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propagate. accelerate. concentrate. separate. debilitate. annihilate. exhilarate.
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Joined September 2014
Rich Nigro elected as new Buffalo Teachers Federation president
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"A private military company taking control of an entire country would be absolutely kino"
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'France Has Fallen': Dramatic Footage Shows Social Unrest Spreading In Third Night
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Americans are not paying off their credit-card debt, per MarketWatch.
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Re-entering society with $20 billion and 31.5 million uninterrupted seconds of focused, mindful jelqing
You get $20 Billion if you're locked here for 1 year. You have no books, movies, phones, consoles, NOTHING except food and water. Can you do it?
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Nice try but there isn't a single building worth 2.7 mil in Romania.
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My belated idubbz hot take is that he was always a weasel, even back when he was le based or whatever. Anisa didn't make him like this, she was at most a catalyst. Source: Physiognomy.
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The ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ war is still on. Both films have no plans to shift release dates. (Source:
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I'm genuinely asking: Where the fuck does all the money in the UK go. Private sector pay is shit. Public sector pay is worse. Infrastructure and public projects all get cancelled. Existing ones are crumbling. It's not a poor country by global standards, so where's all the money.
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The bigger change will probably be that since conspiracy theories are 100% beyond the pale in 2023, the show will be about Mulder and Scully uncovering plots against the wholesome chungus US government.
Ryan Coogler is developing a new ‘X-FILES’ series with a diverse cast. (via:
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If I were a Ukrainian soldier I'd just tell western media the wildest shit to see what they'll print. My callsign is Double Holocaust. My callsign is Auschwitz Good. My callsign is Peanut Arbuckle. My callsign is Hitler Reloaded.
Newly recruited servicemen for the Spartan storm brigade practiced target firing and battlefield first aid in an undisclosed location in Ukraine’s Kharkiv region. A serviceman with the nom-de-guerre 'Adolf' said they had been trained in ‘first aid, tactics, firing drills’
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Good example of political drift. If you had said this like 20 years ago the standard assumption would be that you're some Kucinich-loving, Green-voting hippie who hates America.
Our homeschoolers only do 2hrs/day of school work. The rest of the time it’s caring for animals, gardening, art, play, etc. They’re testing well above grade. Makes you wonder what they’re doing in public schools all day.
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"It says here on your resume that you are 100% stone cold, would you like to elaborate?". ". "
The Software Engineer I interviewed last Friday messaged me to drop from the process. He refuses to work with women.
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"Before we continue this conversation, I need you to make a credible and actionable threat on the life of the president of the United States. Just to make sure you're not an AI.". "But I'm right in front of you. We're currently talking in person.". "I need you to drop 3 Hard Rs."
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"I like ice cream"
Today's thread about Russia's slide into fascist insanity will be dedicated to an object seemingly innocuous but actually responsible for much of what Russia is today. Behold the worst Soviet-made weapon of mass destruction, Plombir. No, this isn't Bruce Banner's sperm test.
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Who had "Israel will be number 110" on their bingo card.
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Phrasing is a bit corny, better way to put it is that boomer social guidance turned out to be worthless. Just one example is the endless exhortations to go to college no matter for what and how much debt it takes or else ngmi which were ubiquitous in the 90s and 00s.
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I hate it when billionaires randomly keep parking their gigayachts in my humble working class waterfront highrise neighborhood by the gigayacht marina.
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Video game movies becoming the new capeshit would be a very potent sign of cultural tastemaker status passing from millennials to zoomers.
Legend of Zelda developers are “interested” in making a movie after seeing the “Super Mario Movie”surpassed a billion dollars in the box office!
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He say you dude fucker
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Time for my decadely pro-boomer post:. Boomer advice is solid in the small pockets where boomer reality survives, the issue is boomers tend to think that's everywhere instead of barely anywhere. Basically if something hasn't changed since the 60s, then take boomer advice on it.
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The hipster as such died shortly afterwards because the core of the identity (status through obscure taste) got obliterated by social media, which serves as a distributed discovery algorithm which instantly destroys status-conferring obscurity.
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Tfw you have to let a Gosling movie fail to avert a horrible future
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I used to know this right wing Somalian forum and it was easily one of the funniest places online. Anyone know the name.
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We took one of the globally most iconic and recognizable sub-country level flags and asked ourselves: What if instead we made it look like shit from an ass.
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Happeningbros.
🚨 Belarus says it has convinced Prigozhin to stand down his armed uprising. Lukashenko spent "the entire day" negotiating with Prigozhin after "agreeing on joint actions" with Putin and "additionally clarifying the situation through his own channels.".
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Diet Coke getting banned would be a bigger blow to CEOs, businessmen and entrepreneurs than a communist revolution.
Exclusive: Aspartame, one of the world's most common artificial sweeteners, is set to be declared a possible carcinogen next month by a leading global health body, pitting it against the food industry and regulators
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First match fixing scandal gonna be like
We are proud to be the first Sportsbook to offer betting odds on the Special Olympics!. @Forbes dives into our historic offering as 350,000 volunteers, coaches, and athletes head to Berlin to compete and celebrate the #SpecialOlympics .
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Why is every anime still about high schoolers when the Japanese have like a dozen kids tops between them, who's supposed to relate to it.
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Honestly would prefer the literal Stasi snooping on people rather than unfunny millennial irl cringe hunters, at least we'd get an orderly society out of the deal.
at a bibimbap place and a young guy next to me just said “I’ve actually forgotten how to use forks because I spent so long in Japan” to his date do I say something do I save her.
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"So you know how I'm unpopular and considered annoying at best and sinister at worst? What if instead I was popular and well-liked. You would treat me differently then. Let that sink in". Congrats on discovering the concept of popularity.
Change "Silicon Valley Bank" to "Kansas Farmers Bank". Replace "tech startups" with "farmers". Replace "MBS" with "farm loans". Do you feel different? . If you were calling for "let them fail" are you now screaming "save them?!" . Or vice versa. Would any of the tech elite.
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Kanye is qualified to be US president because he managed to make everyone forget about that 3 hour schizo Alex Jones interview less than a year ago. Anyone else and people would be like "wasn't this the guy who said he loves Nazis" forever but not him, it's like it never happened.
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>people were doubting me when I said dating apps were a primarily millennial phenomenon. Millennials were the dead cat bounce of casual sex obsession. It's over for Tindcels, Hingelets and Bumbloids, enjoy the average age on those apps being like 36.
Gen Z is choosing Instagram flirting over dating app swiping. Here's why .
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It's wild to read 1800s biographies of some English guy who joined the army, deserted and lived in an opium den, became a whaler, got captured by pirates then got home and instantly landed a job which you now need to have worked towards your entire life (credentials, no gaps etc).
Looking at the current job market, every opening wants someone who has specialized in that area, whatever it is, for years. Part-time work at a hotel desk requires majoring in hotel management and 2+ years of experience. Everything is ossified, there’s very little flexibility.
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X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.
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Russian involvement turns even drone footage into dash cam videos.
Official footage released by the U.S. Air Force of the collision between a Russian Su-27 and US MQ-9 over the Black Sea.
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The "non-white gf" meme in that part of the political spectrum is so powerful that even the woman in the middle of the picture got herself one
"Germany Needs New Elections!" - Right-Populist AfD Party's New Record Polling High Sparks National Political Debate
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Honestly feels like stan culture zoomers missed out on Michael Jackson. Not the music but the discourse. They would have loved defending him online. The day he dangled that baby from a balcony would have imploded Twitter.
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Lethal injection is easily the worst execution method not because of complications or whatever but because it's uncool as hell. You just lay there like some boomer. Compare with smoke, blindfold, some choice last words then bang and you dramatically slump to the ground. Pure kino.
Republican Gov. Brad Little signed a bill allowing execution by firing squad, making Idaho the latest state to turn to older methods of capital punishment amid a nationwide shortage of lethal-injection drugs.
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If the society you conserved brought you to this, of what use was the society?
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If this were 2007 there'd already be 50 looping music flash videos of this on
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I mean "ha ha you idiots actually trusted and believed us, epically trolled" is a neat trick but a bit weird coming from a political project (conservatism) which presumably has social continuity and thus the shepherding of younger generations by the older ones at its core.
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The day has finally come, they outsourced my job to China.
Chinese internet trolls are changing their profile pictures to white American cops and adopting names such as “Sheriff Roberson,” so they could harass black influencers. via @restofworld.
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We were all laughing it up about how antiquated critical infrastructure and systems are but now with AI around it seems like an accidental stroke of genius that you can't launch nukes without manually inserting floppy disks, flipping analog switches, physically turning keys etc.
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Have you considered getting a job that pays in money instead of prestige.
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>when you're in a "be as uncompetitive as possible" competition and your competitor is the EU
"Any model made available in the EU, without first passing extensive, and expensive, licensing, would subject companies to massive fines of the greater of €20,000,000 or 4% of worldwide revenue. Opensource developers, and hosting services such as GitHub. would be liable".
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"But dad, Yale law isn't bad.". "Victoria, I just worry you stay unemployed. Wish you more like your brother Stanley. He general manager at Buc-ee."
Low unemployment rates are obfuscating a larger issue in the labor market today. The recent strength in employment data has almost entirely been driven by unskilled jobs. In fact, the employment-population ratio among people with less than high school diplomas has recently
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It's moments like these when I realize how differently the pandemic went for normgroids, we might as well have lived through two entirely different events.
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30.
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In an unremarkable corner of the planet, for an unremarkable man, this unremarkable day has just turned into a remarkably fuckcrustible double decker sandwich of bullshit and kickass. Daddy is gonna need the mother of all drinky tonight.
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The worst crime of the millennial was to make "being mad online" a bad thing, an admission of defeat, low status. The loss of funny posts that resulted from this digital vandalism easily dwarfs the volume of knowledge lost in the burning of the Great Library of Alexandria.
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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?. "NO!" says the man in Washington, "it belongs to the Redditmobile"
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"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where nothing happens."
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They made us eat salmon every day. They trampled carrots under their boots right in front of us, laughing. I saw a pit with prisoners in it, a bottle of Mexican Coca Cola dangling above them, just out of reach. The medicine cabinets were full of paracetamol. Not a single aspirin.
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Only way I'd get Twitter Blue is if it allowed me to add these
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Is being a tech billionaire even worth it if you have to hide your affairs like you're some used car salesman.
Jeffrey Epstein found out Bill Gates had an affair in 2010, which he later tried to use to threaten him, according to the Wall Street Journal.
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"Fauci, we have to cook.".
"I’ve never seen anything like this": Large-scale illegal medical lab complete with bioengineered mice, infectious agents, incubators, and nearly 30 refrigerators and freezers discovered near Fresno.
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I'm not kidding, back in the day when youtube and everyone online practically shoved him down your throat I watched him for like 30 seconds, thought that he has the face and skull shape of an asshole and never watched him again. Always bet on physiognomy.
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Pure, unfiltered, jet black lignite. If you've read any of these you have cursed seven and seven more generations of your line to never make it.
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Peating.Tretinoin.Pomodoro technique.Wim Hof method.Pillowless sleeping.Upside down living.No Meal A Day.Ice baths.Ice bed.Cranial cyproheptadine injections.AI-guided jelqing.No Nut Decade.Tuvan throat speaking.Steel wool socks.Pure trace mineral diet.Multivitamin (without iron)
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Genuinely insane and hilarious to think that people were paid millions and flown around the world to play games well on the delusion that this will be like actual sports one day but honestly good on them. One of the rare cases where the normies took the sharks to the cleaners.
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It's pretty epic that this has resulted in 0 (zero) displays of solidarity or anything besides shrugging in the US and even other Euro countries which had BLM solidarity marches back in 2020. Europe is completely culturally irrelevant even within Europe.
Urban unrest erupts in France for 2nd night as protesters clash with security forces. Violent demonstrations over fatal shooting of teenager by police spread from neighbourhoods around Paris to Toulouse, Dijon, Lyon and other cities. Around 2,000 riot police deployed to Paris and.
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"Hold on so you're telling me that there was no train derailment in East Palestine and that it was all a Russian psyop". "I know it's hard to believe, Scully, but sometimes you have to just. want to believe".
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People think putting these up is about the environment but it's actually part of a sinister plot to slowly turn our cities into Unreal Tournament maps.
Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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Your honor,
“Everyone must work in the office” and “I will not pay for the office” are interesting views to hold concurrently.
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[Day 90 of Adderall withdrawal] hey anyone else feel like shit because of uhhhhhhhhhhhh AI.
Let's talk about AI-induced anxiety. I've talked to a few fellow developers in the past few days and most of them say they're: . - excited but worried for the future.- unable to sleep.- having anxiety attacks. I experience some of this myself as well. Do you feel the same?.
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Alright, Midjourney:. Milhouse Van Houten as a normal human, wearing sunglasses, aged 28, photorealistic style.
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RIP king you died for a good cause (War Thunder balancing)
Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia, with nine other people on board also dead
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Seeing vestigial Euro dickriding by millennials is always jarring but a good reminder that things aren't all bad, the once vast class of people melting down in profuse apologetics because some Frenchman called the US backwards and uncultured have mostly been driven underground.
Most popular car in Europe Vs. most popular car in the US. It’s time to restrict max size & weight of 🚗 cars.
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The most Epic Brain Moment the French had in WW1 was when more conservative-minded elements blocked the army uniform reform which would have changed its color from blue to something more camo and prevented the first stages of the war being a skeet shoot for the Germans.
The French in WW1 dont get enough hate and I am here to change it.
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The first few years of the AI-assisted normie economy are gonna be epic. So many people without enough subject matter knowledge to tell if an answer is or at least feels right/wrong are gonna drive right into a wall because bot told them to.
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Intro gonna be pictures of Nordstream 2, January 6, Trump etc with very faint images of Putin fading in and out. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
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Absolutely epic that it took like 1 year of financial downturn to buckbreak one of the biggest and richest tech companies and have it wildly thrash around, pivoting from fad project to fad project like some rookie startup running out of runway. Facebook battle royale game next.
BREAKING: Facebook's parent company Meta is working on a competitor to Twitter.
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Buc-ee's check
This is a role with seriously big impact on UK science and tech at heart of government. Take a look:
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I'VE ABANDONED MY JPEG. I'VE ABANDONED MY APE
@joedinardo Yeah it is. great comparison, some people have loaned out there apes for half the value in ETH. If the value dips below a certain threshold the ape gets sold.
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Wait so is this is actual normal real life voice. Like he does the fast-talking podcast arguenerd voice even when he's not on the air.
Steven Crowder verbally abused his pregnant wife. And after all this and so much more he can't figure out why she filed for divorce.
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I can't fully explain but this is like the millennia-spanning vampire vs werewolf conflict, us normal mortals should just forget we saw anything.
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"Mulder you have to come see this. look what I found on the Russian agent [hands him a small piece of paper] check out these numbers". "Who would have thought. Turns out it does melt steel beams, after all".
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ENERGY: Russia says it has enough coal to last it 300 years.
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Only way Prigozhin and his boys are saving face is if they get really into occult stuff in Belarus and then in like a decade launch an actual coup to install an ideology that seems semi-reasonable but is ultimately based on some shit like Slavs being from the lost continent of Mu.
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Incredibly fake and gay. The millennial Barney experience isn't some angsty piece of shit, it's Newgrounds Flash games where you shoot Barney, the Teletubbies, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden with the chaingun from Duke Nukem 3D to the sound of Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
Daniel Kaluuya's Barney movie is inspired by A24 films and Spike Jonze, says one Mattel executive: “We’re leaning into the millennial angst of the property rather than fine-tuning this for kids. It’s really a play for adults. Not that it’s R-rated."
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