Geofrey R Crow
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Just on Twitter to sell my weird books. Tweets about history, writing, wargaming, etc
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I make book. It name "The Invisible Woman and Other Stories."
I give book. You give money. You get book. I get money.
Good trade? Yes!
(Paperback upcoming, currently only available on Kindle.)
Click the link, pls rt, etc. Wish luck!
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@im4charliecrist
I used to think pirates were cool. Until this moment.
You have saddened me, Andy
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@Slim_DaddE
Poor guy just asks a question and everyone around him chooses violence.
It's just like Twitter
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@REVOLVO_OCELOTS
@SilverSecundus
I see it's your first day on the Internet.
Leave this place. It is a land of the damned
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@weirddalle
A straight man who would agree to play under these conditions... really ain't all that straight
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@lolennui
It's a good joke, but it seems a little half-baked to me. When I see the word "quadragon" my first thought is of a fire-breathing beast with wings and scales
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@YeahThatsRocc
I never understand this. Like, my default is to assume she hates me, and if she acts nice to me my default is to assume she hates me and thinks I'm stupid
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@_claypot
Out of context none of these examples are remotely scary to me. Second one is goofy as hell.
But, come back at 1AM after I've been bingeing the thing for an hour or two and I might tell you different
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@cardamomkiss
Asymmetrically attractive: you're fighting with severe strategic limitations, but I believe you can win over a superpower in a grinding war of attrition
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@TheIllegit
She's like if Ben Shapiro and Mia Khalifa were the same person and only talked about boring things I don't care about
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@lmpressiveCock
Can somebody explain to me why this guy is so hated?
I've seen a couple of his posts but don't remember what they were about. I have no feelings about the guy, positive or negative
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@hottropica
To be fair, they were British girlies at first, and unfortunately for them these guys ain't so bad for Englishmen
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@HTTPSNoWhere
That's pretty awesome. You always hope people who come that close to dying really take it as an opportunity to change their lives for the better. Looks like this guy did
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@Whotfismick
Because that's kind of a defining feature of being the bigger person: being wronged and not retaliating.
There's no opportunity to be the bigger person if no one was wronged, and the person who did the wrong is already not the bigger person.
It's in the structure of conflict
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@HELLA_GIRTH
Bless the Maker and bless his coffee. Bless his creamer and his glucose. May his passage cleanse the palate. May he keep the men's room for his people
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@yacobg42
This would be crazy big news to a man who had never heard of burgers before.
Too bad he's prolly not on Twitter 😔
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@HumanbeingAwk
Either that or he's waiting for the right fantastically wealthy woman to come around to sponsor my artistic pursuits.
... his! His artistic pursuits!
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@Hermit_Thrush
Are they gonna have a default voice actor? Because, enthusiastic as everybody else seems to be about this, it sets off just about every single one of my "Nope!" receptors
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@FrancesPatano
A cappella is the Catholic way.
We didn't need instruments for a thousand years of Gregorian chant. Why make things complicated and distract from the voices?
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@inherentvibes
I love how there are 50 different explanations for this one here in the comments.
The one my mom told me when I was a kid was that farmers would be shoveling manure all day. So when they go inside to eat they roll up their sleeves. But if there elbows are on the table...
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@SVVAYED
This is the kind of inexplicable hostility over an obscure topic that I want to see more of on Twitter.
Was I expecting to be berated for my naive beliefs about the sodium content of butter today? No I was not.
Am I glad it happened? Yes I am
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@bigsnugga
Exactly the kind of thing a TikTok girl will post just before her ride to the Doing Crimes Party picks her up
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@MeganBitchell
Pop cultural references are like salt. A little here and there can add flavor and really open up a dish.
She just dumped the whole salt shaker in there
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@ZorayaBlack_
It's a lure. They do it so you'll feel comfortable enough to reciprocate because you feel like they're open and easy to relate to. But that little bit of insanity is watching behind everything
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@macsquirelera
Because the reason the joke is funny is because of the image of waking up the horse in the middle of the night.
That's the only important or necessary justification.
Somebody is trying to make you laugh and you're getting on your high horse about Americans.
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@tyler02020202
Eh, I just assume I got lucky in the gut department because nothing bothers me.
Except for White Castle. Once or twice a year I forget what White Castle does. And then I pay for my hubris
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@wizardsextape
Pretty cool that you can still keep your hand when you cast gaseous form. Don't even have to put your drink down
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@evilvillain1231
If you're trying to get me to watch more TV, degradation and humiliation are strong selling points
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@femaleuncle
Release your inhibitions?
Ma'am, I'm supposed to be kissing her, not dissolving into tears and begging her to hold me
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@ambernoelle
There's something deeply wrong with the sheer number of people who go out in public expecting total privacy. Sorry to inconvenience you with the fact that there's a whole bustling world beyond your own experience.
Also dude acts like he's seeing a cockroach infestation
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@northstardoll
There are ways of dealing with this. Codes and ciphers, to begin with.
And the whole art of writing is a matter of setting things up so only the right people see what you mean
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@Trey_Explainer
In the olden days, Leviathan did attempt to smite the great Chief Wave-Rider.
But the Wave-Rider only laughed and drank deep of Hawaiian Punch
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@s8n
If you're that worried about it, you can also just leave the eggs out when you make cookie dough.
I used to do this and leave a lump of cookie dough in the fridge to munch on for a week.
Or an hour
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@churrascooooo
Twitter is bad for my mental health.
... sometimes I think people should encourage their kids to marry their high school sweethearts. It really never gets any better than that
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@churrascooooo
What makes me curious is how this woman has so much anti-charisma that she can go to this guy's 20 buddies and they all say no. Like, not even a maybe or a lukewarm yes who you know is gonna bail?
Almost enough to make you think there's sabotage afoot
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@sallybuggz
Pancakes sounding incredibly perverse right now.
You: "I am going to cook you at high heat, cut you into tiny pieces and devour you with gooey sugar sauce."
Pancake batter: "Mmm, baby, I'm gonna be yellow, fluffy, and delicious for your pure heart!"
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@moomizm
Would be much more interested in science and technology if analogies like this were more common.
This is what make Douglass Hofstadter so good
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@kenthecowboy_
Those rules don't apply to me because my desire is wrong and bad and should never be expressed under any circumstances
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Would anybody happen to know any good book cover designers they could recommend?
I need a cover for my book that fools people into thinking it was written by a serious person
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@thechosenberg
Real.
Never really understood how people make friends after they finish school. It's like, "Hey, the government is no longer literally forcing me to interact with people. Where do I find the desire to do so?"
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@verymoisturized
Also because the more attractive a woman is, the more likely it is that people will humor her. So her thoughts and opinions aren't reality-tested as often as others'. Meaning even if she's an intelligent girl she's likely to have less grasp on reality than a homelier lass.
The
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@hiddenhush
I didn't know the Scott Pilgrim girl had a life and an existence outside of that movie.
Or a name. A name with a distinct old-money New England vibe.
I learned today! 😁
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@bijibiji2023
There's nothing comforting about an attractive woman, no matter the genre. Footage of a nuclear test would be less disturbing
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@9mm_smg
Just to play devil's advocate.
If Satan really belonged anywhere on earth... wouldn't it be in a government building?
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@JessPected
Honestly, I have no idea why any woman would put up with a man. Whenever a woman likes me it's kind of a weird miracle and I start to wonder if she's touched in the head
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@JohnWakefieId
If my one swordsman is Klaus Kinski, those Mechanized infantry are just lucky they can run away fast.
Never has a man possessed such berserker rage. May we all meet him in Valhalla
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@Rainmaker1973
If there's not a temple at the top with a group of mysterious robed monks I'm gonna be REAL disappointed when I get there
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When a girl likes you she'll do the most Orwellian spy shit you've ever imagined and I think that's cute and precious
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@extrafabulous
Be sure to post regular warnings so I can drop out when you start getting close
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@AmeliaHorgan
Dude needs to recognize that it's at least equally tragic for a horny young man to be in a macroeconomics class
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@Kali_de_Armas
Much better to meet people irl than on the apps.
Not that I do either one, but irl is better
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@LittleMammith
Makes me nostalgic for the days when all of Europe could descend into a general war and American public opinion would be, "Meh. Not our problem."
God I hate Woodrow Wilson
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@cxgonzalez
I knew a girl one time who lapsed into talking like an English professor whenever she was embarrassed. Very stiffly formal.
God, I loved that about her.
This seems like pretty much the same kind of thing. Somehow I find it less endearing, though 🤷♂️
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@AshaLogos
He's always seemed both incredibly creepy and incredibly boring to me. Only ever managed to force myself through a handful of his shows
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@genmxn
32.
Working on it.
... idk what I want :/
You ever screw up in a video game and wanna go back to an earlier save?
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@mattzollerseitz
Oppenheimer sex scene was weird because I went to see it with my Dad.
Napoleon also
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@alya_serpentis
@hottropica
They have decent teeth, which already places them in the top 10% of Englishmen
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@hashjenni
The masculine urge to say "lair" every time I walk past the cave where the Great Dragon stashes the golden hoard
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@Lauramaywendel
Reminds me of something I read in a biography of Benjamin Franklin, where one of the reasons Franklin's newspaper succeeded was because he was so good at looking busy all the time.
It probably annoyed him, but he was a patient man.
Is it an American thing, to try to look busy?
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@it_is_fareed
Find a thing you like and wear it every day.
Not having to think about this is one of the competitive advantages of being male
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@St_Rev
There's a passage about this in Catch 22. I think it's Major Major's father who was a farmer and the government paid him to not grow corn.
So he took the money to buy more land so he could get paid more by not growing even more corn.
Crazy how many things in that book were real
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@hum_dunkin
What about it makes you angry? People oversimplifying complex events for humor?
I mean, welcome to the Internet, brother
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