignOfApril I can't wait for some man to read this and think ovaries can move freely throughout the body
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@SuyoBara Clark would absolutely dad joke the fuck out of this omg
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@tinysquash I've found that after a certain point it follows the same rules as fantasy battles Starts as a big group but inevitably turns into a bunch of 1-on-1s with the occasional pass at your neighbor
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@KindaSortaMaebe ... If my answer was "By Bart Howard?" That just makes me a fuckin nerd doesn't it
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@Ranting_Trans I don't really hang out with my guy friends anymore cause it turns out most of them were trans inclusive radical misogynists (Not actually but they're awkward around any girl they aren't dating which apparently includes me)
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@MaxelleTalena Same energy
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@stylewylde @dnllyndt @psychomama @brownandbella @ReignOfApril You're lucky, I inhaled mine and it damn near killed me 🤣
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@Powflip nah, it makes sense. A lot of storage services (google drive, for instance) and social media has seen a HUGE influx of generated media, to the point where keeping an archive of folks who aren't producing content/driving revenue just doesn't make sense.
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@leovenuslesbian I feel like once is fine to indicate a preference but TWICE??? AFTER YOU CLEARLY SAID NO??? nah absolutely not
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@katiemaryrich @malkatz If Holden isn't a villain then I read that book very poorly lmao
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@mountbellyache @FruitShoot7 What the fuck why is this excellent
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@oncloud_e Having bulge in the same screenshot really drives it home lmao
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@halo3master5000 @bloopily The interviews he's had about voicing Jack are hysterical, he's just like "it was the best job ever! I go into the booth like 'Yes.' ... 'I will find him.' and I'm done for that episode!" 🤣
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@ikiiiam What variety of tism am I that the variety of textures makes my brain make happy fuzzy noises
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@mollygos I'm still mad that the del Toro has a movie about giant robots and a movie about a fish man with a nice ass, and the FIRST one is called Pacific Rim
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One thing I never understand about stuff like this How do other countries pay for all the ones that people steal? Or did they set up infrastructure to stop that like with shopping carts in parking lots?
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Since a handful of people got upset about my last Japan tweet, have another:
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@BtSquared2 Deadass he the type of guy to think a woman experiencing any pleasure at all is kinky just cause in his presence it's so damn rare
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@turkeytwizzIerr @saccagoochi @imclareruddy that is amazing but unfortunately I have 2 braincells and they're fighting for 3rd place, so
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@redrum_panda This is making me realize that I never actually had to come out as bi/pan People just assumed it of me and then after thinking about it for awhile I was like "huh, they might be right" lmao
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@Ranting_Trans I adore that magnificent bastard but also same lmao
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@SarikVaster @feralsapphic This is pretty much what happened with me. "Haha sure I'll kiss this guy, I'm secure in my sexuality" *Kiss* "...FUCK"
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@KindaSortaMaebe He's the composer/lyricist 😅 his name's at the top of the lead sheet I was a jazz voice major, I always associate the songs with the composers and lyricists over any particular recording (though I believe the first sold recording was Kaye Ballard, over a decade before Frank)
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@jnyfmg Wait i changed my mind that's hysterical i almost want that more now
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@loserbent omg i had one of these a few months ago! He was kinda awkward but I could tell he just needed somebody to talk to, can't for the life of me remember his name but he was such a sweetheart
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@GameChangerSam @Viktormon @erikaishii Erikas clinging to the podium cause they almost fell to their knees immediately Which, y'know, same
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@Ranting_Trans @assumptionprime Lol my high school guy friends frequently called me "ultimate waifu" for exactly this reason When i came out to them last year i was like "GUESS WHAT YOU WERE RIGHT" and like 6 of them were like "does this mean I didn't have a gay phase" 🤣🤣🤣
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@tianaalohilani @RileyGryc I lived in Kalihi for most of my life but I'm Apache, so I never really got this until I moved back to the mainland and then I'm like ????? What? Do you think? Native means???
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@otherhappyplace vaguely lesbian chip bag is my gender
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@erosatrophy ...i mean like, it's hard, but it's by no means impossible. Took me about 5 or 6 hours total (didn't keep track, played about 3 sessions of a little under/over 2 hours each)
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@sacwriter HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT JUST ME I only had 3 pastor clients when I was working and all of them only once, cause that shit was AWFUL Idk if I'd go so far as to call them abusive, but definitely not worth putting up with when I could make enough to live from kind people
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@KaiserNeko I am more willing to assume my game is bugged than i am willing to give up my *absolute certainty* that this is the only way Thighonysus could have introduced himself
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@tianaalohilani @RileyGryc also THE NUMBER OF HAOLES WHO *EVEN HERE* CALL ME HAWAIIAN JUST BECAUSE I'M BROWN AND FROM HAWAII DOESN'T MAKE ME NATIVE HAWAIIAN HOW IS THIS HARD sorry had to get that out of my system and this seemed a better place than most 🙃
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@Ranting_Trans i thimk I huave covid
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@2xfly @Lumireu @chukroxx Not all heroes wear capes
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@ms_starling @fimgergums I find it helps a little to remember they'll die soon
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@romelluras @bluexogenesis @McfrickenLiam I was gonna try to reply to them but they seem hella into pan erasure so I'm just gonna not lmaooo
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@PatSumple @ln2869 @morgan_murphy @TheRealDratch I'm still not entirely convinced it isn't
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@qikipedia Which would be good, you could see some of what you missed while you were out putting up a giant mirror
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@fowlfluff @eat_bananapeels This made me physically cringe, well done
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@BtSquared2 ...oh honey the straights are not okay
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@emilykmay @61harpy Wait okay I need to ask cause I've never seen this before, only heard of it Were you not like... Scared? Or even apprehensive? I've had relationships die after moving in together because we realized we couldn't share space as well as we thought, so I'd be TERRIFIED 😭
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Cw food Wanna know what my ADHD is like? I wrote down and got all the (somewhat complex, by my standards) ingredients for these really good black bean burgers I've made dozens of times I forgot to get black beans
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@Ranting_Trans is someone gonna make a "blew the transmission" joke or do I have to think of one
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@loserbent Ah, unfortunately
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@yangirekun @ricebaepsae @fg083 Not just that, he was the game director for the latest God of War 🤣
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@livingfart @katiemaryrich @malkatz Having a tragic backstory doesn't make him any less of a dick Abuse can explain shitty behaviour but it will never excuse it, and I can't recall him making ANY attempts to be even remotely decent.
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@SarikVaster Ah. Yeah no I sucked this guy's dick like 2 hours later he was definitely in the same mindset as me
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@rekdt This feels relevant lmao
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@TheOperaGeek been getting a lot of mileage out of this one recently
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@RileyGryc I genuinely cannot FATHOM making that much money. Like, I can more clearly conceive of winning the lottery and getting a huge chunk all at once, than I can of making $8k per paycheck.
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@fourgigsofdurnk See also: Jack Harkness pretty much the only time ive seen pansexual representation that didn't feel shoehorned. I'm also happy to be shoehorned in, but it's nice when it feels authentic.
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@daveknight67 @the_foreignkind First guess? A fruit. Y'know, like most seeds. I never saw a sunflower up close til I was in my 20s, and rarely in media, it's not like they would cross the mind much
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP I am both of these people in my own brain
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@LewisIsHereWhy @tinybatparty @kenklippenstein "what you said was fine. What i IMAGINED you said was fucked up"
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@Iron_Spike Um. Nobody seems to be saying it but I feel like a lot of people don't go to college for an education, they go for a degree. The classes and shit are just an obstacle to being considered employable. I dropped out the very day i realized i didn't need a degree for my fields.
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@tinnkky @polyamorous_q It gets funnier after you see him REALLY dance, that man can MOVE
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@tinysquash congrats on being from that country all the hot people are from
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@prettyheadd_ @SA1NTCAKE LITERALLY Mineta's only redeeming feature is that the rest of the cast doesn't put up with his shit... Makes him feel more like an active condemnation of that behaviour (good) but even so, it's so *often* especially earlier
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@mcmasteralexisk @hayleyyjay As a man into men, I can say with absolute certainty that you are making very good decisions
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@quenblackwell The amount of times I've realized halfway through a story that it's not an amusing anecdote and I only think it is cause I was too young to recognize it as me being abused Literally happens at least twice/week
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@vikxin @RockettPowered @jetgreguar this is the dream. get a man that comes by, rails the everliving daylights out of you, and then gets the fuck out of your way
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@wolfkin @LordKosta @GrizzardJoshua @honkifyourgay ^this I think there's an important distinction between competitive gaming, which has been around forever, and the mainstream toxic comp environment, which is what started with COD and other such games, at least to my knowledge
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@cammiebella @thedrunkinmonk @adevoce @PatSumple @ln2869 @morgan_murphy @TheRealDratch I was thinking that immediately after I wrote my comment but people were liking it so I didn't change it I'm a sellout
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@loserbent Holy shit there's a place where you can look like a girl and be gendered like a girl too? Incredible
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@Ranting_Trans @assumptionprime (its important to note that i didn't know ANY of them had a crush on me at any point until then, but that's OVER HALF and I'm like ??????)
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@Im_Just_Jon @danisnobunk This just in: Beardies are the solution to tilt
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Alright folks, I've marked it out If you start Return Of The King at exactly 22:48:25, The Age of Men will be over at exactly midnight The time of the Orc has come
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this needed audio
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@PamKeithFL @theramblingbard Especially considering how many of us consider it the 9th island, if we got prosecuted I think we'd all just leave home 😂 (Also if you're talking about people from there, we're Hawai'i Residents. Hawaiians are their own ethnic group 😶)
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@IHateRyanDavid who hurt you
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@letsgameitout So excited for you to run a virus scan and find Grace dot exe
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I want to hug the Danger Muppet
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@damnyouwillis I feel like if anything, it'd be harder to make today for the OPPOSITE reasons those people are citing
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@baovtuber That's so awful 🥺 my friend lost hers in almost exactly the same way, I'm pretty sure they have the location off by default just to make people pay twice, it's ridiculous.
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@kissylwt_ @O_oCrEePeDoUt @esquecidah @DontMe21878714 @romelluras @bluexogenesis @McfrickenLiam Honestly there's not much of a difference, at the end of the day pan and bi are basically the same thing, and what you label yourself as is up to you. I prefer pan for myself cause I considered myself bi for awhile and then found out I was interested in some nb people 1/2
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@girlcel_ I feel like I'm missing something 😣 I've been in a few polycules but I basically just discovered that I'm monogamous, even tho I enjoy when my partner isn't cause it frees up time for hobbies and stuff 😅 plus I love seeing people I love being loved romantic or otherwise! 🥰
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@drewtoothpaste The computer Legos was funny but "Mindcraft" tilted me so hard 😂
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@NuVenezia The... Guy people keep saying is in that gif blowing shit up with his mind? That's a real dude? I thought they were talking about a cartoon or something
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