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Functionally nervous. Above-ground pool aficionado. Giving my kids a 90’s childhood. Married.

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I’m a problematic pastor’s wife and I know this because I can recite both Psalm 119 and the Swing Remix by Pitbull & Savage by memory.
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@DuckieLouise I’ll never understand abandoning your kids. Doing it to your spouse is horrible, but your own children? So unnatural.
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@iamAtheistGirl Innocent until proven guilty.
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@bobdaduck Your friends probably aren’t as amazing as they say they are. She’s likely exhausted & overwhelmed. One could easily say that many men stop caring about their wives once they have kids & don’t have the capacity to mother them (their husbands) anymore.
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@zoomertea SAHM here, and a big proponent of women staying home, but my adrenals are maxed out over here. It’s not all sunshine and butterflies and meadows.
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@amybacharach @Scott_Wiener statements like this are exactly why people don’t “trust the science.”
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@fearGodoverman FWIW, I haven’t met a parent who decided to vaccinate after doing significant research. The corruption we’ve seen these past two years has been alive and well for decades. I was condescendingly pro-vax until my child was injured. I would give anything to go back & undo it.
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@AniseNot What that guy honestly needs is some intense self-reflection & therapy to help him cope with the fact that his parents won’t be around for the birth of his (presumably first) child. The rocking chair is a metaphor, & having it in the nursery won’t fix what’s really bothering him.
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We’re 30 minutes in and I don’t judge anyone for *not* voting for Trump but if you vote for Biden there’s no help for you. #BidenHarris2024
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@SpiritedSparr0w Ok but question. What if you’re using them in a public setting and they get full. How do you handle that in a public bathroom with no privacy?
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@DCtheCapital Your wife’s posts and overall demeanor suddenly make so much more sense.
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@covie_93 I don’t take medical advice from @joerogan but I would definitely take advice from some of the world-renown doctors who appear on his show.
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@hamill_law Because the goal isn’t to be rational, it’s to ignite the base.
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@AniseNot 100%. Especially if it’s going to be around kids, I’m shopping 🤷🏻‍♀️
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6 years ago my oldest was diagnosed with severe autism & borderline intellectual functioning. He was also nonverbal. We were told not to expect much. Last night I took him to a fancy restaurant. He ate salad & steak. He talked my ear off. You’d never know he was autistic 🧵
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@itskellydiane I’m still in shock as a new homeschooler at how quickly school can get done.
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@MichHoivata For anyone reading this: many thrift stores will pick up large items for free, if you’re looking to quickly empty a house.
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@VitMammaBjorn That’s so hard. I’d make my husband take her on a special mother/son day date while she’s in town.
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@motherpilled I refuse to believe this is the majority of boy moms.
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@transvangelical “Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire.” Jude 1:7
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@JillianMichaels Right, why is it controversial to even ask questions?
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@luinalaska I’m amazed at the hate being hurled at the mom. Once I was traveling w/ my baby who was screaming his head off. Half the plane stared. The man next to me spoke 0 English & was traveling w/ his son. He held my son for an hour & sang him Spanish lullabies. I’ll never forget that.
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@RealBShannon3 @GOP So, the outcome was the same as the vast majority of the unvaccinated?
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@Kristas23S @TaraBull808 I don’t think it’s “cool” but I’m glad his wife knows. Married 15 years.
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@RenOfMen @DuckieLouise Some of the most conservative, modest, godly young women I know fit this demographic. They desire marriage, but the men around them for whatever reason aren’t interested.
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@DoyougrokGary @annamlulis Third trimester abortions for non-medical reasons happen all the time in the US.
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@bobdaduck Yes, agreed, and often that “romancing” changes in definition from flowers and sex to letting her sleep in occasionally and lightening her burden.
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@RealTPaine1 @Jackall___ @the_transit_guy I don’t think anyone is saying it can’t be done. But the ease at which the older generation obtained housing is vastly different than the situation today, and it’s not even close.
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@emilykmay Last year, our neighbor put up a handmade sign saying, “Pray for Ukraine.” Then she scratched out “Ukraine” and put “Russia.” Then she scribbled it out with sharpie and wrong in all caps, “JUST PRAY, YOU GUYS.” 😂
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@Jsavs76 @Scott_Wiener He doesn’t. But, as we know, some of the best parents in the world don’t actually have children 🙄
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@IngriPauline This is smart 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@MrsDCtheCapital @crescentqueen13 We all know that deep down this is breaking your heart, even though you’d never admit it. You deserve more than this, and I hope you both change course before you do irreparable harm to your family.
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@TruthAgape You can’t convince me that this type of celebratory attitude isn’t her masking the pain.
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@Scott_Wiener @AGRobBonta Why are people without kids making laws about parenting?
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@MaryMargOlohan @realDailyWire Off topic, but am I the only person surprised these judges live so modestly compared to so many other politicians? Like, not even a gated neighborhood??😅
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@Prolife_Sam Studies even show that people who remain married and stick out the hard times are happier long term than those who divorced “for their happiness.”
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@nomandates23 Hasn’t Trump been married 3x and had multiple affairs?
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@LMToyotaPrevia @TheDiaspora93 This study is 15+ years old. Data from 2019 shows black Americans were responsible for 30% of larceny even though they only make up 13% of the population.
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@JenniferBethK @DuckieLouise It’s alarming the percentage of men who leave when their wives receive a terminal illness.
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@gov_fails Best thing we ever did was buy a small house when we had 2 incomes and could’ve bought a much bigger house. So glad this worked out for you!
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@transvangelical And sexually immoral and perverted. All which were reasons it was destroyed.
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@FatAlex621 @ElijahSchaffer @Qantas @Delta Minors (or at least non-teens) shouldn’t have to pay or convince others to sit with their guardian, it’s a safety issue and is a liability for the airline. So ridiculous. Sorry you went through that.
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@holisticgrenade We do most of these things, & my son is still autistic.
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@transvangelical Inhospitality wasn’t the only reason they were destroyed. Their sexual immorality and pursuit of unnatural desires were also cited as reasons.
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@itskellydiane I sub occasionally for my local public school district, & I’ve almost left assignments in the middle of the day bc I feared for my safety.
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@GiaMMacool @rebelyell311 If it’s not sexual, would you care if he did this to another woman?
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@WaltHasNoCell @JimHansonDC I think it does the opposite. It shows me that I can’t necessarily count on law enforcement in these situations, so I should be armed. And, at the end of all this, it was a good guy with a gun who stopped the shooter. It was just one with much more courage than these men here.
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@AniseNot Right, and if I read it correctly, daughter was the one who insisted on closing the door.
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@DuckieLouise Right, I’ve traveled and have a degree and worked in the corporate world and have had so many cool experiences and not a single thing has compared to when they put my babies in my arms for the first time.
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@_nomadic_soul Exactly, and the repercussions for children who are still learning shouldn't be that they just "get what they get" if they just so happen to approach a dangerous dog.
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@tweetslikehoney She has a child with special needs. That + a toddler is some of the most exhausting parenting you can imagine. Let’s all calm down.
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@SWENGDAD My husband and I meet with struggling couples pretty regularly. The ones that don’t make it are usually men engaging in p*rn or having affairs.
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@LAFlasher @LqLana Yes, let’s allow all the people in LA and NY to decide our president, essentially discarding the opinion of every person who grows/raises your food & does the backbreaking work that keeps our country running. That’ll go well.
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@ZeroDebt4All @PetiteNicoco Not possible, since a woman apparently can’t be defined.
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@haleyckurz That’s what I always thought, then I actually had babies 😅 Incredible blessings. Incredibly exhausting.
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@LadoBitnar @PicturesFoIder I mean I grew up on the coast and we’d avoid it 😂
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@milagracesmom I’m not opposed to the occasional donut, but we have to stop acting like a healthy breakfast is a massive feat.
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@CoffeeBlackMD @zoomertea I’m not smoking AT ALL, that’s the problem. What would the elders think??
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@NoahBoddyJr Encouraged my in-laws *not* to get it. MIL has heart problems & didn’t get it. She still hasn’t had Covid & is thriving. FIL got it. He had a heart attack two weeks after his booster.
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@covie_93 @joerogan The point: JR is likeable, open-minded, and is a thorough interviewer who has access to world-class professionals in every category. He doesn’t edit out talking points MSM doesn’t like. That’s why most people watch, not to “get his medical advice.”
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@RebeccaAVelo @CollinRugg It’s horrible. But as someone who had PPP, you become removed from yourself. All rationality is out the door. If you add in the wrong medication (which happens often), it’s game over.
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@scarletdanner95 @AniseNot I love the idea of keeping the chair somewhere else. But his fiancé’s comfort as a new mom should be the priority.
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@Prolife_Sam Anti-depressants treat more than just depression. Yes, they’re over-prescribed, but that doesn’t mean they should be banned. Respectfully, this is a horrible idea that lacks nuance.
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There’s never been a single instance where I’ve said/thought, “Wow, this is a beautiful windy day.” Wind ruins everything.
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As someone who is a SAHM, loves her life & subscribes to most traditional gender roles, my dad always says, “You did it! You found a man!” And I know he’s kidding but it makes me feel like my life is worth nothing to him aside from my marriage.
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me: i feel like the underlying message i received my whole life was that unless i was a wife or mom, my life didn't matter. "no one actually said that, i think you're exaggerating. maybe you were extra sensitive? they didn't mean that." this speech just validated me so much
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Moms, don’t stop seeking recovery for your kids with autism. It’s taboo to discuss. You’re given endless therapies & told “it is what it is.” And sometimes it is. But oftentimes, there’s so much that can be done to help them. Get holistic treatment yesterday.
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@farmingandJesus He so badly wanted to get that second part in, even if it meant ignoring LK.
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@realgirl_fieri Not even back-handed, but a guy came up to me at church last week and said, “Thanks for not having anymore kids!” 🤔
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@DuckieLouise @Alexandria67423 One time I saw a fitness guy say that most women would benefit more from an extra hour of sleep than time in the gym, so that’s been my fitness strategy for the past 5 years.
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@_BarringtonII I waited until marriage. Then, after awhile of hating the pill, we started natural family planning. I have two kids, both planned.
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@luinalaska Thank you for having our 5th grade boys’ backs. They smell a little, but we love them! 😅
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@buckeyebettie @pearlythingz Brooke, you’ll have to give an account for every idle word on judgment day, & that includes this tweet. “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces.”
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@Mishlca @AniseNot “Therapy to help him cope” with this reality. It seems obvious that the chair isn’t really about the chair. He’d probably benefit from professional help processing those emotions.
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@Rectitude2022 They think I’m crazy. I’m okay with it.
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@haymes_joshua Does it matter that he recently said the heartbeat bill was bad and that abortions up to 15 weeks should be allowed?
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@michellmybell1 @abbythelibb_ Do you mean the feminist side?
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@jonathanjewel @DouglasKBlair @MayorBowser No, it’s not. 47 states offer medical, religious and/or philosophical exemptions for school entry. The other 3 only offer medical exemptions. DC is supposed to offer religious and medical.
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@Scott_Wiener Sir, you failed to do your research. Based on extensive first-hand accounts by millions of parents, I can (lovingly) confirm that 12-year-olds are, in fact, hormonally unbalanced morons.
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Americans literally cannot even unite around the most basic idea that stealing is wrong. Bad times ahead.
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I find it funny that the "steal stereotype" is always associated with Black people and yet white people have a history of stealing land, people, resources, and cultures, but God forbid if a couple of Black people decide to steal packs of huggies.
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@yoalexrapz He’s right. I was put on it in high school and it caused so many health issues that I deal with to this day.
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@Russiabunny69 @disclosetv Not if you're a Christian baker who doesn't want to serve a same-sex wedding. Then it's civil rights.
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@herandrews This is the biggest problem with the modern push to hold off on marriage and family until your career is established.
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@luinalaska I can honestly say your posts have changed my entire perspective on this.
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@transvangelical That’s definitely one unnatural desire lol. Among others. Seems they were pretty good at multi-tasking those unnatural desires.
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@Divinebella7 The death rate for chicken pox was 0.001%, yet for some reason we vaccinate kids for that. Fear is powerful.
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@rowdy_rhonda80 @jeanettemhaas @ARmastrangelo @KeithOlbermann @KassyDillon That’s exactly how it works. Where does the government get the money to forgive the loans? Where does it get *any* of its money?
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@Hurtsdoesntit__ @Barry4the44th @CollinRugg I feel pretty confident that you’ve never spent time in an ID-MOD class.
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@CaolMcCuithein @hollowearthterf @default_friend I remember this CLEARLY. Maybe girls paid more attention bc we realized we were all apparently considered whales 😂
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@JillBreedin @harmonizedgrace When I ran for student council in high school, a bunch of boys peed on my posters. I’m super disappointed my kids won’t experience that as homeschoolers 🫠
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@CodeWriter23 @ZubyMusic This is just something old people say to cope. Cognitive decline becomes most obvious when a person turns 70.
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@bobdaduck @variedints You kinda proved our point here.
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@CoffeeBlackMD @bobdaduck Many, not all. And I stand by it. That might not be the case here, but if a man feels like his wife has stopped caring, it’s usually due to being overwhelmed by motherhood, & for many women, motherhood & work.
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@TanneriteCortez @tomascol @conservmillen I’m confused by your comment. Women are biblically mandated to teach younger women. What I see is a Christian woman in a non-church setting encouraging young women about discarding unrealistic expectations & embracing motherhood. Where’s the issue?
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@markaaronky @2Swerdy What a wildly insensitive thing to post after someone just shared a traumatizing story.
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@kirienjw @covie_93 @joerogan This, plus: Peter Attia, Joseph LeDoux, Matthew Walker, Shanna Swan, Rhonda Patrick, Frank von Hippel, Andrew Huberman, Peter McCullough…there are many more. Most are in different fields. All highly-qualified.
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@roserobins017 @Cringelord19 @nicholasig13 @Metasophia_G He can keep the chair. But why force your wife to use something she doesn’t like? Especially when she will spend literally years cumulatively sitting in it.
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@kiyahwillis Exactly. Is there any historical precedence for one country being fully responsible to forcibly evacuate civilians on their opponent’s side before engaging in wartime activity?
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