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KATY PERRY IS COMING
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Big bomboclaat,
spliff a buss inna mi head
Hot sexy gyal ah said she wan' fi gimme head
When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red
𝐺𝑦𝑚𝑛𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑
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Tech guys when the startup has money: "Our AI will crush you under its heel. We are rendering you, teeming human biomass, irrelevant. I am become death destroyer of worlds."
Tech guys when the startup money is gone: "I'm just a rural farmer, farming my code. I'm a family man"
Change "Silicon Valley Bank" to "Kansas Farmers Bank".
Replace "tech startups" with "farmers".
Replace "MBS" with "farm loans".
Do you feel different?
If you were calling for "let them fail" are you now screaming "save them?!"
Or vice versa.
Would any of the tech elite
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The famously uncontroversial bombing of Dresden, immortalised in Kurt Vonnegut’s novel “That Was Good 5”
"When Britain bombed Dresden, 35,000 people lost their lives"
Defence Secretary Grant Shapps says "we've sort of forgotten that in war, very sadly, people lose their lives" when asked about the scale of Israel's retaliation strikes on Gaza
#BBCLauraK
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My girlfriend is the kind of girl I would meet on a night out and then Jack off over for a few years in a progressively more cozy fantasy about my ideal life
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every few years women start panicking about something new like "hip dip", "strawberry leg", "cellulite", or "thigh gap", while 99% of men have no clue what this stuff means and would not care if they did
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Girls is a good show, and Lena Dunham is a good writer.
“She’s fat” who cares “she’s annoying” who cares “she’s self-obsessed” who cares. All these things apply to Lars Von Trier just as much if not more than they do to her
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Does anyone have any menswear advice that is normal? Like not streetwear hypebeast bullshit, not an eyewateringly expensive suit that I’ll never wear, and not pastel coloured soft boy shit
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I used to hate sleepovers as a kid. Other kids’ houses always had a weird smell. Their food was bad, their cutlery was misshapen, and they had strange bedtime rituals which I was forced to partake in. It was never at a true friend’s house either. It was always the peripheral kid
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Remembering the time Nick Mullen DM’d my ex the word “breast”, and when she replied (something like "?"), he said "I like seeing breat"
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Second interaction with this app and they’re already limiting my creativity
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The current relative strength of the dollar is destroying continental Europe. Americans were everywhere in Paris, waddling down the road, pointing at things, sunglasses and hats on. Someone at the D’Orsay thought my gf was American for a second and there was hatred in her eyes
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McKinsey predicting that the "metaverse economy" could be worth $5 trillion by 2030.
Makes me want to work at McKinsey. Getting paid millions of dollars a year simply to say big numbers. $10 trillion. $900 trillion. I can say big numbers all day. Put me in
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Marxists saying that millionaire twitch streamers are proletarian while your guy running a corner shop or falafel cart is petit bourgeois is probably the main reason I no longer consider myself left wing
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“I use my BODY… my Sweat and Tears to make my Art”
The art in question:
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Some people with bipolar have to be institutionalised. “Well my friend has it and he just gets a bit quirky” 100,000 likes on this?
All the comments like “my ex girlfriend had it and she just got it out fun painting projects” — some people with bipolar lose custody of their kids
I have a friend with bipolar disorder I've known 15 yrs and when he gets manic he stays up really late memorizing song lyrics and every so often he'll call demanding I play him at FIFA immediately but he somehow manages to never hand it to Hitler so idk about this excuse for Ye
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Lena Dunham could shoot Adam Driver in the head on 5th avenue and Girls would still be a good show. Quit coping. Will Boroughs killed his wife, junky is still a decent novel. Rosemary’s B- nevermind
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This guy’s complaining about AI art, but, as you’ll see in my reply, he can’t draw hands either.
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I was always polite to the parents but inevitably when it was time to stay up past bedtime playing video games the little rat would point at me when we got caught and I’d get told off by *someone else’s mother*. Take me home then? No-one likes your weird son lady
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Normalise 👏 real 👏 cannibals 👏 playing 👏 cannibal 👏 characters. It's problematic that Anthony Hopkins and Mads Mikkelsen get to play Hannibal Lecter when Armie Hammer is 👏 sitting 👏 right 👏 there.
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This is as bad as Kinkade. There are some works by Hitler that are better than this.
Robert Finale painting. I last posted this one on twitter in 2019. It’s stunning work . I really don’t have to say anything , just enjoy the scene
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They’re getting so sick of Americans in Paris that if you say you’re British they breathe a sigh of relief.
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@AstuteCFO
Guys you're still trying to replace Soleimani. I'm telling you we can't do it. But we can recreate him in the aggregate
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Qatar is a horrific repressive regime but depriving British football fans of alcohol is a great bit. It’s very funny to me
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If you can't cook it's your own fault and you should be embarrassed about it
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@dieworkwear
I got a lot of good advice today. Earlier I thought I might go to Uniqlo tomorrow, now I am definitely going to Uniqlo tomorrow
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Brother and sister cooked for anniversary of dad’s death. Whole family round. Cheers
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No-one gives a shit. At least the boomers gave us great literature, your generation is grey and all you’ve done is fucking complain
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Chill out, they haven’t even identified the breed of dog yet. You can save the “it’s not the dog it’s the owner” stuff for after they’ve identified that the dog was in fact an American Bulletproof TurboKiller XL
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@je_ne_sais_blah
Yeah, rituals. Grace. Saying “please may I leave the table” when you finish dinner. A timed buffer for TV before bed. Family board game time. All kinds of shit
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gonna start a website called OnlyMans where we crowdfund therapy for this guy
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11pm, cafes packed all down the street in Istanbul. Meanwhile in London every bouncer pleads with you as you leave one of the handful of remaining places open past this time: “Please, no talking out here. They will shut us down.”
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@quasimatt
This is the look I want but whatever I wear I look like 2 notches above Arthur chu
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Companies get away with packing American chocolate with butyric acid because they can’t taste the difference between cocoa and vomit and we still have to put up with their “opinions” on food
the food in london is so bad fr i literally don’t even understand why it’s like this
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People asking "Where are the Qatari women??" -- have you checked Selfridges
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@SeanMcCarthyCom
Being charged with putting some chickpeas in a food processor with some olive oil
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@joegarden
niche one but my cousin and I laugh about it all the time. When Tom Waits' character in Buster Scruggs is shot through the belly then kills the guy who shoots him, turns back to the body and goes:
"You didn't hit nothin' important!"
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Andrew Tate trending again. If you are wondering why boys and young men are falling down the Andrew Tate rabbit hole, it's because there are precious few decent masculine role models for them. The right constantly talks about men and masculinity but the left is quiet about it.
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@DrewDiezel
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damn has anyone thought of this before? machines that make farming easier? wild
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@emo_garfield420
Yeah I can’t get away with this anymore apparently. My Primark thermals and battered ASICS are starting to stress my relationships with family and friends
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@olivertraldi
Problem is my body shape is constantly in flux so anything fitted doesn’t last
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Sorry, you need a better haircut than this if you want to talk about “low-status”
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Inflation rate:
🇦🇷 Argentina: 289%
🇹🇷 Turkey: 69.8%
🇷🇺 Russia: 7.8%
🇿🇦 South Africa: 5.2%
🇮🇳 India: 4.83%
🇲🇽 Mexico: 4.65%
🇧🇷 Brazil: 3.69%
🇦🇺 Australia: 3.6%
🇪🇸 Spain: 3.6%
🇺🇸 US: 3.4%
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 3%
🇰🇷 South Korea: 2.9%
🇨🇦 Canada: 2.7%
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 2.7%
🇸🇬 Singapore: 2.7%
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Let’s all clap for model bipolar sufferer who’s so good at being bipolar that their mania is like a superpower! I wonder if they also had ADHD
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Remember to ask people for consent before you masturbate to them. It’s considerate and they’ll take it well
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Someone on Hinge who works in a bookshop in London asked me what “genre of fiction” I like to read (my profile says I like to read fiction), I told her I love Ballard and I’m currently reading Philip Roth. She wordlessly unmatched. I didn’t even mention Houellebecq
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@FireBatVillain
@viet_t_nguyen
you obviously haven't heard of multiracial whiteness! It's the hip new explanation for why Trump got the biggest share of non white votes of any republican in decades, and it can be jammed in here as an explanation for this!
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NEW: Labour will launch a Freedom to Buy scheme to help get 80,000 young people onto the housing ladder.
Find out more 👇
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@2Jakeycakey
doesn't have the best clip, where he looks at the baby as if analysing the baby's potential for becoming smoked meat, and then says "smoked meats" while looking at the baby
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The only difference between being in your 20s and 30s is that in your 30s you learn about a new internet celebrity every week, they have names like “Adin Ross”, everyone has heard of them but you, they have net worths of $50 million, and they literally cannot read
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My wonderful dad passed away last night, at home, surrounded by his family. My sister has arranged a fundraiser for Thames Hospice; they've been incredible, I don't know what we would have done without their help.
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The king of Qatar came to my family’s restaurant and bought my uncle and my cousin flights and a hotel stay at a very, very nice hotel, and World Cup tickets for all the quarter finals right through to the finals. Pretty jealous ngl
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Theresa May never had the quiet, solemn dignity nor the Napoleon-esque power of her portrait. If you remember, in real life she was quite shiny-faced, almost wet, and had a grimacing smile like a guilty dog.
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@gracefulkongs
I feel the same but for Europe, I did this tweet after seeing my 100th “European food is bland, they don’t have hot sauce” tweet this week
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Thanks man. Do you have any advice about staying alive in your 40s
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It’s like yeah, your class analysis is technically correct, your dad making $300k at Goldman is working class and my family who had to pay rent on a closed restaurant for two years through lockdown (practically ruining them) is bourgeois.
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Drunkenly invited eight people for a roast last night and now I have to cook a roast. It is now six pm and Waitrose had sold out of every piece of remotely roastable meat
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this watercolour of Marie Antoinette at age SEVEN is very funny to me
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@TrueAnonPod
“we said that the opposite of this was gonna happen. Boomers like us shouldn’t be allowed to lose money so we’re calling the cops”
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Grindr has gone public as $GRND. Feel like it was a missed opportunity not going for $LAY
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@vvieites001
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Writing honestly about the awkward and uncomfortable (yet extremely common!) parts of childhood pre-sexual development shouldn’t be met with accusations of being a sexual abuser. The reason not a single paper called her an abuser is because it would be libel.
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