Bao The Whale 🐳
@baovtuber
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Bobo/Bober • Code “BAO” 10% off @GamerSupps • 🎨#baort • 🐳#baobblebath • 🔞#baojob • 🫐@BaoVirussy • 🔴https://t.co/vpkNljLpld
Joined March 2015
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Need his tongue so far in he can tie my fallopian tubes into a ribbon.
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I STARTED FEEDING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS LAST SUMMER BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SO SAD AND SKINNY AND TODAY I CHECKED MY RING CAMERA AND SLINKY IS NOT SO SLINKY ANYMORE I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP REAL BAD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT CATS WHAT HAVE I DONE
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I HAD CLEANERS COME OVER AND I JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM TO SEE THIS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD PYROCYNICAL TO LOOK UP THE BAOBERRY
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How tf is covering myself in Diddy amounts of baby oil and going down a slip and slide in a bikini LESS of an offense than being a png cmon bro.
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I’M SO EMBARRASSED .I DROVE PAST THE STARBUCKS WINDOW AND GOT OUT MY CAR TO WALK BACK TO THE DRIVE THRU AND THEY LAUGHED SO HARD AND GAVE ME MY DRINK FOR FREE I HATE IT HERE.
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Hey you finally made it to my housewarming party! Come on in!
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Paid a bunch of medical bills for my community members just because I could 👍 Merry Christmas chat!.
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Really regretting all those cookies and milk…can I get a little help here?
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This clip of a random cashier recognizing me by my voice got 1.3M views in a day on TikTok
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I’m am kindly asking the public to wait for my response before forming an opinion. Innocent until proven guilty is the patriotic and American way.
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To summarize the beginning of my stream, I lost all of my subathon money. It was going towards animated music videos for my original songs. The studio in question has refunded me exactly $20 to date. This is how much they owe me.
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Reimu is the most kind, thoughtful, and sweetest girl I’ve ever met in my life. She’s the type to lose sleep and cry if she saw any of her close friends suffering. I don’t know what kind of narrative you’ve written for her, but it’s wrong and you need to wake up.
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Since Twitch decided that taking half our income wasn’t enough and wants to make our lives even more miserable, please remember to follow your favorite streams on YouTube and other platforms before this website finally kicks the bucket!.
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If anyone took a picture with me at AX please remember to put a whale sticker on my face before uploading 🙏.
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I'M CRYING I ASKED A FAN WHY THEY'RE DRESSED UP AS NAPOLEON BUT IT WAS A MARINE COSPLAY.
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HE TOOK MY CAULIFLOWER AND WON’T GET OFF MY SHYLILY BOOBA MOUSEPAD HELP ME
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I was doing taxes today with my financial manager when he asked me if this purchase from “Lovense” was a business or personal expense 💀. Just bury me and throw away the shovel.
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I need Laios to be real so he can research every nook and cranny of my whale girl monster body and decide whether or not he wants to cook and eat me or keep me as livestock since whales are mammals that produce milk and as a whale girl I hold the responsibility of being his.
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These are the vtubers we would beat up in a fight btw
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I don’t talk about this stuff, but home isn’t really great, so I moved out with just my pc and things I needed for stream. I’ve had a single pair of shoes since February. I’m really excited to start my new life, so thank you for sneaking into my wishlist.
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IN A LIST OF 100 WOMEN HE FORGETS ME AND I’M THE ONE WHO GETS BLOCKED????????? MODS????????????? TWIST HIS BALLS COUNTER CLOCKWISE
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See ya later Texas! 🤠.Thank you for giving me another chance to be on stage again ❤️💙🤍
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I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK.
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I saw a cosplayer at Anime Expo that looked JUST LIKE ASHLEY FROM RESIDENT EVIL and did a double take and we both made eye contact and in my head I’m just like wow she looks like she just stepped out of the video game I’M AN IDIOT IT WAS LITERALLY ELLA FREYA AND I MISSED MY SHOT.
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𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓰𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶𝔂, 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓽?. 🍋 BAO 4.0 DEBUT 🍋.❖ Saturday, September 3rd.❖ 6PM PST | 9PM EST | 8PM CST
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@shxtou i was always so scared for you because i know just how rarely these things go well. i’m so, so incredibly proud that you found the bravery to tell them. you’ve grown so much, it’s so amazing to watch.
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The Emoji Movie: Vtuber Edition. (Had an amazing time at kbbq, take care cuties 🥰)
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The parasite has successfully connected to the host 🪼
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Anyway here’s the moment I accidentally flashed chat
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10+ “stuck” bank transfers later, I’ve received nothing. You promised you’d pay me back and that you weren’t stringing me along. You kicked my staff out of all of our group chats anytime we tried to negotiate with you. You blocked my lawyer. Where is our money? @JamesStudioCell.
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I won 2 Paypal cases. I’m getting $15k of my money back. It’s not all of the money, but it is something 🥹.
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I ranked which vtubers I'd be more likely to show normies :) How accurate was I?
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My mom asked me about my friends…I started describing them to her…and she said, “Stop talking. I want grandchildren.”. Sorry….
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Meanwhile it took years of us begging Twitch to even acknowledge us enough for a stream category 💀.
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Alright fess up. Who sent me this bouquet of crocheted flowers? Reveal yourself. Your lips are mine.
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CONNOR PLEASE THAT WASN'T MY REAL SINGING VOICE I SWEAR I SOUND NORMAL MY CATS STEPPED ON MY GOXLR CAN YOU COME BACK AND LISTEN TO ME SING NORMALLY PLEASE @CDawgVA.
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Hi vtubers. I'm doing a smash or pass vtuber edition this Thursday. Post a picture of your model below with some attractive facts about yourself. No minors allowed!.
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