Stimulant Wife Arc Stella
@redrum_panda
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Twitter is my Dorian Gray painting She/her
Joined March 2019
Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life.
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Two girls within the group chat just started dating
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I think the best re occurring bit in any comedy is in Trailer Park Boys when they talk about retiring after getting like 6 grand.
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A girl did this to me when i was closeted and i blushed as my response and she started apologizing and i left school at like 1 pm and cry vomited when i got home. She kept my secret tho for like 10 years so she was a real one
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Ive just been googling small american towns because im bored and i found this survery a football coach handed out to his players that got him fired. I cant stop laughing
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Wow this is actually the worst thing ever fuck.
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Sex education in 2008 was so useless if you were trans. Like my health teacher when asked by a student about what happens if you're gay said none of you were gay.
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My dads response to my coming out essay was simply the funniest thing in history. He responded simply . āNo problemā.
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My report cards were so funny to read back with this diagnosis . Never does homework , doesn't apply her self , constant disruption . 87%.
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My mom unironically was like there is no pictures of you really after you turn 13 isnt that weird.
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I didnt even realize doing the dishes isnt actually daunting till a month ago. Like i just felt like a pos for 13 years because of how hard doing tasks was . Turns out not a pos just needed ritalin.
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Never has a joke flown higher over someones head
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My real trans awakening was in the 11th grade when i couldnāt convince a single guy that skylar in breaking bad was being abused. Im that moment i knew i was not a man.
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>hot dude is normal to me . >ask if theyre trans. >they deny theyre trans . > is trans.
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A trans women just joined my team at work and her name is chastity.
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Me : so my gf is moving here and i have questions about the insurance . Immigration : so your boyfriend is moving here. Me : yes my gf is . Immigration: well he should check the website.
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Oh youre trans ? Did you wanna be a palaeontologist or a marine biologist as a little kid ?.
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Just a reminder that Edmonton hasnt had a pride parade in 6 years because the pride committee wont run it unless we agree to the cops having a float.
Pride is certainly the fuck not for straights, cops, corporate assholes, or Israelis.
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If you ask someone what their favourite dinosaur is and they say anything other then trex or triceratops, guaranteed theyre a freak in the bed.
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>hot dude is normal to me . >ask if theyre trans. >they deny theyre trans . > is trans.
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My real trans awakening was in the 11th grade when i couldnāt convince a single guy that skylar in breaking bad was being abused. Im that moment i knew i was not a man.
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My mom unironically was like there is no pictures of you really after you turn 13 isnt that weird.
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I remember as a kid screaming crying through entire hair cuts and people will have the audacity to say it was the 90s how could we have known.
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Why so many of yall scared of liking boys for real. Your sexuality isnt changing youre just letting yourself enjoy your sexuality.
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I had a bladder infection when i was 7 and the doctor said this infection usually only happens in girls and I remember being so god damn pumped about it that i stopped caring i was sick.
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Once this femme gay guy decided to rank all the āguysā at the hangout by how gay they thought they were and he ranked me as the least gay . It wasnāt till years later that i went oh he just wasnt outting me.
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Transbians : my partner read my whole favourite book series for me so we could talk all night about it. Shes the best. Straight trans women : He wont hold my hand in public, but he does most of the time use she/her pronouns. Hes the best.
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Dads will be like i dont understand why you couldnt tell me . Like who do you think called me a f*ggot for watching fucking dragon ball?.
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You think it would be obvious to someone why their transsexual daughter did not want to go camping for a week in the woods with her family.
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There is nothing more humiliating then asking a doctor for hrt for the first time when you still look fully a man.
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First day Hrt today :) my doctor put me on 50mg spiro and 1 mg estrogen
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The most humiliating part of my transition is i was in a virtual meeting with one of the people i was managing and i boymode at work. And i thought i was muted so i started talking to my roommate about some guy i thought was hot af in my girl voice. And i wasnt. It was bad.
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One time before i was out to a single person one of my dude friends found my twitter and didnt realize it was me and sent the profile to our group chat and was like look i found the female deadname.
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One time when my dad was ribbing me for talking to a girl when i was like 14 i got mad and was like shes a lesbian and then he said why on earth would you talk to a lesbian . And i gotta say men are so fucking gross.
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@MajorMay_Zee 0% chance this wasnt in the trades . Im trying to imagine doing anything other then vomitting if someone at my job did this. I would have told the wife fr.
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Me ex : you gotta fix your mental health your dysphoria is to bad . Me :*gets hrt*. Them: *dumps me*.
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Were you a crossdressed every halloween tr*nny or a never got near feminine attire till you were like 5 months hrt tr*nny.
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Helped a trans person at work and outted myself to them to do it. I feel like trans femme Jesus.
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My dad begging me to stop taking hrt is exactly why i did this without telling my family.
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Oh youre trans ? Did you wanna be a palaeontologist or a marine biologist as a little kid ?.
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Its so fun dissapointing my relatives when i tell them hrt means im not going to bald or age like a man . Like its bizzare its like theyre hoping for me to become ugly.
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@CandyBartlet The amount of times ive lost it because theyre having a gun fight and he sips his drink.
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So my employer decided to end work from home and do a hybrid model with some days at work. However Iām the only one in my department in my city. So they have forgotten me. Its been three months and i havent gone back.
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Damn youve been closeted your whole life and are just now trying to reach community for the first time. how cringe lets all point and laugh.
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Nothing makes me more batshit then when a trans person is venting their dysphoria and the people transitioning the other way get mad at them for not considering some people like those traits for themselves.
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The first 8 or so months of transition people are gunna say shit thats so mean you will think about it for decades.
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I know she deleted it but contrapoints made a video about gender dysphoria that had a scene about how she felt after being intamite pre transition and I think its maybe the best representation of that feeling ive ever seen.
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But to my knowledge she never told a soul i outted myself in math class.
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Trailer park boys is the most working class show, if youve never watched your brother hot knife and then eat ravioli from a can you just havent lived.
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Part of being trans is being told to give grace to the people who buried you for decades.
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Trans womens denial beards are so funny because their last ditch effort to try and be a man is to stop grooming themselves.
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But also i did feel bad for them but i was like girl please.
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If my boyfriend wrote the lyric." take a look at my girlfriend shes the only one that i got , not much of a girlfriend " . Id probably shoot him in the street , so im not suprised by the overall message that this dude keeps getting dumped.
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There is nothing more humiliating then asking a doctor for hrt for the first time when you still look fully a man.
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I think a trans person who goes to their highschool reunion is literally more powerful than god.
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Gay men pearl clutching about trans women saying f*g will never not be funny.
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The first in real life person i ever told i was trans to was a councillor at an lgbt centre. I went to the centre in like three sweaters s toque and sunglasses. I remember crying in her office about how my head was too big and that i should just dieā¦.
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Me : ive been scared of you for 20 years . My dad : no problem.
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Trans people who are still in relationships with the people they were dating before transition astound me. Like that has to be real love.
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Being trans is so annoying anywhere else im the best at games usually. Among trans women im basically garbage. Have to pretend im worse around boys and then beg the dolls to go easy on me in guilty gear.
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Estrogen is a -50 debuff for cold resistance.
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My mom didnt realize hrt stops you from balding and she had been just anxious about my hair for the last three years . I.
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Yall dont understand the misery of the only place to get a tucking panty being a weird fetish site.
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Any time an ally starts the sentence with ā well obviously you cant change your sex literally no one is saying thatā . I cringe so hard.
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Im going to choose to believe its fake because regretting not trooning out is actually fucking so heartbreaking in 50 different ways.
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Yall ever just forget to come out to someone lol.
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Going to kill my dad on Saturday because i looked like that the last time he saw me
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I remember as a kid screaming crying through entire hair cuts and people will have the audacity to say it was the 90s how could we have known.
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When my ex dumped me for starting HRT , they tweeted to all my friends that they were done with men. I couldnt even respond because i was not out.
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Just saw a cis women call another cis women a twink and im literally vomiting.
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Making fun of girls early in transition expressing themselves for the first time is the most vile behaviour. The shit said to me at the start still sticks with me years later.
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Bi men think theyre like gods gift to tr*nnys.
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Rent free
nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine
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The weirdest thing about straight dudes is just how much porn they send eachother.
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I think if youve never had anything comparable to the soul crushing dysphoria inducing experience of being sirād with a full face and in a dress , without a hint of malice in their voice. Then our experience with transness will never be relatable.
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I think girl d*ck is so normalized that yall forget bottom dysphoria exists. Like dont comment on someones b*lge unless you know theyre about that.
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My voice isnt passing enough to be granted gay women only gay man.
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Fun part of being in your late 20s with multiple years on hrt is that all trans support groups are basically useless to you.
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The only man a trans women is allowed to date is a perfectly heterosexual man who hasnt even heard of trans people until he takes you for the first time at your wedding.
every time a man says confidently that heās attracted to trans women every T4T lesbian on this site tries to cut his head off for being a āchaserā and Iāll never understand why because itās not like theyāre even interested in men anyway??.
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I think the craziest part of it is saw the tv glow is 5 girls have told me they started hrt because of it.
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You might be psychotic but i voice trained my sneezes.
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I should thank my doctor for making my first 3 months of HRT spiro only , it really made me understand id rather be a sexless nosferatu then a man.
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One of the hardest parts of transition for alot of us is giving up the girl we want to be for the girl we actually are.
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Withholding tech support from my mom untill she stops misgendering me.
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Yall remember the āit gets better campaignā . Were celebs were like just wait till your 19 and you can leave what ever hell youre in cause youre gay , dont off yourself.
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I did not go outside in womens clothes till I was 6 months HRT and when i did it was literally a pair of skinny jeans and I had a panic attack. Im frankly really proud of myself for being where i am now.
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Why am I a trans women dating another trans women in transbian spaces. Alot to unpack here
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Before transition i just wished i was born cis in any way . Early transition i wished i was born a cis women . Now its like i wish I tried bangs one time because im almost 30 now and you cant do bangs for the first time at 30.
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