@sweetgreen im not snitching!!!!!

i dont remember what happened to me this year. except one time i saw a french tour group walk past the sweetgreen in williamsburg and their guide pointed and said "le salade"

just saw your 2024 post on ig. i didnt know what kind of year you had. you started a new job but then also you went to boston. i had no idea i swear. you know what i just need to see you. oh god. where can we meet. i feel sick

ok so if 24 year olds i dont follow are to be believed, in 2025 doubting yourself is out and spending time with your friends is in

@BrotiGupta Noted.

imagine getting tranquilized by a dart in Egypt and when you wake up they’re like “meet the Rockettes. you’re on in 5”

omg remember Kamala Harris

@BrotiGupta That’s true actually

i cast The Penguin. i said give me the prettiest irish actor there is

That makes so much sense actually

RT @OurRevolution: Bernie Sanders releases election statement: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has aband…

I think democrats should try campaigning as republicans six more times then call it

Naturally and easily drifting off into a restful nights sleep

@KindaHagi She’s a once in a lifetime star like Marilyn Monroe or Elvis if they were more captivating

some of us dont have a mind that would think of a good halloween costume. some of us are just in flow

@BrotiGupta

You have another day on this actually. @BrotiGupta

@intothecrevasse yeah it was fine the intimacy coordinator made us both feel like we could go there