VIRAL STORM NEWS IN IRELAND:
2010: The man who slipped on the ice.
2015: ‘You wouldn’t be long getting frostbit!’
2016: ‘Don’t make unnecessary journeys!’
2017: Weatherman’s umbrella blows away.
2018: Bread.
#BeastFromTheEast
looking at apartments to rent in dublin again (god help me) and now bedrooms that are not in the same room as the kitchen are being advertised as “contains separate bedroom!” as if this is some kind of luxury feature to not sleep beside your oven.
fuck this absolute shit.
TEMPERATURE RISES ABOVE 14°C IN IRELAND:
• Drinking Cans on any outdoor surface
• Ice Cream Cone shortages nationwide
• Topless men on all streets
• “Costa Del Ireland” posts across social media
• Farmers tan sightings emerge
• Country’s Depression cured
This photo came up on my FB memories.
It was taken 6 years ago today.
12 hours after this was taken, was my first overdose attempt.
This person looks happy. They don’t look suicidal.
But I was.
Suicidal thoughts do not have “a look”.
My Dad’s just discovered the internet and YouTube on his phone.
What enlightening new content will he search first I hear you ask??
He searched and is watching Joe Dolan’s funeral.
Between Krispy Kreme, bread shortages, diggers in Lidl, the Pope, Winning the 6 Nations, Repealing the 8th, Harry and Meghan visiting and Westlife reforming, I think the 2018 Reeling in the Years episode is going to have to be a feature-length film.
These solutions are like something I wrote in my CSPE exam when I was 14.
He’s honestly one step away from suggesting “design a poster to raise awareness in your area.”
To all the best friends i won’t get to make while drunk in the girls toilets this holiday season; I love you, you’re beautiful and dump him he doesn’t deserve you x
my ear was v sore today so I went to the chemist and they suggested using olive oil drops so I replied “sure i might throw a few croutons in as well!” to which the chemist said “obviously don’t do that.” and a part of me died wondering if they thought I was being serious.
Back on sertraline today after being off it for over a year. I’m glad I reached out and admitted I wasn’t feeling well though. Please don’t feel afraid to do the same if you are struggling. This year has been extra tough on us all.
PLEASE don’t accept money from your granny if she tries giving it to you in secret.
Your granny is involved in money laundering and trying to hide evidence.
This is why she pleads “don’t tell your mother” while passing it to you.
Be safe, be vigilant and notify the guards.
This photo came up on my FB memories.
It was taken 6 years ago today.
12 hours after this was taken, was my first overdose attempt.
This person looks happy. They don’t look suicidal.
But I was.
Suicidal thoughts do not have “a look”.
Idk who needs to hear this but if someone says they’re not drinking; just accept that.
Stop asking why or try to change their mind because that says everything about you and NOTHING about them.
You’re a dickhead if you try to guilt people or change their minds. So stop.