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I’m not calling any man while biking home because imagine i do get raped while on the phone and he gets the ick
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I’m the type of friend who puts on ur perfume when I’m in ur your room. I love smelling like my gf <3
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Appreciating the fact that I’m wandering through a student apartment complex & hearing jimi hendrix in the distance
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What would you do if you had 10x the agency?
I’ve been married for 16 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 16 years.
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One of my hard rules for life is that I don’t argue with women who have Borderline Personality Disorder. I may like them, I may joke with them, but I’m also disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
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@ladyhacksaway @zeta_globin Mindblowing, I know, but just because you have one doesn’t mean you know anything about the diagnostic criteria for personality disorders.
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RT @kanyewest: I WILL SAY NOTHING BAD OR AGAINST CHINA THEY ALWAYS SHOWED ME LOVE WHEN AMERICANS TURNED THEY BACKS ON ME CAUSE OF A RED…
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I feel like i should make myself less visible considering how far my bloodlust hornyposting cannibal maxxing goes
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It would be really funny if i got a lot of plastic surgery to look like kylie jenner. Not in an obsessive pathological way but as a bit.
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You don’t have teeth
Fat bitches are sex offenders I see them and I’m sexually offended Making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids They gone hurt somebody If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy just remember it’s because you’re broke
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@RealCandaceO If my feet were dry ugly and crusty like that, i would wear socks at the least.
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