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ive never seen a better advertisement to ramp up mask wearing so keep it up
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this is what working retail does to you
i was thinking about how cool it is that sakamoto days has such an old main character but then i googled it and.... THIS GUY IS 27 YEARS OLD
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okay but you still not gonna run in my damn flowers let me fuckin catch you hoofin it see what happens
Flowers are now more durable in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. As you run around and walk over them, they will not fully break/disappear.
Their Corolla may disappear, however, they will grow right back.
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obama: *punches me* what is my fursona
me: fuck you ass hole
obama: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
me: got o hell
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i cant put my finger on explaining it but i just know if i went into a taqueria with this painting in it i'd have the best food i've ever had in my life
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this was the scariest a nigga ever showed up i highkey wish he stayed looking like a fucking freak
Post your favorite Toriyama design if you have one, video game or not
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yamcha tweeted this
Bulma when she realises she left the Major League Baseball player with a cute cat to get knocked up by the 5’4 genocidal maniac who doesn’t even have a job
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you used to be able to float towards a pie on a windowsill because it smell good. now there is just pronouns
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homegirl looks like one of those tumblr ads for mobile games about getting divorced
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we all got the one homie who leitmotif won't stop playing
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parents calling my GPA a fail compilation because my attention span was cringe
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metaverse footage always looks like when shit like NCIS tried to do episodes where detectives have to solve a video game murder
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that ADHD is not shiny object ooh spork and is instead a cruel disorder preventing most of us from being able to perform sometimes the simplest tasks out of complete executive dysfunction and massively leaks into anxiety and depression issues too
Mentally ill folks - whats one misconception about your mental illness that most people believe that you want to debunk?
Neurotypicals - pls read the replies! You may learn something 💜
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*entering the bathroom* Full Metal Alchemist
*leaving the bathroom* FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
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"back in my day" for millennials is just publicly mourning that you used to go online and never heard the word Algorithm and that google used to actually work
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every time i hear more about the gamestop stocks thing my brain shrivels because its all insane wizard speak to me and i am further ensured as a species we never should have gone beyond foraging for berries
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we let you have your penis out and didnt say a thing and this is how you repay us
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link will drink beer
The younger developers of Breath of the Wild's sequel have been inspired by playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and Aonuma has said that the game will be "a little darker" than Majora's Mask:
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its 2003 and you ran into that kid in anime club who drank 4 SoBe No Fears a day and wouldn't stop touching you without saying "poke" out loud
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parents crumpled over sobbing when their 6 year old tries to say water bottle
Peppa Pig has been revealed as the culprit of giving American children British accents.
American kids have watched so much ‘Peppa Pig’ during the COVID-19 pandemic that they are developing English accents and using English slang.
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The animation is lovely but I feel like it's going to tell me to ask my doctor what is best for my health while reading me the listing of antidepressant medication side effects and I don't know how to explain that
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unleashing my vaccine arm to cast pronoun of the wokeness flame
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i think we agree that minecraft steve in smash is what set this all in motion
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black phillip driving me to taco bell: wouldst thou like to live mas
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me remembering lines from 8 year old youtube poops and trying not to laugh at work
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this has ruined my fucking life i've been laughing at this for three straight hours
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sorry one more. probably my favorite instance of dan castellaneta yelling BART so loud that the echo is horrible and funny as hell
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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even the shit tori DIDNT do at the time would cause impact craters all over the internet bc as a kid i fully believed this was real for like a damn year
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not a day goes by where i'm not thinking of my favorite king of the hill joke
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i gotta give girl credit she aint delete the tweet
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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thank you toriyama for inspiring high school neurodivergent niggas to start trying to go super saiyan in the hallways
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*me entering the courtroom*: FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
*leaving the courtroom after losing the kids*: full metal alchemist
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@JUNlPER
forever wild that dudes like this will call everyone snowflakes but these idiots are hiding in apocalypse bunkers over Woke Clothing
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my point is we never should have left message boards. when we lost forum sigs we lost humanity
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when an artist doesn't acknowledge what their kinks are but you can see it all over their art style
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its called a damn fursona
Thinking of yourself as a separate entity can reduce anxiety, while also kicking up some major benefits for your confidence and determination. 🧠
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I'm dumb as shit for survival purposes
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the genuine smile on my face from greta using this 90s ass lizzie mcguire era sitcom insult instead of butchering AAVE like every other white woman on twitter and it actually working enough to piss tate off so hard he got arrested
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order it with no ticks next time goofus
Ticks can be the size of a poppy seed. Can you spot all 5 ticks in this photo? Learn how to prevent tick bites.
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*mf doom voice* used to think the opposite of doo doo was dee dee like dexters lab
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pulling on the lever for the randomizer that creates new twitch streamers from a lab every 2 months
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Jeb: *pointing to gun* america
me:no jeb
Jeb: *points to a stapler* america?
me: *holding back tears trying to find his memories* no jeb
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i just want to smack him upside the head like just once. open palm loud as fuck
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there needs to be a national draft but for working retail and food service for like a year so people develop some damn respect for the specific hell on earth that is service industry
the dehumanisation of retail workers needs to be studied because wdym you’re shouting and swearing at me over a can of coke
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when 45 got rona and in our bloodlust we were closer to each other on this site than i had ever seen before
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if you draw anything you go to hell
I'm curious, what's your constructive artists/creatives version of this? 👀 Hard truths for improvement or about our field of work.
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seeing worthi just create things completely unfettered gives me feelings akin to pre-algorithm internet days where you just made shit because you felt insane if you didn't crank out the thing because nobody else could see your ideas quite like you. just pure creative burst
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this image is on my mind on a constant basis and i'm powerless against it
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bro i knew you were a cheater but this pumpkin eater shit gotta stop
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watching the balloon i just popped drop the present into the river
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rock lee
Schools named after Robert E. Lee are picking new Lee's to be named after to avoid costly signage changes.
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really fucked up to be saying that mitch mcconnell had a piano fall on him and when he stepped out of it he was accordion shaped and his teeth were piano keys playing twinkle twinkle little star. have some decorum.
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fuck ted cruz dude looks like a ham sandwich got its wish to become a real person
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L + ratio + touch grass etc memes feel like Tekken grapple input commands for playing as armor king
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(tripsitting you) hey i know you're peaking right now but there are precisely three hornets in your room
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NEW BOAT PROBLEMS DROPPED
Boat falls onto highway in Florida, blocks traffic
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linus just came in with that heat whats his problem
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knows the winning move is to never play and has rejected the torture machine of social media. this king is escaping samsara
Been in touch with someone who knows and works with the debate God and wanted to see if he had any interest in talking on the podcast about the video and sadly he does not and I respect the hell out of it 🫡
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i miss when divorced people just bought convertibles and pretended to get good at bartending instead of ruining websites
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early archie sonic: eat my shorts egg butt
archie sonic by issue 40+: this was a genocide, tails
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voting harris/walz ticket for a promise of 4-8 years of the best youtube poop material
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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hes going to ass up my spotify algorithm from using my account to listen to steam powered giraffe and welcome to night vale
Shield gets Psychic-type user Avery. "He is gentlemanly and well-mannered but also very proud. And it seems that he’ll see you as a particularly formidable rival!"
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phoenix wright in every case
Your honor if you find my client guilty I will kill myself.
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inspector gadget would repeatedly catch lupin III and all of the gang without fail but let them go every time like Wow you guys gotta be careful theres a scary thief on the loose
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when i block people i like to think it hurts them and they die from it
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god has left us. we are damned and forever parched for salvation that will never come
Ellen DeGeneres will be selling her first-ever NFT: a selfie of her holding original artwork of a cat, which she’s calling “Woman With Stick Cat.”
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this era of game marketing is such a wild ride because this particular flavor of the united states' allergy to whimsy just led to the most insane advertisements to cope with something being cute and funny
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all i want from this website is age restriction. im old and i don't want to hear takes about who's allowed to be horny on the internet or what planet is making me depressed from people half my age
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you're invalid, mr grinch
you really posted cringe
I have no spoons to deal with you
I will not give an inch
mr griiiiiIIIINCH
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Elon musk the only dude to drop acid and emerge as a 2003 forum signature
If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long
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the only homie in a fromsoft game who isnt eating some shit like Blood Pickled Orphan Livers
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Ice-T in SVU: it's called metaverse. full of a buncha guys who never used the internet before 2015. now you've got khaki craig with the monkey pictures out here tryna reinvent habbo hotel
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ghost rankings
1) ghost but it knows what a smartphone is
2) ghost that died after 1990 and not some loser from 1800 who died from being racist
3) ghost that is actually fine that its wife moved on
4) ghost but funny
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