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Homemaker & quilter. Nothing in nature is a perfect binary. ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ซ๐ฎ Domestic Labor Is Labor
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Married couples who do this baffle me. Like why be married? And why have a kid together.
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Guys will be like "babe if you're tired just do the dishes tomorrow, it's fine." And they feel like some benevolent man.
But the guys who truly value their marriage will say "Babe, if you're tired go lay down. I got this." And she wakes up to a clean kitchen.
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But really what if we put shade around playgrounds? Like who would it hurt?
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Women are buying the things that keep the house running.
Kids need shoes - mom buys them
Toilet paper - mom buys it.
Groceries - mom is shopping.
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Boomers. When you die your children will be grieving and will not have the bandwidth or time to go through your house. They will just rent a dumpster
If you want your kids to have something give it to them asap or accept when they say "Mom, that holds no sentimental value to me"
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Forever screaming that 2020 babies were unphased by the global situation. It was the 2016-17 and older babies who lost the playdates and went to the store for the first time in 2 years as a 5yo and had no clue how to behave in public
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the homemaker paradox. it's not work when she does it all day, but it's work when he needs to do it after working all day
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The schools here are moving away from "muffins with mom" and "donuts with dad" to just be some sort of breakfast with grownups, and the comments are hysterical.
Ppl who are obviously offended at the change telling us how we need to stop being offended by everything.
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She doesn't know what she doesn't know.
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But the thing is, and I know this cuz I read the PTA emails, is the school doesn't want to do 2 events a year it just wants to do 1 all encompassing so money can be spent elsewhere on a different event. That's it. Ppl get offended over dumb shit
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We need to bring back tween fashion and let kids stay little longer.
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Imagine thinking a cyber truck is safe to drive your family around in. ๐ต
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heaven forbid two people who have committed to being in a relationship with eachother for life actually talk to eachother.
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He only got 6 months. This is insane. INSANE
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@BrillBkfast
No, not required at all. But a mindset of shared goals is gonna be super helpful if you want the marriage to succeed.
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As a SAHM I don't have an income. So my husband transfers me an amount of money every month from his paycheck into my account. Because he's not a controlling weirdoh about money ๐
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@EAL_tnt
FMLA (family medical leave act) you can legally step away from your job for upto 12 weeks but your employer is not required to pay you. However they can't fire you.
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Most female hobbies are things that are in service to the family, too.
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Yesterday I told a friend that before I agreed to be a SAHM I needed a bank account with a month of his paycheck in it for me and only me. Because life happens. I don't have an income. And my husband was like. Okay.
Because he's not a controlling dick.
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My biggest piece of advice when it comes to potty training is this.
If it doesn't seem to click then just do it later.
Too many of yall are trying to do this with baby toddlers and not big toddlers.
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@wyldrosemari
Sadly many people don't have the luxury of time to go through it. People live cross country, houses need to be sold to pay for funeral expenses, it's a long process that so many just struggle to tackle.
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Marrying a child sounds exhausting.
As a man how are you okay with being this belittled and pacified? Like you really want to be nothing except a paycheck to your family and you are okay with that? Being of no use to your family except a dollar?
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Okay but your child needs food today. ๐๐
Child support money should have restrictions. Put it in escrow, a trust or an etf for it to be released to the child upon their 18th birthday or they become legally emancipated.
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What if we like idk supported parents and stopped screaming about toddlers existing at Target on a Tuesday at 9am.
US fertility rate dropped to lowest in a century as births dipped in 2023
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I've never seen a woman punch a TV because some millionair fumbled a football
Tell a feminist that women shouldn't be judges because they are too emotional and see if she reacts in an emotional way.
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Dude, most adults can't be quiet, and adults have fully formed brains.
If your child canโt reliably obey the command โquietโ they donโt belong in public spaces where they can bother others. Especially planes.
If you subject the public to them anyway, youโre an inconsiderate person and you donโt deserve to be part of civilized society.
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@elisabeth_HRH
I cohabitated before we were even engaged ๐คทโโ๏ธ We bought our house before we were married.
YMMV
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Teachers are screaming it's the phones, it's the iPads, it's the laptops. Let teachers pull all of this from their classroom. Please!
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@MadameAmerica
It's wild because it's Texas! Like how did he get them? How is he only 6m when she would get a murder charge for taking it willingly
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Being a minimalist is nice when you can afford to replace the item should you need it next month. I get why people hold on to things "Will I need it later? ... it cost a lot when I bought it"
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No your dad was just obsessed with his model train in the basement. And no one was ever allowed to sit in his chair.
I was in elementary school in the 70โs.
My experience:
Did not know ONE autistic child.
No one had a gluten allergy.
No one had peanut allergies.
No one had milk allergies.
No one was bouncing off the walls from ADD or ADHD.
No one had autoimmune diseases at that
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Regardless of how you parent your children at some point (when you are elderly) they will not be capable of providing the care you need. You will likely need assisted living and full time nursing.
And children aren't failing their parents if the parent needs skilled nursing.
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If they aren't mothers, then no. Hope that helps!
@PetiteNicoco
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So โgood peopleโ shouldnโt be recognized on Motherโs Day? Ok.
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To all the women fighting me in my mentions.
I'm sorry your husband prioritizes his job over his family. I'm sorry he left you alone to heal and take care of an infant with no support. You do deserve to be loved and cared for by the person who vowed to love and care for you.
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Why would a church have a popcorn only trash?
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I learned there I'd a legit reason for this!!
Estrogen causes body heat to be concentrated to the body's core where as testosterone causes body heat to be evenly spread from fingers to toes.
Women have COLD LIMBS!
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@jhenrystateside
He got a slap on the wrist & the woman would be charged with murder. That's how it's different.
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Me tweeting: guys should partake in the daily grind of parenting regardless because they are parents, too. Changing diapers, making snacks.
Guys: But who will shingle the roof that we only do 1-2x in our entire life and likely will hire a company to do?!?!?!
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I will not apologize for my kids existing.
During a 10-hour flight, she was heading from Seoul, Korea, to San Francisco, USA.
This mother distributed more than 200 passengers on the plane a plastic bag to each one. The bag contained candy, chewing gum and earplugs as a kind of advance apology for use in the event that
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Moms only want one thing.....and it's shade at the playground.
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What is the female version of the Roman Empire
The titanic?
JonBenรฉt Ramsey?
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A dad pressuring a mom to stop breastfeeding a child is one of the biggest red flags to me.
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@wonderlandmom
yeah, a lot more money is in "His" retirement account because he's trying to max his company's match. However, he knows that it's about funding OUR life after retirement.
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Your tween doesn't need retinol and fancy skin care
Your tween needs to learn to wash their hands and stop touching their face.
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My husband cleared 150k this year and prioritizes time with his family as well.... so do I win a cookie or something?
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The most provider and protector thing you can do for your wife is make sure she is nothing but pampered in her first few post partum weeks.
Let her heal!
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@elisabeth_HRH
Or it's that he is a controlling POS and would have been even if they did not cohabitation.
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Wtf. Yes it is.
During a C-section, a doctor makes an incision through seven different layers of tissue.
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Pro tip. Get the cheap glow sticks from Dollar Tree. Put one in the puke bucket before you put the grocery bag. Helps your kid find the bucket at 1:30am.
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The Venn diagram of people who think they are gonna get kidnapped at Target and those who post their kids personal info online is a circle.
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My parents never took us to the pediatrician as children. It wasnt a good thing.
Some of you are legit neglecting your children so you can feel smug and superior.
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@SilvarLuhn
I hope he realizes first. When he doesn't see it, and she starts asking for help, he'll get annoyed
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The whole "moms are super heros" actually bugs me.
I need support. I need help from my family and friends.
We all do.
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@TheFoxMatriarch
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Men are mad that they have to show up. If they show up they generally get 50/50.
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Your children* aren't what makes parenting difficult
> financial stress
> physical pain
> unresolved childhood trauma
> mental health issues
> sleep deprivation
> lack of childcare
> toxic relationship with child's other parent
It's not your kid. It's everything else.
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Facts. My artist said if he was doing the same sized tattoo in the same place on a guy it would have taken close to 3hours because guys end up taking a lot more breaks. The women he tattoos always sit so chill for him.
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Literally use the hangers you have. You don't need new ones. If you weren't organized with plastic hangers you won't be organized with wooden ones
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No, for real. Financial abuse against Stay-at-home-moms is so rampant when men don't value domestic labor as labor.
The homemaker is literally facilitating the life you live, so don't act like that income isn't hers, too. Jointly, always.
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Boomers on my FB feed sharing crap like this. Laura, we aren't eating out. We're literally trying to avoid eating cereal for all 3 meals because Kellog's needs to apeese stock holders.
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It is pretty obvious to Gen X and Millenials that the world we grew up in is not the same as 2024 - why is this such a hard concept for Boomers.
"Just do these outdated things I did and then you can afford this great lifestyle like we had in the 80s" as if nothing has changed
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My kitchen stays cleaner when I just run the dishwasher.
The bottom is full but the top empty? I'll run it.
The bottom has room but the top is over flowing. I'll run it.
Billionairs are killing the planet. Not me.
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Someone one of us will wake up first only to find we are alone. ๐ญ๐ญ
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I've never met a little boy who didn't love with all his heart. Who didn't get excited to see a baby. Who didn't have a huge rainbow of emotions.
The idea that men aren't emotional is because we don't allow it. Then we are shocked at the rate men โ ๏ธ themselves.
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My child is playing independently. If I go start laundry, he will stop. But if I sit here quietly, not moving & scrolling my phone, he will stay busy with his kenetic sand.
I do not make the rules. 3yos are wild.
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@libertarianmonk
She's saying she doesn't expect him to help regardless. His tweets are in agreement. Him being a work from home parent doesn't matter because he simply won't support.
They think a guy changing a diaper makes him gay
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I have this theory that people (women) romanticize fall because deep in our bones we know we are entering a calming, hibernating, healing period. We are resting to bloom again in the spring.
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A joint account is great but either partner could empty it today without notice. He has an income (a large one!) I have..... nothing.
And while being a SAHM is absolutly the best choice for my family you never know what life is gonna throw at ya
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@luinalaska
1) 13yos should not have closed door hang out sessions.
2) an adult is never allowed to strike my child. I will file a police report.
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Changing diapers is literally the bare minimum ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Guys are pissed I think dads should participate in the daily grind of running a home and not limit themselves to just yard work and oil changes.
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@Michelm0808
It was wacky. My 2nd born is now as old as my first born was. But now we can do whatever. I take him to such fun places. I am mad My 1st born was robbed of that
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@emilykmay
we felt it the best arrangement. I have access to everything except one of his accounts, too. But if something crazy happens I have access to money no matter what. We also find multiple accounts (and we use multiple banks) also prevents a random person from stealing everything
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I do feel like the new SAHM trad wife "I'll have such a nice home and perfect kids while he works hard for us" attitude is very much the "this is a cannon event and I can not interfere meme"
You will learn tho.
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Guys be like no you can't lift heavy things cuz we are strong and you are the weak sex
Then they call you a passenger princess like it's derogatory cuz she doesn't load the groceries into the back of the car
Who made the menu, whi made the grocery list, who will cook the foo
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Moms only want one thing and it's a fully fenced playground with shade!
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Why are mothers never consulted when playgrounds are built
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Why are men so deeply offended by the rise of single women?
Could it be because it leaves a lot of men without someone doing the domestic labor at home and now they actually have to do their own laundry?
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Me to my kids when they have been talking nonstop since 7am.
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Hot take. We would have more self sufficient young adults if public places were more welcoming to young kids and if kids were encouraged to participate in daily life more.
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@Jake_99123
Guys love to act like car once in a while takes up as much mental load as planning the menu, grocery shopping, and cooking 3 meals a day
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Did you know even tho a few people from the towers who jumped were identified via photos, no death certificate from 9 11 lists that. No DC mentions suicide. Which I think was the absolute correct choice.
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@jhenrystateside
This is Texas where women are being raked over the coals for abortions but this guy DRUGS HIS WIFE and gets 6m
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Toddlers in a week...
eat nothing
eat nothing
eat nothing
eats 5,000 calories
eats nothing
eats nothing
Eats 1,000 calories
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