serena shahidi
@glamdemon2004
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Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2011
Jimmy Fallon’s success only starts to make a little bit of sense when you remember he used to look like this
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I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb on.
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Can’t stop thinking about this image I saw on rednote it has moved me in ways I didn’t think I was capable of
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Girl sitting next to me on the train has a privacy screen protector. Bored affff.
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A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week.
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There’s a minimum age in an age gap relationship where where I stop judging the older person for being predatory and start judging the younger person for not being vain enough.
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Eating 100 grams of protein a day but I don’t lift so it’s going straight to my brain. Just remembered how to do long division.
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This is lowkey boring when one of them is normal.
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Ants:.
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Me and the girlies facetiming the morning after a bender
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I wonder how many good books I missed out on because they looked like this
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I should start a platonic matchmaking service where eccentric old women and silly young girls can be paired up to have tea together.
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Losing it at this tweet being posted two minutes earlier than any news source I can find on this.
Mike Pence announces that he’s dropping out of the 2024 presidential race.
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Aw she had fun.
Kamala Harris presses for another presidential debate with Donald Trump after he announced he would not do another:. “We owe it to the voters to have another debate.”
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Harry Styles would be much cooler if he completely snapped… just absolutely lost it one day.
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Nooo one can break her ijbol soul.
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Growing out a short haircut is one of the most vulnerable times of a young woman’s life.
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The other night I ordered a series of drinks so bizarre that the bartender earnestly asked “what’s going on with you”.
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Lovee the idea of a gambling addiction… what a beautiful thing to have so much hope.
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Because it’s funny.
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Lord we need a new wave of feminism.
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I know whoever first said yippee really was just happy as hell like that’s exactly what it feels like… yippee!!! 😁😁😁.
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Love it when 17 year olds are like “being young is not an excuse to make bad decisions” ohh you have no idea the stupid shit you’re about to do….
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Being an ipad baby must be soo exciting imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing candy crush.
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Her crime? Being a woman.
Elizabeth Holmes has been sentenced to more than 11 years in prison for defrauding investors with blood-testing start-up. 🔗:
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23 is when those 19 year old decisions come back to haunt you.
if u survive 19 and 23 u can survive anything.
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This shady queen 😭 get back to work
Does CNN need me to clock in and help with that damn map like why are they an hour behind popcrave.
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Me when the hot guy on the train gets off at his stop
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Wait is don’t worry darling just a collection of scenes where something weird happens to florence pugh and she’s just like that was weird….
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They don’t warn you about the zoomies you get at an office job.
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It’s a comedy if there’s a scene where a guy is audibly peeing. It’s a drama if there’s a scene where a girl is audibly peeing.
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Whoever made smoothies $10-15… something really bad should happen to them. I have some ideas but I shan’t share.
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It’s so funny that harry styles said he likes that don’t worry darling feels like a movie because it’s actually the first time in my life that I’ve watched a movie and thought “this does not feel like a movie”.
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My controversial opinion is that rupaul was right to react like that it really was that funny…
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Wearing a cute outfit and no one is complimenting me
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Me when I have to go to the post office.
Chris Cuomo: ‘I was going to kill everybody and myself’ after CNN firing
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What do I have to do to be one of the girls who gets paid six figures to write “this serum is giving mother” I have what it takes.
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When we used to have snacks that were pouches of bits of stuff… that was america to me
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CVS Pharmacy: PLEASE RESPOND: Your Rx for SEROQUEL is out of refills. Do you want us to save you time and contact your MD for a new Rx?.Text YES or NO.
i just realized that taylor took her gloves off after announcing the tortured poets department. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!
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Girls will say “he appeals to the female gaze 😍😍” and it’s just a guy being ugly.
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This is how it feels to be making salmon in your air fryer
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Just got looked at weird because I was walking down the street giggling to myself… what’s wrong with having a chucklesome inner life….
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Doing one of my favorite things… being weird in my room.
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Sorry I don’t care about new AI breakthroughs I’m already amazed by the world as it was… I’ve known about seahorses all my life and I’m still in awe.
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Libraries should be open 24 hours and also have a smoking section.
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Had three drinks last night then walked around alone for like two hours taking random pics because I was so earnestly struck by the beauty of midtown manhattan
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Aritzia makes clothes for girls who are REALLY excited to get engaged.
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Perfect picture. That is so spring.
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Does CNN need me to clock in and help with that damn map like why are they an hour behind popcrave.
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I respect girls who wear a black top and jeans to go out… that’s just pure love of the game at that point.
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Button down, vest, chinos, backpack, brat. Bad day to be a 20 mg adderall
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What’s a girl supposed to do with her life when she’s blessed with a certain je ne sais quoi but no discernible practical skills… what do I do with this star power.
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My tweets have sucked lately because I have a really good looking boyfriend now. No use in being funny anymore to be honest.
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Now that I’m single again and ash wednesday is on valentine’s day I’m kind of considering catholicism likee as long as I don’t have plans why not see what’s up.
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Being the only two people on earth who think Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist is the most romantic thing I can think of.
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Gonna eat 2/3 of a bag of goldfish before I drink tonight because I care about my body.
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Wikipedia dark mode has changed the game… about to blast the AC, pop a melatonin, and get into Marlene Dietrich’s personal life….
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My influencer era was sooo funny like people would say the most cruel things I’ve ever heard in my life about me and then I’d get a charlotte tilbury pr package and be like OKAAYYY.
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I clapped for diabetes.
I clapped for diabetes because it’s something he did I will always applaud!. Insulin saves lives.
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If everyone knew what it was like for a tiktok they made when they were 20 to reappear on twitter once every few months for years there would be a charity in my name.
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Today I got hit by a car and mildly concussed and the first thing I did when I got into the ambulance was ask the paramedic if she saw Madame Web.
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Sometimes god shines upon you in an upper east side thrift store
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I get kind of sad when I see people trying really hard to become an influencer. It’s not supposed to be a goal you work toward, it’s supposed to be a karmic punishment outside of your control.
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OK good luck finding a girl with as much whimsy as me….
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Me and the girls trying to find gossip material when nothing’s going on.
Kevin Costner's first wife Cindy Silva shops for groceries 30 years after their marriage ended
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Sam Smith’s Unholy playing at the beginning of the show about the Mormon mom influencer sex scandal… full body chills.
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What happened to saving water? Saving water used to be huge. Did we end up getting more or something.
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For the record I don’t mind this video I just know I have more slay in me than this….
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I need to go to the Sleepytime Bear Room in the Celestial Seasonings factory in Boulder, CO
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Brushing my teeth after I wake up>>>>.
Using my credit cards for everything then paying the bill at the end of the month before interest hits >>>>>.
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Just lazy as hell.
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Taylor swift should start saying cunt in her lyrics. I would be like Yasss.
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Everyone loves to watch a24 movies but hates to see a24 year old woman win.
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Sending shit like this to your mom hits different when you’re almost 25 years old
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Randomly craving a cold glass of whole milk… if I’m even allowed to say that in Biden’s America….
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Saying merry christmas to strangers like I’m a republican or something.
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Recession indicator.
Aubrey Plaza has reportedly been cast in Marvel Studios’ ‘Agatha: Coven of Chaos.’ . 🔗:
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