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@crisisofconsc Congratulations on your sportsball team sporting more balls than the other sportsball team

@ImposeCost I was thinking atoms are made up of different fundamental parts combined to equal elemental structures, but maybe that’s not what you’re looking for either

@parsley72 A bro just wanting to hang out only with his bros No women allowed Suspicious

“Straight” American men: There better not be any secret female athletes on my football team We get it, you’re very gay

@d4rkm4tter A symphony of fail

@helli0nEth As a consultant, the client decides what’s in-scope and they absolutely should be in full control because they have everything to lose I get paid for my recommendations regardless

@mathew_dev

That documentary about being an Apple corporate employee seems strangely and inadvertently revealing I think the documentary is called Severance Package or something

@PayPriestess Underrated skill, IMO

@spaceghost Expected C programming language Disappointed

No way I’m gonna be caught by surprise by some Street Sharks

@JackRhysider Disappointed this wasn’t an announcement you’re moving to OnlyFans

@ImposeCost Turning on SAST for the first time at a company who has never done AppSec and attaching a 72 hour SLA for critical findings