James Patricide
@MIA_on_line
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10x 10xer Worlds finest lover King of Queens
Yojimbo Island
Joined August 2024
@gabryellejae hobbies are hobbies because you can quit them and start them without shame or issue! they are supposed to be fun!.
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@JoeLongBalls Repeated "what're you gonna do with it" like he's seen some bad shit go down with these cheese wheels.
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@extramicrowave i can't believe all-natural body builder "THE MUTANT" dies of natural causes.
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@milkkcaals Pre record 14 months worth of video, whole world bashes him, lose a ton of weight in secret, tell the world it was just an experiment . profit?.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 women will always be oppressed as long as they stop bush from appearing on the big screen.
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@thechosenberg imagine being forced to go back to that homelife or take on loans nightmare fuel.
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@PatchNavillus middle of the night hearing the fucking clomp clomp down the hallways really gonna put me at easy.
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@Carzonfye i fucking love getting redirected to an app and not being able to sign in because only the browser knows my password . absolutely the best experience.
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@MaceAhWindu here's a real life ad they put up! embracing the future to bring back the past
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@LanguageDoodad "i miss when grandma and i would pick apples when i was a kid". oh before gay rights? you pig.
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@MarmotRespecter did you tell them you had to walk up hill both ways just to see the twin towers before they fell.
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@FlVESTARWOMAN glenn losing his full mind using therapist speak to get out of the situation. meanwhile Rob has openly talked about taking steroids. the gang is cooked.
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@dieworkwear when they said the Mongol horde was fierce i didnt think they meant about fashion.
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@kenklippenstein 9/11 been memetic for a decade at least. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They can go through 110 stories in a few seconds. what’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? you can’t milk a cow for 23 years.
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@keatonmerrell @theneedledrop people hate fantano even if he gives a mid pop album a mid review.
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@happytobebald they probably show the bf this clip and then blast this song on repeat until he converts.
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@SwiftOnSecurity Tiktokers convinced people that crypto would make them rich, that they could learn 0-day options trading over a course, and now literal scams. people will believe anything for quick cash.
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@matthiasellis driving through Coeur d'Alene on i90 will have you consider making a move on a summer day
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@megannn_lynne whatever you do, dont start stretching regularly big yoga will have you in its clutches.
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@verysmallriver if you thought the bloating was bad from soda wait until you try our new organic gut pounder kombucha.
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@mpfix1 one of my favorite just completely chaotic gavel sizes compared to the numeric value
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@ineedanothernap really wonder what its going to look like after he finds out hes illegitimate.
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@headfallsoff my favorite apolitical take
we should get rid of all immigration laws and just open the floodgates and let literally anyone in just to see what happens.
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@_vaibhavvijay_ a lot of people asking for abduls side of the story dont understand he doesnt exist anymore.
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@laserboat999 but did he ever get laid or was his desperation too overwhelming for the ladies.
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@ellegist every man reading this having a bit of projection about which side of this he falls on.
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@twothickscoops people think small talk has to be powering pedantry rather than an opportunity to talk with a stranger about absolutely anything without worry.
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@notcapnamerica @hot_girl_spring what else is she supposed to eat i didnt take her out to go cheap.
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@poeitus treat your partner like a sous chef, they cut the vegetables and then leave - still supportive.
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@KrangTNelson "ghouls using dark matter to activate solar sounds in your backyard" and it's just owls hooing at night.
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@siteprotagonist imagine having to reply to six texts straight away - these people are sick.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 imagine connecting at a metaphysical level with a women and still fumbling the bag.
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@OsheaJacksonJr if ludacris becomes patient zero in our zombie apocalypse i personally think that would be really cool.
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@boygrrI every office should have a big bowl of uppers and downers to keep folks happy and healthy.
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@watn_tarnation do you think anyone reads the whole text or do they just feel smart after regardless.
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@glamdemon2004 i feel like i need to be evaluated for face blindness i cannot tell these women apart.
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@agraybee we should be championing ozempic if it works for obesity. willpower and discipline is not the right recipe for extreme weight loss.
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@arithmoquine nothing feels better than limitless hope before you realize it requires you to do work.
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@cuntyterrorist i hate when people reuse the things they purchase why wont they think about the capitalist machine 😡.
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@coldhealing something something everyones a normie except me and i always ask the most interesting questions.
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@ropirito im am absolutely begging people to think through the long-term ramifications of pursuing their goals and that what they might want now defers from what they'll want in the future.
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@AlpineAddiction @gabryellejae we're here to have fun not everything needs to be so serious.
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@KFTragic the look on her face says everything can't be more disappointed but she knew what to expect.
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@xprunie bro how does getting john deere to refactor their entire codebase as an intern relate to him getting his manager to quit at the peak of crypto. no way his billions are real.
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@Outkick nothing like the nations 10,000 biking accident this year to remind us that its never the cars fault.
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