New Yorkers may begin to see our officers with black mourning bands across their shields—and across their hearts. We wear these in quiet commemoration of our 27 brothers and sisters we’ve lost to
#COVID
.
Another way we honor our vow to
#NeverForget
.
ahhh fuck we have to put a vegetarian option on the menu.... idk what the fuck to give them....um.... ok they probably want to eat one gigantic mushroom with a knife and fork
If you’re going through a breakup you’re literally allowed to act so crazy …you can be like “I am digging a tunnel. It will go from Pasadena to the White House” and your friends will be like “good ❤️ I’m here ❤️”
It’s so stressful to be alive in America rn to the point where recently at a restaurant I was like “is this Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne?” and my friend said “there is no music playing at all”
jessica played my grandmother on one of my 1st jobs in 2014. i got to meet one of the sharpest funniest hardest working actors ill ever know right out of the gate. once she turned to me and said "dont let them fuck with you". im still not positive what she meant but she was right
i wish i loved anything as much as my upstairs neighbors love moving furniture around. i could conquer the world if i had half the passion they do for dropping bowling balls
princess diana was 19 when she married charles... when i was 19 i was dating a gay guy who would hook up with me at parties so his friends would know about it and then say "so are you gonna get a cab or something" at 8pm. i can't imagine like, that but queen elizabeth is involved
i wanted to QT the lady that said women dont speak until 20 minutes into Oppenheimer so i could point out that, as a woman, i was speaking 5 minutes in because i wanted to know if that was kenneth branagh
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in my experience, men hate when women want to talk about how phillip seymour hoffman used his entire body when he performed, and whether or not that makes him a dancer. it drives them crazy
sorry i called you a "clout-chasing bitch" in the group chat. i'm a lawyer who lies all the time, and i missed my son's birthday party. so my son made his birthday wish that, for an entire 24 hours, i be unable to tell a lie
I hate getting yelled at and every decision in my life is made around trying to keep that from happening. And then if other things happen for me that’s a bonus
people put a sheet over a birdcage to tell the bird "its dark. go to sleep."-- is this not what God does to us, come night? throws His towel over our cage? to make it dark? to quiet us?
if i could go back in time and say anything to my 13 year old self, i would bully her. she needed to get bullied. to her i would say "hey why dont you go fuckin listen to both versions of Such Great Heights some more"
i saw a guy crash a motorcycle outside this place. someone screamed "get him water" so i ran inside and explained that he needed water. they were like "why would he need that?" then gave me some. when i handed it to him he said "i dont want this". anyway i hope it works out
once when i was walking my foster dog i saw this little girl across the street looking at him so i said "do you want to meet him?" and she said "is he soft?" and i said "yes" and she said "....then no." which you have to respect
sometimes bc my name is dylan people assume im a guy and for little fleeting moments, like getting an email from the tire repair guy whos like "yea bro should be good" etc i get to feel how amazing being a dude and having the respect of another dude feels.. theres nothing like it
trends show up in NYC 2 months before the rest of the country. Quote me on this now: big trees, multi-colored string lights, and wreaths to be huge in 2023.
When I was a little girl, my mom said to me “Dylan, if someone is behaving poorly, you get out your phone, and you film their face in order to ruin their entire life.” And I never forgot that.
you have to understand that celebrities are seeing entire generations of families bombed and its making them imagine someone saying theoretically there could be a threat of that in silverlake